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‎Current Emails

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'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It hasn't been a month, has it? Well, I've got a treat for you guys. It's my first guest riffer since t..."

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{{User:Tehy Moldan/headline|SSXMails}}
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It hasn't been a month, has it? Well, I've got a treat for you guys. It's my first guest riffer since the dark ages! 
'''MR. CLOUD:''' Thank you, LG. And I must say that it is a real honor to be he- 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yeah, shut up. So, this fanstuff is by the user formerly known as Super Sonic X. Feeling weak already?
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I feel super, actually.</blockquote>

Don't worry. So am I. Besides the unfortunate implications of starring a video game yobnaf, this email show began as a game on some HR fan forum out there where people gave SSX an email and he responded to it with an unwitty one-liner. He decided one day that it would be a good idea to expand it into a full page of horror, and a monster was born. The creator, who is now known as Rather On X or something like that, has wised up and purged this failure off the face of the Earth.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And you un-purged it, to the amazement of no one.</blockquote>

Therefore, he has my full respect. On to the riffing!</blockquote>
<big>[[User:X On Fire|'''''<<<BACK TO MY USERPAGE]] | WELCOME TO SSXMAILS! | NOW ON IRC! SEE [irc://irc.freenode.net/ssxmails #ssxmails].'''''</big>
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You made an entire IRC channel for an obscure email show?
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I wish I put that much effort into any WUW project.</blockquote>

Someone was neglected as a child.</blockquote>
<blockquote class=ssxonlappy>
== Menu ==

=== Current Emails ===

*[[/BHZ|0. The BHZ SSXMails!]] 
*[[/The Grand Beginning|1. The Grand Beginning]] 
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' More like The ''Bland'' Beginning!</blockquote>
*[[/Hyper Emeralds|2. Hyper Emeralds]] '''''CO-WRITTEN BY [[HRFWiki:User:Thatkidsam|THATKIDSAM]]''''' 
*[[/Biolizard|3. Biolizard]] '''''CO-WRITTEN BY [[HRFWiki:User:Thatkidsam|THATKIDSAM]]''''' 
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' More like Bio''hazard''! 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What?</blockquote>
*[[/Robot|4. Robot]]
*[[/We'll Have a Duel!|5. We'll Have A Duel!]]'''''CO-WRITTEN BY [[HRFWiki:User:Crüsäder|CRÜSÄDER]]''''' 
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' More like We'll Have An ''Orgy''! 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' OK, let's chill on that before you scare off all of our sponsors.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You don't ''have'' sponsors.</blockquote></blockquote>
*[[/Time For...Tea?|6. Time For...Tea?]] 

=== News ===

*04:04, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Finally, I'm just about done with the transfer. I guess this is the right place for SSXMails after all.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The right place for SSXMails is burning in the pits of Hell.</blockquote>
- X On Fire
*16:03, 26 June 2008 (UTC) Well, it's come to this. SSXMails will have a better home here. Besides, now I'm free from an annyoing
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{in stereotypical Asian accent}'' Ann Yoing!</blockquote>
plot device on email 50. - X On Fire

=== Scroll Button Raps ===

1-5: "Rap about scroll buttons!" 
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' So that's why they call it a scroll button rap!</blockquote>
6-Now: "Scroll-le scroll! Scroll-le scroll! Er...uh... SCROLL-DE SCROLL!"

=== Send your Emails Here ===

''Send Me Some SSXMails!''
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Do you take dead bodies? 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Now you're getting the hang of it! Also, yuck.</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Yeah, both Mr. Cloud and Lightning Guy didn't take any measure with riffing the Inbox.</blockquote>

=== Characters ===

==== The H*R Cast ====
Not much to be said. If you don't know them, you need to check up on H*R.com now.
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' ''{types "H*R.com" into the address bar}'' It doesn't work! 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You need to jiggle it a little.</blockquote>
==== X On Fire ====
The main character of the series, and a 10,000 year old flaming X. There's much to be said about him,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Like how unwarranted his self-importance is.</blockquote>
but we're just covering the basics here. Through his X, he can use many different powers.
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Those be some pretty powerful ecs.</blockquote>
Currently, he's looking for the Omega Starcarrier, the only ship powerful enough to bring him and his friends back to his dimension to defeat the evil Dark X.

==== Thatkidsam and Icreature ====
Two characters made up by, obviously, Thatkidsam.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Thatkidsam made himself up? 
'''MR. CLOUD:''' It was alll an illluuusiooon after alll.</blockquote>
See [[HRFWiki:thatkidsam.muffin|thatkidsam.muffin]] for more details about these two characters.

=== Computers ===

==== Type-Zap 9000 ====
The Type-Zap 9000 is basically a recolored Lappy. XOF used it until it was destroyed, along with the rest of the house.

==== Superbox XT ====
The Superbox XT is XOF's second computer. It has a function which creates selected words from the email. The computer is a trap set up by Dark X that will cause XOF to release the Demented Cartoon Movie
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I don't want to know.</blockquote>
on the world.</blockquote>

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 '''LIGHTNING GUY:''' OK, let's chill on that before you scare off all of our sponsors.
 <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You don't ''have'' sponsors.</blockquote></blockquote>
-*[[/Time For...Tea?|6. Time For...Tea?]]<br />
+*''6. Time For...Tea?''<br />
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'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It hasn't been a month, has it? Well, I've got a treat for you guys. It's my first guest riffer since t..."