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'''Zarel E-Mail #2'''

Zarel is asked what his favorite style is out of four different ones.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Homestar, Homeschool, Strong Bad, The Poopsmith, Strong Sad, TJ, Cheerleader (easter egg), So-And-So (easter egg), What's-Her-Face (easter egg), The Ugly One (easter egg)

'''Places:''' Zarel's House, The Stick, The Field, Strong Sad's Room, TGS Paper (easter egg)

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I wonder what the easter egg is??</blockquote>

==Transcript==

''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{singing}'' It's more than an email... ''{higher pitch}'' More than an email! ''{normal pitch}'' When I type on that old keyboard they used to use... ''{higher pitch}'' More than an email!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Thanks! Now I hate Boston. '''CHWOKA:''' What's there to like? The accent? '''NACHOMAN:''' ''{nasally singing}'' aaaAAAaand she's BUYING a stairWAY to EmaIIIIIL! '''BLUEBRY:''' this reference wouldn't be in here if the song wasn't in guitar hero</blockquote>

<blockquote class=zarel>
<div>subj: style? </div>
Dear Zarel,
Whats your favorite style out of all of these?

Crappy, Peppy, Emo, or LOL?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' indie '''NACHOMAN:''' juggalo '''BLUEBRY:''' actually juggalo</blockquote>

:And i don't want any of that none of the above crap.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' too bad, it's juggalo</blockquote>

Censorly,

Abdi LaRue</blockquote>

''{Zarel reads "Censorly" as "Señorly"}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This joke is like month-old cola. '''CHWOKA:''' How's that? '''SKUB:''' IT FELL FLAT ''{Chwoka golf-claps.}''</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Hm...tough choice there, Abdi. Tough choice. ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' I could say I don't really like any of those.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' I BET IT'S JUGGALO</blockquote>

Allow me to explain why I dislike all of those styles.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Can I refuse him this request?</blockquote>

Let's start now, shall we?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''{frustrated}'' Oh- didn't the sender say ''not'' to do this? Like, explicitly? '''NACHOMAN:''' This guy should just be honored that Zarel even bothered to check his email</blockquote>

''{Cut to The Stick. Homestar and Homeschool are standing there.}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' First up, there's the LOL style.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' bout that: doesn't really exist</blockquote>

This involves leetspeak and text chat.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh, you mean geek. we call that geek '''SKUB:''' Dang, why not just flip off the entirety of the internet? I mean, ''we usually communicate with text anyhow''</blockquote>

''{Anything in parenthesis is how it's pronounced, subtitles are provided at the bottom}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hi, bff 4 lyfe! how r u? ''("Hi, bee-ef-ef four lie-fuh! How are you?")''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' The sad part? People actually talk like this. '''BLUEBRY:''' i only do it ironically</blockquote>

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Nm, u? ''("En-em. You?")''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Gewd, ty ty. ''("Gewd, Tie Tie.")''

''{Strong Bad walks in}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Stcu, Homestar! ''("St-coo, Homestar!")''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Hey Chwoka, you know what houses are made of in New Mexico? '''CHWOKA:''' I can't guess. '''SKUB:''' '''STCCO''' '''CHWOKA:''' ''{dry heave}''</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{angrily}'' No u! ''("No you!")''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Argh. This is making me rofpmbo. ''("Rof-pum-bo.")'' Or...rolling on floor puking my brains out.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Please say this doesn't lead into Yellow Dragon Action. '''NACHOMAN:''' I think Homestar's shouting is probably the most ''action'' we're going to see.</blockquote>

''{Cut back to the Cappy}''

'''ZAREL:''' Next style. Crappy.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' Crappy? Cappy? Ah? Ah? '''BLUEBRY:''' oh, also not a style. who knew</blockquote>

''{Cut to the Field, where the Poopsmith is shoveling whatsit}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Self-explanatory.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Did they really need to cut anywhere? /me beep beep '''NACHOMAN:''' It's not so much a style as it is indentured servitude.</blockquote>

''{Cut back to the Cappy}''

'''ZAREL:''' Alright, onward to Emo.

''{Cut to Strong Sad's room, where Strong Sad is writing poetry}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Again, self-explanatory.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh come on, he's not emo. He's just a sad sack of depressing fat. '''BLUEBRY:''' also emo kids are thin</blockquote>

''{Cut back to the Cappy}''

'''ZAREL:''' And finally, there's Peppy.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' also not a style</blockquote>

Dear crap I hate that one. That's the one that involves all the adolescent to teenage girls talking about shopping and clothing and hair and vampires and-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''''I DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT, LETE ME TELL YOU WHY'''''</blockquote>

'''TJ:''' Actually I think you have that confused with another style.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' WOW IT'S THE AUTHOR!!!</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' What? How the crap do people keep getting in my house?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' you're a ladies magnet '''BLUEBRY:''' because everyone leaves it under the mat</blockquote>

'''TJ:''' You...uh...didn't lock your front door.

'''ZAREL:''' Oh...so anyway, fox burglar,

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' '''<big>GET IT</big>'''</blockquote>

what do you mean?

'''TJ:''' You're talking about "preppy." That email says "peppy."

'''ZAREL:''' Do a barrel roll?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''{dry heave}'' '''CHWOKA:''' ''{wet heave}'' '''NACHOMAN:''' This is about as funny as it gets.</blockquote>

'''TJ:''' ''{facepaw}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ghsgsf '''NACHOMAN:''' Amazing. Cyrus managed to write the worst line ever in the history of literature. It's, it's mind boggling.</blockquote>

Not ''that'' Peppy. I mean like happy.

'''ZAREL:''' Well I'm ''not'' happy now since ''somebody'' decided they can wiggle their little red fluffy tail into my house.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh no you di-in't girlfriend ''{clicks fingers}''</blockquote>

'''TJ:''' ''{groan}'' Alright, I'm outta here.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Man, I'm outta heeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEreeeeeeeeeee</blockquote>

''{Cut back to the Cappy}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' So anyway, Aldibrand or whatever your name was, I don't have a favorite. See? I didn't say none of the above, I just said I have no specific favorite. HAH!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Zarel DaWindragon: Dodging Questions Like a Politicians Since 2010"</blockquote>

''{The Paper}''

==Easter Eggs==

*Click on Strong Bad when Zarel says rofpmbo (Rofpumbo) to bring up a picture of a pot roast covered in bleu cheese dressing and mustard with rainbow sprinkles on it. It says "Try our Rofpumbo! It's yummy!" on it.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Somewhere, somehow, that is haute cuisine. '''BLUEBRY:''' and that place is the south</blockquote>

*Click on "shopping and clothing" for an extra scene.

===Easter Egg Transcript===

''{cut to a TGS comic}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hey, gals! Let's get ready to shop for clothing that'll make us look SO GOOD!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' omg i wanna go</blockquote>

'''SO-AND-SO:''' A'ight.

'''WHAT'S-HER-FACE:''' A'ight.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' A'igh-

''{a TGS Zarel appears in the comic}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' '''''ZAREL:''' A'ight.''</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' WRONG!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' whatever we'll go to jcrew without you</blockquote>

''{Cut to a scene where Cheerleader is getting impaled by the pencil used to draw the comic}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' ANGRY CO-ILLUSTRATOR'D!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Ow, my filmography!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''Keywords:''' zarel email teen girl squad fanstuff dry heave</blockquote>

==Fun Facts==
*The opening email song is a take on "More Than A Feeling" by Boston.
*Abdi LaRue is actually from Strong Bad Email "some kinda robot."
*Various text chat abbreviations are used during the LOL style scene. Some of these stand for:
:bff - Best friend(s) forever
:nm - Nothing much
:ty - Thank you
:stcu - Shut the crap up
:rofpmbo - Roll on floor puking my brains out (Zarel made this up,

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' no really</blockquote>

it's modified from rofl, which means "rolling on floor laughing"}
*Zarel, when talking about preppy girls, mentions they like shopping, pretty clothing, pretty hair, and vampires. The last statement refers to the ''Twilight'' fanbase, but more along the lines of girls who dream about marrying Edward Cullen or Jacob and being sparkly vampires.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''Somebody'' got stood up! '''BLUEBRY:''' dude, jacob's abs</blockquote>

*Zarel refers to Peppy Hare of the ''Star Fox'' video game series. In ''Star Fox 64,'' Peppy is most known for saying, "Do a barrel roll!"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I cannot ''':I''' hard enough '''CHWOKA:''' <big><big><big>''':I'''</big></big></big></blockquote>

*Zarel calls Abdi "Aldibrand" in the end of the email. This references Aldi Brand Cola, a type of soda in Australia that is a favorite of [[User:Super Sam|Super Sam.]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Now if only he would make more references to jibney...</blockquote>

@@ Line 16: / Line 16: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Thanks! Now I hate Boston.<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' What's there to like? The accent?<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{nasally singing}'' aaaAAAaand she's BUYING a stairWAY to EmaIIIIIL!<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' this reference wouldn't be in here if the song wasn't in guitar hero</blockquote>
 <blockquote class=zarel>
@@ Line 25: / Line 26: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' indie<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' juggalo<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' actually juggalo</blockquote>
 :And i don't want any of that none of the above crap.
 <blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' too bad, it's juggalo</blockquote>
 Censorly,
@@ Line 37: / Line 40: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This joke is like month-old cola.<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' How's that?<br/>'''SKUB:''' IT FELL FLAT<br/>''{Chwoka golf-claps.}''</blockquote>
 '''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Hm...tough choice there, Abdi. Tough choice. ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' I could say I don't really like any of those.
 <blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' I BET IT'S JUGGALO</blockquote>
 Allow me to explain why I dislike all of those styles.
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Can I refuse him this request?</blockquote>
 Let's start now, shall we?
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''{frustrated}'' Oh- didn't the sender say ''not'' to do this? Like, explicitly?<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' This guy should just be honored that Zarel even bothered to check his email</blockquote>
 ''{Cut to The Stick. Homestar and Homeschool are standing there.}''
@@ Line 65: / Line 72: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' The sad part? People actually talk like this.<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' i only do it ironically</blockquote>
 '''HOMESCHOOL:''' Nm, u? ''("En-em. You?")''
@@ Line 75: / Line 83: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Hey Chwoka, you know what houses are made of in New Mexico?<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' I can't guess.<br/>'''SKUB:''' '''STCCO'''<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' ''{dry heave}''</blockquote>
 '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{angrily}'' No u! ''("No you!")''
@@ Line 81: / Line 91: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Please say this doesn't lead into Yellow Dragon Action.<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' I think Homestar's shouting is probably the most ''action'' we're going to see.</blockquote>
 ''{Cut back to the Cappy}''
@@ Line 87: / Line 98: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' Crappy? Cappy? Ah? Ah?<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' oh, also not a style. who knew</blockquote>
 ''{Cut to the Field, where the Poopsmith is shoveling whatsit}''
@@ Line 103: / Line 116: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh come on, he's not emo. He's just a sad sack of depressing fat.<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' also emo kids are thin</blockquote>
 ''{Cut back to the Cappy}''
@@ Line 113: / Line 127: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''''I DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT, LETE ME TELL YOU WHY'''''</blockquote>
 '''TJ:''' Actually I think you have that confused with another style.
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' WOW IT'S THE AUTHOR!!!</blockquote>
 '''ZAREL:''' What? How the crap do people keep getting in my house?
@@ Line 127: / Line 144: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' '''<big>GET IT</big>'''</blockquote>
 what do you mean?
@@ Line 135: / Line 153: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''{dry heave}''<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' ''{wet heave}''<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' This is about as funny as it gets.</blockquote>
 '''TJ:''' ''{facepaw}''
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ghsgsf<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' Amazing. Cyrus managed to write the worst line ever in the history of literature. It's, it's mind boggling.</blockquote>
 Not ''that'' Peppy. I mean like happy.
@@ Line 145: / Line 166: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh no you di-in't girlfriend ''{clicks fingers}''</blockquote>
 '''TJ:''' ''{groan}'' Alright, I'm outta here.
@@ Line 155: / Line 177: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Zarel DaWindragon: Dodging Questions Like a Politicians Since 2010"</blockquote>
 ''{The Paper}''
@@ Line 212: / Line 236: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''Somebody'' got stood up!<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' dude, jacob's abs</blockquote>
 *Zarel refers to Peppy Hare of the ''Star Fox'' video game series. In ''Star Fox 64,'' Peppy is most known for saying, "Do a barrel roll!"
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I cannot ''':I''' hard enough<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' <big><big><big>''':I'''</big></big></big></blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' :I see now you're just trying too hard.</blockquote>
 *Zarel calls Abdi "Aldibrand" in the end of the email. This references Aldi Brand Cola, a type of soda in Australia that is a favorite of [[User:Super Sam|Super Sam.]]
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Now if only he would make more references to jibney...</blockquote>