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Noxigar at 17:34, 14 November 2011

2011-11-14T17:34:50Z

Noxigar: meh, I hope JCM reads this honestly, or Lightning Guy more preferably

2011-11-14T17:17:39Z

meh, I hope JCM reads this honestly, or Lightning Guy more preferably

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JCM tries his best to look good for picture day.

== Movie ==

''{JCM walks out to the door at his house.}''

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Where do you think you're going?

'''JCM:''' ''{screams}'' Mom!

''{JCM's mother walks onscreen with a face mask on.}''

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' You will not go to picture day looking so...ordinary!

'''JCM:''' But-

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Go to your room, change your clothes into something nicer, brush your teeth, and read an etiquette book!

'''JCM:''' An etiquette book?

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' In order to look proper, you have to act proper, too.

'''JCM:''' ''{sighs}'' Fine, green goblin.

''{JCM walks into his room and his mother checks a mirror. JCM walks back out of his room with fresh new clothes on, shining teeth, and a bored expression.}''

'''JCM:''' Are you happy, mom?

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Yes, I am! You may finally make that school worth something!

'''JCM:''' Great, I just hope this day ends quickly, because these are the most uncomfortable shoes on earth!

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Heh, you aren't even wearing high heels! Those give a new meaning to uncomfortable!

'''JCM:''' Why would I wear high heels?

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' No, honey, it was just an example.

'''JCM:''' Why don't you make an example that doesn't make me seem...strange?

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{dry}'' Just go to school.

'''JCM:''' Whatever.

''{JCM runs out the the door.}''

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Oh, I forgot to tell you that it-

''{A splash is heard and JCM comes back inside covered with mud.}''

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ...Rained yesterday. Don't worry, just...clean your clothes, brush your teeth, and read the etiquette book again.

''{JCM walks back into his room without saying a word. After a few moments, he comes back out looking good as new.}''

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Bye!

''{JCM walks out the door.}''

''{Cut to the street. JCM walks over the mud puddle and onto the other side of the road.}''

'''JCM:''' Now, to the school!

''{Suddenly, a truck drives behind JCM and splashes mud all over him.}''

'''JCM:''' I hate my life.

''{JCM walks back into the house and out again clean. He looks left and right, jumps over the mud puddle, and lands on the other side.}''

'''JCM:''' Phew!

''{Suddenly, white stuff falls all over him.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{censored}''!

''{JCM stomps back into the house and stomps back out clean and with an umbrella. JCM jumps over the street and continues walking confidently. Suddenly, a lightning bolt hits him, destroying the umbrella and burning JCM.}''

'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Sorry there, had to run an errand.

''{Lightning Guy flies offscreen and JCM starts to cry as he walks back inside the house and out clean with a rubber umbrella. He jumps offscreen.}''

''{Cut to the Homestar Runner Fanstuff School. JCM lands from offscreen.}''

'''JCM:''' I did it!

''{Suddenly, the ground starts to crack beneath him.}''

'''JCM:''' Oh, dear!

''{JCM runs away from the cracks as it gets longer and longer until he ends up at the end of a cliff. JCM holds up a surrender flag as the crack stops next to him.}''

'''JCM:''' Hey, it's not under me! My mom's back is saved!

''{The edge of the cliff breaks and JCM stands in midair for a moment.}''

'''JCM:''' Or course.

''{JCM falls offscreen.}''

''{Cut to the desert ground. JCM falls from offscreen, but his rubber umbrella makes him bounce. He spins in midair for a moment then lands on his feet without getting a speck of dirt on him.}''

'''JCM:''' I can't believe it! Me and my clothes survived!

''{The part of the cliff that broke falls on JCM from offscreen.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{under piece of cliff}'' Crap.

''{Cut to JCM's house. JCM runs out clean, jumps over the puddle and goes into the woods.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{singing}'' Over the puddle and through the woods, to the fanstuff school I go! I know the way, with no think or say, through the green and stupid mowed...graaaasss. ''{normal}'' Yeah, I know I'm a horrible singer.

''{JCM runs to the fanstuff school.}''

'''JCM:''' Yes...I'm finally going to make it...nooo! ''{falls offscreen}'' Another mud puddle!

''{Fade to a screen that says "Another trial and error experience later..." Fade back. JCM walks to the school tiredly. He walks around the mud puddle and to the school's doors.}''

'''JCM:''' I...must...get there...in time.

''{The door slams in JCM's face. He falls into the mud puddle.}''

'''JOEYDAY:''' Oh, there you are, JCM. You missed your school picture.

'''JCM:''' I...did?

'''JOEYDAY:''' Yep, but don't worry, you can make it up tomorrow.

'''JCM:''' T-tomorrow?

'''JOEYDAY:''' Uh-huh. I suggest looking nicer, though. You can't dress up as the mud monster!

''{JoeyDay locks the door and walks offscreen, whistling. JCM faints.}''

''{The End}''

@@ Line 6: / Line 6: @@
 '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Where do you think you're going?
 '''JCM:''' ''{screams}'' Mom!
@@ Line 12: / Line 13: @@
 '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' You will not go to picture day looking so...ordinary!
 '''JCM:''' But-
@@ Line 18: / Line 20: @@
 '''JCM:''' An etiquette book?
 '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' In order to look proper, you have to act proper, too.
 '''JCM:''' ''{sighs}'' Fine, green goblin.
 ''{JCM walks into his room and his mother checks a mirror. JCM walks back out of his room with fresh new clothes on, shining teeth, and a bored expression.}''
@@ Line 32: / Line 36: @@
 '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Heh, you aren't even wearing high heels! Those give a new meaning to uncomfortable!
 '''JCM:''' Why would I wear high heels?
@@ Line 42: / Line 47: @@
 '''JCM:''' Whatever.
 ''{JCM runs out the the door.}''
@@ Line 50: / Line 56: @@
 '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ...Rained yesterday. Don't worry, just...clean your clothes, brush your teeth, and read the etiquette book again.
 ''{JCM walks back into his room without saying a word. After a few moments, he comes back out looking good as new.}''
@@ Line 64: / Line 71: @@
 '''JCM:''' I hate my life.
 ''{JCM walks back into the house and out again clean. He looks left and right, jumps over the mud puddle, and lands on the other side.}''
@@ Line 70: / Line 78: @@
 ''{Suddenly, white stuff falls all over him.}''
 '''JCM:''' ''{censored}''!
@@ Line 84: / Line 93: @@
 ''{Suddenly, the ground starts to crack beneath him.}''
 '''JCM:''' Oh, dear!
@@ Line 90: / Line 100: @@
 '''JCM:''' Hey, it's not under me! My mom's back is saved!
 ''{The edge of the cliff breaks and JCM stands in midair for a moment.}''
@@ Line 100: / Line 111: @@
 '''JCM:''' I can't believe it! Me and my clothes survived!
 ''{The part of the cliff that broke falls on JCM from offscreen.}''
@@ Line 108: / Line 120: @@
 '''JCM:''' ''{singing}'' Over the puddle and through the woods, to the fanstuff school I go! I know the way, with no think or say, through the green and stupid mowed...graaaasss. ''{normal}'' Yeah, I know I'm a horrible singer.
 ''{JCM runs to the fanstuff school.}''
 '''JCM:''' Yes...I'm finally going to make it...nooo! ''{falls offscreen}'' Another mud puddle!
 ''{Fade to a screen that says "Another trial and error experience later..." Fade back. JCM walks to the school tiredly. He walks around the mud puddle and to the school's doors.}''
 '''JCM:''' I...must...get there...in time.
 ''{The door slams in JCM's face. He falls into the mud puddle.}''
@@ Line 128: / Line 145: @@
 '''JOEYDAY:''' Uh-huh. I suggest looking nicer, though. You can't dress up as the mud monster!
 ''{JoeyDay locks the door and walks offscreen, whistling. JCM faints.}''
 ''{The End}''