https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FMystery_Fanstuff_Theater_3000%2FBell_Quest%2F10RiffText/Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Bell Quest/10 - Revision history2026-05-25T02:07:05ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/Mystery_Fanstuff_Theater_3000/Bell_Quest/10&diff=171155&oldid=prevBrerose: Created page with ''''DEMON BELL:''' Who... '''H44WP:''' The... <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Hell thought this was a good idea?</blockquote> '''BOTH:''' TENDERBREAD?!!!! '''MYSTERIOU...'2010-12-19T07:46:56Z<p>Created page with ''''DEMON BELL:''' Who... '''H44WP:''' The... <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Hell thought this was a good idea?</blockquote> '''BOTH:''' TENDERBREAD?!!!! '''MYSTERIOU...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''DEMON BELL:''' Who...<br />
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'''H44WP:''' The...<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Hell thought this was a good idea?</blockquote><br />
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'''BOTH:''' TENDERBREAD?!!!!<br />
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'''MYSTERIOUS VOICE:''' Skypeia, Jose unt Gorge!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Bell's mastery of what appears to be the Spanish language is amazing.<br /><br />
'''CHWOKA:''' Better than his English. It's almost like...</blockquote><br />
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''{pan out to show it is Alpha Cram on the Chimer}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Again, WHAT THE HELL IS ALPHA CRAM?</blockquote><br />
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'''ALPHA CRAM:''' Me are posted. Me no agree. Me travel base kill.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' where did this guy come from?<br/>'''SKULLB:''' "Unga bunga. Me compute."</blockquote><br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' I'll translate. "I saw what you did. I was angry. I came here to stop you."<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' So, does everyone in this movie speak at least one obscure language fluently? Rosetta Stone, eh?</blockquote><br />
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''{Demon Bell and H44WP look at each other and then Alpha Cram. They burst out laughing.}''<br />
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'''ALPHA CRAM:''' Get my belt. Go to my locker and GET MY BELT!!!!!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Bell slowly hands you the business card...<br/>'''SKULLB:''' can somebody tell me how this thing turned from a caveman computer to a faux-psycho?</blockquote><br />
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''{Alpha Cram fires an electrical blast at H44WP.}''<br />
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'''DEMON BELL:''' ...Whoa.<br />
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'''ALPHA CRAM:''' LV2: Underworld gong!<br />
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''{Alpha Cram fires a larger electrical blast at Demon Bell}''<br />
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'''DEMON BELL:''' OW!<br />
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''{Alpha Cram continues firing elecrtic blast's''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Elecritic blast is? Sweet Jesus...</blockquote><br />
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''at the two villains. A huge electric blast hit's Demon Bell and turns him back into Pure Watashi.}''<br />
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'''PURE WATASHI:''' ...Crap.<br />
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'''ALPHA CRAM:''' Sectionify!<br />
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''{Alpha Cram fires a gigantic red bolt of energy into Pure Watashi. Bling flies out of him and he reverts back to Ll e bami}''<br />
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'''LL E BAMI:''' NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!<br />
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''{A portal opens up on the chimer. Ll and H44WP get sucked in. The portal closes. A floppy disc pops out.}''<br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' ...Woah. Uhh... What now?<br />
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'''BELLSON:''' That was quick.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' That's what she said.</blockquote><br />
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How are we gonna finish this chapter?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' THE END THE GODDAMN END SAY IT ALREADY</blockquote><br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' How about we start closing plot holes?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Why did you wait til the LAST CHAPTER to do this?</blockquote><br />
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'''BELLSON:''' Grood idea. Also, let's stop breaking the 4th wall.<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Holds up a list of plot holes.}'' Let's see... plot hole#1:Im a bell. Where is he?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' People care about Bell?</blockquote><br />
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''{a rip in space appears. Im a bell's spirit is there}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Unfortunately, the ray didn't only zap me into a different universe, it killed me. And with Ll in the real world, I'm not immortal. I'll come back someday. But for now, bye... ''{dissapears}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' But he's the author character! He ''can't'' die!<br/>'''SKULLB:''' God forbid we lose the most masculine man in the universe.</blockquote><br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Plot hole#2:1-up and Kyubii. Where are they? Last time we saw them, they were trying find me. What happened?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' There's a difference between plot holes and loose ends.<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' Here's the real plot hole: "1-up and Kyubii. ''Who'' are they?"</blockquote><br />
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'''1-UP:''' You see, we were running around looking for you, when all of a sudden, an inverted me-<br />
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'''PU-1 (INVERT 1-UP):''' Yo. <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Here's another plot hole: "What the hell is an invert?"</blockquote><br />
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'''1-UP:'''''{slightly annoyed}'' -an inverted me came and captured us.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Bell is dyslexic, so when he heard the maxim "Show, don't tell", he thought it was "Tell, don't show".<br/>'''SKULLB:''' Yo momma so dyslexic OOOH</blockquote><br />
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plot hole#3: Homestar's Sammich. Why no give to Badstar?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' what that's not even a plot hole in the loosest definition<br/>'''SKULLB:''' Unga bunga. Need food.</blockquote><br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I was hungry. Plot hole#4:Anthru-Borg & Kraxario. The haven't appeared much.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Some more world-class writing.</blockquote><br />
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Although apparently, they are always here. How?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' What, ''now'' he admits it?</blockquote><br />
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'''KRAXARIO:''' Well, Uhh... the writers didn't really think of much lines for us. Plot hole#5:"Everybody else, run away screaming!" where are they?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Still running and screaming. How many more plot holes are there?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''Too many.''</blockquote><br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' I got two more! Why is H44WP on the side of evil, and why does Ebeneezer somehow appear everywhere, even though w left him to drown in Chapter 6?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' No, the real question is ''who?'' Who are these people?</blockquote><br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' 1: It involved something bad happening to Bling. 2: He's a zombie. Alright, one more. How did Alpha Cram fire electric blasts, turn Ll back to normal, and open a portal?<br />
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'''BELLSON:''' Actually, the second one doesn't work. He means "Why is Ebeneezer in more than one place"? Oh, and, he's kinda a unintentional world-bending virus. I mean, when he escaped the Chimer, he transformed the entire world into Sweet Cuppin' Cakes!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I have a good feeling Bell ate one too many Sweet Cuppin' Cakes while writing this.</blockquote><br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' I guess the Ebeneezer question is a plot hole that will remain unsolved. So, what now? We can't this chapter short.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' We can't verbs!<br/>'''SKULLB:''' We can't this language English.</blockquote><br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' Uhh... why don't we go find where Bling flew off to?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Good idea.<br />
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''{cut to Bling and the female invert Anti-Bling hugging}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' NO DON'T YOU'LL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE<br />'''BLUEBRY:''' Is this incest or not?</blockquote><br />
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'''EVERYBODY:''' Awwwwwwww......<br />
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'''A COMPLETELY RANDOM GUY:''' Randomize!!!!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' LOL</blockquote><br />
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''{the base warps. Bling and female invert Bling (Blingette) become millions of [[Wikipedia:Squidbillies|vampire squids]]}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' uuurgh oh god</blockquote><br />
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''{Cut to a white space. Badstar is there.}''<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Here's a little explanaition,<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Okaiy.</blockquote><br />
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so you guys watching the movie won't get creeped out.<br />
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''{Cut to Badstar at a whiteboard. on it is a drawing of anti-bling and blingette.}''<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' The difference: Blingette does not have any horns. And she isn't evil for no apparent reason. Now we continue with your regular movie.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Biology One-oh-God.</blockquote><br />
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''{The movie stops.Cut to the theater.}''<br />
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'''VEGEROT:''' ...wow. That was great.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{finishing sentence}'' At terrifying children.</blockquote><br />
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'''OBNOXIOUS FAN (POSSIBLY QUAGMIRE):''' YeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahohmygodohmygodohmygodAWEXOMEAWEXOMEAWEXOME!!!!! <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' uuuuunngh</blockquote><br />
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''{calms down}'' Ahem. Giggity.<br />
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''{The movie continues.}''<br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' Um? Okay... ''{kills random guy. everything becomes normal}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I still see a bunch of poorly-written non-human characters, though. Now THAT'S a plot hole.</blockquote><br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' So... what do we do with the floppy disk?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Well, we could make an "eject the floppy" joke, but those got old after 1997.</blockquote><br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' Leave that to me.<br />
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''{Cut to 20X6. The stinko-wing is flying high above the lava zone.}''<br />
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'''20X6 COW:''' ''{pops up and screen freezes.}'' This is maddnes! Madness... THIS IS 20X6!!!!!!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I'm going to commit suicide and there is nothing you can do about it.</blockquote><br />
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''{Cow puncher goes away.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' So, is it over now?<br /><br />
''{Chwoka stands up and picks up SkullB}''</blockquote><br />
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== Epilogue ==<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh goddamn it. <br />''{Chwoka sits back down}''</blockquote><br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' Bye!<br />
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''{I am bell drops the floppy disc onto Saargtsson's''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Sssassraaagtsson. I think that's some Danish county.</blockquote><br />
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''head, the disc then bounces into the lava}''<br />
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'''SAARGTSSON:''' OW! What the?<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' And so ends a wonderful story. But unfortunately, the villains would survive and H44WP would brainwash Ll and everybody in 20X6, and get extremely close to killing Im a bell and friends. But that, is another story.<br />
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''{The screen fades to black. The words, The End appear on the screen in big gold letters. Cut back to the theater.}''<br />
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'''BELLSON:''' ...That, was the greatest thing, I have ever seen.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Kill me.<br/>'''SKULLB:''' I think he just means the text.</blockquote><br />
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Say, I wonder where Bell's run off to.<br />
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''{Cut to outside of the theater. Everyone is watching Im a bell who is in the middle of the road}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Oh, hey ever-<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' -thing dark, a part of SPOOK CLIFF incorporated.</blockquote><br />
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''{Im a bell is hit by a truck}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' This is some Epic Movie-level humor here.<br/>'''SKULLB:''' Bell Death Count: not enough</blockquote><br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' So... should we show everyone the trailer for the seqeul?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Seqeuls never live up to the orignials.</blockquote><br />
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'''IM A BELL:'''''{just a head}'' S-sure...''{dies}''<br />
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''{Cut to a black screen. Words in gold fade in.}''<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' Coming Soon to a HRFWiki near you...<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I would rather it get as far away as possible.</blockquote><br />
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''{Cut to a poorbt finding the floppy disk.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I thought it was SARS or whatever.</blockquote><br />
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'''POORBT:''' What's this?<br />
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''{Cut back to the black screen. New words fade in.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' So the old words never left?</blockquote><br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' Bell Quest II: Cow Quest!<br />
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''{Cut to H44WP zapping Ll with the mind control ray. Cut to him in front of a mind controlled army of every single 20X6 character.}''<br />
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'''H44WP:''' I want all of you to capture these two for me! ''{Holds up two pictures. One picture has Im a bell, and the other has Badstar.}''<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' When H44WP is unleashed... The world as we know it will be... FOLLOWING THE RULES!!!!!<br />
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''{Cut to a black screen. Gold words appear}''<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' Coming A Month 2007.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' You're off deadline I'd say.</blockquote><br />
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''{cut back to the theater}''<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' So... WHO'S READY FOR THE AFTER PARTY!?!?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Afterparty: A party taking place in posthumous celebration of a big event. After party: An event taking place after a party. </blockquote><br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Thanks to my power of plotholes, I'm somehow alive and in one piece! ''{gets hit by another truck}'' Er... <br />
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''{1 HOUR LATER...}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Back to normal! Er... Why have the afterparty now? We already started Bell Quest II!<br />
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'''COW:''' I dunno. I got back to saving you.<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Er... Wait, did you just try to fill a plothole? I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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'''COW:''' Ah no! Oh, and ''where'' is my cameo?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' You're in it.</blockquote><br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Ummm... if we are here... who are those people?<br />
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''{Cut to a real life theater. The real life Badstar, Bell, and Cow Puncher are there.}''<br />
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'''CONNOR {REAL LIFE BADSTAR}: ''' Holy. carp.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "What hell hath we unleashed?"<br/>'''DREW {REAL LIFE BLUEBRY}:''' Is this in style now?</blockquote><br />
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'''KEITH (REAL LIFE IM A BELL):''' Oh Crap. I DO read too much Bob and George. Er... I feel like destroying somethi- Oh, ''{bleep}''. My HRFWiki form is trying to escape. Er... I seem less insane and somewhat retarded than usual...<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Hooo boy. I could say a lot about this little paragraph here.</blockquote><br />
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'''DANIELL (REAL COW):''' Hey, Connor, where did you put the Mayo?<br />
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'''KEITH:''' Danielle, now that there's no possible way of this being a fourth wall break, why are you using your bro's username?<br />
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'''CONNOR:''' It's her real name.<br />
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'''KEITH:''' I meant that she's editing with her bro's account. I wanted to know why.<br />
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'''DANILLE:''' My brother had to edit his userpage, but I started using it. <s>Hold on, I'll change.</s> Done<br />
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'''KEITH:''' Er... Is it even possible to use strikethrough here? Oh well. Um... Where is this theater?!!!<br />
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'''DANILLE:''' Hey, um, I'll call Claire. (Shwoo)<br />
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'''CLAIRE (REAL SHWOO):''' Yes?<br />
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'''KEITH:''' Yeah, uh, we'd want to know where the ''{bleep}'' this ''{bleep}''ing theater is. <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' If my memory serves me correctly, wasn't Bell like ten years old at this point? Wow, he was ''{bleep}''ed up.</blockquote><br />
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It cann't be FCUSA or any of those fictional places, because we're real. Wait, you see that red fadey lkndd<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...um what</blockquote><br />
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over there? Oh god. This must be- Calm down. No HSR references...<br />
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'''CONNOR:''' This theater is in the real world.<br />
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'''KEITH:''' I can see that, but WHERE in the ''{bleep}''ing real world?!!!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Cursing at 13 and spending all of your time online does not make you cool.</blockquote><br />
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'''DANILLE:''' I think in Conch street adress 4232446 that guy's phone number 555-777-223<br />
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'''CONNOR:'''...Wow. Keith, your right. you have been reading too much Bob and George. Right, Nate?<br />
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''{Camera zooms out a bit to reveal Nate from "Bob and George" sitting next to Connor.}''<br />
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'''NATE:''' ''{Nods}''<br />
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'''KEITH:''' For a second, I thought you said "a bit of Nate".<br />
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'''CHADLING:''' ''{Next to Keith.}'' LETS GET OUt OF HERE AND GET ICE CREAM!!! ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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'''DANILLE:''' Look at this! [[Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Bell Quest/10inengrish|Bell Quest/10inengrish]]<br />
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'''KEITH:''' The ''{bleep}''?!!!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' THERE IS MORE OF THIS<br /><br />
'''CHWOKA:''' Actually, I'm pretty sure this is it.<br /><br />
''{Chwoka picks up SkullB, and the gang leaves the theater.}''</blockquote></div>Brerose