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JCM tries to get a pet, and it forced into a battle of the wits.

== Movie ==

''{JCM walks into his house sadly.}''

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Hey, JCM, what's wrong?

''{Suspenseful music plays.}''

'''JCM:''' I just found out that...I'm blue.

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{sarcastic}'' Wow, really?!

'''JCM:''' Yep, so in order for me to be fixed, I'll need the money for surgery.

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{sarcastic}'' Oh, gosh. How much?

'''JCM:''' The cost of an average pet at the pet store.

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Really? Well, I'm sorry, but I can't give you cent after a terrible performance like that.

'''JCM:''' ''{angry}'' Oh! How did you figure it out?

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Mothers' instinct. But seriously, you can't have a pet.

'''JCM:''' But all of the other kids at my school, and some teachers, have one!

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{wiggles finger}'' What did I tell you about peer pressure?

'''JCM:''' You never told me anything about peer pressure.

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Oh, really?

''{Cut to a flashback.}''

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' You can't have a pet.

'''JCM:''' But all of the other kids at my school, and some teachers, have one!

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{wiggles finger}'' What did I tell you about peer pressure?

''{Cut back to normal time.}''

'''JCM:''' Wow, I should have remembered that. But why can't I have a pet?

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Well, you see, having a pet would require responsibility.

'''JCM:''' And?

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Don't you remember what happened last time I trusted you with something?

''{Cut to a flashback.}''

''{JCM walks into his house sadly.}''

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Hey, JCM, what's wrong?

''{Suspenseful music plays.}''

'''JCM:''' I just found out that...I'm blue.

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{sarcastic}'' Wow, really?!

'''JCM:''' Yep, so in order for me to be fixed, I'll need the money for surgery.

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{sarcastic}'' Oh, gosh. How much?

'''JCM:''' The cost of an average pet at the pet store.

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Really? Well, I'm sorry, but I can't give you cent after a terrible performance like that.

''{Cut back to normal time.}''

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Well, I didn't actually believe you would successfully trick me, but you get the point.

'''JCM:''' Fine, then! If you won't get me a pet, I'll just go to Mr. Cloud.

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' There is no Mr. Cloud, you just made him up.

'''JCM:''' No, I didn't!

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Yeah, you did. Remember?

''{Cut to a flashback.}''

'''JCM:''' Fine, then! If you won't get me a pet, I'll just go to Mr. Cloud.

''{Cut back to normal time.}''

'''JCM:''' Man, these are a lot of flashbacks for the first episode.

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Now you see why you can't have a pet?

'''JCM:''' Yeah, I think I do. I still hate it, though.

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Eh, you'll live. Now, go on to bed.

'''JCM:''' But it's only 6:00.

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' No, it isn't. 3 hours have just passed talking about getting a pet.

''{Cut to a flashback.}''

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' No, it isn't. 3 hours have just passed talking about getting a pet.

''{Cut back to normal time.}''

'''JCM:''' Well, time and space doesn't lie.

''{JCM goes to his room.}''

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Love you.

''{A door is heard closing.}''

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Man, I don't know why I have so much fun doing that.

''{Mr. Cloud flies beside JCM's mother.}''

'''MR. CLOUD:''' I guess it's the Adrenaline. Speaking of that, do you want some Skyrocket brand energy drinks? It's only $9.99!

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{confused}'' Um, no, not really. I'm going to go to bed myself now.

'''MR. CLOUD:''' Why go to bed when you can stay up all night?

''{JCM's mother gets up and leaves.}''

'''MR. CLOUD:''' Come on! Can you say no to this face? Can you?

'''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Watch me!

'''MR. CLOUD:''' OK, fine! Just walk off and-

''{Zoom in to Mr. Cloud.}''

'''MR. CLOUD:''' Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

''{Mr. Cloud stays in the position for a few seconds before looking offscreen.}''

'''MR. CLOUD:''' Oh, we're not doing that?

''{Zoom back out.}''

'''MR. CLOUD:''' Sorry.

''{The End}''

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 ''{Suspenseful music plays.}''

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 '''JCM:''' Yep, so in order for me to be fixed, I'll need the money for surgery.
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 '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Mothers' instinct. But seriously, you can't have a pet.
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 ''{Cut to a flashback.}''
 '''JCM:''' Fine, then! If you won't get me a pet, I'll just go to Mr. Cloud.
 ''{Cut back to normal time.}''
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 '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Now you see why you can't have a pet?
 '''JCM:''' Yeah, I think I do. I still hate it, though.
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 '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' No, it isn't. 3 hours have just passed talking about getting a pet.
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 '''MR. CLOUD:''' Why go to bed when you can stay up all night?
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 '''MR. CLOUD:''' Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!
 ''{Mr. Cloud stays in the position for a few seconds before looking offscreen.}''
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 ''{The End}''