https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FRTOD%2FSSXMails%2FBHZ%2FMovieRiffText/RTOD/SSXMails/BHZ/Movie - Revision history2026-04-19T16:47:54ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/RTOD/SSXMails/BHZ/Movie&diff=190275&oldid=prevNoxigar: Created page with "'''BHZ SSXMail 17. Movie'''<br /> '''Created On''' October 11, 2004<br /> '''Cast (In order of apperance):''' Super Sonic X<br /> '''Locations:''' SSX's email room. SSX shows..."2016-08-11T14:00:14Z<p>Created page with "'''BHZ SSXMail 17. Movie'''<br /> '''Created On''' October 11, 2004<br /> '''Cast (In order of apperance):''' Super Sonic X<br /> '''Locations:''' SSX's email room. SSX shows..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''BHZ SSXMail 17. Movie'''<br /><br />
'''Created On''' October 11, 2004<br /><br />
'''Cast (In order of apperance):''' Super Sonic X<br /><br />
'''Locations:''' SSX's email room.<br />
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SSX shows off his unusual movies.<br /><br />
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' ''Lizzie McGuire 2: The Musical''</blockquote><br />
==Transcript==<br />
'''SUPER SONIC X:'''Woah... Haven't done one of these in a while.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Best while of my life.</blockquote><br />
Let's see if I can remember how to do it. ''{types run_mail.exe}'' Nope... That's not it. ''{types show_me_my_mail.exe}'' Hmmm.... ''{types show_me_my_mail.imeanit}'' This is one stubborn computer. Wait! I've got it! ''{types OPEN_UP_MY_MAIL_'''NOW'''.IREALLYMEANIT}''<br />
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' He just types the bolded word right into the computer.<br /><br />
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Modern technology, it surpasses logic.</blockquote><br />
There we go!<br />
<br />
<blockquote class=ssxonlappy>Hey there Super Bender<br />
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Oh, bite my metal</blockquote><br />
X.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
a>I was wondering, if you made some kind of epic movie trilogy or series or whatever, what would it <br />be about and what would it be like?<br /><br />
<br /><br />
From,<br /><br />
Mythic wanderer-type dude</blockquote><br />
<br />
'''SUPER SONIC X:''' I've actually been trying to get into the movie business for years.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But those pesky studios are requiring that our movies "be good" and "make money". It overwhelms me.</blockquote><br />
''{Cut to one of Bender/SSX's first movies.}''<br />
<br />
''{The title GAME BOY: The Movie appears. The Gameboy startup noise is heard. Cut back to the computer.}''<br />
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'''SUPER SONIC X:''' But, there were good ones.<br />
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' I wonder what your idea of "good" is.</blockquote><br />
''{Cut to another movie. The words Gameboy Advance: The Movie <small>A continuation of Gameboy: The Movie</small> appear.''<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The first movie to get into the negatives on Rotten Tomatoes.<br />
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' There are times I ''wish'' it was logically possible to get "into the negatives" on Rotten Tomatoes percentage-wise. How would a negative-percentage even register on a calculator?</blockquote></blockquote><br />
''The Game Boy Advance startup noise is heard. Cut back to the computer.}''<br />
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'''SUPER SONIC X:''' But... I've been preparing this one for many years...<br />
<br />
''{Cut to yet another movie. The words Gameboy Advance SP:The Movie appear. The Jaws theme is heard, as a GBASP swims up like a shark.''<br />
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' It became a cult classic.</blockquote><br />
''Cut back to the computer.}''<br />
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'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Well, I'm sure that soon, the peoples of the world will start to love my movies, and pay me millions of dollars for them for no apperant reason.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Your confidence almost depresses me.<br /><br />
'''MR. CLOUD:''' If you can make movies as well as you can switch vowels, I'll be rooting for you!</blockquote><br />
Until then, I'll just have to survive off of emails. ''{looks around}'' Ok, any minute now...<br />
<blockquote>''{5 minutes later.}''<br /><br />
<br /><br />
'''SSX:''' I'm a millionaire! I knew I could do it!</blockquote><br />
''{The paper comes down.}''<br />
<br />
'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Hmmm... Why didn't that happen in any other email?<br />
<br />
''{16 More papers come out.}''<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's a serious printer jam.<br />
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Wouldn't a printer jam be no Papers coming out at all?</blockquote></blockquote><br />
'''SUPER SONIC X:''' ... Oh.<br />
<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
=== Easter Eggs ===<br />
*None yet.<br />
=== References ===<br />
*All three of SSX's movies are based on Nintendo's handheld systems.<br />
=== General Fun Facts ===<br />
*This email was actually written on BHZ.</div>Noxigar