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'''KickCheat E-mails #10'''

Someone named Mr. Shivers is after KickCheat and his capsules. This was never completed.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, what a shame.</blockquote>
'''Cast:''' (in order of appearance): KickCheat, Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, 1-Up, Mr. Shivers

'''Places:''' Ice Zone

'''Computer:''' Lappy HC

'''Lines:''' 53

== Script ==

''{Cut to KickCheat, Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner and 1-Up in the Ice Zone}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' This place is cold.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "I thought a place called the Ice Zone would be ''much'' warmer."</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well you are lucky. I am freezing!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's exactly what he...forget it.</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Coldly}'' Where is my sweat shirt?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Makes some The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You burned it on a cold evening?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Makes some The Cheat noises}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Translated: How else could I could I cook these wonderful The Cheat noises! Also, I'll gnaw your freaking face off.</blockquote>
'''STINKOMAN:''' KickCheat.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Predicate.</blockquote>
Why don't you check an e-mail to waste some time?

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Gets out his Lappy HC}'' Brrr! E-mails!

<blockquote class="email">
Dear KickCheat,<br>
Do you have a pet?<br>
From 0100110101000001010100100100100101001111
</blockquote>

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Yes, I have one dog and two cats. I used to have five fish, but they all died.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Now that I think about it, letting the fish swim in the cats' water bowls wasn't my brightest of plans."</blockquote>
''{Puts the Lappy HC away}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{looks up}'' Guys! Look out!

''{1-Up kicks KickCheat offscreen and 1-Up runs after him}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap?

''{A bolt of blue lightning hits Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ahh! Red button lightning!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Ahh! How original!</blockquote>
''{Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Stinkoman disappear. KickCheat and 1-Up walk onscreen}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Red button lightning?

'''1-UP:''' It's a new invention Tampo made.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Wait, how did you know that he made it?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I JUST DO</blockquote>
'''1-UP:''' When Stinkoman was training, I was watching Tampo making things.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' There's nothing creepy about it. Don't judge me!</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' The red button lightning was one.

'''1-UP:''' He also made a robot named Mr. Shivers.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Mr. Shivers?

'''1-UP:''' Yeah. Mr. Shivers looks like a robot dragon.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' 1-Up. You are doing smart things.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's rare for any of the characters.</blockquote>
'''1-UP:''' I am?

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Yeah. Telling me useful things.

'''1-UP:''' Pudding!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's still one of the smartest lines on the page.</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' Okay, that wasn't smart thing to say.

'''1-UP:''' Cool!

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Mr. Shivers must be in this ice zone.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And there's no chance of seeing him in any other ice zone ever!</blockquote>
'''1-UP:''' What makes you say that?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I JUST KNOW</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' His name sounds like he would be in an ice zone.

'''1-UP:''' Pudding?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Get this kid an Emmy!</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' Cut the crap! We will have pudding once we figure who this dang Mr. Shivers guy is.

'''1-UP:''' Okay freak.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Just where are Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Homestar?

''{Cut to Mr. Shivers beside a large cage with nothing in it}''

'''MR. SHIVERS:''' Augh! Does this red button even work? I have been waiting five minutes for those guys! I red button'ed em and five minutes is a really long time!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "I know! That's how long it took for my wife to leave me."</blockquote>
Or, at least for me.

''{Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Homestar appear inside the large cage}''

'''MR. SHIVERS:''' That's freakin' better!

'''STINKOMAN:''' What do you want?

'''MR. SHIVERS:''' You out of the picture and your gold capsules. NOW!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Say the magic word.</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' No. You suck.

'''MR. SHIVERS:''' What was that?!?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' He said your a duck.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{gasps}'' No one says my a duck!</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' No! I said he sucks and KickCheat has them!

''{Moment of silence for 5 seconds}''

'''MR. SHIVERS:''' Ummm....crap? Who is KickedCheat?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' La-</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' Lame.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{angry}'' OK, you go in the gutter!</blockquote>
''{Cut to KickCheat and 1-up}''

''{Screen freezes from a time space continuum and the e-mail is left unfinished}
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yes! It's over now! I can finally leave and<br />
what? There's a new season? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</blockquote>

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