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Noxigar at 23:21, 19 December 2012

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Noxigar: /* Episode I: The Fandom Menace */

2012-12-19T23:17:22Z

‎Episode I: The Fandom Menace

Noxigar: /* Episode VI: Return of the Blue Guy */

2012-12-19T23:16:51Z

‎Episode VI: Return of the Blue Guy

Noxigar: /* Episode V: The Up-highers Strike Back */

2012-12-19T23:16:07Z

‎Episode V: The Up-highers Strike Back

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Noxigar at 22:53, 19 December 2012

2012-12-19T22:53:22Z

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Noxigar: First, I lay the main ingredient down on the table. Then, I proceed to deliver my apathy upon it after I snack on something.

2012-12-19T22:03:47Z

First, I lay the main ingredient down on the table. Then, I proceed to deliver my apathy upon it after I snack on something.

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 Members of a powerful troll organization invade the School Student School and the administrators ineffectively try to hold them off until the police come. JCM, believing the trolls to have a role in Joshua's disappearance, attempt to question them, but is only responded to with juvenile pranks and remarks. Angered, he pulls a more complex and manipulative series of pranks as retaliation. This only succeeds at provoking the trolls further, and soon an all out war is started. Flames are thrown and spirits are killed. When he finally realizes that his actions only encourage them, JCM simply ignores the trolls, who eventually tire of him and leave the school. Despite being no closer to finding Joshua or his kidnapper, JCM calls the day a success, and goes home proud of himself.
 == Episode III: Revenge of the List ==
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 ''{The End. Yeah, seriously. Thank you, one fan, if that. I only made it halfway through the second part before giving up, but it feels like I really accomplished something this past year. This isn't a "Purge", but it's something I guess. Enjoy the rest of your miserable life. I know I will mine.}''

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	JCM is ostracized around school for his stupidity-induced antics, so when he finds a lava lamp in an abandoned alley and shakes it, releasing a once powerful but now hopeless high hippie genie, he asks for intelligence as his first wish, and becomes glasses-wearing honor student. At home, his parents, initially confused, quickly adjust to the transformation, as does his fellow students.		JCM is ostracized around school for his stupidity-induced antics, so when he finds a lava lamp in an abandoned alley and shakes it, releasing a once powerful but now hopeless high hippie genie, he asks for intelligence as his first wish, and becomes glasses-wearing honor student. At home, his parents, initially confused, quickly adjust to the transformation, as does his fellow students.
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		+	<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Somehow I get the feeling JCM's Great-Aunt would have been better-placed here.</blockquote>

	== Episode II: Attack of the Trolls ==		== Episode II: Attack of the Trolls ==

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 == Episode VI: Return of the Blue Guy ==
 The episode begins with the re-opening of the Homestar Runner Fanstuff School. The student body, however, is severely shortened, and they must learn to cope for the first few months with this new reality. The NSMC Vandal has not given up, and plants a bomb under the school, set to go off in 24 hours. JCM continues to be harassed by the chooms, but realizes the genie can't solve his problems, because the chooms are just cruel by nature, and he accidentally broke the lava lamp while cleaning up his room. It's dot com sees the School Student School has become worse than before and resolves to shut it down permanently, while JCM overhears the NSMC Vandal recall his deed and, realizing he made a terrible mistake, finds the net gun his alter ego stole and shoots the Vandal with it again. JCM manages to overcome his stupidity as the Vandal tries to appeal to him and turns him into the police. Then he remembers that the bomb will go off in minutes and rushes to the school as It's dot com prepares to announce its end, arriving just as the bomb goes off, sending IDC and all of the students flying over him. JCM breaks into tears knowing he was responsible for the school's destruction, but IDC reassures him that he just saved the admins the expense of flamethrowers, makes his announcement, and the students, though disappointed, sees that after nearly getting blown to bits, losing a school doesn't seem so bad. Super Sam decides that since the HRFSchool isn't coming back, he might as well re-open the School Student School indefinitely. The students seem satisfied, the chooms even expressing appreciation to JCM for "at least trying", and the episode ends with the NSMC Vandal tallying the days on his prison wall, looking out the window in disgust at the students frolicking around the newly opened SSS, and vowing to return one day.
 == Episode I: The Fandom Menace ==