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Noxigar at 04:12, 17 November 2011

2011-11-17T04:12:37Z

Noxigar: Created page with ''''1-UP EMAIL 60!'''
'''BLUEBRY:''' in five emails you can reti—''should'' retire
1-Up is emailed the Boxing Glove Email again.
2011-11-17T03:59:50Z

Created page with ''''1-UP EMAIL 60!''' <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' in five emails you can reti—''should'' retire</blockquote> 1-Up is emailed the Boxing Glove Email again. <b...'

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'''1-UP EMAIL 60!'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' in five emails you can reti—''should'' retire</blockquote>

1-Up is emailed the Boxing Glove Email again.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This just deserves another page ever.</blockquote>

'''Cast (in order of appereance):''' 1-Up, Sticklyman. Jr

== Transcript ==

''{1-Up walks up to the broken Lappy that seems to be more broken then before. In fact, It is so broken that it doesn't work}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh my god this is stupid</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' No! Darn! No Computer... I wish I had the Heavenly 5000...

''{1-Up starts walking towards another graveyard.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' it was just right there<br/>'''SKUB:''' Good god''damn'' this is just depressing as shit.</blockquote>

''Another couple of Zombies crawl out of the Grave and start jumping on 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' Aaaaaaahh! ''{Throws them all off and starts running}''

''{Cuts to a desert-type place where there is dirt and darkness everywhere}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "My soul aches from all the pain, my blood spills onto the page,"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' ''{walks in and sees a thrown-out computer}'' Wow. It is the Widey 3000. That was Stinkoman's Very First Computer. I might give it a shot. ''{Tries to use some tape to put the Widey 3000 back together}'' There. Now to check some email.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Woo hoo. Yeah. Party on.</blockquote>

''{The following email pops up}''

<pre>
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
</pre>

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' I've gotten this email before. Haven't I? I don't have any Boxing Gloves. Let me act you something,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh you have ''got'' to be kidding me<br/>'''SKUB:''' Let me ''act'' you somethin', bitch</blockquote>

Mister... Umm... No Name. I am going to change your email using some kind of... device that will change this email.

''{1-Up covers the words he doesn't want with Tape. Now the email has become...''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''a blank screen!''</blockquote>

''}''

How do you <s>type with</s> box<s>ing gloves on</s>?

'''1-UP:''' ''{reading}'' How do you box? ''{typing}'' There is an email worth answering.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Shame we can't find it.</blockquote>

Hmm... I don't know. But, I guess I shall soon find ou-

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' What are you doing here? I killed you.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Oh I forgot." ''{dies}''</blockquote>

''{1-Up grabs some boxing gloves off the ground and strikes a pose}''

'''1-UP:''' Get ready to fight.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' VEGETAAAAAAAAAA''AAAAAAAAAAAAA'''A'''''</blockquote>

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' This should be easy... I don't need my cyborg mech this time. ''{strikes a pose}''

''{They dash toward each other and leap simultaneously into the air in slow-motion. Freezeframe of 1-Up striking Sticklyman. Jr. Sticklyman. Jr lands on his feet in the background. 1-Up lands in the foreground in a kneeling stance. After a pause, there is a rack-focus to Sticklyman. Jr, who then wavers a bit, and falls flat on his face}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''You don't even know you're already dead''</blockquote>

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' Very well done. Very well done indeed, chosen one.

'''1-UP:''' Thank you.

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' I am sorry... But, I am only following in my father's footsteps... I hope we are still friends...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' the hell</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' We are, my friend. We are.

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' Arg! I am sorry to b-be the one to tell y-y-you this... But, Your father i-i-is d-dead...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''the hell''</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' What?!

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' I'm sorry. But, Sticklyman killed your father. The Living-Dead

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''Zombie''</blockquote>

King is currently moving towards the Lava Zone where he has taken control over Saargtsson. Quickly! run! Saargtsson is thinking about killing your mother...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' How I Killed Your Mother with Neil Patrick Saargtsson</blockquote>

Go! GO NOW!! ''{vanishes}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{Gets up, Starts crying and runs towards the Lava Zone}'' I shall avenge you... Father...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' '''''the hell'''''</blockquote>

''{The Paper comes down}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''WHERE IS PADME''</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==

Widey 3000 is from [[Other Character Email Stinkoman|Stinkoman Email]] created by [[User:Futuramaooy|Futuramaooy]].
The fighting sequence is from "Under Construction"

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<tr><th align="center" style="background:#ccccff" width="100%">[[Other Character Email 1-Up|1-Up Emails]]</th></tr>
<tr><th align="center" style="background:#99CCFF;" width="100%"><sup>[[Template:NewKidstar|New Emails]] | '''Old Emails'''</sup></th></tr>
<tr><td valign="top" style="font-size: smaller;"><center><small>
[[Other Character Email 1-Up/story-time|Story-Time]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/1000jaros|A Thousand Jaros]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/mafia|Mafia]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/realworld|Real World]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/election|Election]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/masterhand|Master Hand]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/infection|Infection]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/shoe|Shoe]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/ultimatium|Ultimatium]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/theend|The End]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/rya3|Rya 3]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/rya2|Rya 2]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/rya|Rya]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/treasure|Treasure]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/rootbear|Root Bear]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/dan|Dan]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/chibilichicommandos7|Chibilichi Commandos 7]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/chibilichicommandos6|Chibilichi Commandos 6]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/danger|Danger]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/future|Future]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/spoon|Spoon]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/chocolate|Chocolate]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/decemberween|Decemberween]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/thesquidwar|The Squid War]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/squids|Squids]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/kingoftown|King of Town]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/jelousy|Jealousy]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/dimensional|Dimensional]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/gaurdian|Dark Gaurdian Email]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/projectken|Project Ken]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/sick|Sick]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/digitalinfection|Digital Infection]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/specialgift|Special Gift]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/threemail|Threemail]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/buttpudding|Butt Pudding]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/body|Body]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/projectben2.5|Project Ben 2.5]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/topsecret|Top Secret]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/puddingarmor|Pudding Armor]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/life2|Life 2]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/deal|Deal]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/piano|Piano]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/lava|Lava]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/goinghome3|Going Home 3]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/extraman|Extraman]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/goinghome2|Going Home 2]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/space|Space]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/revenge|Revenge]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/brody|Brody]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/gruzzles|Gruzzles]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/thelostemail|The Lost Email]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/fire|Fire]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/life|Life]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/30X2|30X2]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/offthemoon|Off the Moon]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/spam|Spam]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/parents2|Parents 2]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/chibilichicommandos2|Chibilichi Commandos 2]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/funny|Funny]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/sticklyman|Sticklyman]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/plotholes|Plot Hole]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/eat|Eat]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/parents|Parents]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/new|New]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/separation|Separation]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/boxinggloves2|Boxing Gloves 2]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/clone|Clone]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/carmensandeigo|Carmen San Deigo]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/tampo2|Tampo 2]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/switchedminds|Switched Minds]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/vampire|Vampire]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/tampo|Tampo]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/chibilichicommandos|Chibilichi Commandos]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/spinkick|Spin Kick]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/challenge| Challenge]]
</small></center></td></tr></table>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' coughco''ughTEMPLATEcOUGH''</blockquote>

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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' in five emails you can reti&mdash;''should'' retire</blockquote>
 -Up is emailed the Boxing Glove Email again.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh my god this is stupid</blockquote>
 '''1-UP:''' No! Darn! No Computer... I wish I had the Heavenly 5000...
@@ Line 28: / Line 30: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "My soul aches from all the pain, my blood spills onto the page,"</blockquote>
 '''1-UP:''' ''{walks in and sees a thrown-out computer}'' Wow. It is the Widey 3000. That was Stinkoman's Very First Computer. I might give it a shot. ''{Tries to use some tape to put the Widey 3000 back together}'' There. Now to check some email.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh you have ''got'' to be kidding me<br/>'''SKUB:''' Let me ''act'' you somethin', bitch</blockquote>
 Mister... Umm... No Name. I am going to change your email using some kind of... device that will change this email.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' VEGETAAAAAAAAAA''AAAAAAAAAAAAA'''A'''''</blockquote>
 '''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' This should be easy... I don't need my cyborg mech this time. ''{strikes a pose}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''You don't even know you're already dead''</blockquote>
 '''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' Very well done. Very well done indeed, chosen one.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' the hell</blockquote>
 '''1-UP:''' We are, my friend. We are.
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''the hell''</blockquote>
 '''1-UP:''' What?!
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''Zombie''</blockquote>
 King is currently moving towards the Lava Zone where he has taken control over Saargtsson. Quickly! run! Saargtsson is thinking about killing your mother...
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' How I Killed Your Mother with Neil Patrick Saargtsson</blockquote>
 Go! GO NOW!! ''{vanishes}''
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''WHERE IS PADME''</blockquote>
 == Fun Facts ==
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 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' coughco''ughTEMPLATEcOUGH''</blockquote>