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Noxigar at 03:04, 18 November 2011

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'''1-UP EMAIL 57!'''

1-Up is emailed about Tampo and gets mad.

'''Cast (in order of appereance):''' 1-Up, Stinkoman, Tampo, Stlunko, Boy, Brody

== Transcript ==

''{Cuts to 1-Up and Homestar Runner at a shop}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "MONEY IN THE BAG—MONEY IN THE BAG"</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll go buy some food with the money we have left. You can go and check your emails on one of the shop computers.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' because the employees are cool with that</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' It's okay. I brought the broken Lappy and I reproggrammed it's batteries to last forever.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "I learned how at the Mary Sue Academy."</blockquote>

''{1-Up puts the broken Lappy on a desk and sits down}''

'''1-UP:''' I'm checking email with the best computer. My old Lappy and Strong Bad's New... Broken... Computer.

<pre>
Tampos betteer than you!!!
</pre>

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' Better is spelled with only one E.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...no it isn't</blockquote>

Not three. By the way, Tampo does not rule. Tampo is the same coolness level as me. In fact, If it weren't for me, Tampo wouldn't even exist.

''{Cuts to a Flashback of 1-Up and Stinkoman fighting Tampo and Stlunko}''

'''1-UP:''' Stinkoman! Aim for the red orb in the middle of the brain, I'll take care of the robot with the big fists.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Sure thing, Kidstar! Ha! Ha! Ha!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Ha!</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Stop calling me Kidstar! My Mummy called me Kidstar when I was a baby.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' then he got sold to the british museum :(</blockquote>

But, My real name is 1-Up. Daddy said s-

'''STINKOMAN:''' Look Out! ''{jumps out of the way}''

''{Tampo floats in ands hits a boulder off a cliff, causing it to sqaush 1-Up}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{jumps over to the boulder and picks it up}'' Hey, Kidstar! Aaaaaaaaaaare you okaaaaaay?!

'''1-UP:''' Who are you? Who am I? Am I Kidstar? I am Kidstar! And you must be... umm...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' bond</blockquote>

''{A boy walks past and looks at them both}''

'''BOY:''' Hey, Look! It's the Guy!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' OH MY GOD GUYS IT'S THE GUY<br/>'''SKUB:''' OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD</blockquote>

'''STINKOMAN:''' Thank you, Thank you.

'''1-UP:''' Oh! So, You're the guy! Aww... I want to be the guy too!

'''STINKOMAN:''' I'm Stinkoman! ''{walks off, mumbling}'' Idiot...

''{1-Up stands up and looks around}''

'''1-UP:''' Where am I? I seem to be... in a place where the buildings and bushes are round.

''{Stlunko uses he's fists to hit 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' Ouch! Ow! Oof!

''{Tampo starts charging up a beam of laser.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' look out, he's got a beam of laser</blockquote>

''Suddenly, A Mysterious Dark Person shoots a weird black glowing plasma blast at Tampo. 1-Up jumps in the way and gets hit}''

'''1-UP:''' Ouch! That hurt!

'''TAMPO:''' What did you say?!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' he said "Ouch! That hurt!"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' I said "Ouch! That hurt!"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' yeah okay that</blockquote>

'''STLUNKO:''' He saved your life. We shall spare this one and go after Stinkoman tommorow. When we get home, I shall translate what he said.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...but...you speak english</blockquote>

''{Cuts back to 1-Up at the broken Lappy}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' So, You see? You shouldn't be saying stuff like that, Tampo owes he's life to me. I wonder what the blast did. I was speaking English. But, Everyone else thought I was speaking an evil Language that hasn't been used for 20,00X years.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...''what''</blockquote>

Whew. I'm bored. Maybe, I should check another couple of emails.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' NO</blockquote>

<pre>
LOL! Tampo Roxxorz!
</pre>

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' Are you another Tampo Fan? Jeez. I'm going to have to do another flashback, aren't I? Huh? Huh? Answer me! Oh, wait. Computer can't talk back at you.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you're a particularly bright one, aren't you</blockquote>

Oh, well. Next email.

<pre>
TAMPO!!!
</pre>

'''1-UP:''' Oh. Hi, Tampo. You signed your email. But, You forgot to ask a question or make a comment. You also forgot to say hello. Next email.

''{Cuts to Tampo, Brody and Stlunko watching the email on the SuperCom in the Lunar Warehouse}''

<pre>
Tampo Rulez!!!!!
</pre>

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' Tampo does not rule. Okay. I answered all the emails. Bye.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' bye</blockquote>

''{On the 1-Up Email on the SuperCom, The Paper comes down}''

'''TAMPO:''' Diddn't we send that email to make sure he was still our minion. What happened to that?

'''STLUNKO:''' He answered that in 1-Up Email 50. I have detected that 1-Up is currently leaving the shop he is in and heading our way and to the Graveyard that is across the road.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' that's weird because all i detect is shoddy writing</blockquote>

'''BRODY:''' Is there any possibility that we could get rid of him.

'''TAMPO:''' Yeah, If you guys helped me. But, I made a deal with 1-Up that I'd help him.

'''STLUNKO:''' When did you make that deal?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''you were just watching the email where he friggin explains it''</blockquote>

'''TAMPO:''' hen I was fighting him before. But, I wasn't really thinking properly when I made that deal with 1-Up.

'''BRODY:''' It doresn't seem like you were thinking at all.

'''STLUNKO:''' Maybe, We could get revenge on 1-Up.

'''TAMPO:''' Yeah. But, The history books say that the chosen one would have the power to destroy everyone with he's wand.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' why would a ''history'' book say that</blockquote>

'''BRODY:''' Stlunko, Do you detect any Magic Type Objects near the duo of Homestar Runner and 1-Up?

'''STLUNKO:''' No. But, By analysing their brain data, I have detected that they are after some kind of wand. I have also detected that this wand controls the power of the Dark Elf.

'''TAMPO:''' Do you think there is any way we can beat 1-Up and Homestar Runner to the Graveyard?

'''STLUNKO:''' Negative. This Unkown Firewall is stopping me from detecting anyone inside the graveyard or even near the graveyard.

'''BRODY:''' So, When you lose 1-Up and Homestar Runner's detection, then you will know that they are in the Graveyard.

'''TAMPO:''' No. 1-Up and Homestar Runner's detection is gone. But, They were nowhere near the forcefield when they dissapeared.

'''STLUNKO:''' Forcefield?!

'''TAMPO:''' That's my way of saying firewall.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' this writing is lackluster at best</blockquote>

'''BRODY:''' But, Not only is it a forcefield. It is actualy literally a firewall.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' so it's literally a ''wall of fire''</blockquote>

It burns with black darkness.

'''STLUNKO:''' We better not go near it.

'''TAMPO:''' Why?

'''STLUNKO:''' Remember what happened last time we handled with Black Fire.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' hey guys remember the last time we handled with improper grammar?</blockquote>

'''BRODY:''' It's called Dark Fire.

'''STLUNKO:''' Whatever, Whatever. The oint is, The last time we handled something like the Dark Elve's Power, We were destroyed.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' he makes a good oint</blockquote>

'''BRODY:''' But, He isn't using the Dark elve's Power.

'''TAMPO:''' That might be true. But, This guy is using some kind of power that has Darkness and the abilaty to control the dead. This is a different kind of Darkness. It controls Zombies, Vampires, Monsters, Witches and any other types of scary stuff.

'''STLUNKO:''' Including Aliens?

'''TAMPO:''' Yes.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' but only the scary ones</blockquote>

Why?

'''STLUNKO:''' Well, Remember Nebulon?

'''BRODY:''' He could be controled. But, Nobody would like to control NEB-1 because of the fact that he's style and power is low.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' nebulon needs to get his swag on, son</blockquote>

He was defeated by 1-Up.

'''TAMPO:''' You must remember that 1-Up is the chosen one.

'''BRODY:''' 1-Up is the chosen one?! You never told us that!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Oh, I forgot to mention it. Yeah, he's the savior of the world or whatever."</blockquote>

with this information, we could find a way to get the wand.

'''STLUNKO:''' I get what your saying. We let 1-Up and Homestar Runner get Marzichan's Dark and Powerful Wand so we can fight him when he comes back and then take control over the Dark Elf.

'''BRODY:''' That wasn't my plan. But, I like your idea better.

'''TAMPO:''' So, It is settled. Well, Let's go do stuff.

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''STLUNKO:''' That is not our paper. I have detected that the 1-Up Email Paper is in thew Lunar Warehouse.

'''TAMPO:''' Who cares. We'd have to keep talking if the 1-Up Email diddn't end.

'''BRODY:''' Good point.

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on one of Stlunko's Fists to see Strong bad and the Cheat watching Caleb Rentpayer.

=== Transcript ===

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Are you becoming a 20X6 Superman?

'''(20X6) CALEB RENTPAYER:''' ''{In a cool 20X6 voice}'' I sure aaaaaaaaaaam!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' that was the most unfunny thing i've ever seen and my school's talent show has ''impressionists''</blockquote>

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