Noxigar: I'LL NEVER GIVE UP! LET'S DO THIS!

2011-11-09T04:39:43Z

I'LL NEVER GIVE UP! LET'S DO THIS!

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== Summary ==
It's a Records of Bell Christmas!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''Anime Night'' '''SKULLB:''' ''White Crapmas'' '''BLUEBRY:''' ''Jingle Bell Rock''</blockquote>

'''Cast: '''

'''Places: '''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' detailed</blockquote>

'''Insult: tarballs'''

'''Credit Joke: Obviously Definitely Maybe Not You'''

'''Episode Information: 503-Never Buy Your Wife "Super Football Bros." For Christmas'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' B-but how could ''nerds'' hate ''football''? It beggars belief, it does.</blockquote>

== Transcript ==
''{open to the house. Tracy and MB are there}''

'''TRACY:''' Mmm, boy, my lips are gettin' heavy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' That sounds like some sort of innuendo.</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' I can't tell when you're telling the truth.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i just ignore most things (s?)he says</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' I'm not.

'''MATURE BLING:''' How do I know anything you've said to me is-

'''TRACY:''' You don't.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you know lying is a sin '''CHWOKA:''' Polygraph.</blockquote>

''{cue opening theme. Cut to a park. The ground is covered in snow.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, it's winter now? I could have sworn it was not winter last episode.</blockquote>

''The castmembers walk in}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Or out.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Ah, what a lovely winter day.

'''SARAH:''' Yes, perfect for a walk in a park.

'''DON SKULL:''' True...

''{pause five seconds}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...God, my writing sucks.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' yeah '''SKULLB:''' OH YOU FRICKIN' THINK</blockquote>

'''DAIGO:''' Hey, at least this isn't as bad as Bell Quest.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Well okay, I can attest to that. '''CHWOKA:''' I'd argue that the entire series is worse than Bell Quest.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Rule 2 of Im a bell: Don't talk about Bell Quest.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' [[File:Bellquest.PNG]]</blockquote>

'''DAIGO:''' ...What's Rule 1?

'''MATURE BLING:''' Don't talk about Keiko.

''{a single tear falls from Bell's eye}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' http://www.jsu.edu/news/crying_eagle.jpg</blockquote>

'''DAIGO:''' ...BELL QUEST BELL QUEST BELL QUEST KEIKO KEIKO KEIKO.

''{Bell roundhouse kicks''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' LIKE CHUCK NORRIS DO YOU GET IT ''{SkullB throws up into the seat behind him.}''</blockquote>

''Daigo into a nearby tree, which falls on him. Cut to a while later. Daigo has a crack in his skull}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' '''THEACTIONNEVERSTOPS'''</blockquote>

'''DAIGO:''' ...I hate you.

''{Bell wellfaces}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{groans}''</blockquote>

'''DAIGO:''' ...WHY DID I EVEN JOIN YOU?

'''IM A BELL:''' WHO IS THE ONE WITH THE WHIP?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Records of Bell: Sadists in Every Sense</blockquote>

'''DAIGO:''' I'M SORRY!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "NOW LICK MY BOOTS, SLAVE!"</blockquote>

''{cut to a few minutes later. There are some benches with various homeless people sitting on them. The castmembers walk in}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Hmm... I'm feeling rather generous today. Why not we let some of these people stay at the house?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Why we let Obama set up death panels to let are seniors die</blockquote>

Even if just for the night.

'''SARAH:''' Well, I can see why you're feeling generous. It's Christmas Eve today, correct?

'''IM A BELL:''' ...It is? I forgot.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' He's done it. Bell's ruined Christmas. {{smith}}</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' ...How?

'''IM A BELL:''' Blame the censors. They don't like us saying anything about beliefs. ''{looks to the audience}'' ''{bleep}'' you, censors.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' You don't have any censors, or editors, or even, it appears, personal filters. If you had any of those, this would not exist.</blockquote>

Anyways, let's see who we have here... ''{camera cuts to a guy with a long beard trying to grab a small child}'' No... ''{camera cuts to an old woman}'' No... ''{camera cuts to H44WP}'' NO. ''{camera cuts to a man in a white trenchcoat and a light blue fedora.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' L-let me talk to Bell himself for a second. '''CHWOKA:''' Go ahead. '''SKULLB:''' Bell, fedoras are the worst hats. It's not the 1940s any more. It isn't an Indiana Jones movie. I don't care what anime made you think they're the pinnacle of fashion; they're not. I've seen several people with fedoras, and none of them looked good on them. At all. '''CHWOKA:''' You think Bell wears a fedora himself? '''BLUEBRY:''' wouldn't put it past him</blockquote>

''A figure whose body is obscured by a hooded cloak is sitting beside him}'' Ah. You two will do.

'''MAN:'''''{looks at Bell}'' Eh?

'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' What? What do you want?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "I've got several people to flash and you're cutting into my schedule."</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' We were wondering if you two-

'''MAN:''' We

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' , the hive mind,</blockquote>

cannot help you with whatever it is you came here for. Please go away.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Okay. I guess you don't want to stay at our house.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ''Nobody'' does.</blockquote>

Let's go. ''{turns around, starts walking away}''

'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' You fool!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' he speaks just like a real homeless person!</blockquote>

''{gets up, starts running towards Bell}'' WAIT!

'''IM A BELL:'''''{turns around}'' Hmm?

'''CLOAKED FIGURE:'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "Don't stray!" '''BLUEBRY:''' SkullB I love you but that's crossing the line '''SKULLB:''' ''{softly}'' maaaaaaaaaaaaps</blockquote>

I'm sorry about my friend. He is a little

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! '''SKULLB:''' Hi, how do you do?</blockquote>

... Cold-hearted.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF THEY CALL ME PROFESSOR '''COLD'''HEART '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' How did you know about my college nickname?</blockquote>

W-we would love to stay at your house tonight. Will you please reconsider?

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Well, when you put it THAT way... Sure.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "Of course, you have to sign a release form first..."</blockquote>

Get your friend.

'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' Yes, sir.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I KNEW WE'D GET ALONG RIGHT FROM THE STAAAAAAAART</blockquote>

''{runs back to the man, grabs him, runs back to Bell}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Alright! Let's go.

''{cut to the 8-Bit house.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Home of the 2-bit cast</blockquote>

''The cast, the man in the trenchcoat, and the hooded figure step in}''

'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' Ah. What a lovely house.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Don't worry, buddy, you don't need to use the wordfilter any more.</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' Thank you.

'''MAN:''' Yes... Lovely...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' If you can't tell, this is Bell's clumsy attempt at foreshadowing.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, now that we're here, I'd better introduce ourselves. I'm Imothy Bellstrom, you can call me Bell.

'''TRACY:''' I'm Tracy, Bell's son.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' wait it's a guy? '''SKULLB:''' Sure could have fooled me. Bell makes everybody sound like the same over testosterone'd man. '''CHWOKA:''' Usually you write what you know.</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' I'm Bell's wife and Tracy's stepmother, Sarah.

'''MATURE BLING:''' And I'm Bling, the family pet.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "We can all bend reality to our whim, by the way... except the Skullbuggies. They're God's little miracles, you know...!"</blockquote>

'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' Nice to meet you all.

'''MAN:''' What're these little car things?

'''DON SKULL:''' I'm Don Skull-

'''DAIGO:''' And I'm Daigo-

'''DON SKULL & DAIGO:''' And we're

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' life partners '''BLUEBRY:''' terrible</blockquote>

Skullbuggies.

'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' Isn't there some television show about you?

'''DON SKULL:''' I believe you are referring to the SkullB Show. Technically, it's not about us, but two of our brothers.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ... Okay, seriously? Somebody's got some explaining to do. '''CHWOKA:''' Casey or Jerry sold the rights to your life to be made into a TV show to a purple platypus. Don't worry, it's been cancelled. '''SKULLB:''' Oh good. '''CHWOKA:''' But now there's talks of a new series.</blockquote>

'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' Ah. I see.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' has anyone else noticed that all of the characters have nearly the same dialog? '''CHWOKA:''' Truthfully, all the characters can be consolidated into two characters: Bell and Bell w/ boobs.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Now that we've introduced ourselves, will you two reveal who you are?

'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' Well... Alright. ''{looks at the man}'' You can go first.

'''MAN:''' Okay. ''{removes hat and trenchcoat, revealing he has long, white hair and light blue skin.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' OH COME THE HELL ON</blockquote>

''He is wearing a blue shirt and blue pants}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' So, jeans then?</blockquote>

I am Jack Frost.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' If somebody made him a really bad anime, then sure. '''BLUEBRY:''' THE SANTA CLAUSE THREE</blockquote>

'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' And I... ''{removes cloak, revealing he is an anthropomorphic crow}'' -am Forrest Raven, the Hooded Crow.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...AHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I'm gonna be honest... not picking up the innuendo.</blockquote>

'''JACK FROST:''' ...What is?

'''IM A BELL:''' Jack Frost and the Hooded Crow, like the song.

'''FORREST:''' Song? What song?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I'm with them. What song?</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Jesus, does ANYBODY know Jethro Tull anymore?!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' nobody liked jethro tull</blockquote>

'''FORREST:''' Who?

'''IM A BELL:''' Jethro. Tull.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' The seed drill guy?</blockquote>

'''FORREST:''' Isn't he some farmer that invented the seed drill, or something?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Hah, knew it-</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Jethro Tull THE BAND. The leader of the band is IAN ANDERSON.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh, wait. No. NO. N</blockquote>

'''FORREST:''' ...Doesn't he run some salmon factory?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' no he runs some awful band apparently</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...I don't know what I'm angrier about. The fact that you STILL don't understand what I'm telling you, or that you're correct. ...Look, let me just SHOW you.

''{a bandana appears on Bell's head and a flute appears in Bell's hand. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLsrzrcmvtU This] starts playing. When not singing, Bell is playing the flute}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''NO F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU'''</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Through long December nights we talk in words of rain or snow

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...wha</blockquote>

While you, through chattering teeth, reply and curse us as you go.

Why not spare a thought this day for those who have no flame

To warm their bones at Christmas time?

Say, Jack Frost and the Hooded Crow.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Is this- ''{sighs}'' Is this really how you're padding the story? Quoting lyrics like you're on LiveJournal?</blockquote>

Now as the last broad oak leaf falls, we beg: consider this;

There's some who have no coin to save for turkey, wine or gifts.

No children's laughter round the fire, no family left to know.

So lend a warm and a helping hand.

Say, Jack Frost and the Hooded Crow.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Okay, no, seriously. You don't have to transcribe it all. '''BLUEBRY:''' i think he's just getting lazy</blockquote>

As holly pricks and ivy clings,

Your fate is none too clear.

The lord may find you wanting, let your good fortune disappear.

All homely comforts blown away and all that's left to show

Is to share your joy at Christmas time

With Jack Frost and the Hooded Crow.

'''FORREST:''' Ah. Now I see. Yeah, that is pretty ironic.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''NO IT'S NOT IRONIC IT'S ''COINCIDENTAL'' WILL YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN HEAD YOU SPAZ'''</blockquote>

''{pause 5 seconds}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' DOCTOR OGONAPUSS-</blockquote>

'''JACK FROST:''' Now what?

'''FORREST:''' Wait, where are we gonna sleep?

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, Jack, you can sleep on the couch. Forrest, you sleep with MB. He has an extra bed.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "Just in case he brings a lady friend over to- pffffft hahahahahaha"</blockquote>

'''JACK FROST:''' WHAT? Why does he get to sleep in a bed while I sleep on the couch?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' does it matter</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Because I don't like you.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' But all the characters act exactly the same?</blockquote>

'''JACK FROST:'''''{is about to punch Bell}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I've been prepared like that for months, pal.</blockquote>

YOU SON OF A-

''{Sarah runs in between Jack and Bell}''

'''SARAH:''' Hey! Stop it!

'''JACK FROST:''' Oh yeah? Whatcha gonna do about it, ''{bleep}''?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{gasps}'' '''CHWOKA:''' It's okay, all he said was Grinch.</blockquote>

'''SARAH:'''''{pulls out pocket knife, holds it up to Jack's neck}'' This.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' tuff grrl dosen't play nice '''BLUEBRY:''' omg does anyone here read ctrl-alt-del?</blockquote>

'''JACK FROST:''' ...Oh. Damn.

'''SARAH:''' Exactly. ''{puts away the pocket knife}''

''{cut to a while later. Everyone is watching TV}''

<blockquote>
'''?????:''' It's those fools! they actually think they can find us! What they don't know is that our lair is located on... THE ''EXTREMELY'' SPOOK CLIFF!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' NOT THE SPOOK CLIFF</blockquote>

THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN MAKE IT HERE IS IF THEY HAVE THIS MAP!!! ''{Holds up a map. A wind blow the map out of his hands and out a window.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Only one wind. No more, no less.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' How the f '''CHWOKA:''' I'm waiting for them to transcribe THIS scene when Bell writes some other crappy fiction later.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' wh-oh i get it</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Hehehe.

'''MATURE BLING:''' You're not angry about this?

'''IM A BELL:''' HELL no! Bell Quest sucked! I'm GLAD they're mutilating it!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Denial. '''BLUEBRY:''' it did suck though</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...But what about-

'''IM A BELL:''' You're just pissed because you and I are the only ones here who were in it.

'''MATURE BLING:''' We were, but-

'''IM A BELL:''' Hey, at least the remake was better!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ... ''{with dread in his voice}'' Remake? They made... a ''remake''?</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Yeah, that's true...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' N-no... that's... that violates all that humanity stands for!</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Look, did you even like all the people there? Krax and Anthruborg

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' who</blockquote>

were assholes that never talked to us, Ebeneezer

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' don't know this person</blockquote>

was a creepy zombie, NeoStinkomech

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' yeah this was a terrible entourage</blockquote>

was a zombie that, in one universe, apparently created you, Vegerot

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' nobody knows your characters</blockquote>

was a whiny emo, Homestar was an idiot, Homsar... I think we left Homsar at my house, Homeschool was a know-it-all n00b, Pter

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you misspelled "peter"</blockquote>

and Kyubii are... Well, they're not so bad.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Bell was a self-important author surrogate who's convinced he's the best writer who ever lived, Bling was a retard cat-monster that would probably eat its own foot given enough time and condiments, Tracy's an Anglophile who still thinks the fedora-trench coat combo looks good on any living human being, Sarah's just another Bell but with enough bosom to strangle somebody if they happened to fall in, Don Skull's an obnoxious prick, Daigo's got a robot nutbag and that's unsettling by itself, these two new idiots are from a ''Jethro Tull'' song for Christ's sake, Skully B.'s a handsome man with a surprising amount of vomit in his system... oh, speaking of which. ''{SkullB starts to dry heave.}'' '''SKULLB:''' Nope, I'm out. Oh, but let me go on. The author has wasted our time with this abortion of a "comedy" series which has about as much comedy as a morgue has healthy individuals, completely one-dimensional characters with absolutely nothing mitigating their existence and no merit to their personalities whatsoever, the absolute worst setting you can have for ''any'' work of fiction, plots that are nonexistant—and on the very rare occasion that they ''do'' have a plot, it's just another goddamn fight scene... and have I mentioned the humor? It's the comedy equivalent of a miscarriage; something so awful and tragic that you never want to speak of it again—it's the kind of humor that even 4chan would never laugh at, the kind of jokes that wouldn't cut it in the darkest of comedies, slapstick that barely even qualifies as such; genital mutilation, kicking, punching, none of this is funny! This fiction is the text equivalent of the ''Holocaust''; it's awful, it's disastrous, it's a tragedy, it's a crime against humanity... Bell deserves to have his computer, his paper... anything that he can transcribe ANY sort of writing or art on to, it needs to be destroyed at this very instant. I never want to see his writing again. Until he actually pays attention in English class and doesn't draw huge tits all over everything, I want him never to approach a keyboard again in his life. I never want to see him pick up a pencil... I don't even want him to ''think'' about writing. 
''{Complete silence.}'' 
'''SKULLB:''' Sometimes you've got to let it out.</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Hey, whatever happened to Vegerot?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh, right. F*** him too. '''CHWOKA:''' ...that's it? '''SKULLB:''' You can't be angry ''all'' the time!</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...I think the last time I saw him was back in Wiki City.

'''MATURE BLING:''' Okay... ''{walks over to a room with a keyboard attached next to it}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Bell runs on the E-VAC, it seems.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...What are you-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i've mentioned this before, but stop starting sentences with ellipses, seriously</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' This will warp us to wherever we tell it to. But we can't exit the room we warp to, or else we'll get destroyed.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Not going to question the logic. Plus it's probably from Dr. Who or something.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Ah.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Who cares about making sense of anything? This is what happens when the universe follows Talking Heads' instructions. '''SKULLB:''' Damn it, man! You're on rehab for Talking Heads references.</blockquote>

''{MB types something on the wall-keyboard. The door opens. MB walks towards it}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' C'mon! ''{walks into the room}''

''{Bell follows MB. Cut to a room with grey walls. A portal opens on the left side of the screen. Bell and MB walk out of it}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Where is h- ''{looks to the right side of the screen}'' Oh, holy ''{bleep}''.

''{camera pans to show Bell and MB from the front. The shadow of a The Cheat hanging from the ceiling via a noose is being cast on them}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...Dayum.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Nigga he hang himself, shameful</blockquote>

''{cut to a while later, in MB's room. Forrest is watching MB type something on his computer}''

'''FORREST:''' What's that you're typing?

'''MATURE BLING:''' Eh, just my blog. I just started it a few days ago.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "Dear LiveJournal everybody hates me I'm gonna cut myself"</blockquote>

'''FORREST:''' Ah. I see. ...Can I type something?

'''MATURE BLING:''' Huh? Oh, let me just finish typing this. ''{types a little bit, stand up}'' Here.

'''FORREST:''' Okay. ''{sits down, starts typing, stand back up}'' Done.

'''MATURE BLING:''' Hmm... ''{looks at the screen}{sarcastic}'' ...Oh, how original.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{yawns}''</blockquote>

'''FORREST:''' Yeah, yeah...

''{cut to 12:00 AM. A series of jump-cuts show everybody sleeping. Cut to 6:00 AM, in the living room. A rumbling is heard}''

'''JACK FROST:'''''{waking up}'' Huh? ''{gets up, walks to the hallway}'' Wh-

''{everybody else runs in and tramples Jack}''

'''JACK FROST:''' ...Ow.

''{cut to half an hour later. Forrest and MB are swordfighting.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' sounds like an average day</blockquote>

''Jack is in a chair, looking at a mug with a snowflake on it. He is obviously pissed.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Looks like somebody spiked the eggnog!</blockquote>

''Tracy is reading what appears to be a hentai manga.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "who needs people when my animes love me"</blockquote>

''Bell and Sarah are sitting on the couch, making out.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "WE MAKE OUT BECAUSE WE'RE IN '''LOVE'''"</blockquote>

Sarah is wearing what appears to be a ruby necklace.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' You just knows he wants to say "and nothing else"</blockquote>

''Forrest accidentally throws his sword into Jack's head. Everyone stops what they are doing and looks at Jack}''

'''JACK FROST:''' ...I hate Christmas.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I hate Bell. '''BLUEBRY:''' i hate all of you</blockquote>

''{everybody but Jack laughs. Cue credits}''

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Noxigar at 05:07, 9 November 2011

Noxigar: I'LL NEVER GIVE UP! LET'S DO THIS!