Noxigar: /* Season 5: Civilization Phase III */

2011-11-10T07:27:08Z

‎Season 5: Civilization Phase III

Noxigar: BEHOLD! CORN!

2011-02-07T17:17:02Z

BEHOLD! CORN!

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[[Records Of Bell/Records|Original]]
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Oh look, the original is deleted. That's sad. Now I can't watch Records of Bell ''without'' the riffs and stupid doctors who don't deserve their Ph.D's.</blockquote>

= Host Segment 1 =
''{The cast is on the theater floor, asleep.}''

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh, great. They conked out barely over an episode through.

''{Assistant walks in and slaps Chwoka around a bit.}''

'''ASSISTANT:''' Wake up, you!

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{wakes up}'' Huh what?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' NAPTIME'S OVER!</blockquote>

''{Dr. Brainfreeze walks onscreen}''

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Did we say you could fall asleep?

'''CHWOKA:''' Did you say we couldn't?

'''ASSISTANT:''' ''{to Dr. Brainfreeze}'' Did we?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' We did.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''Bullshit''</blockquote>

'''ASSISTANT:''' Well we did get them to fall asleep, so maybe that-

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' No, you fool! How are we supposed to rule a world filled with sleeping people!

'''ASSISTANT:''' Pretty easil-

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{waking up}'' Shut up! Some of us are trying to sleep!

'''SKULLB:''' ''{wakes up, yawns}'' I taste blood and tears.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' DAMN IT, SKULLBUGGY!</blockquote>

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' It's become clear that the last fanstuff was a bit too... harsh?

'''SKULLB:''' I feel like a part of me is missing.

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' So, instead of prolonging the torture, we're bringing you another fiction by Im a bell!

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, the irony!

'''CHWOKA:''' That's not ironic at a-

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' YES IT IS.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' Shut up, I'm tired.

'''ASSISTANT:''' This time around, we've got a series starring the great characters of the Bellverse!

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, Christ-

'''ASSISTANT:''' Follow their wacky adventures in Japan and other places!

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Hm! Yes, it's fitting, in a way.

'''SKULLB:''' Why would you do this to us again?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Why not? I'm an awful, awful person! I do this kind of thing to people who aren't evil!

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Isn't that ice?</blockquote>

'''ASSISTANT:''' That's what villains do!

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, God, then just get it over with.

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' We shall!

''{The evil pair leave}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, don't we get a breakfas-

'''ASSISTANT:''' ''{offscreen}'' EVIL!

''{end segment}''

= MOVIE =
''The following is a still-active fanstuff. The revision shown may not be up-to-date. This is the revision that was on the page at 18:55, 14 March 2009 (UTC), with red links deleted.''

[[Image:RoBcastsprite.PNG|700px|Temporary banner]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' From left to right: Skullbuggy, A Flasher, Goku, Anatomically-Incorrect Female, Angry(?) Samurai, Skullbuggy. 
'''SKULLB:''' Those are some handsome robots. That could just be me talking, but...</blockquote>

== News ==
*I have a case of writer's block! If you have any episode suggestions, please tell me on the talk page!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Bell and friends get run through a woodchipper! 
'''SKULLB:''' Don Skull explodes! 
'''BLUEBRY:''' Sarah turns out to be a man! 
'''CHWOKA:''' Ducks peck out Tracy's eyes! 
'''BLUEBRY:''' Bell develops a sense of humor! 
'''SKULLB:''' Woah now, Bluebry, that's a bit farfetched, don't you think?</blockquote>

== Information ==
*All episode names are written like proverbs that loosely relate to the episode itself. Don't count on an episode title foreshadowing anything.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I don't really see any of them as proverbs - too specific. Aside from Episode 1, that is.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{imitating NachoMan}'' IN VIRIDIAN FOREST THE CATCH RATE FOR WEEDLE IS ''I'' CHECK YOU '''CHECK'''</blockquote>

*Seasons have six episodes each, like the British comedy ''Black Adder''.
*All season names are Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention album titles

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...Couldn't you have used, like, something with artistic merit?</blockquote>

that seem to relate to the seasons themselves(but don't). I will explain the titles, for you may not understand the puns
**Season 1; Bell meets three new friends. They have a lot in common with him.
**Season 2; The entire season takes place on a cruise liner.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Gimmicks</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Sitcoms have all sorts of gimmicks.</blockquote>
**Season 3; Bell and co move to Japan, which is much more advanced.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Gimmicks</blockquote>
**Season 4; Nothing changes. AT ALL.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Good! '''SKULLB:''' Something about this is good? No way.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''WEIGH''</blockquote>
**Season 5; This is the third time the cast had to change where they are currently living.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Gimmicks again.</blockquote>
*Any birthday special is open to the public, but I can and will kick out any guests I want, if they are considered ruining the party. (read: All of Raiku & Zoo's characters)

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' So it's not ''your'' characters that have god mode constantly on. No, it's some kid and a Pokemon. Okay, sure.</blockquote>

== Episodes ==

*[[/0|Pilot: Family Reunion]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Doesn't seem like a very good proverb to me.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It's a better name for a pilot episode than "Pilot," at least.</blockquote>

=== Season 1: The Perfect Stranger ===
#[[/1|Episode 1: The Pain Of Loss Can Drive Even The Most Cold-Hearted Insane]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' In which Bell loses his animes and kills a man</blockquote>

bbb2. [[/2|Episode 2: When Trashing A Robot, Remember To Destroy It Completely]] 
bbb3. [[/3|Episode 3: When Dating, Don't Say You Live With Your Mom]] 
bbb4. [[/4|Episode 4: Never Wikipedia Your Opponent. All The Info Will Be Removed Because Of No Notability]] 
bbb5. [[/5|Episode 5: It's Best to Get Demon Possessions Checked Out Ahead of Time]] 
bbb6. [[/6|Episode 6: Never Bring Embarrassments On Cruises With You]] 

=== Season 2: Cruisin' With Ruben & The Jets ===
#[[/7|Episode 7: Always Retroactively Retcon All Retcons]]
#[[/8|Episode 8: Never Battle The Dead Or The Immortal, Because Either Way You Can't Kill Them]]
#[[/9|Episode 9: Old Concepts Never Die, They Just Disappear]]
#[[/10|Episode 10: Always Make Sure Godmodding Enemies Can't Come Back]]
#[[/11|Episode 11: Never Let A Weak-Hearted "Collins" Read About His Ancestry]]
#[[/12|Episode 12: Never End A Relationship With A Clingy Girlfriend In A Knife Shop]]

<blockquote>[[/hostsegment2|Host Segement 2]]</blockquote>

=== Season 3: Ahead Of Their Time ===
#[[/13|Matrimonious Episode 13: Confuscious Say: Man Go To Bed Drunk With Woman Wakes Up With Wedding Ring]]
#[[/14|Episode 14: Always Check And Make Sure You Have No Rivals Living There Before You Move]]
#[[/15|Episode 15: No Matter How Many Times You Deny It, His Power Level Is Always Over 9000]]
#[[/16|Episode 16: Never Postpone A Purge Lest There Be A Riot]]
#[[/17|Episode 17: Do Not Keep Feral Forms Of Yourself In The House]]
<blockquote>[[/special1|MFT3K Special: The Records of Bell Comic!]]</blockquote>
bbb6. [[/18|Episode 18: Always Inform Your Superiors That You're Moving Halfway Across The World Lest They Find You]]

=== Season 4: You Are What You Is ===
#[[/19|Episode 19: Never Leave Your Power Suit At Home When Battling Game Enemies]]
#[[/20|Episode 20: Never Get Writer's Block and Stay Home]]
#[[/21|Episode 21: Don't Make Obvious "Fast and Furious" Parodies Lest They End In Shame]]
#[[/22|Episode 22: Soundboards Make the Dumbest of Jokes Seem Like Comedy Gold]]
#[[/23|Episode 23: Maybe I'm the One Who is a Schizophrenic Psycho/Never Try To Talk To Your Own Soul. He's a Total Prick]]
#[[/24|Episode 24: Always Bring A Game Guide With You]]

=== Season 5: Civilization Phase III ===
#[[/25|Episode 25: When Making Secondary Main Character-Based Episodes, Choose Them Carefully]]
#[[/26|Episode 26: Never Get A Popup Blocker Named "blok ur popupz for FREEEEEEE."]]
#[[/27|Episode 27: Never Buy Your Wife "Super Football Bros." For Christmas]]
#[[/28|Episode 28: Confusing RPG, The Genre, With RPG, The Weapon, Can Get You Imprisoned]]

<blockquote>[[/hostsegment4|Host Segement 4]]</blockquote>

#[[/29|Episode 29: Deletion is Not Somethhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]]

== hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ==
*[[/Open|hhhhhhhhhhhhh]]
*[[/Credit|hhhhhhhhhhhhhh]]
*[[/Nick|hhhhhhhhh]]

<blockquote>[[/hostsegment5|hhhhhhhhhhatred]]</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' DEEP HURTING, DEEEEEP HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHURTING.</blockquote>

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