Brerose: done with adding pages for tonight, i'll just add some riffs

2010-12-19T07:19:23Z

done with adding pages for tonight, i'll just add some riffs

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= Opening Comments =
'''SKUB:''' I'm hungry!

'''CHWOKA:''' What else is new you fat piece of shitbutt!

''{laugh track}''

'''CHWOKA:''' No, but for serious, this next one is a piece of fiction from somewhere ''else'' on the infranet! It's about, um... I don't know.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Did you... not read it?

'''CHWOKA:''' Nope.

'''BLUEBRY:''' but you choose all the stories, right

'''CHWOKA:''' That I do.

'''BLUEBRY:''' so what's this shit you have piled on our plate you little asshole

'''CHWOKA:''' Look, I was under constraints-

'''NACHOMAN:''' From ''who''? Are we being bossed around again?

'''SKUB:''' Because the first season blew okay and I don't want to go through some dumb story.

'''CHWOKA:''' Actually, we ''are'' being bossed around!

''{Sting!}''

'''WHITE COP:''' THIS IS A STING OPERATION GET DOWN

''{White Cop is responsible and gets out the handcuffs before the gun or tazer. He is a perfect little angel and nobody can ever touch him.}''

'''BLACK COP:''' GET THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY

'''WHITE COP:''' Woah woah woah what? We're allowed to say... the f word?

'''BLACK COP:''' Man, you need to loosen up on the regulations or else you'll never learn to be an effective police officer!

'''WHITE COP:''' And you need to learn to respect authority and rules!

'''BLACK COP:''' Perhaps we can help each other accomplish these goals through humorous foibles that join together to form a parable in which we both learn our respective lessons and also that color is only skin deep.

'''WHITE COP:''' One can only hope! But for now, I am embittered by years of losing partners to criminals and not ready to trust or form connections with the new partners, especially fresh-faced ones out of police academy.

''{then bluebry shot them both}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' fuck tha police

''{Pause.}''

'''SKUB:''' Chwoka... god dammit. God ''dammit'', Chwoka, this isn't what I'm getting at, you bitch. You little bitch.

''{A panel on the wall flips over, secret-bookcase-style, to reveal a large terminal. On the screen, there is a shadowy, sinister figure!}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Who are you and what have you done with us, you creep-ass?

'''???:''' Me? Well, allow me to introduce myself.

'''CHWOKA:''' I'm a man of wealth and t-

''{Bluebry kick he in he nutbag.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' oofgh OOOFGH

'''???:''' My name... is-

''{Sting!}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Brooks Oglesby!

'''SKUB:''' You fucking ''madman''!

'''BROOKSIE:''' That's right! I've got you under my thumb! All of you!

'''CHWOKA:''' But why? Why, Brooksie?

'''BROOKSIE:''' It's an experiment, of course! An experiment in the pain threshold!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Explain, buttfuck!

'''BROOKSIE:''' It goes like this: the more you're exposed to shit, the more tolerant you are of it. Eventually, you don't even notice the smell, right?

'''CHWOKA:''' This is a really terrible metaphor.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Now... does the same apply to bad fan fiction? Do you start to forget that the writing is terrible, the characters are two-dimensional, and the subject matter is frankly embarrassing?

'''BLUEBRY:''' this is retarded!!!!

'''BROOKSIE:''' Retarded? I say it's ''geniustarded''!

'''SKUB:''' ... Your mastery of words... it intrigues me.

'''CHWOKA:''' But riddle me ''this'', Brookass! What about Dr. Brainfreeze?

'''BROOKSIE:''' He was a ''pawn''! Just one ''piece'' of my pawn collection!

'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, man, this sucks!

'''BROOKSIE:''' You think ''this'' sucks? Take a look at what you'll be riffing... ''Spirit''!

''{Sting!}''

'''SKUB:''' hrgh

'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, I choose what we riff. Your plan is full of holes. I'm pretty sure Dr. Brainfreeze never existed.

'''BROOKSIE:''' god just SHUT UP

'''BLUEBRY:''' what is up with these fucking complex villain-oriented plots. it's like wikihood up in this bitch.

'''BROOKSIE:''' i swear to god i will TAZE A HO AND NOT EVEN CARE.

'''BLACK COP:''' That's my job!

'''BLUEBRY:''' STAY DOWN GOD DAMN IT

''{Bluebry unloads an entire pistol clip into Black Cop.}''

'''WHITE COP:''' Hey, that's good! I could learn a thing or two from him.

= Spirit (Table of Contents) =

<big><big><center>''The following was nabbed off of [http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1364122/1/Spirit fictionpress.com.] If the author tells us to take it down, we will. We have nothing personal against the author nor their work.''</center></big></big>

<blockquote>1. '''[[/1|Chapter 1- The Beginning (Meetings)]]''' 
2. '''[[/2|Spirit Chapter 1: Story Time]]'''  

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' But you just ''you just'' '''SKUB:''' No, this is the first chapter of ''Spirit''</blockquote>

3. [[/3|Spirit Chapter Two: The First Battle]] 
4. [[/4|Chapter three: Free Fall (Freefall)]] 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' And following my previous example, this is obviously a different story. '''BLUEBRY:''' i like how freefall is in there twice</blockquote>

5. [[/5|Spirit Chapter Four: Yes, Master]] 
6. [[/6|Spirit Chapter Five: Don't Lock the Door]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{singing}'' ''Lock the door!'' Don't lock the door baby. ''Lock the door!'' He'll knock the door over! ''Lock the dooooooooooooooooor!'' '''BLUEBRY:''' shut '''BLUEBRY:''' '''BLUEBRY:''' '''BLUEBRY:''' '''BLUEBRY:''' the fuck up '''CHWOKA:''' That so would have slipped past in Bell Quest.</blockquote>

7. [[/7|Spirit Chapter Six: Naughty, Naughty]] 
8. [[/8|Spirit Chapter seven: Visiting Hours]] 
9. [[/9|Spirit Chapter Eight: Meetings]] 
10. [[/10|Spirit Chapter Nine: Seeds of Doubt]] 
11. [[/11|Spirit Chapter Ten: Sean's Safari Jungle]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Let's go surfing now. Everybody's learnin' how. '''SKUB:''' Chwoka I'm feeling glum... or maybe not. '''CHWOKA:''' You realize nobody is going to know what you're talking about but me, right?</blockquote>

12. [[/12|Spirit Chapter Eleven: Staff of Demons]] 
13. [[/13|Spirit Chapter 14: A New Friend]] 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Overcompensation is a wonderful thing.</blockquote>

14. [[/14|Spirit Chapter 15: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back]] 
15. [[/15|Spirit Chapter 16: Power of Love]] 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' WAIT A MINUTE, DOC,</blockquote>

16. [[/16|Spirit Chapter 15: Chapter 17 (The Key To Balance)]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Now she's just fucking with us.</blockquote></blockquote>

= Closing Comments =

RiffText/Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Spirit - Revision history

Brerose: done with adding pages for tonight, i'll just add some riffs