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''{The episode starts with a black screen, and we hear two voices.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i always hear two voices</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I always hear thousands of voices. Often telling me different instructions related to what's going on.</blockquote>

'''VOICE #1:''' Come on

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' eileen</blockquote>

Forsythe! What 'ya doin'? Get the stupid cap off the freakin' camera!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Otherwise how're we gonna show all those hot bitches how we roll in the mothafuckin' suburbs???"</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It's drivin' me out of my mind. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' That's why it's hard for me to find 
'''NOXIGAR:''' This riff's attempt at humor successful.</blockquote>

'''VOICE #2:''' I'm doing it Jake! I'm doing it!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I can FLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Nice try, Peter Pan. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Wait, I keep dreaming myself as Captain Hook. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' FFFFFFFF-</blockquote>

So shut up about that!

''{The cap comes off, and we see Jake and Forsythe looking into the camera.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Welcome to the House of Screams. '''CHWOKA:''' Wait, if Forsythe had to take the cap off, shouldn't he be filming this?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You'll fall in love and be screamin' "DEMON"</blockquote>

'''JAKE:''' OH HI! The show is ready! Yay!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Considering his age is "unknown," I have no idea how angry I should be right now.</blockquote>

''{Jake takes his shirt off and starts flexing.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' guys seriously is it hot in here because im sweating '''SKUB:''' God no, I'm feeling it too.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't know about you guys I'm '''freezing''' I should turn up the heat after I'm done with this rubbish.</blockquote>

'''JAKE:''' Do I make you squee in delight?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'm going to— to pretend that he meant to type "squeegee" so they could at least pass that off as being a word that normal people use '''CHWOKA:''' Considering his age is "unknown," I have no idea how uncomfortable I should be right now.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Considering his humor modus is unknown, I have no idea how comfortable I should be right now.</blockquote>

'''FORSYTHE:''' Showoff.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Hey, isn't the show called Forsythe and Friends? Because right now, it looks a lot more like Forsythe and... non-hostile acquaintance.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Non-hostile acquaintance does have a ring to it.</blockquote>

'''JAKE:''' My body is too much for you~

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This is a robot hedgehog. This is supposed to be sexy. '''BLUEBRY:''' it is</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' '''''HA ! HA ! HA ! HA !'''''</blockquote>

'''FORSYTHE:''' STOP SHOWING OFF JAKE!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' hey i need to go to the bathroom ''{exit Bluebry}''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''Good riddance''</blockquote>

''{Jake stops flexing.}''

'''JAKE:''' I bet I have many fangirls now!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Well Bluebry's not a ''girl'' but '''CHWOKA:''' "I have the many girlfriends of me!"</blockquote>

'''FORSYTHE:''' Let's just end the episode.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' so why is the show named after this guy '''NACHOMAN:''' no don't you understand, it's the main character's job to be the bland one, like in zarel emails or 1-up emails or x is the new y</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' except Zarel isn't bland 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Although ''finally'' they manage to say that 1-Up Emails and X is the New Y are terrible, even if for entirely imprecise reasons.</blockquote>

''{The screen fades to black.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{reenters}'' hey was that it</blockquote>

==FUN FACTS==

* The show was originally written in 2007, then rewritten in 2009.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This had to be rewritten? This is a second draft? And still, the author does not pick up that maybe something should happen?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It's a ''pilot'' 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Although that doesn't excuse 'em</blockquote>

Believe me, the script for this episode was WAY crappier then the current script.

* This episode is also the shortest episode.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' considering the fact that the other episodes have a wordcount of 0,</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't have to riff you guys anymore! 
'''NOXIGAR:''' YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!</blockquote>

The old scripts for the show's other episodes are longer then this episode.

* I like saying episode. :3

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You can't spell "this is the only episode that she made" without "piiissss". '''CHWOKA:''' :33</blockquote>

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