Noxigar at 22:36, 15 November 2011

2011-11-15T22:36:00Z

Noxigar: And this will be over. And I can move on to the next gauntlet of MFT3K riffs. And salvage the parrot to be actually someone of halfway-decent writing if possible

2011-11-15T22:12:25Z

And this will be over. And I can move on to the next gauntlet of MFT3K riffs. And salvage the parrot to be actually someone of halfway-decent writing if possible

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==About==
Everyone wants to watch a RRR-rated movie.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' ''dang'' that's hardcore '''SKUB:''' Ouch, my breakfast!</blockquote>

The group embarks on their first big task. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What, telling on Strong Bad? Excuse me, Stong bad.</blockquote>

'''CAST:''' Bubs, Coach Z, Marissa, Xaviar, the cheat, Strong bad, Yvonne, Senor Cardgage, Homestar 
'''SETTING:''' The living room, The girls room,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' awesome</blockquote>

the photo booth, The movie theatre, The (indoor) concession stand, the theatre
==Transcript==
''{cuts to the living room, a small orange room with red walls.''

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' ...wh—wha—how '''SKUB:''' It's like they killed color theory and hung its corpse as a warning</blockquote>

''coach z and bubs are pushing a couch off screen. the cheat walks

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' it's really more of a waddle if you think about it</blockquote>

onscreen, holding a purple perch marissa and xaviar are sitting on}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey, missy. Thanks for the twenty bucks!

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah! I needed some more jock straps.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' who doesn't '''SKUB:''' "And let me tell you about ''pants'' there, so and so"</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' ''{jumping off the perch}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' So which one is the bird? '''NACHOMAN:''' this fanstuff old and for the birds</blockquote>

''{disgusted}'' Erm... you're welcome?

''{the two finally push the couch offscreen.}''

'''MARISSA:''' Okay, you can put it down here.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Drop it like it's hot.</blockquote>

''{the cheat lifts up the stand, and puts it on the ground. he pants}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' He pants on the ground, pick he pants up</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Come on! Get in there!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And why should I?

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE OH GOD AGHH</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Fisty says why! ''{the doorway suddenly opens. after a smacking noise is heard, strong bad flies through the door, hitting the ground head first.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Get it? He was beat up by a girl. That's the joke.</blockquote>

''yvonne walks in}''

'''XAVIAR:''' I'm glad you could all make it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you trying to get me to watch some slide show?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Oh, man, I ''never'' do that every year on the same day!" '''CHWOKA:''' A slideshow about global warming.</blockquote>

'''XAVIAR:''' No. Marissa brought up an interesting similarity with you all.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' oh, you have a way with words</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{confused the cheat noises}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{confused nachoman noises}''</blockquote>

'''XAVIAR:''' No. You all want to see ''Axe Gun'', but none of you are senior citisens.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' ''citizens'' also astute observation there champ '''SKUB:''' I prefer ''Axe Gun II: Fists of Blades of Furious''</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' So, with your agreement, you must help us sneak into the movie.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Or else we kill you.</blockquote>

'''XAVIAR:''' Simple. I've made a little list of things for you all to get.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Number One: Axe Gun.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' I am not going shopping.

'''XAVIAR:''' These are all things you should be able to get easily. ''{points at marissa}'' You get

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' your rifle</blockquote>

a tan sun hat, some red lipstick, and some fancy-schmancy outfit on.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' "probably from some fancy store like kmart"</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' Will red nail polish work?

'''XAVIAR:''' You're putting it on your lips.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i think this is a joke of some sort</blockquote>

''{points at yvonne}'' You, get a frying pan, a butter knife, and a brown fedora.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' ffffffffFFFFFFFFF'''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF''' '''SKUB:''' Bluebry, I'm so sorry</blockquote>

Oh, and undo your pony tail.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' KEL I HAVE AN IDEA BUT I NEED THREE ORANGES, A FEATHER, AND SOME GOAT'S BLOOD. MEET ME AT GOOD BURGER.</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Consider it done.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "but just consider it done because i'm not taking orders from a freaking bird"</blockquote>

'''XAVIAR:''' ''{points at the cheat}'' Go steal homestars worker

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Fake Character Email Homestars Worker</blockquote>

outfit, and buy a black wig from bubs.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' An ''african-american'' wig.</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{excited meh}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Now ''that's'' an oxymoron!</blockquote>

'''XAVIAR:''' ''{points at strong bad}'' And you are in charge of an oversized tan trench coat,

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' "so the kids find you trustworthy"</blockquote>

and your 'nun-chuck gun'.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' But that nunchuck gun doesn't take orders from anybody!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dangeresque never goes u-

'''MARISSA:''' You aren't in your sunglasses.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' They're transition lenses. They're not ''always'' sunglasses!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um...

'''XAVIAR:''' Just get to work.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' WATCH ME WORK '''TALKING HEADS REFERENCE COUNT: 2''' '''SKUB:''' Wow, only 2? Good job, Chwoka! You get a Chwoka treat. ''{Skub tosses a Chwoka treat in the air and Chwoka eats it whole.}''</blockquote>

''{cuts to the girls room. yvonne is sitting patiently on the bed, digging through a purple purse. marissa is throwing sun hats out of the closet.}''

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' I imagine it's like the theme song to The Mary Tyler Moore Show, only over and over again.</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' There she is! ''{stops throwing sun hat, picks up a tan sun hat. a small red feather is on it.}'' Will this work?

'''YVONNE:''' Most likely.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Indubitably!</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' Hey, why are you looking through my purse?!?

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' It's a mugging.</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Trying to find your lipstick. ''{throwing the items she mentions out of the purse}'' Red siccors,

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' ''scissors?'' '''SKUB:''' Succors?!?!?!? '''NACHOMAN:''' SCUABABLALLAISSAZORS??</blockquote>

red diary, my wallet, purple lipstick, spare computer mouse, ah! ''{picks up a small silver container}'' Here it is!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Well, women sure do like makeup, right</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' Thanks! ''{grabs the container}'' Now, what will we use for a fancy outfit?

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Well, considering most characters don't even have pants, you're one step ahead of the game!</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Hm... ''{gets off the bed, walks over to the closet}'' Put on your dark red short sleeve, and your long red skirt. ''{kneels down towards the closet, begins sifting through a pile of toys}'' Now wheres that stupid frying pan?

'''MARISSA:''' Maybe in the kitchen...?

'''YVONNE:''' ''{looks at marissa}'' Shut up! ''{walks offscreen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' DON'T PATRONIZE ME '''CHWOKA:''' THIS IS ARE CONTRY</blockquote>

''{cuts to the photo booth. strong bad is there. he takes a large tan trench coat off of a coat rack.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Wh—what</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder why we need this. It's too big for me, even!

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' No, it's intimidating, because they see a big coat on a little guy and they're like, "Woah! Little guy in a big coat, soemthing's going down here."</blockquote>

''{the cheat walks in. he is wearing a black wig, and a blue/white outfit}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' In fact, why do we need the wig?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{normal the cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, were any of us even asked to get a camel?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I get it.</blockquote>

''{cuts back to the living room. everyone is there, with what they need}''

'''XAVIAR:''' Now lets put these on. Marissa, put on the sunhat, lipstick, and outfit. Yvonne, cut yourself,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' and end it all, right here, right now.</blockquote>

put on the black wig, fedora, and trench coat.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' "perfect, just say you're a 40s-era detective and by law they HAVE to let us into the movie"</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' You expect me to cut myself?!?

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' In the eye, yes.</blockquote>

'''XAVIAR:''' Just enough to leave a mark.

'''YVONNE:''' ''{grumbles}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Tell me why this is necessary and I swear to God, I'll find you and give you five dollars. '''NACHOMAN:''' "Now roll around in this mud with the other girl while I get out my camera"</blockquote>

'''XAVIAR:''' Strong bad, take the leg portion of the trench coat.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why can't she carry me around?

'''XAVIAR:''' 'Cause you'd be spotted almost instantaneously, while yvonne is virtually unknown.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' This is the hilarity.</blockquote>

The cheat, put on the-

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' bus, Gus?</blockquote>

''{the camera zooms in on the cheat, who's wearing the outfit. the camera zooms back out.}''

'''XAVIAR:''' Erm... ok. Go, go GO, people!

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!</blockquote>

''{everyone runs offscreen.}''

''{cuts to outside the ciniplex.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''cinep''—okay, according to Firefox neither spellings are actual words. So never mind. For all I know you got it right! C minus.</blockquote>

''everyone is there, in costume.}''

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Everybody will leave at exactly th ''{Skub whacks Chwoka on the nose with a newspaper.}''</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Hey, what did we need the frying pan for?

'''XAVIAR:''' I wanted to see this too, so I need something to distract the ticket man.

'''MARISSA:''' Okay. I'll go first. ''{walks into the theater}''

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' <big><big><big><big>'''''THE ACTION NEVER STOPS'''''</big></big></big></big></blockquote>

''{cuts to senor cardgage at the ticket counter. marissa comes in}''

'''MARISSA:''' ''{with a movie star-esque faked voice}'' Excuse me, big boy. Would you let a pretty lady into that scary movie for free? I ''am'' ''{flutters her eyelashes}'' the star of it.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh, you ''tease''</blockquote>

'''SENOR CADGAGE:''' I'm sorry, belinda. Only the movie stars can enter for free.

'''MARISSA:''' Did you even hear me?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Come on in.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' It's not. It's not like that.</blockquote>

''{lifts up the rope. marissa walks in. yvonne walks in. she holds up the 'nunchuck gun, facing senor}''

'''YVONNE:''' Growl!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' All I can think of now is the girl in grade school who ''knew'' she was a tiger, and then in high school you finally saw her again and now she's wearing a fake tail.</blockquote>

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{indifferently}'' Aaaaah. ''{puts his hands over his head. yvonne walks into the theatre}''

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, they're going to see a play?</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{walks in}'' ''{curious the cheat noises}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Hey there, hamster.

'''XAVIAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' Kaboom!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Wrong sound effect there, buddie</blockquote>

''{the frying pan flies onscreen, knocking out cardgage.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' my favorite character ;_;</blockquote>

xaviar flies onscreen. he high-fives the cheat. the two walk offscreen}''

''{cuts to an indoor concession stand. homestar is in the stand, wearing a large sheet of blue construction paper.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Okay, so at the very least he got Homestar's character right. Excuse me, ''homestar''.</blockquote>

''the five walk in}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Welcome to movieplex theaters.

'''YVONNE:''' Two medium popcorns,

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' and a microphone.</blockquote>

and five smoothies, please.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' "WE DO NOT WANT TO CHOOSE THE SIZE AND FLAVOR OF THE SMOOTHIE THOUGH THAT IS TOO MUCH PRESSUUUUUUUUUUURE"</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{puts a few items on the counter}'' That will be ten dollars.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''BLUEBRY:''' you've never been to a movie theater before. in a real theater that would cost you at least 80.</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' You can pay us back tomorrow.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' you see it's funny because i forgot</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay!

''{the five pick up the popcorn and drinks, and walk off screen. cuts to inside a darkened theatre. marissa and the cheat are ducking behind their seats. yvonne is watching the movie with awe. strong bad is out of the costume, wide eyed and scared. xaviar is smiling. suddenly, the whole frame begins flashing red}''

'''ALL FIVE:''' AAAAH!

''{the screen fades to black}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I can only assume there was a fire. I can only hope.</blockquote>
==Fun Facts==
*Marissa being asked to get a sun hat is because she has a weakness for them.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What is a sun hat, anyhow? Bluebry, you're gay, you know these things. '''BLUEBRY:''' beats me</blockquote>

*Yvonne was in charge of the knife and frying pan, because she is known as a cook.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' I don't know about you, but I have a permanent association between Yvonne and cooking. Now I eat all of my meat raw.</blockquote>

*Strong bad's nunchuck-gun is a reference to the sbemail Dangeresque 2.
*The cheat is known as a thief.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I know! He's such a... oh, what's the word? Liar? No, no... ''Phony''? Dangit, it's on the tip of my tongue. '''NACHOMAN:''' I'm still hung up on why the one girl needed to cut her arm...</blockquote>

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Noxigar at 22:36, 15 November 2011

Noxigar: And this will be over. And I can move on to the next gauntlet of MFT3K riffs. And salvage the parrot to be actually someone of halfway-decent writing if possible