Noxigar at 21:43, 6 February 2011

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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh, wait, never mind. God is dead and Bell killed him.</blockquote>

''{The limo swerves around, crashes through a sign that say's

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' HUsgHUIHISDFLEARN YOUR APOSTROPHES</blockquote>

''"You are now leaving free country usa.", and swerves off a cliff.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' VEGEROT! deploy the rocket boosters!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The combination of all-lower case and stacked exclamation points is hurting my head.<br/>
'''SKULLB:''' how can you not like lower case and exclamation points!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

''{rockets come out of the front of the limo. It is propelled back onto the edge of the cliff. A large metal warhouse is there. cut to the inside of the warehouse}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Missile rockets, or blasting-off rockets?</blockquote>

'''?????:''' Oh, crap. Guys, they're here!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh, crap, they noticed us!</blockquote>

'''????-?????:''' What are we doing here? We are supposed to be on the cliff farther away.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' You have bases on both cliffs? (Clifves? Clivves?)</blockquote>

'''?? ? ????:''' I have an idea to keep them stalled long enough for us to leave.


''{cut back to the limo. a hobo is trying to wash the windows}''

'''HOBO:''' Uhh... wash yer windas ma'am?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The writer is an inspiration to us all. Look at the liberties he takes with dialects, to the point where it's nigh-not-understandable.<br/>
'''SKULLB:''' OI HURLY GERLY WA DERLY BERLY MAAM</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' If dialects piss you off that much, I would not recommend reading Shakespeare despite the fact he is cool.</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' For the last time, NO! Wait, did you just call me "ma'am"?!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' So how do you pronounce Vegerot anyway? I like to pronounce it "Ve-zhe-roh", like a fine wine.</blockquote>

''{cut back to inside the warehouse}''

'''????-?????:''' Nice plan!

'''?? ? ????:''' That wasn't my plan!

'''?????:''' Well, what was it then?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "It's a long, well thought-out story and would take several episodes to explain. Let's just skip that, though."</blockquote>

'''?? ? ????:''' ''{Whispers into ????-?????' ear.}''And get the map while you are at it!

''{Cut back to window they do not notice ????? and ?? ? ???? leaving the fake warehouse. They also don't notice ????-????? flying in a small ship thingy.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Well, it's a very long way to this Extremely Spooky Cliff. let's go.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' What happened to SPOOK CLIFF?</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' It won't take that long. Vegerot, warp speed please.

'''VEGEROT:''' It won't work. You see, we used up all it's power the first time.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Blast our dependence on foreign oil!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Implying it's not a hybrid car.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Crap. Well, everyone, get out. we gotta walk around the cliff to the other cliff-WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT?!!!!

''{????-?????'s ship flies over the limo. the ship latches on, carrying the limo and everyone to the other side of the cliff. When the limo lands, it detaches from the ship}''

''{Everybody get's out. ????-????? laughs eviilly.}''

'''????-?????:''' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now, to make things harder for you!!! ''{The ship fires lazer blast at everybody.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Is that one ''big'' '''LASER''' or a really ''small'' '''LASER''' that bounces all over the place?<br/>
'''SKULLB:''' Make a 4Chan joke and I'll clothesline you.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Fun fact: Pool's closed. Guess why.</blockquote>

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Oh, my GOD! You destroyed my limo! That costed me Two hundred bucks!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Even smart people double up tenses n Im A Bell land!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You mean ''in'' Im a Bell land, right?</blockquote>

''{pan left to show Vegerot's hair is on fire}''

'''VEGEROT:''' You burned my hair! You're gonna pay! CHEA...TA...HA...ME...HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' sweet merciful christ<br>'''BLUEBRY:''' I don't watch anime to get ''away'' from this kinda stuff</blockquote>

''{Vegerot destroys ????-?????'s ship}''

'''????-?????:''' Ummm.... please don't kill me.

'''VEGEROT:''' Remove the question marks from your name, and I won't. Aw,crap!

'''IM A BELL:''' HA! Now you can't use attacks anymore! ''{to Badstar}'' I made him a bet. If he says something that breaks the Fourth Wall, he can't... use... attacks... Aw crap.

''{????-????? was repairing his ship.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Since when did this story use past tense?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Since several lines of dialogue ago.</blockquote>

''He get's back in it, starts it, and laughs evilly.}''

''{everyone stares at Im a bell, angry}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... hehe... c'mon guys! You've seen the destruction he's called! Besides, he agreed to the bet!

''{everyone except Im a bell stares at Vegerot, angry}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Wow. ''Everybody'' hates Ve-zhe-roh.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' You shouldn't be anger him. he might attack. Oh, wait, he can't! Haha!

''{A mechanical hand comes out of the ship and snatches the map out of Badstar's hand's}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Where does that thing fit in the ship?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' If I cared about a ship's surface area and volume, I'd probably ask the same thing. But since nobody cares...</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' What the f-

'''BADSTAR:''' HEY! Did you just se that?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' No, I did not just se that.</blockquote>

He took my screenplay!

'''VEGEROT:''' Uhh... So, that WASN'T the map?

'''BADSTAR:''' No.

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, where is it then?

'''????-?????:''' I stole that too! ''{Holds up map.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' OH, ''{Bleep}''!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I think he actually bleeped himself. What a loser.</blockquote>

''{Everybody stares at Badstar with mouths wide open. (even ????-?????. he drops the map, which somehow has a brick tied to it. It lands on Im a bell's head)}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Whatever happened to.. GRAMMAR?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It's alive and kicking, but it doesn't care about this fanstuff enough to edit itself.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Aw, holy frickin' sh-Uhh... where's MY bleep?!!

'''?????:'''''{from communicator}'' Uh, boss's dyin'!

''{darkness spills out of Im a bell's head wound and into the communicator}''

'''?????:'''''{from communicator}'' Hey, thank Im a bell. His anti-energy from wounds saved the boss!

''{????-????? picks the map back up and warps away.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ...''{Bleep}''

'''EVERYBODY EXCEPT IM A BELL:''' STOP SAYING ''{Bleep}''

''{????-?????'s communicator falls to the ground}''

'''?? ? ????:'''''{from communicator}'' did you thank him? hello? ''{Peelb}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Drink Mr. Peelb! It's just as good as Dr. Pepepr!</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' A backwards bleep? That can only be one person!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Editing.</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Senor Cardgage?

'''IM A BELL:''' What? Ew! No, I was talking about King Henry!

'''VEGEROT:''' Uhh... isn't he dead?

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Well, I'm dead?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' You're unsure of this fact?</blockquote>

Do you have a problem with that? Are you racist against dead people? Huh? HUH? HUH?!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ??!?!?!?!!!?</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Ummm... guys? We have problems. We lost the map, we don't know were we are, and our car is destroyed.

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Grrr... Ya know what? I'm outta here. I'll be... food... for the rest of eternity.

'''IM A BELL:''' Can I join you? Dang... Supra sam... destroying 1-up sprite comics...

'''BADSTAR:''' Guys! Cheer up! Bling is depending on us!

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Wait, we're saving Bling?!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' It took them three poorly-written episodes to remember the plot. Good going!</blockquote>

Uhh... forget everything I said about leaving!

'''BELLSON:''' Why?

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Uhh...

''{cut to a laboratory. NeoStinkomech is there. Bling rises from a table}''

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' It's Alive! ALIIIIIIIIVVVE!!!!!!!!

''{cut back to wherever we were just at}''

'''NEOSTINKOMAN:''' No reason.

'''BADSTAR:''' Let's go! Homeschool, do you think you can build a new car?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Well, I need... a twig, a giant model of Don Patch,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ANIME</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You just mentioned that the author liked anime; why are you surprised?</blockquote>

and some tea!

'''IM A BELL:'''''{to himself}'' show-off.

'''BADSTAR:''' Maybe there's another way.''{Looks at Homsar}'' Hmmmm.... I have a plan!

''{Cut to Everybody except Homsar standing on Squeaky.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... Fly... Squeaky?

'''BADSTAR:''' Bell, this is HOMSAR we are talking about.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' THIS IS NO TWO-BIT HOLLYWOOD CELEB, THIS IS HOMSAR.</blockquote>

Sqeauky, don't fly.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' SQEAUKY, DON'T BE A HERO</blockquote>

''{Everybody flies up.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...What is going on? How are they flying? Are plot holes in this season or something?</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' So... how are we gonna get there if we don't have a map?

'''EBENEEZER FINKLEHÖLLER:''' Wha? oh, well, I had the map the whole time!

'''BADSTAR:''' WHAT?!!! GIVE IT HERE!

''{Ebeneezer pulls the map out of his pants}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' His pockets?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Why would he hide a map in pocketless pants?</blockquote>
'''BADSTAR:''' On second thought, you hold it.

''{Cut back to the lair. The evil guys are staring at the monitor.}''

'''?? ? ????:''' THEY HAVE THE MAP!?!? Anti-Bling, you are so fired!

'''ANTI-BLING (????-?????):'''''{angry}'' One, that ain't our map! I can see it's also a map odf everyone in FCUSA under the age of 20's houses.

'''?????:''' uhh... EW!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' And Two, you idiots aren't supposed to reveal our names until they get here! Okay, Ll?

'''LL E BAMI (?? ? ????):''' Uhh... YOU JUST REVEALED ''MY'' NAME!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Look, the readers obviously have figured that you're Ll by now. "Im a bell's negative energy", "Backwards Bleep", and our freakin' hidden names are just question marks over the letters!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I knew by the first line, no lie.</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' Don't call us idiots! We are the most evil guy's ever!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Us evil guy is are the smartest!</blockquote>

YOU ARE FIRED!!!

'''LL E BAMI:''' YEAH! NOW GET OUT OF OUR SIGHT!!!!!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Uhh... Oh MY GOD! Um, jeez, were we even gonna reveal H44WP?!! Oh, and you can keeep the collectors' plates!

''{cut to the Bling search party. Anti-Bling appears}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Hi, uhh, look, H44WP fired me, and, I'm joinin' you from now on.

'''IM A BELL:''' Wait, Homsar44withpie is behind this?!!!!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' And Ll e bami!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' e bami? OBAMA? MAYBE THIS WAS MEANT TO TELL THE FUTURE.</blockquote>
<blockquote>''{Noxigar tries to pronounce e bami, then pronounces Obama's name. He shakes his head afterwards.}''</blockquote>

'''BELLSON:''' Uhh... isn't he supposed to exist if Im a bell's dead?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' I guess not. I'm gonna transport you guy's to the extremeley spooky cliff now.

'''IM A BELL:''' Waitaminute, Ll IS supposed to only exist if i'm dead!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' It's either LL Cool J or Bell. Which one do we want more?</blockquote>

Wait, when was the last time I died?

'''VEGEROT:''' Yesterday. Oh, by the way, you're still dead. I think I can see wings growin' outta your back!

'''IM A BELL:''' Man, once I get Bling, I am going to destroy H44WP!

'''END OF CHAPTER 3! 7 MORE CHAPTERS TO GO!'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh, hell. I mean, oh, ''{Bleep}''.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{imitating Everyone else in Im a bell's entourage}'' NO BLEEPING.</blockquote>

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Noxigar at 21:43, 6 February 2011