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riffing this was so easy; why didn't I do it sooner?

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2012-12-17T11:09:16Z

Because getting the original content CP'd is totally hard

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'''1-UP EMAIL 54!'''

1-Up starts to not like Tampo

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Didn't ''everybody'' after like 40 emails?</blockquote>

and gets into a fight with him.

'''Cast (in order of appereance):''' 1-Up, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Strong Bad (Easter Egg), The Cheat (Easter Egg)

== Transcript ==

'''1-UP:''' ''{singing}'' I check the email all day. I check the email all night. But, If you scare me then I'll get a fright.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' BOO<br/>'''SKUB:''' wah</blockquote>

<pre>Dear 1-Up,
Tampo's email show is much
better than yours!
-Cradgage</pre>

''{Pronounces "yours" as "Stinkoman's"}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Duh.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You took the words ''right'' outta my mouth, there.</blockquote>

I know that "Tampo's Email Show is much better than Stinkoman's." Oh, wait. You mean, mine.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you mutilated that joke more than you mutilate the english language<br/>'''SKUB:''' And ''that's'' and Achievement.</blockquote>

That is totaly mean. I want pudding... ''{short pause}'' ...to destroy you! I curse chocolate pudding on you!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' That's good, negative association is great to help beat addiction. I think.</blockquote>

That is it. I am going to go get that stupid Tampo.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' A giant brain that's stupid? That doesn't make sense!!!!</blockquote>

''{Cuts to the 20X6 Field. Tampo, Brody and Stlunko are there}''

'''TAMPO:''' Yeah. Maybe destroying 1-Up would make us happy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' it'd make me happy too<br/>'''SKUB:''' YEAH, IT— got dangit Bluebry stop TAKING MY JOKES</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' ''{waqlks onscreen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' excuse me, i have to go to the bathroom. ''{waqlks away}''</blockquote>

I have come to challenge you Tampo.

'''TAMPO:''' Oh, Hello 1-Up. No thanks. I don't want to fightyou.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i just want to talktoyou</blockquote>

You will just lose.

'''1-UP:''' What? What do you mean?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' he means you suck</blockquote>

'''BRODY:''' Because you are the chosen one's sidekick.

'''1-UP:''' What? You think that "the guy" is the chosen one?

'''STLUNKO:''' Well, Of course. Why else do you think we have been trying to destroy him?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Maybe because Stinkoman's kind of a prick?</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Silly guys. I am the chosen one.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''Uuuuuuugh''</blockquote>

''{Tampo, Brody and Stlunko gasp}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' hey, did you also know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?</blockquote>

'''TAMPO:''' I knew it.

'''STLUNKO:''' You did?

'''TAMPO:''' Of course. Why do you think I made 1-Up on our side before. ''{sighs}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Dangit, do I need to research more canon for this?</blockquote>

'''BRODY:''' I am your father!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{gasps}'' so much drama</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' No, your not. You are a bird and I am an no-armed guy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Astute observation, kid.</blockquote>

'''STLUNKO:''' Will you shut up about that Star Wars crap, Brody?

'''BRODY:''' Sorry. I just like Star Wars a lot.

'''TAMPO:''' Alright, 1-Up. Fine. I shall fight you.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' it's like they wanna fight, but they also just wanna chat a bit<br/>'''SKUB:''' "Before I punch you in the teeth, how's your day been?"</blockquote>

'''STLUNKO:''' Well, I can see where we aren't need.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' dude that sucks. i hate feeling like i'm not need.</blockquote>

Come on, Brody. Let's go back to the Lunar Warehouse.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Okay, admittedly, I don't know half the crap that's being namedropped.</blockquote>

''{Stlunko and Brody leave}''

'''1-UP:''' I am ready. ''{Spin-kicks Tampo's red orb}''

'''TAMPO:''' Ouch! Hey! That is unfair.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' sucks to be you<br/>'''SKUB:''' He not need ''that'' kind of pain in his life <:(</blockquote>

You know my weakness and got the first shot.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "YOUR TECHNIQUES ARE IMPRESSIVE, BUT CAN YOU DEFEAT MY PERFECT CELL FORM"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Fine. I'll let you have a free shot.

'''TAMPO:''' Hehehehehe. This won't take long.

''{Tampo's red orb begins to glow with a bright blue colour}''

'''1-UP:''' Oh no! Tampo, Why are you using the Laserbeam Alpha X3?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{he said just standing there, not running away or attempting to defend himself}''</blockquote>

'''TAMPO:''' It is the only way to destroy you, chosen one!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "IT IS TIME FOR ME TO EXPLAIN MY ATTACK! DO NOT MOVE, BUTTHORDE"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Uh Oh!

'''TAMPO:''' ''{Shoots a very, very, very, very big blue laser at 1-Up. 1-Up is blown into Space. Then, He falls back down and hits the ground reallly hard}''

'''1-UP:''' Ouch... Arg... ''{Faints}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh for ffffffffgh</blockquote>

'''TAMPO:''' Ha! I've won!

'''1-UP:''' ''{Gets up}'' I... won't... lose...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "VEGETAAAAAAAA"</blockquote>

'''TAMPO:''' What are you going to do about it? I could destroy you right here if I wanted. But, I need to use you for something.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''then why did you try to destroy him earlier''</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' If you help me, then I'll help you.

'''TAMPO:''' Grr... Fine. What is your request?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Can you stop down at the 7-11, get me a Diet Dr. Pepper?"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' I request only that you help me defeat this horrible evil that destroyed my home.

'''TAMPO:''' You mean your Mansion?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "No, my summer home in Martha's Vineyard"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Yes.

'''TAMPO:''' Very well. But,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' But,</blockquote>

Our fight is not over. After we have completed our agreement and your health is at it's maximum, you better be prepared.

'''1-UP:''' Oh. I will.

'''TAMPO:''' I'll see you tommorow when we shall destroy whoever destroyed your mansion.

'''1-UP:''' Before you leave, I congratulate you on your success on your email show.

'''TAMPO:''' Thanks for the compliment. But,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' But,</blockquote>

We are still enemies.

'''1-UP:''' Fair enough, my old friend. Fair enough.

''{Tampo leaves. Cutrs back to the Broken Lappy 486}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{walks in and sits on the stool}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh noooo, I just got that dry-cleaned</blockquote>

See? I have a pretty good email show too.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' aaaaaahahahahahaha sure</blockquote>

And besides-

<pre>1 new message!</pre>

'''1-UP:''' What the? What is this?

''{The email appears on the Broken Lappy's screen}''

<pre>Hey Strong Bad,
I've noticed you haven't said, "Holy Crap" in a while.
You always cracked me up when ever you'd say it.
I think you should say it more,it spices up your insults!

Stinkoman K</pre>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I Get it.</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Strong Bad? I'm 1-Up! Oh, well. I might as well say the famous quote that made Strong Bad so famous when he checks he's emails. Here we go... Holy Crap!

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on "Holy Crap!" to see Strong Bad at the stick.

=== Transcript ===

''{Cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat at the stick}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Holy Crap!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho</blockquote>

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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you mutilated that joke more than you mutilate the english language<br/>'''SKUB:''' And ''that's'' and Achievement.</blockquote>
 That is totaly mean. I want pudding... ''{short pause}'' ...to destroy you! I curse chocolate pudding on you!
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' That's good, negative association is great to help beat addiction. I think.</blockquote>
 That is it. I am going to go get that stupid Tampo.
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' A giant brain that's stupid? That doesn't make sense!!!!</blockquote>
 ''{Cuts to the 20X6 Field. Tampo, Brody and Stlunko are there}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' it'd make me happy too<br/>'''SKUB:''' YEAH, IT&mdash; got dangit Bluebry stop TAKING MY JOKES</blockquote>
 '''1-UP:''' ''{waqlks onscreen}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''Uuuuuuugh''</blockquote>
 ''{Tampo, Brody and Stlunko gasp}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Dangit, do I need to research more canon for this?</blockquote>
 '''BRODY:''' I am your father!
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' dude that sucks. i hate feeling like i'm not need.</blockquote>
 Come on, Brody. Let's go back to the Lunar Warehouse.
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Okay, admittedly, I don't know half the crap that's being namedropped.</blockquote>
 ''{Stlunko and Brody leave}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh for ffffffffgh</blockquote>
 '''TAMPO:''' Ha! I've won!
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Can you stop down at the 7-11, get me a Diet Dr. Pepper?"</blockquote>
 '''1-UP:''' I request only that you help me defeat this horrible evil that destroyed my home.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "No, my summer home in Martha's Vineyard"</blockquote>
 '''1-UP:''' Yes.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' But,</blockquote>
 We are still enemies.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I Get it.</blockquote>
 '''1-UP:''' Strong Bad? I'm 1-Up! Oh, well. I might as well say the famous quote that made Strong Bad so famous when he checks he's emails. Here we go... Holy Crap!
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho</blockquote>
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