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2011-11-14T22:03:11Z

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Noxigar at 22:00, 14 November 2011

2011-11-14T22:00:34Z

Noxigar: Created page with '==About== Yvonne goes to the 'pet store' for a new pet.
'''BLUEBRY:''' well now that it's in quotes it just sounds suspicious
'''SKUB:''' "You wan...'

2011-11-14T21:26:15Z

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==About==
Yvonne goes to the 'pet store' for a new pet.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' well now that it's in quotes it just sounds suspicious '''SKUB:''' "You want a normal rabbit or a semi-automatic... rabbit?"</blockquote>

Marissa meets Strong Sad and Marzipan. 
'''CAST:''' Yvonne, Marissa, The cheat, Strong bad, Bubs, Xaviar, Strong sad (mentioned), Marzipan(mentioned) 
'''SETTING:''' The grill, The field, Bub's concession stand (outside and inside),

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' Backwards and front, and they rejoin themselves, moving in every direction. '''NACHOMAN:''' Chwoka, is that a Talking Heads reference? '''CHWOKA:''' ...technically it's David Byrne, 1981.</blockquote>

The stick
==Transcript==
''{cuts to Marissa and Yvonnes room. the two are sleeping on turned over kitchen chairs. yvonne gets up, and leaves the room. cuts to the kitchen.''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' Where women belong. '''SKUB:''' Oh, Chwoka, never change!</blockquote>

''Yvonne walks in, and grabs a cup of coffee on the counter. she then notices the cheat, apparently asleep on the table}''

'''YVONNE:''' Good morning, cheesy.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' speak of the devil</blockquote>

''{two second pause}'' Um... the cheat?

''{the screen pans to yvonnes eyes. the camera slowly zooms in}''

'''YVONNE:''' ''{thinking}'' I thought the cheat was dead.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' this got gritty ''fast''</blockquote>

So I did the only logical thing to do at this point; totally

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' TOTALLY! ''{calls his girlfriends back in the 80s}''</blockquote>

call the

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' morgue</blockquote>

docter.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' ''doctor'' '''CHWOKA:''' Docter, docter Give me the news! I've got a bad case of constant errors!</blockquote>

''{zooms back out. Yvonne pours her coffee on the cheat, whom instantaneously wakes up}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' HINT: only use "whom" if you could potentially substitute "him" or "her," with a minimum of rephrasing. "Him instantaneously wakes up" makes no sense. '''COW LEG:''' RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{painful the cheat noises}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' OH GOD MY EARS</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Good morning to you, too.

''{zooms back in to yvonnes eyes}''

'''YVONNE:''' ''{thinking}'' And I totally didn't waste my decaf.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' Isn't decaf supposed to be non-energizing? '''SKUB:''' I think this is like how dumb people say "well caffeine makes ME sleepy".</blockquote>

''{zooms back out}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed the cheat noises}''

'''YVONNE:''' Well, I didn't mean to wake you! I thought you were dead!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{bargaining noises}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' so now they're.. bartering? '''CHWOKA:''' For their eternal souls, yes. '''SKUB:''' Next up: ACCEPTANCE</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Forgetting the whole ordeal would be better. Forgiveness? ''{holds out her hand}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{happy the cheat noises}'' ''{shakes yvonnes hand}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Anti-climactic, planetary, planetary, anti-climactic. '''SKUB:''' Truly the race barrier has been brought down on this historic day</blockquote>

''{marissa walks in}''

'''MARISSA:''' I just had the weirdest dream. What do you think coffee covered cheese would taste like?

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' it would taste like ''coffee covered cheese''</blockquote>

''{everyone pauses for a second. then the cheat and Yvonne quickly get into another argument, with the two yelling incoherently.}''

'''MARISSA:''' Wow. This house is al''ready'' disfunctional!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''dysfunctional'' '''CHWOKA:''' em''pha''sis is a ''hu''ge, im''p''ort''ant'' par''t'' of spe''ec''h, ''bu''t you p''r''o''b''a''b''l''y'' sho''uld''n'''''t o''ve''r d''o'' it.</blockquote>

''{a loud noise is suddenly heard.}'' WAAGH! What's happening!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' And Who's The Boss?</blockquote>

''{runs offscreen}''

''{cuts to outside the grill. strong bad is knocking on the lid of the grill.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The cheat! I totally have the videogame that I didn't hide from you!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' VIDEO GAME '''SKUB:''' VIDEO GAME '''BLUEBRY:''' VIDEO GAME '''CHWOKA:''' VIDEO GAME '''BLUEBRY:''' VIDEO GAME '''NACHOMAN:''' i never got what was so funny about that meme anyway</blockquote>

''{the lid opens. marissa climbs out of the grill}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Get up out of my grill!</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' What are you doing!?!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' he is knocking on the grill and he doesn't need a reason because ''this is america'' '''SKUB:''' There are absolutely ''no'' amendments against this and don't you dare try to check.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... waking up the cheat?

'''MARISSA:''' It was like an earthquake in there!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Too soon.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' You haven't ever been waken up by strong mad.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' astute observation there</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' And another thing...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hold on a second.

'''MARISSA:''' What?

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're beginning to sound like mom.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' ...wait...not like "my mom"</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' Sounding like mom

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' the-they're related '''SKUB:''' ABORT MISSION, PLEASE</blockquote>

is nothing compared to not being able to sleep! What about furniture? We had to sleep on chairs!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' You idiots, those chairs were decorative only!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just grind up a pencil, and go over to bubs!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Bubs doesn't deserve capital letters or an apostrophe. He must be so sad. '''SKUB:''' "And then make him ''bleed''"</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' What?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bub's

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Bub is</blockquote>

takes pencil shavings as currency.

'''MAIRSSA:''' Who's bubs?

'''STRONG BAD:''' The blue guy at the consession

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' ''concession'' '''CHWOKA:''' A place where Bubs generally just concedes to anything you ask of him.</blockquote>

stand. It's right over the-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' moon. '''SKUB:''' EEEEEDGE</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' I can find a concession stand on my own, thank you. ''{walks offscreen to the left}''

''{the cheat flies out of the grill lid. yvonne climbs out, covered in scratches}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah, what ha-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Catfight.</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' WE. NEED. FURNITURE!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' !!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Calm down! Just take this ''{holds up a bad of pencil shavings,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' THESE ARE THE BADDEST PENCIL SHAVINGS</blockquote>

''and tosses it to yvonne}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' walking-around money</blockquote>

and follow me.

''{yvonne opens the bag, and looks in it}''

'''YVONNE:''' Wha-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Wait, wasn't the bag, like, plastic? Why couldn't she see inside of it? THE LOGIC DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Never mind. ''{walks offscreen to the right. Yvonne follows}''

''{cuts to bub's concession stand. bubs is standing there. The sign reads 'pets - 50% off!'.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I'll take the front half, thank you.</blockquote>

''Yvonne and strong bad walk onscreen.}''

'''YVONNE:''' Um... Who ''are'' you?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs. he's a lonely old guy with no life.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' way to say it right in front of his face ''you monster'' '''SKUB:''' I know ''somebody'' who would agree!!! Please, read Coach Z Emails :3</blockquote>

'''BUBS:''' I havent seen you before!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This is how Bubs talks.</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Hello! I'm... Um... Simone U. Dono.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' seymour butz</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Righ- wait, I didn't know you sell pets!

'''BUBS:''' They're in the basement.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' "where screams can't be heard"</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' A pet would be nice... do you take ''{holds up the bag}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "bullets to the head? If not, FILL UP THE BAG"</blockquote>

pencil shavings?

'''BUBS:''' It's on the list! ''{checks the bag}'' With this many, I'll let you get... a pet, and... two large pieces of furniture,

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' how convenient</blockquote>

or a homestar.

'''YVONNE:''' Perfect!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "I've always wanted a Homestar!"</blockquote>

I'd like to see your pet selection!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' B-but, you came here for furniture...</blockquote>

'''BUBS:''' Right this way! ''{presses a button. a round patch of grass yvonne and strong bad are on lowers}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' what doe—i don't even know what that means '''CHWOKA:''' You know risers? Those are like that, only exactly the opposite. '''SKUB:''' Lookin' like a fool with yo patch of grass on the ground</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Cool.

''{cuts to a large grey room. many cages with birds are seen all around. the round patch of grass comes down. yvonne and strong bad stepp off''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' "Bring it On: Yvonne and Strong Bad Stepp Off"</blockquote>

''it. bubs walks in}''

'''BUBS:''' Just tell me if you find one you like.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Remember, you pay by the hour!"</blockquote>

''{walks off screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah, he has scorpions? ''{runs offscreen}''

'''???:''' ''{scraggley voice}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Now let me tell you a story...</blockquote>

Psst. Hey, missy.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' "got some candy in my van over here"</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Huh? Who's there?

'''???:''' Over here.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' There, and everywhere.</blockquote>

''{yvonne walks to the right. the screen pans quickly to a rainbow bird}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Then the cameraman vomits from motion sickness.</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Was that you?

'''???:''' Yes. You need to get me out of here! I can't stand it here!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' he thinks he's people</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Who are you?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "A victim of the ''maaan''"</blockquote>

'''XAVIAR:''' Xaviar. Just get me out of here!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' "get me out of the ''basement of screams''"</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' I do have enough to buy a pet...

'''XAVIAR:''' Please! It's either me, or that red potato guy

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' he has a ''name''</blockquote>

gets a scorpio-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'm a ''Leo''</blockquote>

''{cuts to the front of the concession stand yvonne is standing in front of it, with xaviar on her arm.}''

'''YVONNE:''' I'd like to buy this bird.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' So she can FLIP IT. '''CHWOKA:''' This joke is going so hard over Zoo's head it's tearing his scalp off.</blockquote>

'''BUBS:''' Will that be all?

'''YVONNE:''' I would also like to small beds.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' not for me, i small bed-ed yesterday</blockquote>

'''BUBS:''' I repeat; will that be all?

'''YVONNE:''' Yes.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "I '''SAID''', WILL THAT BEA LL?!?"</blockquote>

'''BUBS:''' The beds will be transported to your adress.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' ''address'' '''SKUB:''' Bubs is on the cusp of current technology!</blockquote>

Where do you live?

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' this dialogue is like if robots took over the world...</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Um... in a grill...

'''BUBS:''' I know exactly where your talking about!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' <code>"I Googled it in my head."</code></blockquote>

Enjoy your new pet!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' <code>"Before we eradicate their species from the earth."</code></blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Thank you! ''{walks off screen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' <code>"And hail robots."</code> '''SKUB:''' <code>"Thank you customer! We will come for you last!!"</code></blockquote>

''{cuts to the stick. marissa is sitting there. yvonne walks onscreen, with xaviar flying close by.}''

'''YVONNE:''' Hey, Marissa!

'''MARISSA:''' Aw, what a cute bird!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I'll hug it and love it and call it George! '''SKUB:''' Tell me bout the rabbits, George</blockquote>

'''XAVIAR:''' I do have ''some'' dignity.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' But not mdesty. Put some clothes on already, you ''perv''.</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' Um...

'''YVONNE:''' How was your day?

'''MARISSA:''' Good!

'''YVONNE:''' What'd you do?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''THE ACTION STOPS: NEVER'''</blockquote>

''{the camera angle turns. marissa is hiding a book labled''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' ''labeled''</blockquote>

'''poetry book' behind her back. 'from strong sad and marzipan' is written on it}''

'''MARISSA:''' Oh, much of nothing.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' "now let's break for tea"</blockquote>

''{the camera turns back}'' What's with the talking bird?

'''XAVIAR:''' Bubs was holding me hostage!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "He has my family! Why aren't we going back?!"</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' He owns a pet store.

'''XAVIAR:''' So? It was pure torture there!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' "in the ''basement of screams''"</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' I see you are having a weird day, too?

'''YVONNE:''' You have no idea.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' That wasn't quite weird enough to justify this line, unless these people lead very dull mononous repetitive days.</blockquote>

''{the screen fades to black}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''symbolic of the death overcoming the town}''</blockquote>

==Easter Eggs==
None.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "Go away."</blockquote>
==Fun Facts==
*Simone U. Dono is a play on 'someone you don't know'.
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' amanda love-n-kiss</blockquote>

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 *Simone U. Dono is a play on 'someone you don't know'.
 <blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' amanda love-n-kiss</blockquote>
-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Well, this riff wasn't as bad as the previous. Although there was only one good thing: Chwoka making a funny remark about motion sickness and the cameraman vomiting.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Well, this riff wasn't as bad as the previous. Although there was only one good thing: Chwoka making a funny remark about motion sickness and the cameraman vomiting. OH well. Skullbuggy was his usual "make me laugh while angry at him for being mildly irritating," and Nacho missed the point again. Also, Bluebry's repetition's getting gritty ''fast''. Kinda like their one-liner for the entire fanstuff in general.</blockquote>

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Noxigar at 22:00, 14 November 2011

Noxigar: Created page with '==About== Yvonne goes to the 'pet store' for a new pet. '''BLUEBRY:''' well now that it's in quotes it just sounds suspicious'''SKUB:''' "You wan...'

Noxigar: Created page with '==About== Yvonne goes to the 'pet store' for a new pet.
'''BLUEBRY:''' well now that it's in quotes it just sounds suspicious
'''SKUB:''' "You wan...'