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You start in North Dehli. Your goal is South Dehli.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Um, Dehli? I think you mean Delhi, kid. Deli is meat.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm pretty sure he could've just ended at the spelling correction. Now he's just being culturally insensitive over nomenclature.</blockquote>

Are you saying we're going to travel through meat? That's sick!
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' If by sick you mean awesome...<br>
'''NAMINE:''' I don't personally think it's as awesome as you might theorize it to be.<br>
''{Short pause}''<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' Yeah, it actually sounds uncool.</blockquote>

Don't you care about the vegetarian players?</blockquote>

'''BOSS:''' Tnahpele

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh no, it's a backwards word. I wonder what it's attack is? Poop? Water?</blockquote>

'''UNLOCKED POWER:''' Peanut Burp

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' HAHAHA PEANUT BURP. THAT BETTER COME WITH AN "EXCUSE ME" FUNCTION, MISTER.</blockquote>

==Cutscene==
''{Yobnaf is on a plane to Asia. He is humming When I Come Around}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Don't tell me. That's a song by "Green Day".
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It is.</blockquote>

I thought so. What's it about?
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It's a break-up song; that, or a rejection song. It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.</blockquote>

Ways to travel other than by car?</blockquote>

'''YOBNAF:''' So... Bored.... Ate to much Peanuts...

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How do those things come together at all?
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Have you never eaten out of boredom?</blockquote></blockquote>

''{Suddenly, the plane crashes in India}''

'''YOBNAF:''' I knew this was going to happen.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Then why did you take the flight?! You wanted to commit suicide? Oh, this was the shortest cutscene I've ever seen. Pun not intended.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Wait, there was a pun?</blockquote></blockquote>

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Noxigar: Created page with "{{User:Tehy Moldan/headline|Adventures of Yobnaf/India}} You start in North Dehli. Your goal is South Dehli.
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Um, Dehli? I think you mean Delh..."