Noxigar: And another without 4channeries...

2011-02-08T02:46:59Z

And another without 4channeries...

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== Summary ==
Bell and company go on a month-long cruise.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' gimmicks</blockquote>

'''Cast: Im a bell, Bling, Tracy, Kuro, Sarah, Kinzo, Don Skull, Niblet, Worthless Cruise Steward, Hollow Bling'''

'''Places: Onboard Restaurant, Deck'''

'''Episode Information: 201-Always Retroactively Retcon All Retcons'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...what?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm constantly puzzled by a few retcons, too. Some just ''don't'' make sense!</blockquote>

'''Insult: mangled sprite sheets'''

'''Credit Joke: Retroactively Coach Z'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' BAD JORB</blockquote>

== Transcript ==
''{fade from black to Bell and Bling eating breakfast in the onboard restaurant}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Say, Bling?

'''BLING:''' Yeah, what?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Is this the sassy one? I think this is the sassy one.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' I've been wondering... Whatever happened to Niblet?

'''BLING:''' Shh! I'll retcon him in later.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Wha-</blockquote>

''{cue theme song. cut to the deck. Bell and company are there with Niblet}''

'''TRACY:''' Since when was Niblet-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Who is Niblet.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Somebody.</blockquote>

'''BLING:''' He's always been here.

'''KURO:''' What? No he ha-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Yeah, he just climbed aboard a few days after we set sail.</blockquote>

'''BLING:'''''{preforming a Jedi Mind Trick on everyone}'' Niblet's always been here.

'''SARAH:''' Do you really expect that to w-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Do you really expect that to be funny</blockquote>

'''EVERYONE BUT SARAH, BLING, BELL, & NIBLET:'''''{monotone & in unison}'' Niblet's always been here.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Whoa! ''{preforming a Jedi Mind Trick on the authors}'' Stop writing and take an English class. '''SKULLB:''' ''{in a hypnotizing voice}'' Cut your hair. Get some new clothes. Leave the basement.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{singing}'' If I could change your mind 
I'd really love to BREAK your hea-art. 
</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' ... ''{sighs}'' Why do I even bother?

'''KINZO:''' 'Cause Bell's your boyfriend.

'''SARAH:''' That was rhetorical.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Well gee we wouldn't know</blockquote>

'''KINZO:''' You're point?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Yes I am point!</blockquote>

'''DON SKULL:''' This is going to be a LOOOONG six episodes...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' TELL me about it girlfriend</blockquote>

'''BLING:'''''{doing another Jedi Mind Trick}'' You do not know about the TV Show.

'''DON SKULL:''' ... ''{stands on hind legs, blasts a Skull Cannon into Bling's stomach(Bling is in teenage form in this season, throwing him off the side of the cruise ship}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT A MINUTE ''{shakes head in disbelief}'' I can make ''that'' happen?!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Yeah. Use your Bell Quest powers ''against'' Bell. They might actually ''work''.</blockquote>

'''BLING:'''''{reappears behind Don Skull}'' Oh, that wasn't nice. ''{kicks Don Skull in the back}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Go sit in the laundry room until you can learn to behave yourself.</blockquote>

'''DON SKULL:''' AARGH. ''{turns around, transforms into the mecha mode, blasts Bling with the blaster}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I can do ''that'' too?!</blockquote>

'''BLING:'''''{dodges}'' NICE TRY!

''{the blast hits a worthless cruise steward, destroying him}''

'''DON SKULL:''' Crap.

'''BLING:''' Don't worry. It happens all the time to them.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "Humans die all the time I should know I kill them!!"</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' In black and white 
They really really OUGHT to kno-ooow</blockquote>

'''DON SKULL:''' Ah. Good. ''{presses a button on the blaster, it becomes a [http://twilightblack.freeforums.org/trigger-gauge-t37.html Trigger Gauge]}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' This broken link shall surely explain something NOBODY IS AWARE OF EVER</blockquote>

'''BLING:''' Ooh. Nice.

'''DON SKULL:''' Stabbity-stabbity! ''{stabs Bling in the stomach}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' dude i am SO saying this next time i shank someone on the subway</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You shank people on subways? SHAME ON YOU, BLUEBRY.</blockquote>

'''BLING:''' Ow.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "Come on, man, not funny. That totally hurt my lung, dude."</blockquote>

'''DON SKULL:'''''{fires the gun of the trigger gauge, causing a large blast to come out of Bling's back}''

'''BLING:'''''{eyes widen}'' AACK-''{coughs up blood}''

'''DON SKULL:'''''{flings Bling off of the side of the ship again, fires the trigger gauge at him again}''

''{cut to Bling. Everything is white. The screen looks like it does in the episode of Dragon Ball Z where Piccolo fuses with Kami. The part where Kami disentegrates,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''disintegrates''</blockquote>

''I mean. It looks like that, but instead of Kami it's Teenage Bling.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' How the hell would we know that scene by heart</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't get it either, man.</blockquote>

''Cut back to on the deck. Sarah is hiding behind Bell}''

'''TRACY:''' ...Nice.

'''DON SKULL:''' Thank you.

''{a crack in the air appears behind Don Skull. It rips open into a portal leading to Hell. An Arrancar-like Bling (he looks like Bling's head on a humanoid body in a Soul Reaper uniform[Soul Reaper/Mature Bling], but the right side of his face looks like half of a Gin Ichimaru-like Hollow mask, and the right side of his uniform looks like the Hollow Ichigo's) steps out of it wielding a zanpaku-to that looks like a double-bladed Tensa Zangetsu}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I have NO idea what just happened. '''SKULLB:''' Make that EVERYBODY</blockquote>

'''HOLLOW BLING:'''''{in a echoey Gin Ichimaru voice}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' '''WHO WHO MOTHERFLIPPING WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE'''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{singing}'' Shout, shout 
LET IT ALL OUT 
These are the things I can do without 
COME ON 
I'm talking to you 
COME ON 
</blockquote>

Hmhmhm. You can't get rid of me THAT easily, Don! Now, this form is MUCH too powerful to fight in on the cruise ship, so we will just have to go to the SkyBattelfield.

'''DON SKULL:''' The WHAT?

'''HOLLOW BLING:''' The SkyBattelfield. It's a floating wasteland that used to have the Tenkaichi Budokais,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' The Toblerone Badonkadonk? What?</blockquote>

and then Chaos' Battel

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''battle''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' OH, FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME-</blockquote>

Tournament. But, that tournament's fighters were so powerful, they destroyed the stadium. It would be the PERFECT spot for a battle.

'''DON SKULL:''' Hmm... Sounds nice. Tell you what. We'll battle tomorrow.

'''HOLLOW BLING:''' Agreed.

'''KURO:''' Well, thanks for letting us get all worked up over NOTHING.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Records of Bell: Gratification Never Happens</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Neither does Irony Excess.</blockquote>

'''HOLLOW BLING:'''''{sarcastically}'' You're welcome.

'''KURO:''' ''{bleep}'' off, Bling.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{snaps}'' OOH GURL YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT</blockquote>

'''HOLLOW BLING:''' ... ''{stabs Kuro in the chest}'' Rule One Of Hollows; Don't mess with an omnipotent Arrancar.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' That sounds like a verb in Spanish. '''SKULLB:''' TE QUIERO LOS ARRANCAR FLOTILLADOR!!!! HUEVOS HUEVOS Y CARNE!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' "I want you something non-sense-yet-workable subject-verb agreement of which is improperly conjugated!!!! Balls, balls, and meat!" ''{snickers}''</blockquote>

'''KURO:'''''{sarcastically}'' What's the SECOND rule?

'''HOLLOW BLING:''' ... ''{stabs Kuro even farther in the stomach}''

'''KURO:''' Haha-Ow.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "Tee-hee! That tickles!"</blockquote>

'''HOLLOW BLING:''' Urgh. ''{takes blade out of Kuro}''

'''KURO:''' Y-you're sparing me?

'''HOLLOW BLING:''' No. You're getting blood on my sword.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' that is the purpose of a sword yes '''SKULLB:''' I swear to God he took that line from Cowboy Bebop or something.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' But they didn't.</blockquote>

...PITCH-BLACK blood. ...Or is that ink?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' My blood is ink because my soul is in my poetry</blockquote>
<blockquote>''{Noxigar snaps as one would in an indie coffee shop when someone tells poetry repeatedly, then sighs}''</blockquote>

'''KURO:''' What?

'''IM A BELL:''' Well? Is that blood or ink, squiddy?

''{everyone, even Kuro, laughs whole-heartedly. After ten seconds, Kuro keels over. A record scratch sounds. Cue credits}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Who you callin' "squiddy" you little bitch</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Hmm, should I sing "Shout" by Tears for Fears or should I hold off ''until'' the next time profanities are being spewed? Hmm... I'll go with later.</blockquote>

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