Noxigar at 19:01, 8 February 2011

2011-02-08T19:01:03Z

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== Summary ==
Three new spinoffs are announced.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Remember ''Joey''?</blockquote>

'''Cast: Tracy, Mature Bling, John Cleese,'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Chwoka weeps just a little bit}''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It's probably just a John Cleese stuntdouble. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' At least it's not a "Japanese" actor, since you and Skullbuggy seem so worried about that.</blockquote>

'''Im a bell, Sarah McAllister, Don Skull, Kuro, Kinzo, Kan'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN '''CHWOKA:''' Yes we Kan?</blockquote>

'''Places: Deck, In Front Of A Volcano,'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Pardon me for being anal-retentive but you would die if you were right in front of lava '''CHWOKA:''' Hey, cut him some slack! Volcanoes aren't active all the time!</blockquote>

'''Forest, '''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Aaaaaand then it stops?</blockquote>

'''Episode Information: 204-Always Make Sure Godmodding Enemies Can't Come Back'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' It's not really godmodding if there's only one writer.</blockquote>

'''Insult: albatross'''

'''Credit Joke: The Whole Monty Python Troupe'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "Hey have you heard that lumberjack song pretty funny eh?????" '''CHWOKA:''' an ex-parrot el-oh-el</blockquote>

== Transcript ==
''{open to Tracy and Mature Bling on the deck}''

'''TRACY:''' Say, Bling?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' SAY WHAAAAAA</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{imitating a lame director}'' No no no, man. You're making me fall asleep. To ''death,'' bro! Okay, the line is-</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Yeah?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{screaming at the top of his lungs}'' YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' Were was Niblet last episode?

'''MATURE BLING:''' Uhh... He-he

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Hehe.</blockquote>

left.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' - right!</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' "Left"?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' - right, left!</blockquote>

We're in the middle of the ocean, how could he have left?

'''MATURE BLING:''' Uhh...

'''TRACY:''' What are you trying to hide from me?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Congratulations! You're adopted!</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Uhh... Aah... ''{takes out a metal bat, hits Tracy with it}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' it's not illegal if they're in international waters</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' OW! What was that f-

''{Mature Bling beats Tracy to death. cut to John Cleese at a desk.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...</blockquote>

''{An erupting volcano is in the background}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' My apologies, SkullB. This is not inactive. '''SKULLB:''' I'll never forgive you! ''{Chwoka sobs.}''</blockquote>

'''JOHN CLEESE:''' And now for something completely different.

''{cut to a forest. Bell is there dressed as the It's Man}''

'''IM A BELL:''' IT'S-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' AWFUL</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{singing}'' Shout, shout. 
LET IT ALL OUT. 
These are the things I can do without. 
COME ON 
I'm talking to you 
COME ON 
</blockquote>

''{cue theme song.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{imitating Gumby}'' MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUSUSUS</blockquote>

''cut back to the deck. Bell and co are there. Tracy is standing on a blood stain, likely from what happened before the theme song}''

'''IM A BELL:''' So-

'''SARAH:''' Wait. What's with the blood stain?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' It is perfectly natural and it's part of becoming a woman</blockquote>

'''TRACY & BLING:''' Don't ask.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Don't tell.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Anyways, I recently got an anonymous email reading "I'll be back in 204". Now, this episode's production number is 204.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Maybe they meant room 204. '''SKULLB:''' More like Room 101! ''{Silence.}'' '''SKULLB:''' Son of a bitch, nobody gets it? Huh. '''CHWOKA:''' If it's any consoltation, I get it.</blockquote>

So, someone's coming here today.

'''DON SKULL:''' I wonder who...

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, anyone else know?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i bet their name ends with kan or san or sushi or something</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Probably only one of those three is correct.</blockquote>

'''KURO & KINZO:''' We do.

'''IM A BELL:''' You do?

'''KINZO:''' Yeah. He's-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' just awful</blockquote>

''{a flash of light appears above Bell's head. It transforms into Kan,}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' '''RIGHT ON THE DOT I GUESSED IT RIGHT ON THE DOT'''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The other two will be incorrect, however.</blockquote>

''{and lands on his head}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Whose head? You're being pretty unclear here.</blockquote>

'''KAN:'''''{bends over to look at Bell's face}'' Well, hey there, Bellboy!

'''IM A BELL:'''''{eye twitching}'' Don't call me that.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Nobody calls me chicken.</blockquote>

'''KAN:''' What, Bellboy? What's-

''{Im a bell throws Kan into the air and fires a ball of energy at his head, destroying it, and then quickly heals}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' WHAT THE SH**</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Crap. I forgot. Well, I can just take away your powers.

'''KAN:''' Oh, no you don't! ''{breaks off Cell arm, extends wire arm at Bell, grabs him, and flings him into the air. Kan then lands}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' How does any of this prevent Bell from using his reality-bending powers?</blockquote>

Ooh, too slow.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{chokes a bit}'' THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID</blockquote>
<blockquote>''{Noxigar shakes his head with disappointment}'' </blockquote>

''{retracts wine arm,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' If I had a wine arm it would be the best arm.</blockquote>

''reattaches Cell arm}''

''{Bell lands, rushes at Kan, and tries to punch him in the face, but Kan dodges it and kicks him in the nuts}''

'''IM A BELL:''' AACK. ''{coughs up blood}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...um...wow</blockquote>

'''KAN:''' Ahh, you got blood ALL OVER my mask!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "Ahh"? Is he satisfied? Refreshed? Relaxed?</blockquote>

Anyways, I'm not here to fight.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' but I did anyway.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Oh. You AREN'T?

'''KAN:''' No. I'm actually here to take Kuro and Kinzo.

'''IM A BELL:''' Why?

'''KURO:''' We're dong a spinoff.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' And you'll never be seen again.</blockquote>

'''KINZO:''' It's called "Kuro Kan & Kinzo".

'''KAN:''' It has episodes once in a while!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{singing}'' ONCE IN A LIFETIME! ''{Silence}'' '''CHWOKA:''' Son of a bitch, nobody gets it? '''SKULLB:''' If it's any con-sult-a-mation, Chwoka, I get it.</blockquote>
<blockquote>''{Chwoka and SkullB. make passionate love on the floor}'' 
'''NOXIGAR:''' No, wait, this is a theatre; there isn't ''that'' much floor space.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Okay... See ya.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "Wouldn't wanna be ya!" ''{raspberry}''</blockquote>

'''KAN:''' Right. ''{grabs Kuro and Kinzo, disappears}''

'''SARAH:''' ...Well, THAT was stupid. You wasted an entire episode to announce a spinoff?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Records of Bell: What Fourth Wall? ''{destroys a city}'' </blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Three spinoffs, actually. We're also doing "The Bellstrom Angels", which takes place entirely in heaven,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' who plays charlie</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Charlie plays Charlie. In a voicebox.</blockquote>

and "His Unholiness", who

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Don't you mean "which"? I get the feeling Bell doesn't even care anymore.</blockquote>

stars Unholy Tracy as it's anti-hero protagonist

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' like batman '''SKULLB:''' Except retarded</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And without that ''Bat Credit Card''</blockquote>

and Mature Bling as his sidekick.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Like Robin. And still gay.</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Wait, do I have to leave as well?

'''IM A BELL:''' No, no. That show takes place in the future.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' FUTURE EVENTS SUCH AS THESE WILL AFFECT YOU IN THE FUTURE</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' Wait, who's Unholy-

'''TRACY:''' You need not

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' - apply.</blockquote>

know

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Is that English '''SKULLB:''' He talks like a villain from the Superfriends.</blockquote>

until it happens.

'''SARAH:''' What...

''{cue credits}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Fantastic five stars!!!!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Read: Zero stars</blockquote>

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Noxigar at 19:01, 8 February 2011