Noxigar at 03:37, 8 February 2011

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== Summary ==
Bell meets some old acquaitances.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''acquaintances'' '''CHWOKA:''' Antiquated?</blockquote>

'''Cast: Im a bell, Tracy, Mature Bling, Don Skull, Sarah, Kuro, Kinzo, Original Im a bell, Sara McCallister, Peasoup-San, Burudderu, Crazestar Saneless, NeoStinkomech'''

'''Places: Onboard Restaurant, Deck'''

'''Episode Information: 203-Old Concepts Never Die, They Just Disappear'''

'''Insult: brain-dead TV executives'''

'''Credit Joke: The Fox TV Executives, For Not Canceling Us For This Week's Insult'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Like they even can.</blockquote>

== Transcript ==
''{open to Bell and Tracy staring at eachother.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''each other''</blockquote>

''{After ten seconds, they both get Well faces.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{sighs}'' ''{SkullB takes out a pistol from somewhere, possibly under the seat. He aims it at his head.}''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The safety's still on, mind you.</blockquote>

''{Cue theme song. Cut to the onboard restaurant, where Bell and co are sitting at a table}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Everyone, it's been two episodes

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' God, you guys, it's not funny if there IS no fourth wall to begin with.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Personally, I blame the Renaissance Faire for even ''introducing'' the concept of a fourth wall, on the grounds that people will misuse the term several generations later.</blockquote>

and we haven't directly seen anyone else on the cruise.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' They've been hiding. '''SKULLB:''' You know, there are more places than just your basement</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Last I checked Records of Bell, cruises =/= basements.</blockquote>

I propose we go and meet some of the people on this ship.

'''EVERYONE ELSE:''' Agreed.

'''IM A BELL:''' Good.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Okay. '''CHWOKA:''' Qutie possibly, the least infuriating exchange in the entire series.</blockquote>

''{cut to half a hour later, on the deck. Bell and co are walking around}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Hmm...

'''HOMESTAR-LIKE VOICE WITHOUT LISP:'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' In a fit of sublime irony, this would have been acceptable to put in ''{action brackets}'', even as a description, because it is a description of a character's voice. Instead, they decide to put it in bold and spell it out for us, stretching out the character's name. I feel bad for Homestar-Like Voice Without Lisp, and a little confused at their mother. '''BLUEBRY:''' Too intellectual. Be more funny. '''CHWOKA:''' I'm just so ''angry''!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{flatly}'' Uh-huh. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{imitating a psychiatrist, but with a monotone voice}'' I'd recommend Prozac to cure your anger. Have a nice day.</blockquote>

Hey, you!

'''IM A BELL:''' What-Oh God.

''{the original design for Im a bell runs onscreen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' what a coincidence</blockquote>

'''ORIGINAL BELL:''' Hey, me! What's up?

'''IM A BELL:''' Why're YOU here?

'''ORIGINAL BELL:''' I'm here with my girlfriend, Sara McCallister.

''{a woman that looks like a flat-chested Sarah with normal blonde hair walks onscreen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' A woman with normal proportions? NOT IN MY ANIMES!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' +10 points to Bell for realism. 
-10 points to- DAMN IT, SKULLBUGGY! - for presumptuousness.</blockquote>

'''SARA MCCALLISTER:''' It's like looking in a mirror. A funhouse mirror.

'''SARAH:''' Stay away from me, or you die.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' You don't have to be so violent :S:S:S '''SKULLB:''' I'm betting the violence thing turns Bell on.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You ''would'' want it to turn Bell on, wouldn't you?</blockquote>

'''ORIGINAL BELL:''' Oh yeah, and some of my friends are here, too.

''{Peasoup-San, Burudderu, NeoStinkomech, and Crazestar Saneless walk onscreen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Yeah we know who they are</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Some introductions are in need, I agree.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Amazing. Somehow my failed creations have reentered this universe.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' maybe they took jetblue '''SKULLB:''' If this statement is true, there should be a lot more things here '''CHWOKA:''' ''{jowly}'' "My god. It appears the virus has developed sentience."</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' REentered? When did they leave?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' July 15th, 2007, at 1:34 PM.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, they left when they officially failed.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Who "officially" fails characters? And why aren't all of the characters we've seen so far failed?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Bell's got different standards, I guess.</blockquote>

Except for Crazestar. He left when I switched my SmackJeeves avatar to Comrade Bell instead of him.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Records of Bell: Exposition for Dummies</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' Huh.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' SPARE YE NOT ONE MOMENT!</blockquote>

'''DON SKULL:''' So, where'd they go?

'''IM A BELL:''' The Bizarro World.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' BEST PART OF THE FUNNIES EVER '''CHWOKA:''' Like, Bizzaro Superman?</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' And how'd they get back?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{singing}'' GET BACK! GET BACK! GET BACK TO WHERE YOU ONCE BELONGED!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You're lucky "belonged" isn't a word.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' I don't know.

'''ORIGINAL BELL:''' We walked.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...What?

'''ORIGINAL BELL:''' You heard me. We walked.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Losing weight for swimsuit season, eh? '''SKULLB:''' "You can leave the basement?!"</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Again, this "basement" thing. I made Bellstrom's house in Absurd Bell Quest have a basement for this reason ''alone''.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' The Bizarro World exists in another dimension and it's corresponding coordinates

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' What, they have latitude and longitude in space?</blockquote>

are fifty light years away! How could you have walked there from here?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Because you're a bad writer.</blockquote>

'''ORIGINAL BELL:''' I have reality-bending powers.

'''IM A BELL:''' No, no you don't.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Yes he does! Look, he JUST bent reality! You can't say something that happened ''didn't''!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Or maybe his bending of reality as far as the outcomes of everything he's done versus what would happen in real life.</blockquote>

''I'm'' the one with reality-bending powers! You are just an ordinary anthropomorphic bell!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:'''"Ordinary" is not the right word to use here.</blockquote>

'''ORIGINAL BELL:''' NO I'M NOT. I HAVE POWERS. AND WANDERING CAPS LOCK SYNDROME.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...You're also a total n00b.

'''original bell:''' i'm not a 70741 N00B!!!!!1one

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' SkullB, do you still have that pistol? '''SKULLB:''' No way, I only brought one bullet.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' "And I'm having trouble disposing of the safety!"</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Thank you for proving my point. Time to kill you.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Motherf*** I thought we were done with this</blockquote>

''{grabs Original Bell, Sara, Peasoup-San, Burudderu, NeoStinkomech, and Crazestar. He throws them into the air and charges a hadoken}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' what is that</blockquote>

Hadoooooo... ''{fires hadoken}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' no seriously, what is that '''SKULLB:''' Nothing, he just ruined Street Fighter for me, that's all. ''{SkullB gently weeps.}''</blockquote>

''{at the failed charaters}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''characters''</blockquote>

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{the failed characters disentegrate}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''disintegrate''</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' There. ...Y'know what? Let's just meet new people next episode.

'''EVERYONE ELSE:''' Agreed.

''{cue credits}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This episode is definitely a contender for most purposeless episode ever. I mean, a little filler is okay, but so far, there has only been two or three not filler episodes. '''SKULLB:''' Do you really want him to attempt a story? '''CHWOKA:''' ... You have a good point.</blockquote>
<blockquote>''{Noxigar takes out a sharpened pencil.}''</blockquote>

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Noxigar at 03:37, 8 February 2011