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Noxigar at 00:50, 14 November 2011

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==About==
The four meet each other. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' There is a conflict and resolution. '''BLUEBRY:''' there is a climax around the end somewhere</blockquote>

'''CAST:''' Strong bad, The cheat, Homestar, Yvonne, Marissa 
'''LOCATION:''' The hammock, the field(cage trap),

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' CAGE MATCH</blockquote>

The KOT's castle, The cheats grill
==Transcript==
''{the screen shows a hammock hung between two trees. Strong bad is relaxing in the hammock, wearing sunglasses. the cheat is curled up next to the tree. both look relaxed.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Why do people get on Bluebry's butt for not capitalizing when there's ''this'' mess?</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the life, eh, The cheat?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''Cheat'' '''CHWOKA:''' No, it's not. This is the death.</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{hapy''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Forgot a p there buddy '''NACHOMAN:''' That's about six errors since the start of the transcript. I'm liking this already!</blockquote>

''the cheat noises}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' 7, 8...</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' First, we got our new computer, than

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' 'then''</blockquote>

our tiger trap worked-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' of course. every household needs a working tiger trap</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{confused the cheat noises}''

''{zoom in on strong bads face}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' the tension is immense</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{faces the cheat, takes off his sunglasses}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' this got gritty ''fast''</blockquote>

No, I mean the giant cage in the field. You even made me buy the cage!

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' DON'T BACK OUT OF THIS, JIMMY!</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angered the cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it was a trick answer.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Well, it stands to reason that if you can have trick questions, you can also have trick answers.</blockquote>

No matter who bought it, ''{zooms back out quickly, stong bad''

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' more like '''THONG''' bad</blockquote>

''relaxes again}'' his wallet paid for the cage and more!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i have no idea what's going on in this story</blockquote>

''{cuts to the field. a large dog cage is there, with a wooden plank on it, with 'free marshmalows' written on it poorly in pink paint. homestar is trapped inside the cage, in what appears to be a very uncomfortable position.}''

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' ''If you know what I mean''</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Um, guys? I'm very uncomfortable! And I still can't find the marshmallows!

''{two marshmallows fly onscreen,''

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Holy crap, flying marshmallows!</blockquote>

''landing just outside the cage. cuts back to the original view}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now we have nothing to do but ''{pulls a cold on''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Put a cold on, it's hot outside!</blockquote>

''out of hammerspace}'' drink cold ones all day long!

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' You'd pass out before you finished.</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{approving the cheat noises}''

''{two shadows begin fading in, some screams are heard. eventually, marissa and yvonne fall on the cheat, one by one. as the cheat makes scared the cheat noises and runs offscreen, strong bad suddenly looks at them, his sun glasses falling off}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' And homestarrunner.com was never the same </blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' WAAGH! Who the crap are you guys!

'''MARISSA:''' ''{slowly getting up, rubbing her head}'' Oh, where am I?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "All I can see are clouds that look like cinnamon buns and the same 7 green lumps!" '''NACHOMAN:''' "I have all these wacky adventures for my characters, but I need a way to introduce them. I know! '''They fell from the sky for no reason!'''"</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' In the middle of ruining my perfect day. ''{turns head}'' How did you even get here<nowiki>}''</nowiki>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' yeah guys<nowiki>}''</nowiki></blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' Um... Are you from that U.S.A. contry,

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Country, County, Contry. </blockquote>

or something.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Well it doesn't look like Marissa is from ''this'' "contry." '''NACHOMAN:''' I want to make a joke about Comrade Bad from the USSR but I'm just too sad </blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{eye lids lower}''

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Eye lids higher!</blockquote>

Um, yeah. You're in that 'U.S.A. country'.

'''MARISSA:''' Then how did we get here?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Because Strong Bad would know ''{Skub begins forcibly restraining Chwoka, who is struggling with all his might.}'' '''NACHOMAN:''' What are you doing? '''SKUB:''' If I let up, then— ''{Chwoka breaks free}'' '''CHWOKA:''' NCE IN A LIFETIME WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS ''{Skub slaps Chwoka, who stops.}''</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' I suspect a catauplt

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Headlines: English language massacred, 'French is next'</blockquote>

or an airplane.

'''YVONNE:''' Too... many... salted peanuts...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Too... many... forced jokes...</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' So, do you know if there's a hotel around here?

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' No, but there is a brothel. An empty one, but still.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' I could always force the cheat to let you use the guest room in his grill.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave! Because you'll be, like, wedged in there.</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' ''{getting up, gripping her stomach}''

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Then she vomits.</blockquote>

Where are we?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' that U.S.A. contry</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:''' Almost in a grill, apparently.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' YOU IN THE GRILL</blockquote>

''{facing strong bad}'' How do you expect us to live in a grill?!?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' That's just so ''improbable''!!!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, it's apparently a mansion that looks like a grill.

'''YVONNE:''' Is that physically posible?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Laws of physics, prove me wong!!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groans}'' Follow me.

''{cuts to the king of towns castle. The cheat is curled up on a wall, looking mortified. Strong bad, the cheat, and yvonne walk in. the cheat screams}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "THEIR EYES ARE FILLED WITH BLOODLUST"</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Calm down, the cheat! They're not here to hurt you!

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' They're here to take you to the farm, where you can run and play forever!</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Aw...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, these guys-

'''MARISSA:''' Girls.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' It's kinda bad when a woman-crazed guy like Strong Bad mistakes you for a dude </blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' -got launched off a catapult-

'''MARISSA:''' Fell off a plane.

'''STRONG BAD:''' -And are some how here now.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Are you sure it wasn't a skydiving accident? Or, like, attempted murder?</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{inquizitive the cheat sounds}''

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' This method of transcribing The Cheat will get old ''fast''.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're the only person with a guest room in this entire series!

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I SAID SO ALRIGHT</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{intrigued the cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Pay you?!? How much?!?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' can't strong bad just let them fend for themselves and die in the blizzard</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{holds out right arm}'' ''{smarmy the cheat noises}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' The Cheat, I'm pretty sure this is a ''kid's'' cartoon. I don't think you can ''say'' that!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{poorly acting reluctantly}'' Oh man. If I have to pay that much... ''{holds out a bag labeled 'fresh pencil shavings}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{excited the cheat noises}'' ''{runs offscreen}''

'''MARISSA:''' Pencil shavings?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' No, but it's a ''joke'' from the cartoon</blockquote>

''{cuts to a small peacock room.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' A what now '''CHWOKA:''' The NBC room, where they think of new and exciting ways to ruin their public image.</blockquote>

''the floors are a sea foam.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''Phew''! I was afraid my immersion into the Homestar Runner universe would be ruined. '''CHWOKA:''' I'm on a sea foam diet; If I see foam, I eat it!</blockquote>

''strong bad opens the door, and the three walk in.}''

'''YVONNE:''' What's wrong with physics today?

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Well, water has been running upwards since noon.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is your room. Unpack your bags, and get out of my life.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh, if i could only say the same things</blockquote>

'''MARISSA:'' ''{angered}'' We have no bags.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' I thought all girls had bags. ''{Boooo}''</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Not my fault. ''{leaves}''

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Like a tree.</blockquote>

'''YVONNE:''' Um... where's the ''{zooms out, shows the room is empty.}'' furniture? ''{furniture echos}''

'''MARISSA:''' Cool. ECHO! ''{echos}''

'''YVONNE:''' Back on topic, ''{zooms back in}'' what will we sleep on?

'''MARISSA:''' Um...

''{the screen quickly changes to marissa and yvonne sleeping on some wooden kitchen chairs turned over.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' And that's where we end. No, really. '''NACHOMAN:''' "I was going to write more but I couldn't see through the tears of pure joy in my eyes"</blockquote>

==Easter Eggs==
*After seven seconds, the following plays:
**'''MARISSA:''' ''{half asleep}'' Back... in... pain...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You know, it would be much easier to sleep on the floor. Maybe you could have spared a slipped disc.</blockquote>

==Fun Facts==
*'Tiger trap' is a reference to Calvin and Hobbes, a fameous comic strip.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' ''famous''</blockquote>

*The room echo only appears when the camera is zoomed out.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' In what universe is this a ''fun'' fact? </blockquote>

*Marissa yelling echo is a reference to 'Finding Nemo,' when Dory yells the same thing into a trench.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Yeah, her and everybody who's ever climbed a mountain.</blockquote>

*'...in the entire series!' is a reference to breaking the fourth wall.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' BECAUSE THERE'S BEEN ONLY ONE EPISODE!!!< '''CHWOKA:''' Can it really be a ''reference'' to breaking the fourth wall? '''BLUEBRY:''' stop thinking so much about this or you will break your brain/blockquote>

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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' BECAUSE THERE'S BEEN ONLY ONE EPISODE!!!<<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' Can it really be a ''reference'' to breaking the fourth wall?<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' stop thinking so much about this or you will break your brain/blockquote></blockquote>
 <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Something tells me I want to delete this end bit but again that's violating riffing protocol.<br/>
-''{Noxigar adds a "</blockquote>" at the end of Bluebry's statement.}''<br/>
+''{Noxigar adds a "<nowiki></blockquote></nowiki>" at the end of Bluebry's statement.}''<br/>
 '''NOXIGAR:''' But this isn't!</blockquote>

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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' BECAUSE THERE'S BEEN ONLY ONE EPISODE!!!<<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' Can it really be a ''reference'' to breaking the fourth wall?<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' stop thinking so much about this or you will break your brain/blockquote></blockquote>
 <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Something tells me I want to delete this end bit but again that's violating riffing protocol.<br/>
-''{Noxigar adds a "</blockquote" at the end}''<br/>
+''{Noxigar adds a "</blockquote>" at the end of Bluebry's statement.}''<br/>
 '''NOXIGAR:''' But this isn't!</blockquote>

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 *'...in the entire series!' is a reference to breaking the fourth wall.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' BECAUSE THERE'S BEEN ONLY ONE EPISODE!!!<<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' Can it really be a ''reference'' to breaking the fourth wall?<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' stop thinking so much about this or you will break your brain/blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' BECAUSE THERE'S BEEN ONLY ONE EPISODE!!!<<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' Can it really be a ''reference'' to breaking the fourth wall?<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' stop thinking so much about this or you will break your brain/blockquote></blockquote>
-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Something tells me I want to delete this end bit but again that's violating riffing protocol.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Something tells me I want to delete this end bit but again that's violating riffing protocol.<br/>

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