Noxigar: Created page with "It's Bling's time to shinecheck email!
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' haha get it
== Summary == '''Cast (in order of appearance): Bling, Homestar, 1-up,..."

2016-08-10T22:47:17Z

Created page with "It's Bling's time to <s>shine</s>check email! <blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' haha get it</blockquote> == Summary == '''Cast (in order of appearance): Bling, Homestar, 1-up,..."

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It's Bling's time to <s>shine</s>check email!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' haha get it</blockquote>
== Summary ==
'''Cast (in order of appearance): Bling, Homestar, 1-up, Grundy, Stinkoman, Blinggit, [[HRWiki:Homestar Runner|Homestruigi Runnario (Homestar)]]'''

'''Places: Im a bell's computer room, The Field, Runnario's Pizzaria'''

== Transcript ==
'''BLING:''' Imma checkin' mah email, Imma deletin' mah email, SHOOP-DA-
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' KILL ME</blockquote>
BLING!

<blockquote class=bling><div>Eating</div>Dear Bling! 
Do you like to eat?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No, I prefer starving to death.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Hey, remember when you liked Cow Puncher? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Was Cow Puncher when Dan was pretending to be trans or pretending he had a sister? I can barely remember. 
'''NAMINE:''' ...you don't have a single good memory of Cow Puncher, do you? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' No, I don't. 
'''NAMINE:''' I'm guessing he milked you for cheap laughter too much. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' He was also just an insufferable douche whose friends were just as terrible as him, or worse. One of them was also a JoJo elitist whom reminded me of my exile from the Naruto fandom. 
'''NAMINE:''' I think people were just being prejudiced against you back then. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' No, manga elitism actually got me kicked out. 
'''NAMINE:''' That's exactly what I mean, though. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' It's still an exile. 
'''NAMINE:''' I'm not contesting that. I'm on the same page as Sean and Ben when mentioning that you shouldn't just think yourself entirely ousted from a whole community, even when kicked out of one subcommunity. There are other places for you to fit in, I'm sure. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' When it comes to some of my former fandoms, there really isn't.</blockquote>
From, 
Cow Puncher</blockquote>
''{Bling pronounces "Dear Bling!" as "DEAR BLING!!!!! Oh God! Y-you scared me!"}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Your voice scares all of us.</blockquote>
'''BLING:'''''{typing}'' Of course I like to eat!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' There, question answered. End ema-</blockquote>
Wait, do you mean "What do I like to eat"?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No, he meant what he said! He meant what he said!</blockquote>
In that case Bull Kicker, I like ''{Homestar voice}'' MAWSHMELLOWS!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Grooooooooooan.</blockquote>
''{normal}'' What the? I didn't say that! But I DO like marshmallows! Wait, who DID say that? I scared!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' We all scared.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I can hardly consider myself "scared."</blockquote></blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, that's just me. Give me all your-

'''1-UP:''' PUDDING!

'''HOMESTAR:'''''{simultaneously}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' On-and-off speech impediments.</blockquote>
Mawshmellows!

'''BLING:'''...Guys, I don't need your random cameos. I can avoid breaking 1.6 myself.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Sure!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It's not like you need Homestar characters to follow 1.6, anyway.
<blockquote>''{Short pause.}'' 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Isn't having Homestar characters in your work literally the whole point of 1.6? 
'''NAMINE:''' I'm pretty sure, yeah.</blockquote>
''{Homestar walks off}''

'''1-UP:''' Can I stay with you?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Please say no. Please say</blockquote>
'''BLING:''' Okay... But only if Grundy can.

''{Grundy breaks though the wall}''

'''GRUNDY:''' YEAYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' CRACRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</blockquote>
'''1-UP:''' WHOA! CALM DOWN!!!!

'''BLING:'''''{angry}'' ...You're paying for that. Anyways, Let's go eat somewheres!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I don't have a taste for somewheres, really.</blockquote>
'''GRUNDY:''' How about...

'''1-UP:''' RUNNARIO'S PIZZERIA!!!!

'''BLING:''' Hey, Im a bell went there once! He said it was grood!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But to be fair, they call this show grood, too.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' At the time, it ''was.'' However, after Its Dot Com turned out to be a complete and total tool, and after the Wiki User Wiki evolved, its time to be "grood" had long passed. That doesn't justify scrapping the entirety of a fictional world or demoting it to be some dumb "Curse."</blockquote></blockquote>
...''{sad}'' Why'd I have to go and mention Im a bell? ''{cries}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{gasp}'' Calm down. It's okay.

'''GRUNDY:''' Here,' Have some chicken.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Apostrophe prefers beef, thank you.</blockquote>
''{Grundy rips off a leg, which instantly grows back, and hands it to Bling}''

'''BLING:''' Thanks. ''{eats chicken leg}'' Ahem. ''{stops crying}'' Okay, let's go.

''{Cut to the field. Stinkoman is fighting a gold Cheatball (Blinggit)}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Got Blinggit, Bobby!
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'll tell ya hwat, I think Blinggit's fine as-is.</blockquote></blockquote>
'''STINKOMAN:''' Hut! Hwah! Chiggidibuh!

'''BLINGGIT:''' JIBNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yeah, it's ruined.</blockquote>
''{Blinggit transforms into a Blinggit/Stinkoman/Visor Robot hybrid (Super Blinggit)}''

'''SUPER BLINGGIT:''' Random Jibney
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Ruined.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Everyone and their mother ran "Jibney" to the ground. Pretending it's "ruined forever" because Keith writes it in as humour is not only idiotic, but makes you even more of a tosser than Its Dot Com, as hard as that is.</blockquote>
Death! Attack of the Running Gags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{Millions of Cows with boxing gloves appear and beat up Stinkoman.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hey, wait a minute...</blockquote>
Bling, Grundy, and 1-up walk in}''

'''SUPER BLINGGIT:''' Hahaha!!! ''{notices Bling, Grundy, and 1-up}'' Huh? Oh, hey!

''{Super Blinggit transforms back into Blinggit}''

'''BLINGGIT:''' JIBNEY! Jib-Jibney?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' RUINED! Ru-Ruined!
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Is it funny that the phrase "Ruined forever" has a permanent stain on itself because of overuse, much like "Jibney," or shall I go back to being a talentless shit-Commander?</blockquote></blockquote>
''{"BLING! How's your first day of email?"}''

'''BLING:''' It's great!

'''BLINGGIT:''' Jibney! ''{"Hooray!" notices Grundy}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Hooray!"? Is that a new character?</blockquote>
JIB!!!! Jib-Jibney JIBNEY! ''{"AHHH!!!! A giant CHICKEN!"}''

'''BLING:''' Calm down! This is Grundy. He's from LV2!

'''BLINGGIT:''' Jib. ''{"Oh." notices 1-up}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Now there's this "Oh." guy.</blockquote>
JIB! Jib Jib-Jibney! ''{"AHHH! An armless guy!"}''

'''BLING:''' That's 1-up. He's obsessed with pudding!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wow, really? I never noticed that aspect of his character.</blockquote>
'''1-UP:''' HEY! ''{sigh}'' You're right.

'''BLINGGIT:''' Jibne-ey! Jib Jib Jibney? ''{"I see! Where 'ya goin'?"}''

'''BLING:''' Runnario's Pizzeria!

'''BLINGGIT:''' Jib-neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! ''{"Hoo-raaaaaaaaay!!!"}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He does know he hasn't been invited yet, right?</blockquote>
''{cut to a pizzeria. Homestar walks up to the table Bling, 1-up, Grundy, and Blinggit
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I guess he took the liberty of coming, anyway.</blockquote>
are sitting at}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hi! I'm Homestruigi Runnario,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' An Italian? Quick, hide the pets before he decapitates them!</blockquote>
and what will you be having?

'''BLING:''' I'll have the chocolate pizza.

'''BLINGGIT:''' Jibney. ''{"The same"}''

'''1-UP:''' The meatball sub
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, for a second I thought</blockquote>
with pudding sauce, please.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Never mind.</blockquote>
'''GRUNDY:''' I'll have the Chicken Parmesan.

''{everyone looks at Grundy astonished}''

'''GRUNDY:''' What?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He obviously already has mad chicken disease,
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm pretty sure that no longer exists.</blockquote>
so it won't affect him.</blockquote>
''{cut back to the computer room}''

'''BLING:'''''{typing}'' And that's why you should never have lunch with Grundy. Wait, what was your question?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' If you have a good joke,
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'll make sure to ignore this advice, then. I'll never have good jokes.</blockquote>

make sure to re-use it as much as possible!</blockquote>
''{the paper comes down}''

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Noxigar: Created page with "It's Bling's time to shinecheck email! '''LIGHTNING GUY:''' haha get it == Summary == '''Cast (in order of appearance): Bling, Homestar, 1-up,..."

Noxigar: Created page with "It's Bling's time to shinecheck email!
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' haha get it
== Summary == '''Cast (in order of appearance): Bling, Homestar, 1-up,..."