Noxigar at 22:32, 10 August 2016

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Noxigar: Created page with "There are a lot of horrible restaurants.
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I had no idea.
== Summary == '''Cast (in order of their appearance): Bling, 1-up, Grundy..."

2016-08-10T22:30:52Z

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There are a lot of horrible restaurants.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I had no idea.</blockquote>
== Summary ==
'''Cast (in order of their appearance): Bling, 1-up, Grundy, Stinkoman, Generic Man, Generic Woman, Waiter'''

'''Places: Im a bell's computer room, Stinkoman's house, A restaurant, Another restaurant, Yet another restaurant, one more restaurant'''

== Transcript ==
'''BLING:''' In order to make a great email show,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And do other impossibles of the form,</blockquote>
'''1-UP:''' And avoid breaking 1.6,

'''GRUNDY:''' We have decided,

'''ALL:''' To check email together!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That was too anticlimactic.
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I don't see ''how.''</blockquote></blockquote>
<blockquote class=bling><div>Restaurant</div>
Dear Bling, 
Have you ever been to a restaurant and you had a bad waiter or waitress? 
Sam The Man
</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Hmm... I can't think of anything... OH WAIT! There was this one time...
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hey, Lois, you remember that time when
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Remember when you didn't get along with Ben? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Yeah. Then I started owning up to the fact I'm an unfunny pissant. 
'''NAMINE:''' Is that actually how you befriended Ben? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Actually, yes. 
'''NAMINE:''' I thought there was more to it than that. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' There wasn't. I just told him upfront that I don't really have an air of "being above others" like he assumed because I have suicidal depression and other things which make my self-esteem nonexistent. 
'''NAMINE:''' I see? 
''{Namine looks confused}'' 
'''NAMINE:''' I still think there's more to it than that which you might be misremembering.</blockquote>
''{cut to Stinkoman's house}''

'''1-UP:''' Yeah, I'd like some chocolate pudding, please.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' They'll never stop.</blockquote>
'''STINKOMAN:''' This isn't a restaurant.

'''1-UP:''' Make that vanilla.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' They'll never freaking stop.
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' One-note characters never stop pushing their one note.</blockquote></blockquote>
'''STINKOMAN:''' We don't even HAVE any vanilla pudding!

'''1-UP:''' How much?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Grrr... DOUBLE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How so very original.</blockquote>
''{Cut to outside the house. An explosion comes out of a window. Cut back to the computer room}''

'''1-UP:''' That guy was annoying. I didn't even get my pudding!

'''GRUNDY:''' Does that even count?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Nothing in this show ever does.</blockquote>
'''BLING:''' I doubt it. One, that's in the future.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, and Bling's a psychic now.</blockquote>
Two, that wasn't even a restaurant. Grundy, what about you?

'''GRUNDY:''' Well...

''{cut to a restaurant}''

'''MAN:''' ''{looks at Grundy}'' I don't want to eat at a place that sells chicken THAT uncooked!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "But maybe if I skin it alive here and there, I won't even notice!"</blockquote>
''{cut back to the computer room}''

'''GRUNDY:''' And there was this other time...

''{cut to another restaurant}''

'''WOMAN:''' ''{looks at Grundy}'' I didn't know any restaurant sold chicken that raw!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' See, it's funny because it's the exact same joke.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The joke is "Proto-Yelp: Reviews Of Restaurants Before A Shit App Was Made."</blockquote></blockquote>
''{cut back to the computer room}''

'''BLING:''' Uhh... Aren't those almost the same?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Maybe if he says "almost", he can get away with it.</blockquote>
And didn't they have NOTHING to do with waiters or waitresses?

'''GRUNDY:''' Yeah, you're right. Well, what about you?

'''BLING:''' Hmm...

''{cut to a restaurant}''

'''BLING:''' I'll have some more of the red wine, please.

'''WAITER:''' Aren't you too young to drink wine?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You of course ask him that now.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I think the problem is that the waiter isn't asking for Bling's ID.</blockquote></blockquote>
'''BLING:''' Shaddup! ''{passes out}''

''{cut back to the computer room}''

'''BLING:''' And...
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Another "and".
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Or, 
'''NAMINE:''' Alex Orr.</blockquote></blockquote>
''{cut to another restaurant}''

'''BLING:''' Here's the money.

'''WAITER:''' Sir, we don't even ACCEPT yen!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And Japanese money is so available here.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' International currency kiosks are a foreign concept to you, aren't they?</blockquote></blockquote>
'''BLING:''' Shaddup! ''{passes out}''

''{cut back to the computer room}''

'''GRUNDY:''' You're weird.

'''BLING:''' You too, kid. You too. ''{passes out}''

''{the paper comes down}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The question wasn't even addressed.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You never a problem for when Strong Bad didn't address questions.</blockquote>

These terrible cutaway "jokes" had barely anything to do with the subject.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I can't remember if Ted was the only person who still liked Bonus Stage after it ended, or if a majority of the WUW did and I just never noticed due to my distaste for it.</blockquote>

This is what I call a "failure". This entire email show is a failure,
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' As are all email shows in general, barring maybe Aruseus Emails on a good day.</blockquote>

and it will never amount to anything more than a terrible embarrassment for the site it was once on!
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Honestly, the entire site was an embarassment in of itself.</blockquote>

And I shall add that it has never been more my displeasure to rant and rave on a supposedly comedic feature on some obscure wiki derived from that now-dead aforementioned site! So good job, Bell, for making my entire life a failure!
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' This coming from a guy who's an admin of a Spongebob site.</blockquote>

A completely irreversible failure!
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The Dumbledark Knight would have me believe otherwise.</blockquote>

It's a shame! A crying shame! An-oh, my shift's up. See you guys tomorrow.</blockquote>

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 And I shall add that it has never been more my displeasure to rant and rave on a supposedly comedic feature on some obscure wiki derived from that now-dead aforementioned site! So good job, Bell, for making my entire life a failure!
-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' This coming from a guy who's an admin of a Spongebob site.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' This coming from a guy who's an admin of a Spongebob site ''and a Tea Party Republican at-best.''</blockquote>
 A completely irreversible failure!

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 ''{the paper comes down}''
 <blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The question wasn't even addressed.
-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You never a problem for when Strong Bad didn't address questions.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You never had a problem when Strong Bad didn't address questions directly.</blockquote>
 These terrible cutaway "jokes" had barely anything to do with the subject.

RiffText/RTOD/Bling Emails/Restaurant - Revision history

Noxigar at 22:32, 10 August 2016

Noxigar at 22:31, 10 August 2016

Noxigar: Created page with "There are a lot of horrible restaurants. '''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I had no idea. == Summary == '''Cast (in order of their appearance): Bling, 1-up, Grundy..."

Noxigar: Created page with "There are a lot of horrible restaurants.
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I had no idea.
== Summary == '''Cast (in order of their appearance): Bling, 1-up, Grundy..."