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Noxigar: /* Characters */ Did I forget something here? Oh, looks like I did.

2011-11-12T06:04:43Z

‎Characters: Did I forget something here? Oh, looks like I did.

Noxigar: and this is only the main page, mind you. Now back to something serious.

2011-11-12T06:01:18Z

and this is only the main page, mind you. Now back to something serious.

Noxigar: before I butcher this as I did the other MFT3K stuff before it

2011-11-12T05:52:32Z

before I butcher this as I did the other MFT3K stuff before it

New page

= Opening Comments=

'''CHWOKA:''' I'm surprised it took us until our second season to riff on Zoo.

'''SKUB:''' Is that because you're a sad, sad, husk of a man?

'''CHWOKA:''' Ooh, good one! NachoMan, response?

'''NACHOMAN:''' What?

'''CHWOKA:''' Well, you have to keep sharp around here.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ...being empty is better than being so filled with fat?

'''CHWOKA:''' Really, NachoMan? Really?

'''NACHOMAN:''' What did I do?!

'''CHWOKA:''' Get out. Get out now.

''{NachoMan walks out. Skub turns to Bluebry.}''

'''SKUB:''' Hi Bluebry!!

''{NachoMan reenters wearing Bluebry's skin and blood is dripping all about}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh hey guys it's me bluebry the funny guy

'''SKUB:''' Hi Bluebry!!

'''CHWOKA:''' Great! Hey, Blubry, SkullB just called me a sad, sad husk of a man. What is our response?

'''NACHOMAN:''' Being empty is better than being so full of ''fat''!

''{Everybody laughs. Fade to black.}''

= X Is The New Y =
''The following is a still-active fanstuff. The following is the revision as on 00:16, 12 February 2010 (UTC)''

X is the new Y

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Why is he using html instead of wikicode? '''SKUB:''' WYSIWYG? More like BS</blockquote>

is a fanstuff

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''NACHOMAN:''' in the loosest sense of the word</blockquote>

with a name not relating to the show in the slightest.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Which is one of the hallmarks of the greatest things ever written. See: A Tale of Two Cities, Catch-22, Fahrenheit 451, etc '''SKUB:''' "Consider me the Andy Warhol of fanstuff"</blockquote>

I'd normally give a rambely intro, but not this time!

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''SKUB:''' oh thank ''god'' I might have missed out on some "rambeling" </blockquote>

==Episodes==
#[[/1|Interloping]]
#[[/2|Pets]]
#[[/3|Stupid bird]]
#[[/4|The three rs]]

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Reading, Riting, and Mathematics. '''SKUB:''' Chwoka's a reet</blockquote>

==Characters==
http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/images/9/91/Thegroup.PNG

<blockquote class=mft3k><center>SO MFT3K CREW, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS PICTURE?</center>'''CHWOKA:''' Is Strong Bad melting? '''SKUB:''' ''haaaAAAAGGH'' '''BLUEBRY:''' the rainbow bird looks like a cereal mascot '''NACHOMAN:''' words cannot describe the horror before me</blockquote>

Marissa: A smart, quiet girl with a lot on her mind. Easily identifiable by her pink hair and 3/4, 1/4 shirt.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' And her eyes the size of the sun. How does she even fit her eyelids over those? '''SKUB:''' She's probably like a shark and blinks upside down. And probably eats seals.</blockquote>

Has a crippling weakness for sun hats.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' ''but an even more crippling weakness for the '''sun'''''</blockquote>

Yvonne: A perky girl ready to join groups without fear. Easily identifiable by her favorite green shirts.

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''SKUB:''' Made of astroturf, apparently. '''NACHOMAN:''' "also easily identifiable by looking exactly like Marissa but with different hair"</blockquote>

Xaviar: The planner of the group, despite his (literal) bird brain.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I get it.</blockquote>

Comes up with blue prints and plans for all your ideas. Very easy to identify.

Stong Bad

<blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' MORE LIKE ''STUNG'' BAD OOOOOOOOOOOOOH '''SKUB:''' How do you type with ''boxing gloves '''on'''''</blockquote>

and The Cheat: You should know them.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' The Cheat's the bird, right</blockquote>

= Closing Comments =

''{Chwoka walks in, and grabs a cup of coffee on the counter. He then notices Nachoman, apparently asleep on the table.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Good morning, Cheesy. Um... Nachoman?

''{The screen pans to Chwoka's eyes. The camera slowly zooms in.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' I thought Nachoman was dead.

'''BLUEBRY:''' this whole thing is dead ;_;

'''CHWOKA:''' Nobody will ever see what we have done here, ever again, from this point moving forward. There is no audience, no net of loving fans. We used to be critically acclaimed, but now there aren't even critics. It's just us four, Sephiroth, Remolay, and Noxigar. No more Joshua, no more Shadow Scythe, no more Im a Bell, no more JCM. Nobody. And why should they look? Why and how would they know there's new MFT3K out? Would they still care enough to look?

''{Then, Chwoka remembers that this episode was actually started on the HRFWiki! Oh, Chwoka, you're so chronologically confused!}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Fat joke!

'''SKUB:''' Snappy comeback!

''{Skub cries a lot.}''

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 <blockquote class=mft3k><center>SO MFT3K CREW, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS PICTURE?</center>'''CHWOKA:''' Is Strong Bad melting?<br/>'''SKUB:''' ''haaaAAAAGGH''<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' the rainbow bird looks like a cereal mascot<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' words cannot describe the horror before me</blockquote>
 <b>Marissa:</b> A smart, quiet girl with a lot on her mind. Easily identifiable by her pink hair and 3/4, 1/4 shirt.
 <blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' And her eyes the size of the sun. How does she even fit her eyelids over those?<br/>'''SKUB:''' She's probably like a shark and blinks upside down. And probably eats seals.</blockquote>
 Has a crippling weakness for sun hats.
 <blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' ''but an even more crippling weakness for the '''sun'''''</blockquote>
 <b>Yvonne:</b> A perky girl ready to join groups without fear. Easily identifiable by her favorite green shirts.
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 <blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' MORE LIKE ''STUNG'' BAD OOOOOOOOOOOOOH<br/>'''SKUB:''' How do you type with ''boxing gloves '''on'''''</blockquote>
 <b>and The Cheat:</b> You should know them.

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 '''CHWOKA:''' I'm surprised it took us until our second season to riff on Zoo.
 '''SKUB:''' Is that because you're a sad, sad, husk of a man?
 '''CHWOKA:''' Ooh, good one! NachoMan, response?
 '''NACHOMAN:''' What?
 '''CHWOKA:''' Well, you have to keep sharp around here.
 '''NACHOMAN:''' ...being empty is better than being so filled with fat?
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 '''CHWOKA:''' Get out. Get out now.
 ''{NachoMan walks out. Skub turns to Bluebry.}''
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 '''NACHOMAN:''' Oh hey guys it's me bluebry the funny guy
 '''SKUB:''' Hi Bluebry!!
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 '''NACHOMAN:''' Being empty is better than being so full of ''fat''!
 ''{Everybody laughs. Fade to black.}''
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 <blockquote class=mft3k>'''SKUB:''' oh thank ''god'' I might have missed out on some "rambeling"<br/></blockquote>
 ==Episodes==
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 <blockquote class=mft3k>'''CHWOKA:''' Reading, Riting, and Mathematics.<br/>'''SKUB:''' Chwoka's a reet</blockquote>
 ==Characters==
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 '''CHWOKA:''' Nobody will ever see what we have done here, ever again, from this point moving forward. There is no audience, no net of loving fans. We used to be critically acclaimed, but now there aren't even critics. It's just us four, Sephiroth, Remolay, and Noxigar. No more Joshua, no more Shadow Scythe, no more Im a Bell, no more JCM. Nobody. And why should they look? Why and how would they know there's new MFT3K out? Would they still care enough to look?
 ''{Then, Chwoka remembers that this episode was actually started on the HRFWiki! Oh, Chwoka, you're so chronologically confused!}''
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 ''{Skub cries a lot.}''