https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FMystery_Fanstuff_Theater_3000%2FBell_Quest%2FSegment3 2026-04-12T00:27:08Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/Mystery_Fanstuff_Theater_3000/Bell_Quest/Segment3&diff=171156&oldid=prev 2010-12-19T07:49:00Z

<p>Created page with &#039;&#039;&#039;{Fade in to the concession and tickets room.}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;SKULLB:&#039;&#039;&#039; I wish I was dead. &#039;&#039;&#039;CHWOKA:&#039;&#039;&#039; Aww come on, there&#039;s gotta be &#039;&#039;something&#039;&#039; here to cheer you up. Like... &#039;&#039;{C...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Fade in to the concession and tickets room.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I wish I was dead.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Aww come on, there's gotta be ''something'' here to cheer you up. Like...<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka presses a button}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Pressing buttons! Right?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' They pressed buttons in the movie. It's ruined the entire experience for me, really.<br /> <br /> ''{The button lowers a big-screen TV. Dr. Brainfreeze is on the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Gentlemen! Did you like the movie?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' That's like asking us if we like a million volts to the b-<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' AUGH! I- I get it, I get it.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I was going to say &quot;brain&quot;, but sure.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' So, what do you want?<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' I'm here to deliver some devastating news!<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' We already know there's a sequel.<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Yes, but Bell Quest II isn't even finished. The real news is that THERE'S MORE!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ''WHAAAAAAAAAT''<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Yes, more! There's outtakes! You have 2 minutes...spend them wisely! ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> ''{The TV turns off}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' ...well.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ''WHHHHHHHHHHHHHH''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' We'd better get in shape, guys! We gotta go in there ''happy'', or we'll come out suicidal. Let's move, let's move, let's move!<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka presses a button on SkullB's back. &quot;Eye of the Tiger&quot; begins palying.}''<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' I enjoy this song. Not that much though.<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka slaps Bluebry}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' No you fool! It's montage music! We have to do something! They didn't have popcorn in the movie, did they!?<br /> <br /> ''{short pause}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Right! So...<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka pulls out a popcorn popper}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' We'll entertain ourselves by popping popcorn!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ''HHHHHHHHHH''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' ''{nearly crying}'' It's not popping fast enough!<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka runs over to the ticket dispenser}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Uh, uh, uh, we can have a ticket fight! A fight with tickets!<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka presses the button, and a ticket comes out. He reads it}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' &quot;Green Grass and High Tides Forever&quot;!? Okay, whatever, whatever that is, we need a lot of it!<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka presses the button again}''<br /> <br /> '''TICKET DISPENSER:''' NEED 3 DOLLARS OT CONTINUE<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Agh! Everything is going wrong!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ''HHHHHHHHHHHAT'' Oh, sorry. Sorry. I got stuck in a loop. ... Anyway, what?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' ''{panicking}'' Oh, well nothing seems to be fun and everything is going wrong and -<br /> <br /> ''{the blue light begins flashing}'' <br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' ''{without missing a beat}'' - oh we got fanfic sign!<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka runs into the theater, carrying SkullB. Bluebry follows.}''</div>

Brerose