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Noxigar: and that's it from this p.o.s. until S3 and S4 are adequately covered. Then I can probably start a new RiffText on something less dull!

2012-12-17T12:11:03Z

and that's it from this p.o.s. until S3 and S4 are adequately covered. Then I can probably start a new RiffText on something less dull!

Noxigar: almost there...

2012-12-17T11:51:52Z

almost there...

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'''1-UP EMAIL 51!'''

If you don't know why 1-Up has a Mansion... Please read 1-Up Email 20.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' okay lemme just—'''oh wait it's deleted'''</blockquote>

'''Cast (in appereance of order):''' Mysterious Person, Marzichan, 1-Up, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Ben, Bubusuke, The Guy at the Depot, The Homestar Runner

== Transcript ==

''{Cuts to a Graveyard}''

'''VOICE:''' Fools...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "laying there dead, doing nothing with their lives."</blockquote>

''{The camera moves to the left for a couple of seconds and then stops to reveal a shadowy figure standing there. He looks suspisiously like Enker from Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh boy, guys, this person likes megaman too! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. '''SKUB:''' ''YES''</blockquote>

'''???:''' Foolish People... They destroyed my home... The Old Pietimer Place...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Does this guy have polio? Is that why all the pauses between words? '''SKUB:''' Guys, don't make fun of Enker. He didn't get enough oxygen when he was born.</blockquote>

'''MARZICHAN:''' ''{walks slowly from the side of the screen}''

'''???:''' Huh?

'''MARZICHAN:''' I senced that something was going to happen tonight... Something Bad...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Is that the 20X6 Strong Bad? '''SKUB:''' Well if you were ''aware'' of Homestar Runner ''canon'',</blockquote>

And by the looks of it... I was right. ''{holds wand up to the air}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' why am i getting harry potter flashbacks '''SKUB:''' EXPECTO PATROH NO</blockquote>

'''???:''' Get her...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' some flowers and maybe a chocolate box.</blockquote>

''{Millions of Ghosts''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This is an awesome band name.</blockquote>

''pop out of the graves and start grabbing Marzichan}''

'''MARZICHAN:''' Ah! No! Let me go! Help!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' got dang it daphne</blockquote>

''{The Ghosts fly back into there graves with Marzichan}''

'''???:''' This could be the beggining of the year of the dead...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' they already get a day in mexico, they need to stop being greedy</blockquote>

Mwuhahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{coughs, hacks}'' '''SKUB:''' ''{wheeze, asthma inhaler}''</blockquote>

''{Cuts to 1-Up walking slowly into he's Mansion}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Lookin' like a fool with he's Mansion on the ground</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' My Tandy 2000 is destroyed... I can't beleive it... It was impossible.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' so much drama ;_;</blockquote>

''{Cuts to the inside of the Mansion. 1-Up walks in and up the stairs}''

'''1-UP:''' The only computer I have left is the Compy 486. But, It is really damaged.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' God, just the way he punctuates makes everybody seem incredibly depressed all the time.</blockquote>

''{1-Up walks into he's room with a bowl of Chocolate Pudding and lies on he's bed}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "I've got nothing left in life except my worst weakness: chocolate pudding. I've been sober for 8 years. But that ends tonight. '''CHWOKA:''' HE LIES ON HE'S BED AND HE GOES TO HE'S SLEEP '''SKUB:''' ''He put's on Lifetime an begins to Cry.}''</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' ''{sighs}'' Nothing can cheer me up now...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Nothing except the sweet embrace of malt liquor."</blockquote>

''{Cuts to the Basement of the Mansion where Homestar Runner and Marzipan are watching TV}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, if this is 20X6, how did these two chumps get here?</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ben!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' The two of us need look no moooooore! '''CHWOKA:''' Unless David Byrne wrote that song I do not get it and I refuse to.</blockquote>

''{The Jaro 2000 (Ben) enters the Basement}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, it's 20X6 and the still suffix things "2000" to make them seem futuristic? '''SKUB:''' No, it's ''retro''. Like "ironically" wearing clothes that make you look like a cotton candy suicide.</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I need you to go cheer up 1-Up with this exciting news.

'''BEN:''' What is it?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I am making a robot brother for you... Ben.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' We both found what we were looooking foooooor!</blockquote>

'''BEN:''' Cool. I'll tell him right away.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "This is the most exciting day of my life. I could just scream with joy. Yay."</blockquote>

''{Cuts to 1-Up's Room. 1-Up has finished eating he's Pudding and is laying on he's bed,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You know, I have a sinking feeling that this guy's not from this country.</blockquote>

''still sad. Ben enters the room}''

'''BEN:''' 1-Up! I have great news!

'''1-UP:''' ''{being sarcastic}'' What? My Compy is gone too?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Well, yeah, but I was gonna tell you the even better news!</blockquote>

'''BEN:''' No. Even Better! Your dad is making me a robot Brother named... Ken!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, Homestar never said anything about the name. '''SKUB:''' With a friend to call my own, I'll never be alone! '''CHWOKA:''' Boy, you're just not going to let this gag go, are you? Also, I really like men.</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' KEN?!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i agree that's a terrible name.</blockquote>

'''BEN:''' Yeah. Isn't it great?

'''1-UP:''' This day can't get any worse...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "I hate how other people are happy. ''{upends a bottle of Prozac}''"</blockquote>

I need an email to forget all about it... ''{walks to Compy 486 and sings}'' This is a sad email rap...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Why not just make this Other character Email Droopy Dog? '''SKUB:''' I think somebody had already taken Strong Sad.</blockquote>

<pre> Dear 1-Up,
Come meet me at
the field. I am
asking you for a
challenge if you
couldn't tell.
20X6 Homestarry/
Homesaviour</pre>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''2010 CHWOKA:''' guys isd this how you do it now</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' I'm not in the mood for a challenge... ''{sighs}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' read: i don't wanna answer this email '''SKUB:''' But how will 1-Up ever be the Guy now ;_;</blockquote>

''{1-Up walks offscreen. Cuts to Bubusuke's Floating Mall. 1-Up enters from the right side of the screen}''

'''1-UP:''' Hey, Bubusuke.

'''BUBUSUKE:''' Hey, 1-Up. I got a deal for you. I heard that you defeated Sticklyman.

'''1-UP:''' I sure did.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{sigh}'' but i'm so depressed about it '''SKUB:''' ''Waaaahh''</blockquote>

'''BUBUSUKE:''' Well, I have two tickets to a challenge against Orano.

'''1-UP:''' The guy from Bonus Stage?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Guys remember when everybody liked Bonus Stage? '''SKUB:''' I thought nobody liked Bonus Stage.</blockquote>

'''BUBUSUKE:''' What? No. Orano! One of the 20X6 Fighting Elite that nobody has yet been able to defeat. I'll give you the tickets if you can beat me in a challenge.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' or best offer '''SKUB:''' No. No, I thought Records of Bell was over. I can't go back! I CAN'T GO BACK THERE! ''{Skub begins to cry tears of sadness and also ketchup.}''</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Cool. Challenge the great Orano. Hmm... Okay.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This is beginning to feel like an episode of Pokemon.</blockquote>

'''BUBUSUKE:''' Okay. Good.

'''1-UP:''' Give me the tickets!

'''BUBUSUKE:''' What?! You have to fight me for them.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{1Up, without hesitation, shanks Bubsuke}''</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' What?! When did you say that?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''five freaking seconds ago'' '''SKUB:''' "Before I cut you, ese"</blockquote>

'''BUBUSUKE:''' Umm... I forgot.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' '''''five freaking seconds ago'''''</blockquote>

But, I think I said it...

''{Cuts to the Depot and The Guy at the Depot is talking to The Homestar Runner}''

'''THE GUY AT THE DEPOT:''' You have to fight for these tickets, young boy... in the future.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why can't I have them now? I miss my shoe.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' don't we all miss our shoes? '''SKUB:''' Woah, when did the mood just brighten up considerably?</blockquote>

''{Cuts to a black screen where to words "Scene Missing" are viewable. Cuts back to Bubusuke's Floating Mall and 1-Up}''

'''BUBUSUKE:''' Are you going to buy them or not?

'''1-UP:''' I want Pudding!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' no—you'll relapse! '''SKUB:''' I thought the detox worked <:(</blockquote>

'''BUBUSUKE:''' Okay. Sure. ''{Gives Pudding}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' enabler</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Thanks. ''{Snatches Tickets and Pudding and then runs off}''

'''BUBUSUKE:''' Hey! You can't do that! You forgot to pay for the pudding and you stole those valuble tickets without a fight! ''{sighs}'' I need a new job...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "It's too bad Obama refuses to create new jobs"</blockquote>

''{Cuts back to a broken and torn apart Mansion.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Whereas Zoo ha\d troubles with no capitalization, Mitchell has problems with too much. '''SKUB:''' Well. Looks like 1-Up's on a bender! Again.</blockquote>

''1-Up runs onscreen}''

'''1-UP:''' Wh-Wha?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wha ''{record scratch}'' wh ''{record scratch}'' wh-wha?</blockquote>

Dad! What happened here?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I was about to have a Cake... But,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' <big>'''But,'''</big> '''SKUB:''' "they threatened to kill me!"</blockquote>

Then the house exploded.

'''1-UP:''' Where's Mum

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Where's me mum, gov'?" '''CHWOKA:''' Way to alienate the audience you fat ham. ''{Skub cries tears of sadness and also cake frosting.}''</blockquote>

and my sister?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' They took them.

'''1-UP:''' They?! Who?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Them! The spirits of the dead...

'''1-UP:''' What happened to all our money?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' it's in the bank and assets</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's been torn.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh or you keep in in a big bag like an idiot '''SKUB:''' "You'd be surprised how long it takes to rip up 1000 dollars in 1-dollar bills."</blockquote>

We only have 500 dollars left.

'''1-UP:''' What?! That can't get us anything good in this town...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Maybe this wouldn't happen if Obama would let us have his secret money that he's been keeping from us tax-paying Americans"</blockquote>

Except... we can still get junk from the 21st Century.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''how coincidental''</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's no use...

'''1-UP:''' What do we do now, Dad?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Deal.</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 1-Up, Pack your Bags and bring along Ben. I must complete Ken by tommorow.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Remember when Homestar was a funny guy? '''SKUB:''' All we need now is Lil' Brudder to lighten up the mood.</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Dad! No! I-... I won't let-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yells}'' Do it, 1-Up! Do what I say!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' dude, chill '''SKUB:''' "Stop crying or I'll hit you more!!"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' ''{sighs}'' Okay, Dad... ''{He starts looking through the pile of broken stuff for he's bag and then he puts all the stuff left that isn't broken}''

''{It starts to rain}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''CANDY!}'' '''SKUB:''' ''free puppies for everybody!!}''</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I guess we're just going to walk around and look for a new home...

'''1-UP:''' ''{Gasps}'' My... My... My...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Michelle. '''SKUB:''' My, my, WOO! M-m-m-my Sharona!</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is it, son?

'''1-UP:''' My Compy 486 is gone... It's the only thing I had that wasn't the Tandy 2000.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' hahahahahahahahahaha '''SKUB:''' ''Waaaaaaaaah''</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... Okay. Umm... We better go.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' he was angry, but now he's not. talk about quality in writing! '''CHWOKA:''' that's called character depth right there!!!!</blockquote>

''{Cuts to a Black Screen the words "To Be Continued..." slowly appear onscreen. The credits start rolling and playing the "Stinkoman 20X6" theme song in a slow and sad rythum}''

''{A torn Paper comes down saying "Click here to email 1-Up"}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Good lord. I'm going to need therapy to get through this.</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==

*1-Up and Homestar Runner are now homeless in the storyline.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' really '''SKUB:''' I shouldn't laugh, but HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA</blockquote>
*This is the beggining of a new bad guy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' From his head to his toes.</blockquote>

*Will we find out who Orano is?
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' that's not a ''fact'', and it's certainly not ''fun''</blockquote>

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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Jesus, use a template!</blockquote>

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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' okay lemme just&mdash;'''oh wait it's deleted'''</blockquote>
 '''Cast (in appereance of order):''' Mysterious Person, Marzichan, 1-Up, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Ben, Bubusuke, The Guy at the Depot, The Homestar Runner
@@ Line 18: / Line 19: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh boy, guys, this person likes megaman too! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.<br/>'''SKUB:''' ''YES''</blockquote>
 '''???:''' Foolish People... They destroyed my home... The Old Pietimer Place...
@@ Line 30: / Line 33: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Is that the 20X6 Strong Bad?<br/>'''SKUB:''' Well if you were ''aware'' of Homestar Runner ''canon'',</blockquote>
 And by the looks of it... I was right. ''{holds wand up to the air}''
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' why am i getting harry potter flashbacks<br/>'''SKUB:''' EXPECTO PATROH NO</blockquote>
 '''???:''' Get her...
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' some flowers and maybe a chocolate box.</blockquote>
 ''{Millions of Ghosts''
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This is an awesome band name.</blockquote>
 ''pop out of the graves and start grabbing Marzichan}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' got dang it daphne</blockquote>
 ''{The Ghosts fly back into there graves with Marzichan}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{coughs, hacks}''<br/>'''SKUB:''' ''{wheeze, asthma inhaler}''</blockquote>
 ''{Cuts to 1-Up walking slowly into he's Mansion}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "I've got nothing left in life except my worst weakness: chocolate pudding. I've been sober for 8 years. But that ends tonight.<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' HE LIES ON HE'S BED AND HE GOES TO HE'S SLEEP<br/>'''SKUB:''' ''He put's on Lifetime an begins to Cry.}''</blockquote>
 '''1-UP:''' ''{sighs}'' Nothing can cheer me up now...
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, if this is 20X6, how did these two chumps get here?</blockquote>
 '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ben!
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, it's 20X6 and the still suffix things "2000" to make them seem futuristic?<br/>'''SKUB:''' No, it's ''retro''. Like "ironically" wearing clothes that make you look like a cotton candy suicide.</blockquote>
 '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I need you to go cheer up 1-Up with this exciting news.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You know, I have a sinking feeling that this guy's not from this country.</blockquote>
 ''still sad. Ben enters the room}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "I hate how other people are happy. ''{upends a bottle of Prozac}''"</blockquote>
 I need an email to forget all about it... ''{walks to Compy 486 and sings}'' This is a sad email rap...
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''2010 CHWOKA:''' guys isd this how you do it now</blockquote>
 '''1-UP:''' I'm not in the mood for a challenge... ''{sighs}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Guys remember when everybody liked Bonus Stage?<br/>'''SKUB:''' I thought nobody liked Bonus Stage.</blockquote>
 '''BUBUSUKE:''' What? No. Orano! One of the 20X6 Fighting Elite that nobody has yet been able to defeat. I'll give you the tickets if you can beat me in a challenge.
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' or best offer<br/>'''SKUB:''' No. No, I thought Records of Bell was over. I can't go back! I CAN'T GO BACK THERE!<br/>''{Skub begins to cry tears of sadness and also ketchup.}''</blockquote>
 '''1-UP:''' Cool. Challenge the great Orano. Hmm... Okay.
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This is beginning to feel like an episode of Pokemon.</blockquote>
 '''BUBUSUKE:''' Okay. Good.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "It's too bad Obama refuses to create new jobs"</blockquote>
 ''{Cuts back to a broken and torn apart Mansion.''
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Whereas Zoo ha\d troubles with no capitalization, Mitchell has problems with too much.<br/>'''SKUB:''' Well. Looks like 1-Up's on a bender! Again.</blockquote>
 ''1-Up runs onscreen}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Jesus, use a template!</blockquote>