JCM: that was a short one (that was also what she said)

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that was a short one (that was also what she said)

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'''KickCheat E-mails #4'''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The moral of the story is</blockquote>
Destroying computers is fun!

'''Cast:''' (in order of appearance): KickCheat, Strong Bad

'''Places:''' The Computer room, Strong Bad's computer room

'''Computer:''' Kickix 500

== Script ==

''{KickCheat types his address}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He didn't say anything. GENIUS! PURE GENIUS!</blockquote>
<blockquote class="email">
Dear KickCheat, 
What does Sucram mean? 
From 
???
</blockquote>

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Well stupid, you need a better name! DELETED!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This guy knows how to check his email.</blockquote>
''{The Kickix deletes the e-mail.The paper comes down saying "The end". It disapears}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' But it ain't over
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' what why please no</blockquote>
''{Cut to Strong Bad at The Lappy.}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad 
This is an e-mail from KickCheat! Delete this and face 
Doooooooooom! 
From 
KickCheat</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well for starters, you messed up my computer. So...DELETED!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This guy knows how to check his email.</blockquote>
''{The Lappy deletes the e-mail. Cut to KickCheat at the Kickix.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Meet</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' Bad idea Strong Bad!!!!!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He's the evil twin of Good idea Strong Bad!</blockquote>
''{Cut to Strong Bad at the Lappy. The lappy has three holes in it.. Cut to KickCheat at the Kickix.}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' See ya next time!

''{The compy 386 logo appears on the Kickix, followed by the Tandy and the Lappy's logo. The paper comes down saying "The End". A few seconds later, "4 real!!!!!!!!" appear on the paper. The logos and the paper disappear a few seconds later}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' I think I should check one more e-mail.

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear KickCheat, 
YOUR COMPUTER A SLODE!!! 
</blockquote>

'''KICKCHEAT:''' What the f...

''{cut to an explosion with the words "KA BOOM! appear. Cut back to The Kickix with a hole in it. The Paper comes down saying "THE END"}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Text at the bottom of the screen}'' She's dead! End the e-mail. I miss my great computer! ''{shouting}'' THERE ARE NO EASTER EGGS TODAY! Go away!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wait, what the crap just happened?</blockquote>

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JCM: that was a short one (that was also what she said)