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'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I thought you were going to say "Oh Danish!"
'''NOXIGAR:''' "Oh, Danish! I've gone and..."

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== Summary ==
Cooking? Oh Dan...g. OH DANG!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I thought you were going to say "Oh Danish!"
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' "Oh, Danish! I've gone and riffed these awful riffs backwards yet again!"</blockquote></blockquote>
== Transcript ==
'''BLING:''' Email...

'''GRUNDY:''' EMAIL...

'''1-UP:''' EMAIL...

'''ALL:''' EEEEEEMAIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!

<blockquote class=bling>
<div>subject: pie</div>
Dear Bling,<br/>
Do you like pie?<br/>
What is your favorite flavor of pie?<br/>
- Tommyspud
</blockquote>

'''BLING:''' Hmm... Pie... ''{cell phone rings, Bling answers it}'' Hello? Yes? Uh huh, that's me. Okay. Yes. Yes. I understand. Alright. Bye. ''{hangs up}'' Guys, I have some news.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It's finally over. Finally!</blockquote>
'''GRUNDY:''' Uh oh. W-what is it?

'''BLING:''' I'm kicking you two out of the show.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh. I guess that'll work, too.</blockquote>
'''1-UP:''' WHAT?!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

'''BLING:''' I can and I will. The show's only being broadcast in Wiki City now, so, I don't need you two.

'''GRUNDY:''' Are-are you saying you only kept us here so you could follow 1.6?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Badly, I must add.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You say that as if ''any'' Wiki User Email or Other Character Email actually followed that rule expertly. '''''None of them did.'''''</blockquote></blockquote>
'''BLING:''' Yep. Pretty much.

'''1-UP:''' You can't fire us! We quit! ''{storms out}''

'''GRUNDY:''' HMPH. ''{follows 1-up}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' A dramatic departure will make you no less unemployed. More pathetic? Maybe.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Correct me if I'm wrong, but how does resignation make someone "more pathetic?" This is especially odd, since resignation looks better on a resume than being outright sacked.</blockquote></blockquote>
''{1-up and Grundy can be seen via the window walking away}''

'''BLING:''' And now for this. ''{presses a red button beside the Gongy}''

''{a mushroom cloud can be seen via the window}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This kid is going to grow up to be a serial killer
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Even John couldn't resist the Columbine joke.<br>
'''NAMINE:''' I don't think that was trying to reference Columbine.</blockquote>

or something.</blockquote>
'''BLING:''' Hehehe. ''{typing}'' My flavorite flavor of pie? Well, it's hard to put into words, so I'll show you!

''{cut to a kitchen. Bling is standing behind a counter wearing a chef's hat}''

'''BLING:''' It's easier to cook if I do this. ''{transforms into teenage form}'' Good. Now then, ''{Bling gets out what he says}'' First you take a pie crust, three apples, a peach, two bananas, a mango, a cup of subspace, and a cup of milk. ''{gets out a large bowl}'' First, you pour the subspace into a large bowl, followed by the milk. Now, mix them together. ''{does so. everything he says he will do}'' Then, cut up the apples, the peach, the bananas, and the mango. now, the subspace and the milk will need to be put in a blender, and then set on puree. blend them until it's a lavender-colored creme. Now, pour the creme back into the large bowl, and mix them with the fruits we cut up. Now, pour the mixture into the pie crust. put a pie crust on top of it, and bake it with hellfire for one minute. ''{blasts the pie with hellfire via his hand}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Congratulations. You can read a cookbook.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' So could Strong Bad, but you weren't complaining then.</blockquote></blockquote>
''{cut to a while. There are now numerous pies on the counter. Bling is cutting them up into slices and putting them on the plates}''

'''BLING:'''''{takes a piece}'' If anybody in the audience wants a piece, go ahead and take one!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' There would never be an audience for a show like this.</blockquote>
''{numerous people runs onscreen, take pieces of the pie, and run off}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That wasn't an audience. That was a bunch of homeless people who smelled pie.</blockquote>
'''BLING:'''''{is eating the pie}'' I learn-Mmph-learned this from-Mmph-Im a bell. He used to-Mmph-feed it to me when I-Mmph-was a little child. Mmph.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You stopped eating it, though, when you realized it was causing your explosive diarrhea.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{sneers}'' I think the main laxative would've had to be the cup of subspace for this joke to be even remotely amusing.</blockquote></blockquote>
''{pan out and rotate camera angle spanning over an audience. the word "bling" appears onscreen. it is golden, Bauhaus 93 font, and is rotated 45 degrees.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Specifics are important.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Jokes are additionally important.</blockquote></blockquote>
an announcer can be heard saying ""bling" will be right back." the screen fades to black. cut via static back to the computer}''

'''BLING:'''''{typing}'' It's good pie. You should try it.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The explosive diarrhea is awful, though.</blockquote>
''{the paper comes down}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Real-World References ===
*The "bling" stuff is a reference to various daytime television shows generally aimed towards women.
=== Inside References ===
*the Bauhaus 93 font and the cut-via-static are common on Homestarrunner.com.
=== Easter Eggs ===
*Click on "try it" at the end to have this note pop up;
<pre>
Pie Recipe:

Ingredients:
1 cup milk
1 cup subspace
1 peach
1 mango
2 pie crusts
2 bananas
3 apples

Procedure:
1. Cut up fruit
2. Blend milk & subspace
3. Mix with fruit
4. Pour into pie crust
5. Put second pie crust on first
6. Bake 1 min with hellfire
</pre>

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Someday, I'm going to want to make this recipe.<br>
'''NAMINE:''' I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure "1 cup subspace" is not real.<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' I'll find something to replace it. Maybe some chocolate.<br>
'''NAMINE:''' Do you even like bananas, though?<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm sure I can replace the bananas as well. I don't know what with, though.</blockquote>

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'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I thought you were going to say "Oh Danish!"
'''NOXIGAR:''' "Oh, Danish! I've gone and..."