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'''KickCheat E-mail #2'''

Eric asks KickCheat if he wants to join Electromaniacs.

'''Cast''' (In order of appearrance): KickCheat, Homsar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bear-Shark, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, [[User:20eric06|20eric06]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' The Computer room, The field, Strong Badia, The stick, Electromaniacs
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wait, Electromaniacs is a place?</blockquote>
'''Computer:''' Kickix 500

'''Lines:''' 59

==Script==

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Clicks on e-mail while talking}'' This e-mail show is brought to by [[KickCheat INC./Main Page|KickCheat INC.]]
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wow, the intro actually gets more boring every episode.</blockquote>
<blockquote class="email">
Dear KickCheat, 
"We"
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Those quotes imply that it's actually some dude in his mom's basement kept company by a bunch of underfed cats.</blockquote>
at Electromaniacs are in need of a new game. 
And "we" thought that ou could join "us" for a 
payment of $0,00/month. 
Would you want to join "us" and help making the most 
awesomingly
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ...</blockquote>
games ever? 
Waiting for an answer, 
Eric, Electromaniacs CEO, Programmer, Graphics 
Designer and Playtester.
</blockquote>

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Hmmm...this sounds promising!

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Make a new game eh Eric? ''{excited}'' Count me in!

''{cut to a zoom out.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wait, are you cutting or zooming out? If he's just going to leave his stool, neither is necessary. Stop abusing camera functions, please.</blockquote>
KickCheat jumps of his stool and walks off screen. Cut to Homsar in the field}''

'''HOMSAR:''' I need a tofu pizza milk.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hint: Being random does not automatically make funny.</blockquote>
''{KickCheat walks onscreen up to Homsar}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Hey wierdo.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' At least he can spell.</blockquote>
Do you know where Electromaniacs is?

'''HOMSAR:''' Blue is a kind of hamburger.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You really have no idea how to write for Homsar, do you?</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' If you are going to talk about worthless crap, get out of this e-mail.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I could say the same to you.</blockquote>
''{KickCheat walks away}''

'''HOMSAR:''' {Sadly} I do what I'm told.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Now you're just copying quotes! Are you that desperate?</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{offscreen shouting}'' No you don't moron!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No one knows how to moron better than you.</blockquote>
''{cut to Strongbadia. Strong Bad is standing doing nothing}''

'''STRONG BAD''' ''{annoyed}'' I thought that Eric guy said that Electromaniacs is here in Strongbadia!

''{KickCheat walks up to Strong Bad}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Hey prank caller,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Crap, I've been busted!</blockquote>
have you seen a place called Electromaniacs?

'''STRONG BAD''' As a matter of fact, I am looking for that place.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{surprised}'' You too?

'''STRONG BAD''' Yeah. I want to make better games without pay.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Maybe improve the health care system and end world hunger on the way."</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{surprised}'' WHAT?! You get no pay?

'''STRONG BAD''' You didn't know that?

'''KICKCHEAT:''' No.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The action never stops.</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD''' Then do you still want to join?

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Yes. No. Yes. No. I don't know! I am heading back to my house!

''{KickCheat runs away}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Diarrhea? Don't worry, it hits us all.</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD''' Now back to finding Electromaniacs.

''{cut to KickCheat at his computer}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{says while typing}'' I don't know where you are Eric,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He's pretty much Eric everywhere. Except in Las Vegas. He's known as Pete the Slug down there.</blockquote>
but I still want to join. ''{stops typing}'' I am going to play a game I made now. ''{closes his e-mail and clicks on file and chooses "CheatFreak"}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Now this is a fun game.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It never was and it still isn't.</blockquote>
You try to scare The Cheat with The Bear holding a Shark. ''{He scares The Cheat on his game}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Who scares the Cheat on who's game? Your pronoun usage is a crying shame.</blockquote>
Mabye I should have stayed with Strong Bad. I gotta go! ''{leaves}''

''{cut to Strongbadia. Strong Bad is gone. KickCheat walks upto the fence}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' There are so many things wrong with this one line of action. I can't even...</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{shouting}'' Strong Bad! Where the crap are you?

''{The Cheat walks upto KickCheat}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Hey The Cheat. Have you seen Strong Bad?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Makes some The Cheat noises}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{gasps}'' He's been kidnapped?

''{The Cheat giggles}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' There were so many alternatives to that last word. So many. ''{breaks down and cries}''</blockquote>
'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{sarcasticly}'' Oh, like you are a big help. I'm out of here. ''{leaves}''

''{cut to KickCheat at The Stick with Strong Sad}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Hey Mr. Elephant.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' See, it's funny because it just is.</blockquote>
Have you seen Strong Bad?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Over there at Electromaniacs. Right behind me.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Thanks.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I am literally on the edge of my seat right now.</blockquote>
''{KickCheat walks past Strong Sad. Cut to the outside of Electromaniacs}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Found it!

''{The paper comes down saying "Click here to e-mail KickCheat at kickcheat@hotmail.com"}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Hey, wait a minute. This e-mail isn't over! Homestar hasn't appeared yet!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What? I-I thought you were looking for Strong Bad. How did you</blockquote>
''{Homestar walks onscreen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello blue dots. I am needed like you said.

'''KICKCHEAT:''' To late star shirt.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But be aware: the road to late is a long one!</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disapointed}'' Awww man!

''{ten seconds later}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ummm...are we suppost
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's just unforgivable.</blockquote>
to be doing something?

'''KICKCHEAT:''' Yeah, I wanted to join Electromaniacs!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You can't now?

'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{disapointed}'' The e-mail is over.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay Red shirt guy! ''{leaves}''

'''KICKCHEAT:''' And in I go!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yeah okay Shakespeare.</blockquote>
Homestar would just follow me if I went when he was there!''{Runs inside Electromaniacs}''

== Easter eggs ==

*Click on KickCheat to see Strong Bad at Electromaniacs.

=== Script ===

''{cut to Strong Bad inside Electromaniacs}''

'''STRONG BAD''' This is it!

''{Eric walks on screen}''

'''ERIC:''' Hello Mr. Bad. I got note you want to join.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes sir.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This sounds so much like Strong Bad. It's uncanny.</blockquote>
'''ERIC:''' Good. We'll have to put you in our class first.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disapointed}'' Aww man!

== Inside References ==

*"I do what I'm told" is a phrase from the Strong Bad e-mail Dragon

*The Bear-Shark scaring The Cheat is from the Strong Bad e-mail Date.

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