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Noxigar: Created page with "
Welcome...to a look into the past! Back to a series that started on November 13, 2003... on [http://www.burninghorizon.com/hsrforum Burning Hori..."

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Created page with "<blockquote class=ssxonlappy> Welcome...to a look into the past! Back to a series that started on November 13, 2003... on [http://www.burninghorizon.com/hsrforum Burning Hori..."

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Welcome...to a look into the past! Back to a series that started on November 13, 2003... on [http://www.burninghorizon.com/hsrforum Burning Horizon's Homestar Runner Fan-Forum]... 
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What's with all the pauses? Does this kid have asthma or something?
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Well... ellipses are often used as dramatic pauses... but they're also worth more than just dramatic pauses...</blockquote></blockquote>
SSX-Mails! That's right! SSXMails have been around longer than I've been on this wiki!
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' This is a pretty enthusiastic fella.</blockquote>
Have a look... 
 
[http://www.burninghorizon.com/hsrforum/index.php/topic,3382.0.html SSX-Mails on BHZ] 
 
But, I'm not the first one to make emails on BHZ... 
 
Two days earlier...November 11, 2003...[http://www.burninghorizon.com/hsrforum/index.php/topic,3287.0.html Depressio's Sadmails] were born. It became very popular, and on January 30 of this very year, the final Sadmail, Sadmail # 200, was released. Thanks to Depressio, SSXMails stayed on BHZ for quite a while, and now rests here.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY AND MR. CLOUD:''' Screw you, Depressio!</blockquote>
22 SSXMails (and counting) were made and finished on BHZ, and I think it's a good idea to show them here. Emails 1-15 are so short, I made one page with ALL of them! Hered we's going! 
 
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hered we's going... 
'''MR. CLOUD:''' I think my brain just exploded.</blockquote>
<big><big><big>'''''NOTE: THESE ARE OLD EMAILS, NOT COUNTING SSXMAIL 16. WHEN I MADE THESE, I WAS NOT EVEN ON THIS WEBSITE.'''''</big></big></big>
 
Characters: 
 
SSX-The host of the email show thingy.
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' I love your sophisticated wording.</blockquote>
A clever hedgehog-type thing who's all yellow. Oh, and he's got a weird X on his forehead that gives him unlimited powers.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Unlimited powers? Those be fightin' words! 
'''MR. CLOUD:''' A-Mary-to-the-Sue. 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You're married to the zoo?</blockquote>
Also, he can levitate. Pretty cool, if I say so myself. 
 
Mr. Teatime-An evil, flying turkey with sunglasses. And yes, I know that makes no sense.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Darn. You got me.</blockquote>
But that's what he is. A flying turkey who wears sunglasses. 
 
Darkest_Raven-An evil girl who wears a robe, and has telepathic powers. She usually works with Teatime. I bet you can't guess why. 
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' I bet you can't get me to care.</blockquote>
Da_Burninator-A cool, S-shaped, brown dragon. He's pretty cool. Perhaps too cool.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{puts on sunglasses}'' Too cool for school, yo.</blockquote>
Or maybe it's just because he has some cool poses. 
 
Depressio-A big, bloated gray elephant with soolnds, a sash, a gray hat, kinda big eyes, and huge gloves. He's pretty cool, but maybe not as cool as DB. 
 
Homestar of Light-A golden, shiny Homestar. He's usually like Colonel Homestar,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I know who this guy is.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Other people ''might not'' 
'''NAMINE:''' Wouldn't it be fairly easy to tell who Homestar Runner was, though?</blockquote></blockquote>
but other times, he's as stupid as ever. And he probably has a few powers and magic tricks. 
 
PokeHomsar-A super intelligent Homsar with some guy's hat. He always gets ticked off by other people. Always. 
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' The colorful range of characters here doesn't make this surprising.</blockquote>
Coach Z-Take a guess. Yes, he's the H*R Coach Z.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, I thought he was Bruce Willis.</blockquote>
Just check H*R.com for details on him. Not much to say here. 
 
Gir-
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Kill me now.</blockquote>
A crazy robot in a dog suit. It's kinda obvious he's not a dog, since he's got a zipper on his back, he's got stitches all over, and of course, STANDS UP. Not very dog-like. Oh, and he has blue hair. Gotta have the blue hair. 
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' No you don't. STOP DESTROYING MY CHILDHOOD!
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It makes me wish I ''had'' a childhood to destroy. 
'''NAMINE:''' I think it got destroyed on the way to the WUW. Maybe the WUW makes a good burial site for it.</blockquote></blockquote>
Chwoka-Shapeshifter who can turn into anything he wants, and is also extremly smart. He lives in his own house, has to not disturb SSX with more people. 
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I now regret bringing this back.</blockquote>
*[[/Ze Horrible Ones|1-15]]
*[[/Paradox X|16. The Lost Email...COMING NOT RIGHT THIS SECOND, I SUPPOSE!]]
*[[/Movie|17. Movie]]
*[[/Zelda|18. Zelda]]
*[[/An EMAIL? For Real?|19. An EMAIL? For Real?]]
*[[/Hollied Days|191/2. "Holiday Email 1"]]
*[[/YOFYWeen!|193/4. Youroppositesfightyouween!]]
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' This guy is definitely screwing with us.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Yes, a guy who's deleted an e-mail show trying to retire it is definitely screwing with you, rather than just trying to move on from something he wrote ages ago.</blockquote>
*[[/Expandization|20. Expandization]]
*[[/Life, and Not Enough Space in the Room to Enjoy It|21. Life, and Not Enough Space in the Room to Enjoy It]]
*[[/The X 2|22. The X 2]]
*[[/Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last|23. Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last]]
*[[/Superbowl Conspiracy - The Possibly Remotely Interesting Conclusion!|23.5. Superbowl Conspiracy - The Possibly Remotely Interesting Conclusion!]]
*[[/Curse of the Copyright Wizard|24. Curse of the Copyright Wizard]]
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 <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Yeah, we're skipping this one, too.<br>
 '''NOXIGAR:''' Too short. Riffs were just bland.</blockquote>
-*[[/YOFYWeen!|19<sup>3/4</sup>. Youroppositesfightyouween!]]
+*''19<sup>3/4</sup>. Youroppositesfightyouween!''
 <blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' This guy is definitely screwing with us.
 <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Yes, a guy who's deleted an e-mail show trying to retire it is definitely screwing with you, rather than just trying to move on from something he wrote ages ago.</blockquote>
 *[[/Expandization|20. Expandization]]
 *[[/Life, and Not Enough Space in the Room to Enjoy It|21. Life, and Not Enough Space in the<br /> Room to Enjoy It]]

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 *[[/Zelda|18. Zelda]]
 *[[/An EMAIL?  For Real?|19. An EMAIL?  For Real?]]
-*[[/Hollied Days|19<sup>1/2</sup>. "Holiday Email 1"]]
+*''19<sup>1/2</sup>. "Holiday Email 1"''
 *[[/YOFYWeen!|19<sup>3/4</sup>. Youroppositesfightyouween!]]
 <blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' This guy is definitely screwing with us.

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 Chwoka-Shapeshifter who can turn into anything he wants, and is also extremly smart.  He lives in his own house, has to not disturb SSX with more people.<br />
 <blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I now regret bringing this back.</blockquote>
-*''1-15''
+*[[/Ze Horrible Ones|1-15]]
-*''16. The Lost Email...COMING NOT RIGHT THIS SECOND, I SUPPOSE!''
+*[[/Paradox X|16. The Lost Email...COMING NOT RIGHT THIS SECOND, I SUPPOSE!]]
-*''17. Movie''
+*[[/Movie|17. Movie]]
-*''18. Zelda''
+*[[/Zelda|18. Zelda]]
-*''19. An EMAIL?  For Real?''
+*[[/An EMAIL?  For Real?|19. An EMAIL?  For Real?]]
-*''19<sup>1/2</sup>. "Holiday Email 1"''
+*[[/Hollied Days|19<sup>1/2</sup>. "Holiday Email 1"]]
-*''19<sup>3/4</sup>. Youroppositesfightyouween!''
+*[[/YOFYWeen!|19<sup>3/4</sup>. Youroppositesfightyouween!]]
 <blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' This guy is definitely screwing with us.
 <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Yes, a guy who's deleted an e-mail show trying to retire it is definitely screwing with you, rather than just trying to move on from something he wrote ages ago.</blockquote>
-*''20. Expandization''
+*[[/Expandization|20. Expandization]]
-*''21. Life, and Not Enough Space in the<br /> Room to Enjoy It''
+*[[/Life, and Not Enough Space in the Room to Enjoy It|21. Life, and Not Enough Space in the<br /> Room to Enjoy It]]
-*''22. The X 2''
+*[[/The X 2|22. The X 2]]
-*''23. Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl<br /> XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last''
+*[[/Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last|23. Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl<br /> XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last]]
-*''23.5. Superbowl Conspiracy - The Possibly Remotely Interesting Conclusion!''
+*[[/Superbowl Conspiracy - The Possibly Remotely Interesting Conclusion!|23.5. Superbowl Conspiracy - The Possibly Remotely Interesting Conclusion!]]
-*''24. Curse of the Copyright Wizard''
+*[[/Curse of the Copyright Wizard|24. Curse of the Copyright Wizard]]
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 Chwoka-Shapeshifter who can turn into anything he wants, and is also extremly smart.  He lives in his own house, has to not disturb SSX with more people.<br />
 <blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I now regret bringing this back.</blockquote>
-*[[/Ze Horrible Ones|1-15]]
+*''1-15''
-*[[/Paradox X|16. The Lost Email...COMING NOT RIGHT THIS SECOND, I SUPPOSE!]]
+*''16. The Lost Email...COMING NOT RIGHT THIS SECOND, I SUPPOSE!''
-*[[/Movie|17. Movie]]
+*''17. Movie''
-*[[/Zelda|18. Zelda]]
+*''18. Zelda''
-*[[/An EMAIL?  For Real?|19. An EMAIL?  For Real?]]
+*''19. An EMAIL?  For Real?''
-*[[/Hollied Days|19<sup>1/2</sup>. "Holiday Email 1"]]
+*''19<sup>1/2</sup>. "Holiday Email 1"''
-*[[/YOFYWeen!|19<sup>3/4</sup>. Youroppositesfightyouween!]]
+*''19<sup>3/4</sup>. Youroppositesfightyouween!''
 <blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' This guy is definitely screwing with us.
 <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Yes, a guy who's deleted an e-mail show trying to retire it is definitely screwing with you, rather than just trying to move on from something he wrote ages ago.</blockquote>
-*[[/Expandization|20. Expandization]]
+*''20. Expandization''
-*[[/Life, and Not Enough Space in the Room to Enjoy It|21. Life, and Not Enough Space in the<br /> Room to Enjoy It]]
+*''21. Life, and Not Enough Space in the<br /> Room to Enjoy It''
-*[[/The X 2|22. The X 2]]
+*''22. The X 2''
-*[[/Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last|23. Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl<br /> XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last]]
+*''23. Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl<br /> XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last''
-*[[/Superbowl Conspiracy - The Possibly Remotely Interesting Conclusion!|23.5. Superbowl Conspiracy - The Possibly Remotely Interesting Conclusion!]]
+*''23.5. Superbowl Conspiracy - The Possibly Remotely Interesting Conclusion!''
-*[[/Curse of the Copyright Wizard|24. Curse of the Copyright Wizard]]
+*''24. Curse of the Copyright Wizard''
 </blockquote>