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Noxigar at 05:26, 9 November 2011

2011-11-09T05:26:15Z

Noxigar: Well that was easy.

2011-11-09T05:24:54Z

Well that was easy.

Noxigar: I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and FINISH THIS MFT3K EPISODE... after I take a break after butchering the hELL out of this

2011-11-09T05:18:26Z

I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and FINISH THIS MFT3K EPISODE... after I take a break after butchering the hELL out of this

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== Summary ==
The cast enters an MMORPG.

'''Cast: Billy Mays & His Dolls, Im a bell, Tracy, Sarah, Mature Bling, Forrest Raven, Don Skull, Jack Frost, Daigo, Many People, Generic Bodyguards, John J. Johnson, Stinkoman 20X6 Level 2 Enemies, Morbidly Obese Man, Brody, Burglar, Spider-Like Robot'''

'''Places: The 8-Bit House, Building, Kitchen, Restroom, The Vandal Forests'''

'''Insult: n00bs'''

'''Credit Joke: Gary Gygax'''

'''Episode Information: 504-Confusing RPG, The Genre, With RPG, The Weapon, Can Get You Imprisoned'''
== Transcript ==
''{open to inside the 8-bit house. The cast, Forrest, and Jack Frost are watching TV}''

'''BILLY MAYS:'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' too soon</blockquote>

''{on TV}'' Hi, Billy Mays here with- ''{pulls out a Billy Mays doll}'' -Billy Mays! ''{pulls string on doll}''

'''BILLY MAYS DOLL:''' Hi, Billy Mays here with- ''{pulls out a smaller Billy Mays doll}'' -Billy Mays! ''{pulls string on doll}''

'''BILLY MAYS DOLL DOLL:''' Hi, Billy Mays here with- ''{pulls out an even smaller Billy Mays doll}'' -Billy Mays! ''{pulls string on doll}''

'''BILLY MAYS DOLL DOLL DOLL:''' Hi, Billy Mays here with- ''{pulls out an even SMALLER Billy Mays doll}'' -Billy Mays! ''{pulls string on doll}''

'''BILLY MAYS DOLL DOLL DOLL DOLL:''' Hi, B-

'''IM A BELL:''' OH GOD ''{pulls out an AK-47, starts firing it at the TV}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' okay seriously, why does this show have to be constantly violent</blockquote>

''{cue opening theme. Cut back to the house. Tracy is reading a newspaper}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' wow, i'm surprised it's not reading anime porn or whatever</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' Oh, hey, look at this!

'''IM A BELL:'''''{walks over to Tracy, looks at the newspaper}'' "Man Killed By Sentient Carrots"?

'''TRACY:''' No, stupid. "New MMORPG Now Accepting Members. Mary Sues Preferred."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' AND THAT'S YOU !!!!</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Neat.

'''TRACY:''' But that's not all! "Those Who Can Survive A Day Will Gain A Trip To Wherever They Please, Even Outside The Internet".

'''SARAH:''' So, if we can stay alive for a day in there, which we can, we can go back to Japan!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh, take me to europe<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-[CUDDLE]ING-BENDING FLIPPIN' SUPERPOWERS BELL YOU HAVE REALITY-BENDING POWERS THIS SOLVES EVERY CONFLICT, ''EVERY'' CONFLICT, THE SHOW HAS EVER HAD. WANT A LADYFRIEND? MAGIC ONE UP. DEMON INSIDE YOU? WHAT DEMON? NEED TO ESCAPE TO JAPAN? WE'RE ALREADY THERE. NEED TO WIN A FIGHT, WHICH IS THE PLOT TO EVERY EPISODE? ONE-HIT KILL, COMING RIGHT UP! God, I just, I just... need out. The sentries are better than this.<br/>''{Chwoka walks out.}''</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' EXACTLY!

'''MATURE BLING:''' Well? What do you say, Bell?

'''IM A BELL:''' ...YES. VERY YES. LET'S GO.

''{cut to outside a large building. There is a line of people there. The cast, Forrest, and Jack Frost are at the front. Two men let them inside}''

'''FORREST:''' This oughta be fun, won't it, Jack?

'''DON SKULL:'''''{simultaneously}'' This oughta be fun, won't it, bro?

'''JACK FROST & DAIGO:''' ...Meh.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{groans loudly}''</blockquote>

''{5-second pause}''

'''FORREST, JACK, DON SKULL, & DAIGO:''' That was weird.

''{cut to inside the building. Everyone is walking down a hallway covered in metal. They walk into a room, wherein many other people are sitting on chairs. A man in a suit of armor walks up to the front of the room}''

'''MAN:''' Hello! I am John J. Johnson.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' they've stopped trying</blockquote>

I see you have all joined Adventurous: Online.

'''JACK FROST:'''''{to Daigo}'' So that's the monster's name.

'''JOHN:''' THERE WILL BE NO TRANSFORMERS REFERENCES DURING THE DEBRIEFING

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' can i still keep my megan fox phone wallpaper</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Ha.

'''JOHN:''' IS THERE SOMETHING FUNNY, SOLDIER?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' everything in this "show" is far from funny</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Yeah. "Debriefing". ...Wait, "soldier"?

'''JOHN:''' SHUT UP. ...Anyways, Adventurous: Online is an MMORPG in which we explore the farthest reaches of the internet. Please note that we will actually be in the internet, and not a simulation. Now, any more questions before we can continue?

'''TRACY:''' Yeah, I got one. The ad said there'd be free food.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh, overused</blockquote>

'''JOHN:''' Yes, and?

'''TRACY:''' ...Well, where is it?

'''JOHN:''' ...Hell, I don't know.

'''TRACY:''' ...I'm gonna go look for it. ''{stands up, walks off}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' have you noticed all of those sentences started with ellipses? HAVE YOU NOTICED?</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:'''''{looks towards the back of the room. There are tables with various foods back there}'' Oh, hey, the food's right there. HEY TRA-Nevermind...

'''JOHN:''' ...Whatever.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' brick wall, waterfall, you just think you know it all</blockquote>

Now then...

''{cut to Tracy walking through the building. He stops at a door labeled "Kitchen". He opens it and walks in. Cut to inside the "kitchen". It looks similar to Level 2 in Stinkoman 20X6. A Terrell jumps onscreen}''

'''TRACY:''' Aah! Eww! ''{stomps on the Terrell}''

''{the camera pans out to show many other Level 2 enemies}''

'''TRACY:''' ...Crap. Hmm... ''{grabs a nearby mushroom, eats it}'' Ah-ha-haii!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{slowly falls asleep}''</blockquote>

''{the BGM from Level 2 of Stinkoman 20X6 starts playing. Tracy starts crushing some more Terrells. Cut back to the room}''

'''JOHN:''' We will start our adventure in the Vandal Forests. But we must be careful. It's inhabited by trolls. ...THAT WAS A JOKE. LAUGH, DAMMIT. ...It IS inhabited by ogres, though.

'''JACK FROST:''' Oh joy.

''{cut back to Tracy. He picks up a Terrell and stuffs it down a Stobat's throat. It explodes, destroying a few Grundies. The camera pans over a bit, revealing a wall. A Grundy on the other side of the wall laughs at Tracy}''

'''TRACY:''' ... ''{walks around the wall}''

'''GRUNDY:''' ...CRAP

'''TRACY:'''''{picks up the Grundy and flings him at some Terrells}'' THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG ''{pulls out two AK-47s, one in each hand, and starts firing them at the enemies}'' DIEEE, AUTOBOOOOOTS!!!!!!!! ''{runs offscreen}''

''{cut back to the room}''

'''MATURE BLING:'''''{gets up}'' I gotta use the bathroom. ''{walks off}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Whatever.

'''JOHN:''' Everybody will get the following; A dagger, a suit of armor, a lighter, and a box of Cheez-Its.

''{a morbidly obese man stands up and walks toward John}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Wh-

''{cut to a restroom. MB is in a stall}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...I ''KNEW'' I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT BURRITO

''{cut to Tracy. He shoots a few more enemies, and no more of them run in}''

'''TRACY:''' That's the last of them. Now, how do I get out of h-OH CRAP

''{pan up to show Brody standing over Tracy. Cut to the room}''

'''FAT MAN:'''''{roars, attacks John}''

'''JOHN:''' AAH! ''{pulls out a board, starts smacking the man with it}''

'''FAT MAN:''' Unghh... ''{eats the board}''

'''JOHN:''' ...Umm...

''{cut to the restroom}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' DAMN YOU BURRITO! DAAAAAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{cut to Tracy}''

'''TRACY:''' I'M WANTS FRIED CHICKENY ''{pulls out a flame thrower, points it at Brody using one hand for some reason}''

'''BRODY:'''''{roars, stomps on ground}''

'''TRACY:''' ...HE MISSED ME YAY-''{turns to camera to reveal his arm has been chopped off}'' GODDAMMIT ''{pulls out another flamethrower, lights Brody's leg on fire}''

'''BRODY:'''''{roars in pain}''

''{cut to the restroom}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' DAMN MEXICANS

''{cut to the room}''

'''FAT MAN:''' HULK SMASH ''{smacks John}''

''{cut to Tracy}''

'''TRACY:'''''{lights Brody's other leg on fire}'' DIE YOU GIANT CHICKEN! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

'''BRODY:'''''{roars, attempts to stomp on Tracy, but falls over}''

''{cut to the restroom}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' GOD WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME

''{cut to the room}''

'''FAT MAN:''' NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA FAT MAAAAN ''{falls onto John}''

'''JOHN:''' OH DEAR GOD THE SMELL

''{cut to Tracy}''

'''TRACY:''' HAHAHA! I HAVE DEFEATED YOU-

''{Brody stands back up}''

'''TRACY:''' ...Well, crap. Hmm... ''{flies up on top of Brody}''

'''BRODY:'''''{roars, runs offscreen}''

''{cut to the restroom}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN I WAS DARED TO EAT MCDONALDS FOOD WHILE WATCHING TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED NUDE ON A BED OF NAILS WITH A BROOM UP MY ASS ...I think it stopped. WAIT NO IT DIDN'T OH GOD

''{cut to the room}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Chwoka walks back in.}''</blockquote>

'''FAT MAN:''' SPOON! ''{farts}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Chwoka walks right back out}''</blockquote>

'''JOHN:''' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY SOMEBODY HELP ME

'''IM A BELL:''' SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP

''{cut to Tracy riding Brody. Brody breaks through the wall of the kitchen}''

'''TRACY:''' OW

''{cut to the restroom}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' WHY DID I HAVE TO BUY THE LARGE SIZE-It's over. Finally.

''{after a few seconds, flushing is heard. MB walks out of the stall, and starts washing his hands}''

''{Brody breaks into the restroom}''

'''TRACY:''' HELP ME

'''MATURE BLING:''' AAH! ''{flies up to Tracy, lands on Brody}''

''{Brody breaks through the wall. Cut to the room}''

'''JOHN:''' WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

'''DON SKULL:''' Hey! ...I'm not a person!

''{Brody breaks into the room. MB and Tracy jump off him. Brody steps on the fat man, and runs off, freeing John}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...That was STUPID.

'''JOHN:'''''{stands up}'' ...Alright, let's get going.

''{cut to a forest. The cast, Forrest, Jack, John, and many people warp in}''

'''JOHN:''' Here we are... The Vandal Forests.

''{cut to the 8-bit house. A burglar breaks in}''

'''BURGLAR:''' Hmm...

''{a spider-like robot walks onscreen}''

'''BURGLAR:''' ...WHAT THE F-

'''SPIDERBOT:''' RAZZLE DAZZLE ''{pulls out a mallet}''

'''BURGLAR:''' ...CRAP

''{cue credits}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{The sound of silence. Fade out very slowly.}''</blockquote>

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 <blockquote class="mft3k">''{Chwoka walks back in.}''</blockquote>
 '''FAT MAN:''' SPOON! ''{farts}''
 <blockquote class="mft3k">''{Chwoka walks right back out}''</blockquote>
 '''JOHN:''' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY SOMEBODY HELP ME

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 == Summary ==
 The cast enters an MMORPG.
 '''Cast: Billy Mays & His Dolls, Im a bell, Tracy, Sarah, Mature Bling, Forrest Raven, Don Skull, Jack Frost, Daigo, Many People, Generic Bodyguards, John J. Johnson, Stinkoman 20X6 Level 2 Enemies, Morbidly Obese Man, Brody, Burglar, Spider-Like Robot'''
@@ Line 17: / Line 18: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' too soon</blockquote>
 ''{on TV}'' Hi, Billy Mays here with- ''{pulls out a Billy Mays doll}'' -Billy Mays! ''{pulls string on doll}''
@@ Line 31: / Line 33: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' okay seriously, why does this show have to be constantly violent</blockquote>
 ''{cue opening theme. Cut back to the house. Tracy is reading a newspaper}''
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' wow, i'm surprised it's not reading anime porn or whatever</blockquote>
 '''TRACY:''' Oh, hey, look at this!
@@ Line 43: / Line 47: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' AND THAT'S YOU !!!!</blockquote>
 '''IM A BELL:''' Neat.
@@ Line 51: / Line 56: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh, take me to europe<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-BENDING POWERS REALITY-[CUDDLE]ING-BENDING FLIPPIN' SUPERPOWERS BELL YOU HAVE REALITY-BENDING POWERS THIS SOLVES EVERY CONFLICT, ''EVERY'' CONFLICT, THE SHOW HAS EVER HAD. WANT A LADYFRIEND? MAGIC ONE UP. DEMON INSIDE YOU? WHAT DEMON? NEED TO ESCAPE TO JAPAN? WE'RE ALREADY THERE. NEED TO WIN A FIGHT, WHICH IS THE PLOT TO EVERY EPISODE? ONE-HIT KILL, COMING RIGHT UP! God, I just, I just... need out. The sentries are better than this.<br/>''{Chwoka walks out.}''</blockquote>
 '''TRACY:''' EXACTLY!
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' can i still keep my megan fox phone wallpaper</blockquote>
 '''IM A BELL:''' Ha.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' have you noticed all of those sentences started with ellipses? HAVE YOU NOTICED?</blockquote>
 '''IM A BELL:'''''{looks towards the back of the room. There are tables with various foods back there}'' Oh, hey, the food's right there. HEY TRA-Nevermind...
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">''{The sound of silence. Fade out very slowly.}''</blockquote>