Noxigar at 22:20, 6 February 2011

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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Hello, everyone! It's time to play "UNFUNNY JOKE REVOLUTION". If you must know, it involves-Nah, not worth it to turn things into gameshow humour.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Count your blessings, kids.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Start counting ''your'' blessings while you're at it.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Where are they?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Who are "they"?</blockquote>

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Those idiots,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Any idiots in particular?</blockquote>

they fell into their own trap!

''{pan down to show H44WP and the newly released Pure Watashi are stuck in a pit}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' He can't see nor hear the people directly below him.</blockquote>

'''PURE WATASHI:''' Don't worry, once I'm Demon Bell, We'll break out of here!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' One insecure little trap. You shouldn't be able to break out of it.</blockquote>

''{Pure Watashi transforms into Demon Bell and breaks out of the pit with H44}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' That was quick.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' She said, with disappointment in her eyes before departing with a metric ton of regret.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Crap.

''{Demon Bell pushes everybody into the giant mutant rat pit the door shuts. Everthing dark. Only eyes are seen.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' IS EVERTHING DARK A PART OF SPOOK CLIFF? 
'''CHWOKA:''' Become one with Spook Cliff.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Bellson, you are stepping on my foot.

'''BELLSON:''' Uhh... that's not me!

'''MUTANT RAT:''' Screeee!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I didn't see anything about the Mutant Rat entering, so I should assume he was there the entire time. Thus, part of the main cast. Or they could be in mutant-rat land, I don't know, they never described the setting. '''SKULLB:''' Or, perhaps, it just phased into reality. That seems to be working for the author so far.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I thought the setting was described as SPOOK CLIFF. But that's just me.</blockquote>

'''BELLSON:''' Why dos everyhing want to bite my head?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Why dos everyhing have to me misspelled? 
'''CHWOKA:''' I wouldn't immediately assume he wants to eat your head. If I were an inexplicably mutated rat, I would go for the feet first so they can't run away.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Have you ever tasted your head?

'''VEGEROT:'''''{weirded out}'' W-what do you mean by that?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Well, I thought the question was pretty straightforward.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Sarcasm from all angles of the board! ...it's not funny.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Uhhh... lights please!

''{Vegerot lights a match. Camera pans out to show a million giant mutan rats surrounding everybody.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Aha! They were in mutant-rat land, apparently! Or mut'''an'''-rat, as it may be.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' OH CRAP!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Fun fact: exclamation points =/= volume</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Fun fact: Nobody cares.</blockquote>

'''HOMESCHOOL WINNER:''' Hold on. Ba-Weep Gra-Na-Weep Ninnibon!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Klaptu Barada ''Nik''tu!</blockquote>

''{one of the rats bites Ebeneezer's arm}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Why didn't it work? It worked in Transformers, but why not here?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This, folks, is the smart character.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' NERD!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Coming from ''you''?!</blockquote>

''{Everybody runs away, but Bellson stays.}''

'''BELLSON:''' Uhh... so who likes tacos?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Yeah, nice, nice. Gonna talk about waffles and pie next, o master of random comedy?</blockquote>

'''ALL RATS:''' We do!!!!!

'''BELLSON:''' Well, too bad!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Such charm.</blockquote>

''{Bellson headbutts some of the rats. that sends some rats flying through the air. Rats charge at Bellson, but Bellson delivers a very painful Flying spin kick,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh, come on. Now he's just making stuff up.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Or he's poorly performing karate, to name one out of many martial arts being erroneously used in oh-so-many Hollywood films.</blockquote>

''which sends some rats flying. Some more rats charge at him, but he punches them in the stomach and sends an uppercut to their faces, which sends even more rats flying. The rats run away, scared to death.}''

'''VEGEROT:''' WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FIGHT LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?

'''BELLSON:''' Soul Reaper Academy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Soul Raper Academy. '''SKULLB:''' How eerily accurate.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Hey, they don't teach you that type of fighting there! I should know. I teach there during my freetime. Ever notice how weak Kenpachi is?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Mary Sue.</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:'''''{weirded out}'' Weak?!!

''{Bellson feels a tapping on his shoulder. He turns around. 100 hundred Extremeley big muscular rats are staring at him. Bellson sighs and starts beating the crap out of the rats.}''

'''BELLSON:''' This is getting annoying.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' OH YES IT IS</blockquote>

Heads up!

''{Bellson hits a rat head into Im a bell with a tennis racket}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Um... EWW!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' How is this man not today's Hemingway or Twain? This writing... this writing... this writing ''is''.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Need any help, Bellson?

'''BELLSON:''' Nah, I got this covered! Oh, I think you can help.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "I've got it all done with, but you can help me finish the job!"</blockquote>

One of those rats are trying to eat Vegerot.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' BE CAREFUL I THINK IT ATE SUBJECT-VERB AGREEMENT</blockquote>

Go stop it.

''{Badstar save Vegerot.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Subject-verb agreement does seem to have gone AWOL. How I envy it. 
'''SKULLB:''' I envies it too, Bluebry. I envies it too.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' AWOL is where you guys should be going as far as this fanfic is concerned.</blockquote>

''{1 HOUR LATER...}''

'''H44WP:''' Uhh... Demonic Bellstrom? There's a problem.

'''''END OF CHAPTER 5!'''''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Everyone walks out of the theater. Chwoka carries Skullbuggy}''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{excited}'' YES! It's- ''{not-so-excited}'' not over.</blockquote>

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Noxigar at 22:20, 6 February 2011