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You start at the front row seat at a baseball game. Your goal is The Concession Stand.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What concession stand? A hot dog concession stand? A popcorn concession stand? Bubs' Concession Stand?</blockquote>

'''BOSS:''' Yug Noissecnoc

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, look, another backwards word! Why am I not surprised?
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Because that's the entire gimmick.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''UNLOCKED POWER:''' Physicness

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Physicness. What's that? The the power of physics? No, wait, it can't be. This doesn't ''matter''.</blockquote>

==Cutscene==
'''YOBNAF:''' I know I will catch a ball!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hey, Mr. Optimistic! Why don't you shove the ball you say you'll catch up your-
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Ass.<br>
''{Short pause.}''<br>
'''NAMINE:''' I don't think you get the curse-cut-short technique of writing, do you?<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' Nah, I understand it. I just have lost the ability to care about cursing.</blockquote>

''{A ball comes out of nowhere. Yobnaf catches it.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wow, I'm sure the viewers learned an important lesson from that. Always trust nowhere for something.</blockquote>

'''YOBNAF:''' Those powers the aliens gave me really kicked in! I'm physic! Say, I'm hungry.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yeah, you're physic alright. Physically brain damaged.</blockquote>

'''RANDOM GUY:''' I'M HUNGRY!

'''YOBNAF:''' He is SO stupid. OK, I will go now.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He repeated what ''you'' said. And you call ''him'' stupid? Talk about hypocrisy. Wow, who knows, with these short cutscenes, this may end earlier than I thought. There ''is'' a God.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Wait, wait, is this time to checkmate atheists again?<br>
'''NAMINE:''' Nah, the hyperbole here's misused and not worth.</blockquote>

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Noxigar: Created page with "{{User:Tehy Moldan/headline|Adventures of Yobnaf/Baseball}} You start at the front row seat at a baseball game. Your goal is The Concession Stand. '''LIGHTNING GU..."

Noxigar: Created page with "{{User:Tehy Moldan/headline|Adventures of Yobnaf/Baseball}} You start at the front row seat at a baseball game. Your goal is The Concession Stand.
'''LIGHTNING GU..."