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== Summary ==
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' WHERE'S THE BOMB</blockquote>

Bell and co get trapped in the internet.

'''Cast: Im a bell, Tracy, Sarah, Mature Bling, Don Skull, Nerd, Otaku, Various People, Robert J. Webnet'''

'''Places: Bling's Living Room, Internet'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Why am I suddenly having flashbacks to every sci-fi show made in the last decade</blockquote>

'''Episode Information: 405-Always Bring A Game Guide With You'''

'''Insult: nightmare fuel gas station attendants'''

'''Credit Joke: Rowan Atkinson'''
== Transcript ==
''{open to Bell in Bling's living room}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...WIBBLE. ''{runs up to the camera and licks it.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The tag isn't even closed. That's how little he cares. '''SKULLB:''' I don't care any more.</blockquote>

''{cue opening theme. cut back to the living room. Everyone but Don Skull are there}''

'''DON SKULL:'''''{runs in(as''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Open and...</blockquote>

''the Flightskull with a metal dummy inside. He is holding something}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ...open, apparently. '''SKULLB:''' Uh oh Bell's gettin' sloppy</blockquote>

Hey, guys! Look what we got in the mail!

'''TRACY:''' Lemme see that.

''{Don Skull throws the thing to Tracy}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Don't be such a doormat! '''SKULLB:''' ''Did you get that thing I sent'cha''</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' Hmm... Super Smash Bros. Riot?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' HEY GUYS I PLAY SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL 
'''NACHOMAN:''' MAYBE WE COULD TRADE NUMBERS AND ''BRAWL IT UP'', as the cool kids would say 
'''BLUEBRY:''' omg we're gonna get gassed kickass</blockquote>

Strange. I didn't know there was a new Smash game coming out. And I would know.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ''FOR I WILLED IT SO'' '''BLUEBRY:''' ...but you can't take the 13 year old boy out of the girl</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Bah, it wouldn't hurt to play it.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' It would hurt US.</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' I suppose you're right. ''{opens the case, takes out the game disc, puts it into a previously unseen Wii hooked up to a TV, turns the Wii on}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''THACTIONEVATOPS'''</blockquote>

''{all the necessary things you need to do before starting a Brawl occur, but instead of Brawl it's Riot}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Super Smash Brothers Brawl is world-renowned for being the one game everybody owns and plays. '''SKULLB:''' Coincidentally, everybody lives in their basements.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...What the ''{bleep}''? They don't have KIRBY?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' how dare they</blockquote>

This CAN'T be a real Smash Bros. game. Sakurai would NEVER leave out his own character.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Records of Bell: GOD I F***ING LOVE KIRBY</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' Well, at least nothing strange is happening, like a vortex appears on the TV and metal tentacles come out of it and drag everyone in.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' sounds like every other episode</blockquote>

''{a vortex appears on the TV and metal tentacles come out of it and drag everyone in}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Bell the writer applies his entire knowledge of dramatic irony. '''SKULLB:''' It's like a got dang lgihting store in here they're hanging so many lampshades. 
'''NACHOMAN:''' Wait I do not get it does the video game have a curse on it or did bell just will there to be tentacles I do not understand</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' ...You just HAD to say it, didn't you?

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...Why do I have the feeling that all the Sarah fanboys are squealing with delight when seeing her being held by tentacles?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' There are none but Bell. '''SKULLB:''' He has the feeling because he lusts for his friend's wife. 
'''NACHOMAN:''' I imagine Bell just sat back after he wrote this scene with a smug look of satisfaction. ''Then'' he unzipped his pants..</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' ...Shut up.

'''MATURE BLING:''' YES SIR.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh i get it</blockquote>

'''SARAH:'''''{kicks MB in the nuts}'' The tentacles didn't restrain ALL of my limbs.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN '''SKULLB:''' HA HA ! SHE KICKED HIM IN HE NUTBAG</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...Ow.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' You do ''not'' just say "ow" when somebody places their boot between the boys. Trust me, I should know. '''NACHOMAN:''' oh dear it appears my testicles have been shattered</blockquote>

''{the faint sound of the start of a doorbell is heard.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' OPEN UP IT'S THE POLICE</blockquote>

''cut to a pitch black city with green outlines. there are metal tentacles dragging Bell and co out of the vortex and let them go}''

'''TRACY:''' ....Well, THAT was pointless. ''{walks toward the vortex, it disappears}'' ...Crap.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Great. JUST great. We're stuck in some Tron-like place for who knows how long.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Hey, it's just a silhouette!</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' I suggest we start trying to find out where we are.

'''IM A BELL:'''''{sarcastic}'' Gee, ya think?!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' When I read this I hear the voice of a 12-year-old child trying to come off as sarcastic. You know the voice. '''BLUEBRY:''' ...oh my god you're right</blockquote>

''{normal}'' C'mon. I think I see something over there.

''{cut to a place seemingly like a city's downtown, but still with the black and green motif. It is seemingly empty. Bell and co walk in}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Hmm... I believe we've been sucked into the internet.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "Hmm, let's look around... Dumpster, Docks, Green Outlines — GASP! We've been sucked into the internet!</blockquote>

'''DON SKULL:''' ...You stole this from The SkullB Show, didn't you?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' guh</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...I did subconsciously.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' But you're not the writer, this is "REALITY". You can't even be bothered to keep internally consistent!</blockquote>

'''DON SKULL:''' Hmm. Unintended plagiarism. Strange.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' That's what this whole show is based on, kid.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Yeah.

'''SARAH:''' I wonder how long we'll be here.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' just-don't come back</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' I have no idea. I wonder if anyone's here...

''{a nerd walks up wearing a The SkullB Show shirt}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' gah</blockquote>

'''NERD:''' You look familiar. Have I seen you on TV?

'''IM A BELL:''' Records of Bell. It comes on after the SkullB Show.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' buh '''NACHOMAN:''' Much to Skullbuggy's everlasting shame, he somehow inspired Records of Bell.</blockquote>

'''NERD:''' Oh yeah, I saw that show once. Too much innuendo.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR HURP DURP</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{punches the nerd}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Records of Bell: Subtlety!</blockquote>

'''NERD:''' ...Ow.

'''IM A BELL:''' C'mon. Let's go find someone who's actually a FAN of us.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' You'll have to buy a mirror. ''{chortle chortle}''</blockquote>

''{cut to a few yards away. A fat otaku carrying a portfolio walks out of a hentai shop}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Did he really try for a job interview at a porn shop? Really? '''BLUEBRY:''' this economy man</blockquote>

'''OTAKU:''' Hmph...

'''IM A BELL:''' Somethin' wrong?

'''OTAKU:''' The owner of the store rejected my Doujin-OH MY GOD YOU'RE BELL.

'''TRACY:''' And of course it's the PERVERTS that like us...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Well DUH. '''SKULLB:''' ''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'' '''BLUEBRY:''' now that's accuracy</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Quiet, you. Um, yeah it's me.

'''OTAKU:''' RECORDS OF BELL IS MY FAVORITE LIVE-ACTION SHOW.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait a minute, didn't his fans write that fan episode? This guy acts nothing like them.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Nice. ...So, what is that rejected doujin

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' gonna smoke up some doujin, man this stuff is so illegal it's rejected by most dealers. it's like double illegal</blockquote>

OF, anyway?

'''OTAKU:''' ...You.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh my</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Huh. Lemme see it.

'''OTAKU:'''''{pulls a small book out of the portfolio, hands it to Bell}'' Here.

'''IM A BELL:'''''{reads}'' Well, no wonder he rejected it! This is all wrong! Here,use this as a reference for me. ''{takes out a picture, hands it to the otaku}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "But my comic wasn't even about you-" "''Shhh''."</blockquote>

'''OTAKU:''' ...Why do you carry around a picture of yourself naked?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Excuse me, but those sentry guns seem oh-so inviting right now. ''{SkullB gets up, but Chwoka puts his hand on his shoulder and eases him down}''</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' You never know when it might come up in a conversation.

'''OTAKU:''' ... Ookay... Anything else I should change?

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, regarding Sarah-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "I have drawn a lot of porn of her. For reference."</blockquote>

'''OTAKU:''' Do you have a picture of HER?

'''IM A BELL:''' ...You pervert.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' You can see me naked, but GOD HELP YOU IF YOU ASK FOR A PICTURE OF MY WIFE</blockquote>

Anyways, you left out one thing. Remember Episode 3, where she mentions a tattoo that cannot be shown on television?

'''OTAKU:''' OH YEAH! Right, I'll change this right away! ''{runs off}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I must make sure that all my ungodly porn fits in with series canon! '''SKULLB:''' I'd like to fit Bell into a cannon. And fire him. Into a brick wall. ... I want to hurt him.</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' ...Okay, this is getting better.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{singing}'' IT'S GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME!</blockquote>

But, why is it all wire-framey? Shouldn't there at least be a sky or something?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' there is no sky because in the internet there is only hell</blockquote>

''{a blue sky appears}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Wow. ...Shouldn't the building all be normal?

''{the buildings become average shops}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Okay, um, and, shouldn't there be like a road or grass or something?

''{sidewalks and roads and grass appears}''

'''TRACY:''' ...This is getting weird. Um... Hey, shouldn't this place be bigger and more... Realistic? Like mountains, and things like that? I mean, all there is is this small place right here and everything else is just wide open fields.

''{mountains appear in the distance, this place starts to look like an average city}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' And these shops are all empty...

''{people appear in the windows of the shops}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''THANASTAAAA'''</blockquote>

'''DON SKULL:''' Speaking of people, besides those you just thought up, this place is completely empty. Where IS everyone?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' they all have lives</blockquote>

''{many, many people appear, startled. A fat man in a suit runs up to Bell and co}''

'''FAT MAN:''' Thank you all. You released us from the Pan-Galactic Recycle Bin. We were trapped in there until you all arrived and undeleted us.

'''IM A BELL:''' WITH OUR MINDS.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I wish I could delete you from my mind.</blockquote>

'''FAT MAN:''' ...Right.

'''DON SKULL:''' So, why were you all deleted?

'''FAT MAN:''' Well, this idiotic hacker programmed a fake SSB game, and it released a virus that deleted everything.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' How do you know this? '''SKULLB:''' He sent out a memo.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Strange. We received that game in the mail, just earlier today. And then a portal to here ripped open and we were pulled in by tentacles and I just realized that Tracy created that and he's.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i think i've asked this before, but that's a dude?</blockquote>

a stupid git. ''{turns around and kicks Tracy in the nuts}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''''HE KICK HIM IN HE NUTBAG''''' '''BLUEBRY:''' is that our new catchphrase '''SKULLB:''' Golly, I hope!</blockquote>

'''FAT MAN:''' Oh, where are my manners? Ahem, I am Robert J. Webnet,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' GET IT GUYS LIKE WORD WIDE '''WEB''' AND THE INTER'''NET''' '''BLUEBRY:''' Truly, a wordsmith.</blockquote>

this city's mayor.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i voted for rodriguez</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Nice to meet you. So, how long will we be stuck here?

'''WEBNET:''' A while, likely.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh boy, another setting change! Are you excited? I'm excited.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Crap.

''{cue credits}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I wish I was dead. '''NACHOMAN:''' You guys do this for ''fun''? Man, screw this I am out of here. ''{NachoMan leaves.}''</blockquote>

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 == Summary ==
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' WHERE'S THE BOMB</blockquote>
 Bell and co get trapped in the internet.
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 '''NACHOMAN:''' MAYBE WE COULD TRADE NUMBERS AND ''BRAWL IT UP'', as the cool kids would say<br/>
 '''BLUEBRY:''' omg we're gonna get gassed kickass</blockquote>
 Strange. I didn't know there was a new Smash game coming out. And I would know.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''THACTIONEVATOPS'''</blockquote>
 ''{all the necessary things you need to do before starting a Brawl occur, but instead of Brawl it's Riot}''
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Super Smash Brothers Brawl is world-renowned for being the one game everybody owns and plays.<br/>'''SKULLB:''' Coincidentally, everybody lives in their basements.</blockquote>
 '''IM A BELL:''' ...What the ''{bleep}''? They don't have KIRBY?
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Records of Bell: GOD I F***ING LOVE KIRBY</blockquote>
 '''TRACY:''' Well, at least nothing strange is happening, like a vortex appears on the TV and metal tentacles come out of it and drag everyone in.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Bell the writer applies his entire knowledge of dramatic irony.<br/>'''SKULLB:''' It's like a got dang lgihting store in here they're hanging so many lampshades.<br>
 '''NACHOMAN:''' Wait I do not get it does the video game have a curse on it or did bell just will there to be tentacles I do not understand</blockquote>
 '''SARAH:''' ...You just HAD to say it, didn't you?
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' There are none but Bell.<br/>'''SKULLB:''' He has the feeling because he lusts for his friend's wife.<br>
 '''NACHOMAN:''' I imagine Bell just sat back after he wrote this scene with a smug look of satisfaction. ''Then'' he unzipped his pants..</blockquote>
 '''SARAH:''' ...Shut up.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' When I read this I hear the voice of a 12-year-old child trying to come off as sarcastic. You know the voice.<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' ...oh my god you're right</blockquote>
 ''{normal}'' C'mon. I think I see something over there.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' That's what this whole show is based on, kid.</blockquote>
 '''IM A BELL:''' Yeah.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' buh<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' Much to Skullbuggy's everlasting shame, he somehow inspired Records of Bell.</blockquote>
 '''NERD:''' Oh yeah, I saw that show once. Too much innuendo.
 <blockquote  class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR HURP DURP</blockquote>
 '''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{punches the nerd}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' You'll have to buy a mirror. ''{chortle chortle}''</blockquote>
 ''{cut to a few yards away. A fat otaku carrying a portfolio walks out of a hentai shop}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' gonna smoke up some doujin, man this stuff is so illegal it's rejected by most dealers. it's like double illegal</blockquote>
 OF, anyway?
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "But my comic wasn't even about you-" "''Shhh''."</blockquote>
 '''OTAKU:''' ...Why do you carry around a picture of yourself naked?
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' there is no sky because in the internet there is only hell</blockquote>
 ''{a blue sky appears}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''THANASTAAAA'''</blockquote>
 '''DON SKULL:''' Speaking of people, besides those you just thought up, this place is completely empty. Where IS everyone?
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''''HE KICK HIM IN HE NUTBAG'''''<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' is that our new catchphrase<br/>'''SKULLB:''' Golly, I hope!</blockquote>
 '''FAT MAN:''' Oh, where are my manners? Ahem, I am Robert J. Webnet,
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh boy, another setting change! Are you excited? I'm excited.</blockquote>
 '''IM A BELL:''' ...Crap.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I wish I was dead.<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' You guys do this for ''fun''? Man, screw this I am out of here.<br/>''{NachoMan leaves.}''</blockquote>