Noxigar: ...{shrugs}

2011-02-06T23:34:36Z

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''{Acidgrrl warps away}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Good--she's keeping her distance.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Wait, didn't she say hey'd be here in chapter 8?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Awww... Hey didn't make it.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Hey must've gone to the Friend Zone.</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' ... Crap.

'''H44WP:''' ''{Laughs evilly and pulls a lever.}''

''{A giant spider falls from the ceiling.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' DONT SHOOT ITS JUST SOME CURSED GUY oh wait this isnt ocarina of time </blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' O_o

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' How do you say that? "Oo-wuh-oo"? That's how I'd say it."</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:'''''{weirded out}'' I don't know how you said that!

''{Cut to 20X6. I am bell is fighting Stinkoman, 1-Up, and Pan Pan. I am Acidgrrl voips in}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Oh, hey, sis! What're you doing here?

'''ACIDGRRL:''' It's a long story. But i'll tell it anyway.

''{30 MINUTES LATER... everyone except acidgrrl is covered in dust and spiderwebs}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Those are some fast spiders. At that speed, they've already eaten you.</blockquote>

'''ACIDGRRL:''' And then I voiped over here!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Acidgrrl, duid

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I think you mean "druid" ''{does a nerdy inhale}''</blockquote>

you HAVE to read the entire transcript of Bell Quest? ''And'' describe the Bell Quest poster in detail?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "We went deaf ''and'' blind!"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' I like that about her.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Uhh... I don't think Badstar will like this matchup any more than Acidgrrl+Bellson.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' They were such a cute, incestuous couple...</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The DNA test results prove otherwise. They also prove that Bellsion is 

'''NOT''' 

The father.</blockquote>

'''I AM BELL:''' Well, lets go get my clone and the annoying guys. Where are they, anyway?

'''BELLZAR:'''''{from inside 1-up's stomach}'' HELP US!!!! 1-up thought we were pudding!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Uhh... right. Pudding...

'''WATASHI BERU:''' ''{From inside the stomach.}'' Hey! I found the little dangly thing that makes him puke!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' What, like there's a name for it? 
'''CHWOKA:''' There is, but it sounds dirty, so Bell won't use it.</blockquote>

''{1-up pukes kirbies}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh god!</blockquote>

'''ACIDGRRL:''' They're sooo cute!

'''1-UP:''' I don't know how I did that!

''{Cut to Stink-up.(20X6 Badstar.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' It's like they just took a bottle of punctuation marks and lightly shook it over this sentence.</blockquote>

'''STINK-UP:''' Can we just go already?!!!

'''ACIDGRRL:''' If you want to. ''{smiles}''

''{I Am Bell deuces Acidgrrl in the face}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Stop it Acidgrrl. Badstar didn't like Bellson+Acidgrrl. 1-up+Acidgrrl was crap. And I'm not sure about Acidgrrl+Stink-up, but it will probably be a failure.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Gets around more than the town bike.</blockquote>

'''STINK-UP:''' Yeah. Let's stop with all the disgusting romance. ''{Shudders at romance.}''

'''ACIDGRRL:''' Bro, you forgot Harvax+Acidgrrl.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' WHA-HO</blockquote>

'''I AM BELL:'''''{weirded out}'' How many relationships have you been in?!!

'''ACIDGRRL:''' About 5,000.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh god, the VDs she's collected...</blockquote>

'''STINK-UP:''' Quick! Acidgrrl, teleport us out of here!

'''ACIDGRRL:''' Ummm... I can't teleport. I used up all of the power. And nobody else knows how to teleport.

'''STINK-UP:''' Stinkoman, does'nt Pan Pan have a teleportaion device?

'''I AM BELL:''' I tink I used to know... But yeah, Pan-Pan does!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I tink you should have used spellcheck.</blockquote>

''{Cut to Pan-Pan's house}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Alright, what do you want?

'''PAN-PAN:''' Badalang.

'''I AM BELL:''' THE GOLDEN-BELL FLIER?!!! THAT'S MY SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

'''I AM SHINEZ:''' I have an idea.

''{cut to a hangar. I Am ShineZ is painting a ship gold}''

'''I AM SHINEZ:''' Look good so far little bro? ''{continues painting. hums "I Am The Slime"}''

''MEANWHILE...''

'''STRONG BAD:'''''{from phone}'' The Pizz?

'''IM A BELL:''' Yes. We'd like to order an XXXXXXXXL pizza. Half olives, half Parsley Fruit and Nuclear waste.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Lesson 102 in Komedy: Things that aren't normal are inherently funny!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{squints at the XXXXXXXXL pizza part of the line of dialogue}'' So, 8-strikes-in-a-row and L pizza ''isn't'' funny. Nevermind.</blockquote>

''{The Cheat appears carrying a gigantic pizza}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' Mehdihlehmeh!

'''IM A BELL:''' $20?!!! Outrageous! Imma chargin' mah lazer, Imma firin' mah lazer, SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I vomited in my mouth and swallowed it and found it more pleasurable than the preceding line.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' For once 

'''I AGREE''' 

Except for the puking part.</blockquote>

''{a lazer comes out of Im a bell's mouth and into The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' MEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{Cut back to 20X6}''

'''I AM BELL:''' For some strange reason, I feel like firing a lazor into Cheatball out of my mouth...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I don't think time works the way you think it does, Bell.</blockquote>

'''STINK-UP:''' Well, Pan Pan, heres your new ship!

'''PAN-PAN:''' BADALAAANG!!!! Badabadalang! <"yaaaayy!!!! You can use the teleport!">

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Usually characters are mute so that they're animal-like or mysterious. Having the translation be wrote by Im A Bell is a blow to the character's gut</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Some Homestarrunner.com characters would like to have a word with you.</blockquote>

''{Cut to everybody in front of the machine.They are about to use it, when all of a sudden, an angry Pan Pan enters the room.}''

'''PAN-PAN:''' BADALAAAANG!!!!! <"It's a fake!!!">

'''I AM BELL:''' Uh oh. Brother, you better think of something quick!

'''BELLZAR:''' I'll take care of him! GOLDEN TORNADO BELL BLAST! SHOOP DA' WHOOP!

'''I AM BELL:''' Nice!

'''BELLZAR:''' Ummm... the attack isi'nt working!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah, and Chwoka isi'nt wanting to punch you in the face.</blockquote>

'''I AM BELL:''' I see the problem. You dinna charge yah lazar!! Imma chargin' mah lazer, Imma firin' mah lazer, SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!!!!!!!

''{a lazer comes out of I am bell's''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Capitalizing names: Optional?</blockquote>

''mouth and into Pan-Pan}''

'''STINK-UP:''' Let's go!

'''I AM BELL:''' Okay.

''{Everyone voips away}''

'''END OF CHAPTER 7!!!'''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Pfft, this wasn't nearly as long as I had hoped it would be. Misleading title, yeah in some cases the riffing of this show is warranted.</blockquote>

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Noxigar: ...{shrugs}