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2011-02-08T02:25:35Z

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== Summary ==
Bell and company go on a month-long cruise.

'''Cast: Tracy, Gilligan, Sarah McAllister, Kuro, Kinzo, Bling, Don Skull, Im a bell, Cruise Stewards, Five Poker Players'''

'''Places: Banquet Hall, Bell's House, Dock, Cruise Ship'''

'''Episode Information: 106-Never Bring Embarrassments On Cruises With You'''

'''Insult: [CENSORED BY THE FCC]'''

'''Credit Joke: Tinfoil Hat-Wearers'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' we are not a joke >:(</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Do ho ho ho, that's what ''you'' think!</blockquote>

== Transcript ==
''{fade in from black to a banquet hall. Bell, Sarah, Don Skull, Kuro, Kan, and Kinzo are sitting at the table, dead. Pause 5 seconds}''

'''TRACY & GILLIGAN:'''''{run onscreen}'' DON'T DRINK THE WINE!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' DON'T DRINK THE WATER '''BLUEBRY:''' I HEAR THEY PUT SOMETHING IN IT. T-TO MAKE YOU FORGET</blockquote>

''{cue theme song. cut to Bell's living room. Tracy, Sarah, Kuro, Kinzo, Bling, and Don Skull are there watching SkullB Show''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{singing}'' Shout, shout 
LET IT ALL OUT 
These are the things I can do without 
COME ON 
I'm talking to you 
COME ON 
</blockquote>

''reruns.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' You can tell the airdate just by looking at it.</blockquote>

''Bell runs in holding a letter}''

'''IM A BELL:''' HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT WE GOT IN THE MA-

'''EVERYONE BUT BELL:''' SHH!

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, FINE! I guess I'll just go on the ALL EXPENSES PAID MONTH-LONG CRUISE by myself!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Okay you do that then.</blockquote>

'''EVERYONE BUT BELL:''' ... ''{eyes widen, jump on Bell}'' SORRYSORRYSORRYLETUSGOONTHECRUISE

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' GOON THE CRUISE '''CHWOKA:''' They say all of this in unison? They should take up choir singing.</blockquote>

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!

'''IM A BELL:''' Ummmmm... Fine. Get packing. the cruise ship leaves in two hours.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Mail is ''very'' precise where bell lives.</blockquote>

Oh, and, don't worry. Our cabins have internet access.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "It doesn't have beds, but hey. Only the necessities!"</blockquote>

'''KURO:''' Good.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Internet access will surely make sure the boat won't tip.</blockquote>

'''DON SKULL:''' How many cabins do we get?

'''IM A BELL:''' If we're ALL going... Six cabins.

'''BLING:''' There are SEVEN of us.

'''IM A BELL:''' I'm gonna share a cabin with Sarah.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ''<big>THE JOKE IS THAT THEY WILL HAVE SEX</big>''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Aw, telling the viewers what the joke is? Isn't that nice?</blockquote>

'''BLING:''' Ah.

''{cut to a dock. A large, luxury cruise liner is there. Many people are boarding it. Bell and company walk in onscreen with many suitcases}''

'''CRUISE STEWARD:''' Hello, may I see your tickets?

'''IM A BELL:'''''{hands the steward the letter}'' I got this in the mail.

'''CRUISE STEWARD:''' Ah, you are the winner of the all expenses paid trip. How many are you bringing?

'''IM A BELL:''' Counting me, seven.

'''CRUISE STEWARD:''' Ah, I see... How many cabins will you be needing?

'''IM A BELL:''' Six, please.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' <big>'''THE ACTION NEVER STOPS'''</big></blockquote>

'''CRUISE STEWARD:''' Oh! Very good. I was afraid someone would have to stay in an average, for we only have six luxury cabins left.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' After all, we all know these people deserve only the ''best''</blockquote>

'''KINZO:''' Heh. Lucky us.

'''IM A BELL:''' Quiet, you.

'''CRUISE STEWARD:''' ... I'll lead you to your cabins...

''{cut to on the cruise ship. The steward is leading everyone to their cabins. Kinzo spies a casino}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Spies? Casino? This is just some James Bond rip.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' "All it needs is the music and then it demands a lawsuit!"</blockquote>

'''KINZO:'''''{hands Bell his luggage}'' Put these in my room for me, 'kay? ''{runs into casino}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Right. Whatever.

''{cut to a few minutes later. Only Bell and Sarah don't have a cabin yet}''

'''CRUISE STEWARD:''' And HERE- ''{gestures toward a luxury cabin}'' is YOUR cabin.

'''IM A BELL:''' Thank you, sir.

''{the steward walks offscreen. Im a bell and Sarah walk into the cabin. Cut to inside it}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{sets suitcase down}'' Well, this is it. What d'you think?

'''SARAH:''' It's nice, I guess.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' then they make out</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' What's wrong?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you aren't making out yet</blockquote>
<blockquote>''{Noxigar groans}'' 
'''NOXIGAR:''' You ''really'' want a make out scene don't you?</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' Well, one, I wasn't really expecting to spend a month on a cruise ship. And two, wat

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''what''</blockquote>

about work? You, me, and Tracy all have jobs.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Watching anime and eating Pocky is not a job. Shut up.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' WHY HELLO THERE RACIST STEREOTYPE LONG TIME NO SEE DID YOU JUST GET OUT OF REHAB?</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Oh yeah. Hold on. ''{disappears. reappears a few seconds later}'' I took care of it. I retroactively planned a month long paid vacation for all three of us.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I JUST DID IT RETROACTIVELY</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' Good.

''{cut to the casino. Kinzo is playing poker with five other people on the cruise. He has many poker chips next to him}''

'''PLAYER 1:''' How? HOW AM I LOSIN'? I'm a GREAT poker player!

'''PLAYER 2:''' Hey, red-skin! How're you so good?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "You already took my land, you don't need to call me names."</blockquote>

'''PLAYER 3:''' I say he's cheatin'!

'''PLAYER 4:''' If you are, I'll KILL YA.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Dude, he's a major badass too, I wouldn't put it past him !!!</blockquote>

'''KINZO:''' I'm a demon. I'm naturally good at all types of gambling.

'''PLAYER 3:''' Does that mean I'm right?

'''PLAYER 5:''' I think all that metal is some sort of cheatin' device!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "One of those dad-gum cheat-a-ma-jiggies!"</blockquote>

'''KINZO:''' ... I'll just collect my winnings now... ''{grabs poker chips and runs off}''

'''PLAYER 1:''' GET 'EM!

''{the five poker layers''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I'd like to poke ''her'' layers. {{well}}</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' DAMN IT, SKULLBUGGY!</blockquote>

''chase Kinzo offscreen. Cut to the deck, where Kinzo is chased onscreen}''

'''KINZO:''' AAAAHHH!!! ''{runs into own cabin, locks door}''

''{the five poker players slam into the door. They stars''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''start''</blockquote>

''banging on the door. Cut to an hour later. There is now a cruise steward talking to them}''

'''CRUISE STEWARD:''' Excuse me, sirs, but the other people on board this cruise liner have been complaining about the noise. Please stop, or I will have to- ''{eyes turn red}'' -''EAT YOUR SOULS''- ''{eyes turn normal}'' -lock you in the brig.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Cruise ships ''always'' have brigs.</blockquote>

''{the poker player run off scared. Cut to a restaurant aboard the ship. Bell and company are sitting at a table}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Everyone? Eat much and sleep well. It'll be a long month.

'''TRACY:''' It's only six episodes.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Six too many.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' What?

'''TRACY:'''''{quickly}'' What?

''{fade to black. cue the credits}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' what</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I agree.</blockquote>

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