JCM: finally, a short one

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finally, a short one

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'''KickCheat E-mails #9½'''

Coming soon from Kicky productions.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That company name is homo (no homo).</blockquote>
'''Cast:''' (in order of appearance): KickCheat, Strong Bad

'''Places:''' The Field

'''Lines:''' 14

== Script ==

''{Cut to a black screen}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Narrating}'' A not so long time ago. The citizens of FCUSA are in trouble.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' They're being controlled by a 6-year-old maniac.</blockquote>
''{Cut to Strong Bad's face close up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is not good.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hey look, a new catchphrase.</blockquote>
''{Camera zooms out to show that the field has dead bushes and dark clouds}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Narrating}'' Coming soon from Kicky Productions

'''STRONG BAD:''' Some evil has rised.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' KickCheat's writing.</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Narrating}'' Can five friends save FCUSA in.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This Punctuation Is Messed Up!</blockquote>
''{Cut to a black screen}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Narrating}'' War Of The Cartoons!

''{The words "War Of The Cartoons", appear}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That last title was so much more accurate.</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' In theaters this summer.

''{The screen fades out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think this trailer is telling the truth anyway.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "And did you hear what it said about the reviews? Please!"</blockquote>

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