https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FMFT3K%2FRecords_of_Bell%2F13RiffText/MFT3K/Records of Bell/13 - Revision history2026-04-15T19:12:23ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/MFT3K/Records_of_Bell/13&diff=173304&oldid=prevNoxigar: Created page with '== Summary == Bell and Sarah marry <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Bell cant write</blockquote> <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Firstly, ''can't''<br> '''NOXIGAR:''' Secondly...'2011-02-09T02:30:46Z<p>Created page with '== Summary == Bell and Sarah marry <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Bell cant write</blockquote> <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Firstly, ''can't''<br> '''NOXIGAR:''' Secondly...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
Bell and Sarah marry<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Bell cant write</blockquote><br />
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Firstly, ''can't''<br><br />
'''NOXIGAR:''' Secondly, that sentence is actually good; it just needs a period.</blockquote><br />
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'''Cast: Sumo Wrestler, Jigglypuff, Announcer, Im a bell, Sarah, Store Owner, Father Koteigainen, Don Skull'''<br />
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'''Places: Sumo Wrestling Ring, Wedding Shop, Church, Reception'''<br />
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'''Episode Information: 301-Matrimonious Episode 13: Confuscious Say: Man Go To Bed Drunk With Woman Wakes Up With Wedding Ring'''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Confucius Say: My Name Not Spelled Confuscious</blockquote><br />
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'''Insult: anthropomorphic trash cans'''<br />
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'''Credit Joke: Shonen Jump'''<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{open to a sumo wresting ring. A VERY fat sumo wrestler'' <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "PLE-E-E-EASE let me die"</blockquote><br />
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''is fighting Jigglypuff}''<br />
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' I can't see any way Jigglypuff can win this!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' play dirty</blockquote><br />
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''{Jigglypuff breaks a smashball and uses his final smash, pushing the sumo wrestler out of the ring}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Ohhhhh sh** son Jigglypuff bringin the pain</blockquote><br />
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' I guess I spoke too soon!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Just stop speaking then</blockquote><br />
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'''IM A BELL:'''''{walks onscreen}'' WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE SHOW?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' They're both terrible</blockquote><br />
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''{camera swings around to show the announcer is Tracy}''<br />
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'''TRACY:''' THIS! ''{laughs}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' You are the only one laughing</blockquote><br />
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''{cue theme song. cut to a wedding shop. Bell and Sarah are looking through the clothes. Bell holds up a red tuxedo}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' What do you think of this?<br />
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'''SARAH:''' Hmm... Kinda bland.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i'm thinking SEEEEEEEQUIIIIIIIINS</blockquote><br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Hmm... ''{blasts tuxedo. it's jacket now has black flames around the bottom and white horns on the shoulders. the pants are now black}'' <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' this is a real classy wedding</blockquote><br />
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'''SARAH:''' NOW it's better!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' No it's not at all</blockquote><br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Good. Hold on a second. If we're going to film this in Japan, I'll have to do this. ''{inserts a babelfish into the camera}'' <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL<br/>'''SKULLB:''' TOO LATE</blockquote><br />
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ...exactly ''how'' is this funny other than it referencing the 4th wall in an obscure historic reference to the Soviet Union while Gorbachev was around?</blockquote><br />
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Now then. ''{walks up to counter}'' Excuse me, sir. i'd<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''I'd''</blockquote><br />
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like to purchase this tuxedo.<br />
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'''STORE OWNER:''' You ruined it! You have to pay two times the price!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' have you ever BEEN to a store<br/>'''SKULLB:''' You break it, you suck</blockquote><br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Which would be?<br />
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'''STORE OWNER:''' You must pay me 40,000 yen!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' IN ''AMERICAN MONEY'' THAT WOULD BE</blockquote><br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Sure. ''{reaches into pocket, pulls out 40,000 yen, hands to the store owner}'' Here you are, sir.<br />
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'''STORE OWNER:''' Eh-Thank you, sir.<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Sarah! Come on and pick a wedding dress already!<br />
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'''SARAH:''' Okay, okay! Which is better, a pitch-black one, or a white one with red around the bottom?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Neither</blockquote><br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Look, tell ya what! I'll just summon one <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' What, like, with a satanic pentagram?</blockquote><br />
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when we get back. <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Why didn't you just do that for the tux?</blockquote><br />
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'''SARAH:''' That's sounds fine.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' this breaks the number one rule of reality in that WOMEN GO INSANE OVER THEIR WEDDINGS</blockquote><br />
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Personally, I think it's less cliche.</blockquote><br />
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'''STORE OWNER:''' Damn godmodders... <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' You know, this is really the problem with overpowered characters. There are no obstacles.</blockquote><br />
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''{cut to a church. Bell and Sarah are at the podium. Bell is waring}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''wearing''<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' ''warring''</blockquote><br />
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''{the edited tuxedo, and Sarah is wearing a black wedding dress with red around the bottom. The minister is an angry-looking japanese man}''<br />
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'''FATHER KOTEIGAINEN:'''''{loud and high-pitched}'' Do you, Imma... Emo... Emma... H-how do you pronounce this?<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Imothy Albert Bellstrom.<br />
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'''FATHER KOTEIGAINEN:''' Oh. Okay then. Do you, Imothy Bellstrom, take Sarah McAllister to be your lawfully wedded wife?<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' I do.<br />
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'''FATHER KOTEIGAINEN:''' And do you, Sarah McAllister, take Imothy Bellstrom to be your lawfully wedded husband?<br />
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'''SARAH:''' I do.<br />
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'''FATHER KOTEIGAINEN:''' Now, if anyone has any reason why these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold your peace. <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' They typically say this part before the holy unbreakable bond is forged.</blockquote><br />
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'''DON SKULL:'''''{offscreen}'' He's a freak! <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Of all the things wrong with this wedding, you pick that out?</blockquote><br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Screw you, Don Skull!<br />
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'''DON SKULL:''' 'Kay! <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Blood related, SkullB, BLOOD RELATED!</blockquote><br />
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'''FATHER KOTEIGAINEN:''' Okay. You may now kiss the bride.<br />
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''{Bell and Sarah kiss. Cut to the reception}'' <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' EWWWWWWWWWWW THEY'RE ''KISSING''</blockquote><br />
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'''TRACY:''' Heh. So you two finally married. <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Heh. So you conjunctions.<br/>'''SKULLB:''' they don't have conjunctions in NIPPON</blockquote><br />
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The sentence didn't ''need'' conjunctions.</blockquote><br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Yep. Now we don't have to worry about any illegitimate children!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{shudders}''</blockquote><br />
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'''SARAH:''' Uhh... You didn't have to when we weren't married. Reality-bending powers, remember?<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' ...SON OF A-<br />
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''{cue credits}'' <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' No fade to black? Nobody ends up laughing at the end?</blockquote><br />
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I felt the same way about the Wedding Singer in that ''it wasn't funny''</blockquote></div>Noxigar