Noxigar at 02:18, 9 February 2011

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== Summary ==
The freakish five leave the cruise and move to Japan.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' NATURALLY</blockquote>

Oh yeah, and did I mention Bell proposes?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Hey, all! It's the painful "marriage episode"! Strap in for melodrama and excitement!</blockquote>

'''Cast: Im a bell, Tracy, Mature Bling, Sarah, Don Skull, '''

'''Places: Wiki City Dock, Bell's House. Bling's House, Tokyo, Bell's House In Japan, Bling's House In Japan'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' WELL WHO SAW THIS COMING</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Me.</blockquote>

'''Episode Information: 206-Never End A Relationship With A Clingy Girlfriend In A Knife Shop'''

'''Insult: thinly-veiled H2G2 references'''

'''Credit Joke: Douglas Adams'''

== Transcript ==
''{open to Bell doing the Caramelldansen''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Chris Hansen?</blockquote>

''next to Tracy}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Don't Dance So Close To Me. </blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' This is MADNESS!

'''IM A BELL:''' Madness? This. IS. CARAMELL! ''{uses hip to knock Tracy into a pit, continues dancing}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{painful sobs}'' ''{SkullB rips the cushion off of a nearby seat and screams into it.}'' '''CHWOKA:''' ...work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, all...</blockquote>

''{cue theme song. cut to the Wiki City dock. Bell and co are leaving the cruise ship. cut to Bell's house. They all walk onscreen carrying luggage}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Boy, that was fun, wasn't it?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' no</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Yeah.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Riveting excitement!</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' Uh huh.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' never</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' Yep.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Action sequences!</blockquote>

'''DON SKULL:''' Meh.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i hated it</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Right. Well, don't bother unpacking. Pack more.

'''TRACY:''' What? Why?

'''SARAH:''' We're all moving to Japan.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh no</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Really? Why Japan?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Take a wild guess.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' I've always wanted to live in Tokyo.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' WELL WHOOP-DE-FRIGGIN-SH**</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' I thought you wanted to live in Russia.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{singing}'' Mos-COW! Mos-COW!</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Tokyo's more relevant to Sarah's

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, isn't it spelled Sara?</blockquote>

interests.

'''DON SKULL:''' Define "interests".

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Animes. '''SKULLB:''' We all know you're the one who wants to go, Bell, you selfish prick.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' If we did we'd get cancelled.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''canceled''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Yet again, both spellings are correct.</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' So that's the second...

'''IM A BELL:''' What?

'''MATURE BLING:''' There are two things mentioned so far in the show that would get us cancelled

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' again, ''canceled''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Again, both spellings are correct.</blockquote>

that involves Sarah.

'''IM A BELL:''' What's the first?

'''MATURE BLING:''' In episode 103 Sarah mentioned a red skull tattoo that cannot be shown on daytime television.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I LOVE DAYTIME TELEVISION DO YOU WATCH DAYS OF OUR LIVES '''SKULLB:''' OH I LOVE THAT JOKE IT INVOLVES LADIES AND I LIKE LADIES A-HAHAHAHAHA ''{claps furiously and breaks into angry sobs}''</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' Huh? ''{gestures toward right arm}'' It's right h-''Ohh, that'' tattoo.

'''MATURE BLING:''' Right. Now, I propose we stop this before Fox Executive Super Sam kills us.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Every time people try to integrate the WUW into their work, it automatically turns crap. Even in minor ways.</blockquote>

'''EVERYONE ELSE:''' Agreed.

'''IM A BELL:''' Wait. "Propose"? That reminds me. ''{reaches into pocket}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh might as well do it now and not somewhere romantic or intimate '''SKULLB:''' Hell, the manga store is as good as anywhere !!! '''CHWOKA:''' whoops almost forgot to get married lol</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' FINALLY!

'''DON SKULL:''' What-

'''IM A BELL:'''''{takes out a small box, gets down on one knee. is increasingly blushing}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Exponential blushing.</blockquote>

Sarah McAllister, will you... marry me?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Pussy</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' How is proposing ''not'' a bold move?</blockquote>

''{opens box to reveal a gold ring with a chaos emerald on it. The left side of the emerald is yellow, the right side purple, the bottom tip green, the inner left orange, and the inner right blue}''

'''SARAH:''' Wh-what in GOD'S NAME is that gem on the ring?

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Is that a no?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "Yes."</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' Of course not!

'''IM A BELL:''' Hooray!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' He doesn't even get out of his seat.</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' We'll get married tomorrow in Tokyo.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' but what about the rehearsal dinnerrrrrrrrrrrr '''SKULLB:''' Don't mention dinner, he might pull out a YouTube Poop reference.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Good.

'''SARAH:'''''{to everyone but Bell}'' Get out. NOW.

''{everybody but Sarah and Bell run out of the house. Cut to Bling's house next door}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' We shouldn't go back there for a few hours.

'''TRACY:''' Eep.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''<big><big>THE JOKE IS THAT THEY ARE HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS</big></big>'''</blockquote>

''{cut back to Bell's house to a few hours later. Everyone is carrying even more suitcases}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Each one filled with corpses. '''SKULLB:''' And animes, don't forget the animes. '''CHWOKA:''' No. Just corpses.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Alright. Let's go.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Jesus, that was a long time.</blockquote>

''{everyone exits the house. cut to an airport in Tokyo. A plane lands. Bell and co exit the plane}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG JEEZ</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, here we are. Tokyo. Our new home.

'''SARAH:''' Why do I have the feeling I left the coffee pot on?

'''IM A BELL:''' I doubt it, considering you have it with you. ...And that I destroyed our houses.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' yeah why try to sell a house in this market '''SKULLB:''' Economy whoop !!! ''{Canned laughter.}'' '''CHWOKA:''' I don't even think Bell owned those houses, considering he's never done a day of work in his life.</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' Oh. Good.

'''TRACY:''' So, where do we live?

'''IM A BELL:''' I've found two houses side by side in the Ginza district.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "Ginza" means "Red Light" in Japanese.</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...The district with the most expensive real estate on Terra?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Why do I feel you're a talking brochure '''SKULLB:''' Why do I feel you're reading from a manga '''CHWOKA:''' What's Terra?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Terra is Latin for Earth. In other words, not a Japanese reference.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Yep.

'''MATURE BLING:''' How'd you afford them?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' IT'S THIS COOL HIP NEW THING CALLED A "TIMESHARE"</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' I have powers to create money. How else?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Counterfeiting = Creating money</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...How in God's name haven't you been put in prison yet?

'''IM A BELL:''' Simple. Everybody knows you can't confine me within anything.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "Until after 11 because that's my curfew {{smith}}"</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Good point. Now, why do we need to houses?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' WE NEED TO HOUSE ''RIGHT NOW''</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' One's for me and Sarah, and the other's for you three.

'''MATURE BLING:''' And why did you decide to-Wait, don't answer that.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' '''''SEX'''''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Drugs and rock & roll.</blockquote>

''{cut to two houses in the Ginza district. From now on they are to be referred to as Bell's House and Bling's House}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{takes notes}'' '''SKULLB:''' Will this be on the test</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You mean that damn ''doctor'' is making you do ''tests'' based on these fanstuff?</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Okay. This is me and Sarah's house, and this is your's.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' He says, without even doing so much as to lift a finger for indication.</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Got it.

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, we'll see ya tomorrow.

''{everybody enters their respective homes. fade to black. cue credits}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' What the f*** kind of ending was that</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' A cue to the next episode's plot. Also a day-ender.</blockquote>

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Noxigar at 02:18, 9 February 2011