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== Summary ==
Bell is temporarily possessed.

'''Cast: Tracy, Kinzoku "Kinzo" Muchitsujo, Sarah McAllister, Im a bell'''

'''Places: Bell's House'''

'''Episode Information: 105-It's Best to Get Demon Possessions Checked Out Ahead of Time'''

'''Insult: semi-evolved simians'''

'''Credit Joke: NOBODY. NOBODY AT ALL'''

== Transcript ==
''{fade from black to Bell's living room. Pause for five seconds}''

'''TRACY:'''''{runs onscreen on fire}'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'MONFIREAAAAAAAAAA... ''{runs offscreen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Just a normal day...</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Implying there is a solid, concrete "normal day" anywhere at all.</blockquote>

''{cue theme song. cut to the outside of Bell's house. A red-skinned man with horns, black hair, and a tuxedo walks up to the door. Zoom in on him}''

'''PERSON:'''''{knocks on door, sounds like Eric Idle}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' who '''CHWOKA:''' Eric Idle, of Monty Python fame, who went past his prime '''30 YEARS AGO'''.</blockquote>

Demon! ''{knocks on door again}'' DEMON!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This is probably the best realized scene in the entire chronicle.</blockquote>

'''SARAH:'''''{answers door}'' Yes? Who're you?

'''DEMON:''' I'm a demon, madam.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "Perfectly normal, nothin' wrong 'ere, ma'am!"</blockquote>

Can I come in and possess a few things?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Well, he's certainly polite about it. '''CHWOKA:''' HE'S A REPO MAN</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' ...Are you an encyclopedia salesman?

'''DEMON:''' I'm a DEMON, madam.

'''SARAH:''' ...Is that a yes?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Further proof that Sarah is completely braindead.</blockquote>

'''DEMON:''' No, no, no. I'm an average demon.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' He got Cs in school. '''CHWOKA:''' His horn is 6 1/2 inches long.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Lesee... 6.5 inches multiplied by 2.54 is... 16.51, no wait there only needs to be two significant figures, so approximately 17. centimetres is... fairly average if 12 inches is around 30.5--->31. 17 divided by 31 is, hamina-hoo, around .55 if we hold up the sig fig rule, which multiplied by 100 is 55%, which is an F. No, a 6 1/2 inch horn is actually- 
'''BELOW''' 
average.
</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' Er... Good enough for me. ''{moves out of he demon's way}''

'''DEMON:'''''{steps in}'' Thaaank you.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' From Eric Idle to Snidely Whiplash!</blockquote>

''{cut to inside the house}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Sarah, who is it?

'''SARAH:''' It's a demon. He's here to possess things.

'''IM A BELL:''' He isn't an encyclopedia salesman, is he?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Do you all have like, an intense thirst for knowledge? '''SKULLB:''' Looks like the apple don't fall far from the stupid tree, do it?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' An apple hit Newton in the head. It made him discover the entirety of gravity. Apples do a lot of crazy shit.</blockquote>

'''DEMON:''' NO I'M NOT. ''{possesses Bell}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''<big>"HO-"</big>'' oh sorry guys i mean SPOOK CLI i mean '''THE ACTION NEVER STOPS''' i mean oh forget it</blockquote>

''{bell's eyes glow red}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' yeah okay yeah okay</blockquote>

'''DEMON:'''''{sounds like Eric Idle''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' who</blockquote>

''overlapping Bob(of Bob and George)''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' '''who'''</blockquote>

''(Bell sounds like Bob)}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Action brackets are where you put most of your explanations.</blockquote>

Ah, that's better.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' we all know who these are</blockquote>

'''TRACY:'''''{walks onscreen}'' Hey-What's with my dad?

'''SARAH:''' Possessed.

'''TRACY:''' Ah.

'''DEMON:''' Anyways, hello. My name is Kinzoku Muchitsujo.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Why does every new character's name start with K? '''BLUEBRY:''' This is the Linux of fanfictions</blockquote>

You can call me Kinzo if you like.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' AGAIN</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' Nice to meet you, Kinzo.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' It's always nice to meet a hellbeast.</blockquote>

'''KINZO:''' The same to you, Tracy.

'''TRACY:''' How-how do you know my name?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Nonplussed by his father losing his entire personality and consciousness all at once, Tracy goes on do win the gold!</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''To'' win the gold.</blockquote>

'''KINZO:''' I know everything Bell knows, and he knows everything ''I'' know, including what every person I've possessed knows.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' symbiosis is the word you're looking for i think you will see</blockquote>

I possessed George Lucas, you know.

'''TRACY:''' You didn't cause Jar-Jar Binks, did you?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I don't even think Bell has a genuine dislike of Jar-Jar. He's just absorbed hate from everyone else.</blockquote>

'''KINZO:''' No. That was before I possessed him.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' So you COULD be responsible for Attack of the Clones.</blockquote>

He was hit in the head by a golf ball, and temporarily could only think of anthropomorphic hairless rabbits with speech impediments.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Is this funny? I'm feeling more pain than anything.</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' I see.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' therefore I am!</blockquote>

'''KINZO:''' Yes... Anyways, I should go ahead and try out some of his alternate forms. Let me just quickly go over all of the data in his memory banks. Every terabyte of memory takes one second.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' So if it's a machine... then is the demon a virus?</blockquote>

''{one hour later}''

'''KINZO:''' I've gone through half... Eh, that's probably enough. ''{becomes 9}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Watch out, you might get eaten by 7.</blockquote>

This-this is nice.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' It turns out the demon was female, and possessing a male gives it an orgasm.</blockquote>

Hmmhmmhmm. ''{fires a dark ball of energy at Tracy, who eats it}'' Eh... ''{becomes Pure Watashi, prefoms''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''performs''</blockquote>

''a Pure Zanmato, harming himself}'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! ''{separates from Bell}'' Owowowowowow...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{imitating curly}'' Wowowowowowowowowowow!</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:'''''{revers back to normal}'' Probably shoulda read ALL of my memory, eh?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T ''{SkullB throws up.}'' '''SKULLB:''' AUUUUGH</blockquote>

'''KINZO:''' Help me...

'''IM A BELL:'''''{sighs}'' FINE.

''{cut to Bell's basement. It looks the same as it did in episode 2, except now Kinzo, badly maimed, is laying on the table. Bell is placing metal around his body, and soldering them together. cut to bell's living room a few minutes later, where Tracy and Sarah are sitting on the couch}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ''what''</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' I hope he's alright...

'''TRACY:''' Eh, I'm sure he's fine.

'''IM A BELL:'''''{walks onscreen}'' He is done! Presenting... The NEW Kinzo!

'''KINZO:'''''{walks onscreen. his chest, stomach, and arms are modeled''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''modelled''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Actually both spellings are okay, but yeah, I prefer "modelled" thank you.</blockquote>

''after the TF G1 Startscream,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' what</blockquote>

''and his hips and legs are modeled''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' '''modelled'''</blockquote>

''after the TF Energon Galvatron}'' Hello, everybody. What d'you think?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' He's looking quite dapper, he's got a date tonight!</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' Ehh, kinda fanboyish.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' And what ''isn't''?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You, apparently.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{chases Tracy offscreen}''

''{cue credits}''

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