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== Summary ==
A cucumber asks Kirbychu what powers he has. He gets ''way'' carried away.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wayyyyyt a minute.</blockquote>
Cast (in order of appearance): Kirbychu, Homestar, Strong Bad, The King of Town, Strong Sad

Places: Kirbychu's Computer Room, The Stick, Homestar's House, The Field, The King of Town's Castle, Strong Bad's Computer Room (easter egg).

Date: February 23, 2008

== Transcript ==

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' ''{opens outlook express}'' I got my laptop and I'm checkin' my e-mails.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You ain't no gangster, Kirbychu. Talk like you got some sense.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Speak for yourself.</blockquote></blockquote>
<blockquote class="email">
Dear K-chu,

What kind of powers do you have?

Sincerely,<br /><br />

Cucumber
</blockquote>

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Um, did I just get an e-mail from a vegetable that can't space emails right? That's just not right.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yes, when you said he couldn't space emails right, I got the implication that it wasn't correctly done.</blockquote>
But, oh well. Here are all the powers I have.

''{Cut to the stick, Homestar is there. Kirbychu walks in.}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' One power I have is the ability to inhale people like Kirby.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, that's why they call you</blockquote>
Homestar, will you assist me?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Sure! Wait... WHAT?

''{Kirbychu inhales Homestar and spits him out. He flies accross
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Ack! Cross!</blockquote>
the feild
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wierd, man.</blockquote>
and ends up crashing through a wall into his house.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Do we make the assumption that it's his house's wall?</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' Ow, I bruised my face. I think he ate that ten pounds of candy I had with me, too.

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Wait, 10 POUNDS OF CANDY! ''{He starts to glow.}'' This won't end well.

''{Cut to The Field, Strong Bad is walking by. Kirbychu runs by}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D''' Yuitougdsansxfcvdjfhcmvghv!!! MANDY EAT CANDY!!! SANDY HANDY!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' HANDY MANNY</blockquote>
I NEED CANDY!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the heck!? Are you okay Kirbychu?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No, he's just Kirbychu Kirbychu.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Okay Kirbychu would be a decent character, I imagine.</blockquote></blockquote>
''{Kirbychu looks at Strong Bad. He turns into a red lollipop.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Kirbychu turned into a red lollipop? This is becoming surreal!</blockquote>
'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' RED LOLLIPOP MUST EAT!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' WAIT! I'M NOT A LOLLIPOP,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' KIRBYCHU'S THE LOLLIPOP! THAT'S WHAT IT SAID AND</blockquote>
I'M STRONG BAD!!

''{Strong Bad runs to The KoT's Castle.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' What the, what happened?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Kirbychu ate to much candy
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But much candy did not want to be eaten to.</blockquote>
and went nuts. I managed to make an anti-candy to stop him by making candy out of veggies and sweeteners.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' By "sweeteners", he means drugs.</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' What the, how long have you been here?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh about 20 minutes.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You can't even copy crap right.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' That was copied? From where?</blockquote></blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, just get Kirbychu to eat the stuff.

''{Strong Sad heads to the feild. Kirbychu is running around.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey Kirbychu, could you, um, come here for a minute?

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' CANDY!?!?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Something like that.</blockquote>
''{Kirbychu tackles Strong Sad and eats the anti-candy.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This is how they sell drugs to children all the time.</blockquote>
He passes out. He wakes up again in his computer room.}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' ''{typing}'' Wow, that was crazy. I'm ''never'' doing that again.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' If only it was that simple, you poor, poor addict.</blockquote>
''{A Nintendo DS comes down from the top of the screen.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Surprise? Where are you?</blockquote>
It has the words "Click Here To E-mail Kirbychu" in purple text on the screen.}''

==Easter Eggs==
Click on the word "never" to see why Strong Bad was in the field.

''{Strong Bad is at his computer. There is an e-mail on the screen.}''

<blockquote class="sbemail">
Dear Strong Bad,

I think you should stand out in the field and see what happens.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Spoiler: He gets shot.</blockquote>

Sincerely,<br /><br />

Cucumber
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' If a vegetable with bad spacing wants me to randomly stand in the field and see what happens, they got it! ''{walks off}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This sounds so much like Strong Bad,
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And?</blockquote></blockquote>
==Trivia==
*This is actually just Kirbychu's email tryout remade.
*Strong Sad's second line (Oh about 20 minutes.) is reference to The Luau, where he responds to Strong Bad in a similar fashion.

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