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'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' a.k.a You could have just said The Liekand.
takes KickCheat's..."

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'''KickCheat E-mails #9'''

A scamming salesman, a.k.a The Liekand,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' a.k.a You could have just said The Liekand.</blockquote>
takes KickCheat's gold capsules.

'''Cast:''' (in order of appearance): KickCheat, Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, 1-Up, Bubs, Coach Z, The Liekand, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko

'''Places:''' Pink Cloud Zone, Ice Zone, Tampo's Lair

'''Computer:''' Lappy HC

'''Lines:''' 217

== Script ==

''{Cut to KickCheat, Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner and 1-Up in the The Pink Cloud zone}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What time is it?</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' Capsule finding time!

'''THE CHEAT:''' {Makes some The Cheat noises}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' What do you mean by a storm may be coming?

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat can sense when a
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Bell</blockquote>
strom comes.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Like when I sense you are 20 minutes late for your part time job?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crap!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Think we might want to skip this one? Lightning Guy's not really messing up any of his riffs as bad as he's done before. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' I'll keep going. The night is still young.</blockquote>

'''KICKCHEAT:''' What?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I am suppost to be at my job right now.

''{Cut to Bub's Concession Stand}''

'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad is 20 minutes late!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Now I'll have to hire someone who can spell 'supposed' correctly!"</blockquote>
''{Coach Z walks onscreen}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey Bubs!

'''BUBS:''' Hey Coach! You want to earn money?

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah.

'''BUBS:''' You want to be the hot dog clown?

'''COACH Z:''' Yorb! Run! ''{Runs away}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' According to my Coach-2-English translator,
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' So, do translators exist for every bizarre accent or did you just have one specifically for Coach Z?</blockquote>

he just said "Yob! Run!", which doesn't make any more sense at all.</blockquote>
'''BUBS:''' I never get good buisness these days!

''{Cut to the pink cloud zone}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' At least you might get fired.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' At most you might get executed.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Executed for what?</blockquote></blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you're right.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Gets out his Lappy HC}'' Well, time to check another e-mail

<blockquote class="email">
Dear KickCheat 
Do a dance 
sdfdg 
Komsar
</blockquote>

''{Skips the sdfdg when reading the e-mail}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Uh, can you make a sentence?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Look who's talking.</blockquote>
Because this e-mail is a total piece of DELETED!!

''{Deletes the e-mail}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Some people just don't know how to
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Write</blockquote>
send e-mails.

''{A strong gust of wind blows KickCheat, Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner and 1-Up away}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' WOAH!!!

''{KickCheat, Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner and 1-Up fall down}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That was the best roller coaster ever!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' See, it's funny because it was nothing like a roller coaster and he says stuff like this randomly and it's just terrible characterization. F--.</blockquote>
''{The Liekand walks onscreen}''

'''THE LIEKAND:''' Hi bozo's,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Bozo was stupid the first time, and it's no less stupid now.</blockquote>
I mean gentlemen. Would you like some of the best stuff in the world?

'''KICKCHEAT:''' How much twisty?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The number of twisty varies depending on how much I care.</blockquote>
'''THE LIEKAND:''' Fifty cents for a DVD.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Quickly}'' Okay, you got a deal!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Why are you nervous? WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO BUY? TELL ME RIGHT NOW.</blockquote>
''{Cut to a black screen that says "A few monents later". Cut to The Pink Cloud zone. KickCheat has a Garfield DVD,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, I had to ask.</blockquote>
Strong Bad has a pair of gold oven mits, Homestar has a gross old wig, 1-Up has a baby raddle,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Even most babies can spell that right.</blockquote>
The Cheat has a big knife and Stinkoman has a power crunch}''

'''1-UP:''' Thanks doofus!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I called my car salesman that. True story.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Oh, I'd love to hear the story behind why Lightning Guy called a car salesman a doofus. 
''{Short pause}'' 
'''NOXIGAR:''' No, actually; I do want to hear the story behind that.</blockquote>

But I might as well be driving gold.</blockquote>
'''THE LIEKAND:''' Any time!

''{KickCheat, Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner and 1-Up walk offscreen}''

'''THE LIEKAND:''' But little do they know, that they paid for eveything with their gold capsules! Hehe! Tampo will be pleased! The collision will happen soon!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Who are you talking to?</blockquote>
''{Cut to KickCheat, Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner and 1-Up walking}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' You keeping those capsules safe KickCheat?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Safe KickCheat
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Awesome name</blockquote>

knows how to keep his capsules.</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' Yes, the capsules are right.. ''{pauses}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Don't tell me you lost them!

'''KICKCHEAT:''' That salesman took them.

'''THE CHEAT:''' {Makes some The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is not good!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' really i thought it was great</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' That salesman might have been one of Tampo's warriors!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''Master'' warriors.</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' We got to get those capsules back!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Uh, this place has saws and thunder clouds!

'''1-UP:''' PUDDING!! ''{Runs away}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Don't go 1-Up! You might get hurt!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I go "1-Up" all the time and nothing's ever happened to me! See? 1-Up! ''{an anvil falls on him}''</blockquote>
''{Cut to 1-Up running towards some pudding}''

'''1-UP:''' PUDDING!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' OH I GET IT NOW</blockquote>
''{Starts to eat the pudding}''

'''1-UP:''' Yum! This tastes like feet!

''{A cage falls on him with The Liekand on top}''

'''THE LIEKAND:''' Ho, Ho! I have quite the smarts! First, I steal their capsules, then I capture this guy!

'''1-UP:''' May I have some more pudding tornado man?

'''THE LIEKAND:''' You don't even realise that you have been trapped in a cage?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You don't even realize that you spelled "realize"
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'd say "No, that's just how the Brits" spell it until I realized that I've never seen "realise" before.</blockquote>

wrong?</blockquote>
'''1-UP:''' Yes sir, I don't!

'''THE LIEKAND:''' Now I feel like capturing you wasn't worth it.

''{1-Up falls asleep}''

'''THE LIEKAND:''' Time to throw you off the clouds and give Tampo his capsules.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Who are you talking to?</blockquote>
''{Cut to KickCheat, Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Homestar Runner walking}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe 1-Up ran away for pudding.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' It explains why he's pudding brained.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' haha get it</blockquote>
'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey guys.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Yeah?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Do we have the guts to get through this security stuff?

''{Camera zooms out to show thunder clouds, saws, flying plugs and plug sockets}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Actual guts, yes. Going through that heck,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Going through that what?</blockquote>
mabye.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Well. It's time for a DOUBLE DEUCE!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh great, another one.</blockquote>
''{Stinkoman lunges at a flying plug, punches it, then falls to the ground. The flying plug flies away unharmed}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' {Makes some The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That was one cool ball game!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I don't think Homestar is with us anymore.
<blockquote>'''HOMESTAR:''' Au contwaiwe, I'm with these heathens now. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Uh... it's a little late for me to pick up a guest riffer. 
'''HOMESTAR:''' It's alwight. I suspect someone's gonna want you to do a WiffText Wedux in the neaw futuwe. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Actually, I'm fairly certain only JCM's shown actual appreciation for my, and Namine's, riffs. 
'''HOMESTAR:''' Count me as youw second appweciatow. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Um, fine? I have two people that like RiffText, and one of them is a cartoon character? How does this help at all? 
'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm still with you, awen't I? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' I guess, although Briar's going to scream "Headmate!" and bash me in the head with a brick. 
'''HOMESTAR:''' Sounds like a pewsonal attack. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' No, sounds like no one is fooled and everyone thinks I'm insane.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, we just wasted ten seconds!

'''KICKCHEAT:''' And you just wasted ten more.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You've all wasted thousands of seconds of my life that I can never get back.</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''Never.''</blockquote>
'''STINKOMAN:''' Come on guys!

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Okay bozo!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I will freaking kill myself.
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Noxigar, are you sure it isn't alright if we just left RiffText's crap alone? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' I will finish this and break the cycle of shitfuckery I have seen happen ''and helped cause, for years.'' 
'''NAMINE:''' I'm fairly certain you're becoming less healthy each riff. Look, we can just end RiffText: On Demand and you can just retire from riffing. 
'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm actually in agweeance hewe, I think this is weally dumb. And pointless. Lightning Guy's a jewk. I can actually testify on this. 
'''NOXIGAR:'''...I... I still... 
'''HOMESTAR:''' You know we'we wight. 
'''NAMINE:''' Phrasing. 
'''HOMESTAR:''' You know we'we cowwect. 
''{Short pause}'' 
'''NOXIGAR:''' If I don't finish the riff, I'm no better than Lightning Guy.</blockquote>

I will freaking do it right now.</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks up}'' Watch out for the wet walnuts, I mean thunder cloud!

''{A thunder cloud foats over KickCheat and he dodges the bolt of lightning}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Scary.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Take me out to the ball game!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Shut up Homestar.
<blockquote>'''HOMESTAR:''' No, ''you'' shut up, Lightning Guy!</blockquote></blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up Homestar!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{takes off earrings}'' OK, I see how it's going down.</blockquote>
''{Cut to The Liekand and a caged, sleeping 1-Up. A computer is beside The Liekand}''

'''THE LIEKAND:''' Now to contact Tampo.

''{The Liekand turns to the computer}''

'''THE LIEKAND:''' Tornado to brainbot. I repeat. Tornado to Brainbot.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Is using your real names that hard?</blockquote>
''{Tampo appears on the computer screen}''

'''TAMPO:''' ''{Talking through the computer}'' Yes The Liekand?

'''THE LIEKAND:''' I have caught 1-Up and got the stolen capsules from the 2006 people.

'''TAMPO:''' ''{Talking through the computer}'' Good jorb!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' According to my Tamp-2-English translator, he just said "Good jorb!", which doesn't make any more sense at all.</blockquote>
I will be coming up shortly.

'''THE LIEKAND:''' How long?

'''TAMPO:''' ''{Talking through the computer}'' About thirty minutes.

'''THE LIEKAND:''' Okay. Over!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I see evolution is going backwards.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It's funny because he hates anything backwards.</blockquote></blockquote>
''{The computer turns off}''

'''THE LIEKAND:''' In half an hour. Those capsules will be safe from those 2006 people and 1-Up will be history!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' In half an hour. This dialogue will suck no less and I'll have to go through it all the same.</blockquote>
''{Cut to KickCheat, Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Homestar Runner infront of a saw}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' So, how do we get past this thing?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know how to get The Cheat across.

''{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat over the saw}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You know what's funnier than a kicked cheat?</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' And I and
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yes you yes.</blockquote>
going to throw Homestar over.

''{Strong Bad throws Homestar over the saw}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wheee!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Jump over saw deuce!

''{Stinkoman jumps over the saw}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' OH I GET IT NOW</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' And I will throw KickCheat over.

''{Strong Bad throws KickCheat over the saw}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Watch it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And I'm trapped over here.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Gets out his Lappy HC}'' No you're not.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That rectangle to the rescue!</blockquote>
''{The Lappy HC glows and Strong Bad disappears, then appears on the other side of the saw}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice touch.

'''STINKOMAN:''' That takes care of that part of the pink cloud zone. Now we have to cross evaporating clouds.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Alright!

'''STRONG BAD:''' This e-mail is getting worse.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I don't think that's really possible at this point.</blockquote>
''{KickCheat, Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Homestar Runner walk to the evaporating clouds}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Life risking deuce!

''{Stinkoman walks over the evaporating clouds. The clouds disappear after Stinkoman walks off one. The Camera zooms out to show Stinkoman at the other side}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Anticlimax deuce!</blockquote>
'''STINKOMAN:''' Come on!

''{KickCheat walks over the evaporating clouds. The clouds disappear after KickCheat walks off one}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Almost there!

''{Just as KickCheat makes it over, a rocket falls and destroys the evaporating clouds}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Holy crap!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Look at those colors! They're beautiful! Oh my ears are bleeding too"</blockquote>
'''THE CHEAT:''' {Makes some The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay!

''{Homestar and The Cheat jump off the clouds}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait for me!

''{Strong Bad jumps off the clouds}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' NOOOOOOO!

'''STINKOMAN:''' They will be fine. ''{Quietly}'' I hope.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Anyway. We got some capsules to get back.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You are never too cool for grammar. You are never too cool for anything.</blockquote>
'''STINKOMAN:''' Right.

''{KickCheat and Stinkoman walk offscreen. Cut to The Liekand and a caged, sleeping 1-Up}''

'''THE LIEKAND:''' Yes! Those 2006 people jumped off the edge!

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Offscreen}'' Not all of them!

''{Camera zooms out showing KickCheat and Stinkoman}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' You pretended to be a scamming salesman to get our capsules!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Pretend" is a strong word. I mean, he did convince you to get a ''Garfield'' DVD.
<blockquote>'''HOMESTAR:''' He must not like Gawfield all that much. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' To be fair, I hate it. I also hate Mondays, and assume Jim Davis' lawyers are all ninjas. 
'''NAMINE:''' The name "Garfield" is not automatically copyrighted. Nor is it that terrible a name, even if it were. 
''{Noxigar huffs}''</blockquote>

You did have to be convinced, didn't you? Didn't you?</blockquote>
'''THE LIEKAND:''' Yeah. Now you will be blown away!

''{A gust of wind sends KickCheat and Stinkoman flying offscreen}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' OH I Give up.</blockquote>
'''THE LIEKAND:''' Bye, bye nerds!

''{1-Up wakes up}''

'''1-UP:''' Huh?

''{Looks at what is happening to Stinkoman and KickCheat}''

'''1-UP:''' I got to do something.

''{Looks down}''

'''1-UP:''' Hey. A key.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How convenient.</blockquote>
''{1-Up opens the cage and jumps out}''

'''1-UP:''' Hey twisty!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.</blockquote>
'''THE LIEKAND:''' Wha..?

''{1-Up kicks The Liekand in the face. The wind stops and Stinkoman and KickCheat fall down}''

'''THE LIEKAND:''' Owie! You hurt me!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You'd think a raging tornado could tolerate that kind of pain.</blockquote>
'''1-UP:''' Ya-ta!

''{1-Up kicks The Liekand in the face hard.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' HARD</blockquote>
Three gold capsules come out of him}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' I'll get the capsules!

''{KickCheat catchhes the capsules and puts them away}''

'''1-UP:''' Tell me what you are doing with the capsules.

'''THE LIEKAND:''' Never!

'''1-UP:''' Time for a kick?

'''THE LIEKAND:''' Okay, okay!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Why should I make these conflicts difficult for the heroes to resolve when I can just cut the work in half by making the villians complete sissies?"</blockquote>
Tampo wants to use the power of the capsules to cause a collision with the moon. Then before the the moon collides with earth. He will escape with Brody and Stlunko to Mars.

'''1-UP:''' Okay.

''{1-Up kicks The Liekand into the cage and locks it}''

'''THE LIEKAND:''' It doesn't matter if you lock me in here! Tampo will be here soon.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Then you'll be sorry! O-or not. Whatever works for you."</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' Uh oh! Jumping off the clouds time!

''{Before KickCheat, 1-Up and Stinkoman can jump off the clouds, Tampo appears}''

'''TAMPO:''' My new warping system works!

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Quietly}'' Let's sneak away.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Quietly}'' Okay.

''{KickCheat, 1-Up and Stinkoman sneak towards the edge of the clouds}''

'''TAMPO:''' So The Lie..huh?

'''THE LIEKAND:''' Um, hi Tampo.

'''TAMPO:''' Okay. Someone here has been watching CSI. What are doing in that cage?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I don't know. When are learning to speak right?</blockquote>
'''THE LIEKAND:''' Behind you.

''{KickCheat, Stinkoman and 1-Up jump off the edge of the clouds. Tampo turns around}''

'''TAMPO:''' I see nothing.

'''THE LIEKAND:''' You're to late you big bucket of bolts! Those 2006 people took the capsules!

'''TAMPO:''' Crap! Well, thanks for nothing stupid!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I think he did a lot of things stupid.</blockquote>
'''THE LIEKAND:''' Anytime!

''{Tampo disappears. Cut to KickCheat, Stinkoman and 1-Up falling}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Where ever we fall. We fall to the others.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Righ.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wron.</blockquote>
''{KickCheat, Stinkoman and 1-Up fall to the Ice zone}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' I didn't know the North pole acually exists.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Well, you do now.

''{Strong Bad, The Cheat and Homestar walk onscreen}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, he was righ. Why aren't I surprised?</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey guys.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' So you guys landed here.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Did you get the capsules back?

'''KICKCHEAT:''' We did. 1-Up saved our lives.

'''1-UP:''' I'm now the guy!

'''STINKOMAN:''' No you're not.

'''1-UP:''' Darn!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The action ''never'' stops!
<blockquote>'''HOMESTAR:''' You didn't bold ''and'' italicize the entiwe action, so how does it evew stop?</blockquote></blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' Fourth capsule here we come!

''{KickCheat, Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner and 1-Up walk offscreen. Cut to Tampo's lair}''

'''TAMPO:''' Argh! I failed again!

'''BRODY:''' The Liekand almost had em.

'''TAMPO:''' Almost! Almost means we failed!

'''BRODY:''' Okay brainbot.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He is okay, but I wouldn't call him a robot.</blockquote>
'''TAMPO:''' Stlunko. Where are they now?

'''STLUNKO:''' The Ice zone sir.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yes, he was such a gentleman!</blockquote>
They might freeze to square there.

'''TAMPO:''' Exelent! I shall destroy the world now! Muhahahaha!

''{The paper comes down}''

'''TAMPO:''' Wait. I'm not done. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

'''BRODY:''' ''{Interups Tampo}'' That's good enough Tampo!

'''TAMPO:''' Don't you interupt me!

'''BRODY:''' Sorry bozo.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' THAT'S IT GET THE GUNS</blockquote>
'''TAMPO:''' Don't you dare call me bozo either!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Why don't we all just agree to never call anyone bozo ever again.
<blockquote>'''HOMESTAR:''' But how else do I descwibe you, Lightning Guy? You'we nothin' ''but'' a bozo!</blockquote>

Please.</blockquote>
'''STLUNKO:''' The e-mail is over. Can we all shut up?

'''TAMPO:''' Okay.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, now who's taking the orders? Suck on that, caste system!</blockquote>

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 '''THE LIEKAND:''' You don't even realise that you have been trapped in a cage?
 <blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You don't even realize that you spelled "realize"
-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'd say "No, that's just how the Brits" spell it until I realized that I've never seen "realise" before.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'd say "No, that's just how the Brits spell it," until I realized that I've never seen "realise" before.</blockquote>
 wrong?</blockquote>

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'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' a.k.a You could have just said The Liekand.
takes KickCheat's..."