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Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Chapter 3 */

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‎Chapter 3

Tyrannosaurus Lex at 22:45, 3 November 2013

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Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Chapter 1 */

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‎Chapter 1

Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Opening Comments */

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‎Opening Comments

Tyrannosaurus Lex at 22:06, 3 November 2013

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Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Chapter 5 */ oh the humanity

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‎Chapter 5: oh the humanity

Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Chapter 4 */ why does this exist

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‎Chapter 4: why does this exist

Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Chapter 3 */ jesus

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‎Chapter 3: jesus

Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Chapter 2 */ fixing formatting

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‎Chapter 2: fixing formatting

Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Chapter 1 */ fixing formatting

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‎Chapter 1: fixing formatting

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 == Chapter 3 ==
-<br>Homestar went back home and tried to forget about the turd. He was hungry so he ate some marshmallows and watched some TV.  Then after that he decided to go online, so he went on MSN but there were only 2 people online.
+<br>Homestar went back home and tried to forget about the turd. <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' you will never forget about ''the turd''</blockquote>
-“Let’s see, Evan A Martin is idle, so he isn’t gonna reply. Aww, what a shame, Ava-I Love Homestar is offline.
+He was hungry so he ate some marshmallows and watched some TV.  Then after that he decided to go online, so he went on MSN <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' two thousand and late</blockquote>
 Pompom is online, but busy.  OH CRAP! I forgot to return this bladder health book back to the library!” Said Homestar.
-Homestar went to the library to return that pee help book. On his way there, his stomach felt like he was gonna have diarrhea soon. He was inside the library and waiting in line to return the book.
+Homestar went to the library to return that pee help <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' what</blockquote>
-Then some girls said, “Oh look, it’s pee-pee star from that youtube video!”.
+from that youtube video!”.
-“Dammit Strong Bad, why did you have to put that on youtube?!” Homestar said to himself.
+“Dammit <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' janet</blockquote>
 His stomach started grumbling. Then he was finally next to return his book.
-The librarian said, “May I see your library card?” Homestar said “sure” but when he bent over to get his library card he farted and then diarrhea came bursting out of his butt; all liquid. Bursting into the air from his underwear like a water hose showering the whole library.
+The librarian said, “May I see your library card?” Homestar said “sure” but when he bent over to get his library card <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' wait where is he getting the library card from WHY DOES HE NEED TO BEND OVER</blockquote>
-People screamed and one kid even said “MOMMY! I’M SCARED!”.
+he farted <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' oh no</blockquote>
-The librarian ducked under the desk. Then Marzipan came into the door all happy looking then she gets knocked down on the floor by Homestar’s brown watery stream.
+and then diarrhea <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' PLEASE NO</blockquote>
-Marzipan looks pissed. Homestar finally stopped pooing liquid. He was crying though. But then he started to pee; all over his feet.
+came bursting out of his butt; all liquid. <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS</blockquote>
 The librarian came up and said, “Here, I’ll renew this library book because you need it. You still have bladder issues. May I suggest books on bowel problems?”
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 “Fine.” Said Homestar.
-Homestar left the library with the books and went home.  He took a shower and washed his little butt.
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' IT'S OVER THANK GOD</blockquote>
 The next day Marzipan is convincing Strong Bad to go to the library with her to find a book.
-“But do I have to?” said Strong Bad.
+“But do I have to?” <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' fuck you your not my mum!!!</blockquote>
 “Yes, you have to Strong Bad” Said Marzipan.
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 They went inside the library and then Strong Bad sniffed the air and said,
-“Eww! What’s that smell? And what’s that brown all over the library?”
+“Eww! What’s that smell? And what’s that brown all over the library?” <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' so what, like the library just stays in business without it being cleaned like what the fuck man</blockquote>
 Marzipan said, “It’s a long story Strong Bad, a long story…………”

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 == Chapter 2 ==
-Homestar then stops crying and goes back in his house.
+Homestar then stops crying and goes back in his house. <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' wait where was he to begin with</blockquote>
-"Wow! A 3 iPod!" said Homestar. Homestar clicked the link and filled out the form on the website.
+He decides to go on the computer, and when he logs onto the internet, <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' logging onto the internet? what does he still have dial-up or something</blockquote>
-The computer screen said; "You're iPod will be delivered in 48 hours". "I can't wait till my iPod  arrives!" said Homestar. Homestar then goes on Marapets (a virtual pet site) and sees another advertisement that said; "SHOOT THE DUCK FOR A 3 LAPTOP!!!!".
+he sees an advertisement saying; " CLICK HERE FOR A 3 IPOD!!!!!!".
 When Homestar saw this he said; "Wow! First a 3 iPod, now a 3 laptop!". He shot the virtual duck and filled out the form on the website. Then, the computer screen said;
-"You're 3 laptop will be delivered in 48 hours".
+"You're 3 laptop <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' I AM FREE, LAPTOP. I AM FREE!!</blockquote>
 "Oh yeah? Then i'll show you the laptop and iPod when I get it in the mail!" said Homestar. 48 hours later, Homestar's 3 laptop and 3 iPod arrive.
-"YAY!! MY 3 IPOD AND 3 LAPTOP!!!" said Homestar. "Let's see it then" said Strong Bad Homestar opens the box that was suppose to have the iPod in it, but doesn't find an iPod... Then, everybody was in shock.
+"YAY!! MY 3 IPOD AND 3 LAPTOP!!!" said Homestar.
-"IT'S A TURD!!" said Strong Bad.
+"IT'S A TURD!!" <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' oh jesus</blockquote>
 The letter in the boxes said; "FOOLED YOU!!!".
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 "See Homestar, nothing in life is free" said Strong Bad. Homestar started to cry.
-Then, Marzipan said; "Homestar, now you've learned your lesson, never trust anything that says it's free, it'll just be a box of poo-poo".
+Then, Marzipan said; "Homestar, now you've learned your lesson, never trust anything that says it's free, it'll just be a box of poo-poo". <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' wow marzipan you are such an unsympathetic bitch</blockquote>
 == Chapter 3 ==

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 == Chapter 1 ==
-<br>First of all, Homestar is pronouncing his r's like w's, but I just wrote it as the real word instead.
+<br>First of all, Homestar is pronouncing his r's
 <br>_________________________________________________________
-One day, Homestar and Marzipan were at the mall. Homestar wanted a drink so he said; "Marzipan, can I have some money so that I can buy a soda?"
+One day, Homestar and Marzipan were at the mall.
 "Sure" said Marzipan. Marzipan gave Homestar the money and he bought a soda.
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 Then they go walking around the mall. When they were walking, an announcer said;
-"The bathrooms will be down for a while." Homestar did not pay attention to this message and kept drinking his soda. He finished his soda and said to Marzipan; "Marzipan, I have to go to the bathroom".
+"The bathrooms will be down for a while."
-"Homestar, the bathrooms are down" said Marzipan. Then it started to rain. "I need to pee" said Homestar.
+"Homestar, the bathrooms are down" said Marzipan. Then it started to rain.
-"You'll just have to hold it, Homestar" said Marzipan. Homestar and Marzipan keep walking around the mall and then Homestar says;"Marzipan, I really,really, REALLY need to go pee!!" Marzipan said; "Just hold it!"
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' let it rain on these hoes</blockquote>
-Then Homestar started to cry and said; "Marzipan, it HURTS!" Marzipan didn't really care though.
+"I need to pee" said Homestar.
-Then they see Strong Bad. Strong Bad said; Hey, Homestar!" Then Strong Bad took a bottle of water and poured it in a bowl. Then Strong Bad says; "Think that was bad?" Then Strong Bad pour lemonade in the bowl.
+Homestar and Marzipan keep walking around the mall and then Homestar says;"Marzipan, I really, really, REALLY need to go pee!!"
 Yellow liquid. That made Homestar cry more. Then The Cheat comes up to Homestar and scares him.
-Homestar peed a little in his underwear when The Cheat scared him. Then Homestar says; "I can't hold it any longer!" Homestar starts to pee on himself and the floor. Strong Bad said; HAHAHA!!!!! I gonna video tape this and put it on YouTube!" The next day, Marzipan is on YouTube and sees the video and laughs. Homestar sees Marzipan laughing and he cries.
+Homestar peed a little in his underwear <blockquote class="mft3k">'''LEX:''' oh jesus</blockquote>
-Homestar goes outside and everybody he sees said; "Hey Pee-Pee star!" Homestar cries, again.
+Homestar cries, again.
 <br>__________________________________________________________
 <br>What will happen next? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!

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 ''{Cut to Lex's house, where he pulls up "Homestar Embarassed" from his filing cabinet. Groaning and muttering to himself, he picks up the file and opens it.}''
-'''LEX:''' Here goes.
+'''LEX:''' Here goes nothing...
-−
 == Chapter 1 ==
 <br>First of all, Homestar is pronouncing his r's like w's, but I just wrote it as the real word instead.

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 == Chapter 1 ==
 <br>First of all, Homestar is pronouncing his r's like w's, but I just wrote it as the real word instead.
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 Then Homestar started to cry and said; "Marzipan, it HURTS!" Marzipan didn't really care though.
 Then they see Strong Bad. Strong Bad said; Hey, Homestar!" Then Strong Bad took a bottle of water and poured it in a bowl. Then Strong Bad says; "Think that was bad?" Then Strong Bad pour lemonade in the bowl.

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 == Chapter 5 ==
-<br>After the restaurant, they all did some crap then it was nighttime. Then morning came.
+After the restaurant, they all did some crap then it was nighttime. Then morning came.
-<br>Homestar wakes up and goes to eat breakfast. He feels depressed and doesn't want to live anymore because of all the embarrassment. :'( He <br>starts to think about all the people who have hurt him and so on, then he cried. Without thinking deeply, he goes to the bathroom and turns <br>the bathwater on, and gets a razor blade. He tries to cut himself, But he can't.
-<br>“Ow!” Said Homestar. “Screw this, I'll try pills.”
+Homestar wakes up and goes to eat breakfast. He feels depressed and doesn't want to live anymore because of all the embarrassment. :'( He starts to think about all the people who have hurt him and so on, then he cried.
-<br>Homestar reaches in the medicine cabinate and chooses some pills, without looking at the label.
-<br>“I want everyone to feel bad about what they've done; I'm gonna call them all over to my house.” Said Homestar.
+Without thinking deeply, he goes to the bathroom and turns the bathwater on, and gets a razor blade.
-<br>Homestar then calls everyone, even the people who were his friends (Pompom). An hour or so later, they arrive.
-<br>“Everyone! I am going to take my own life ;_;. I'm doing it in public to make you all feel so bad.” Said Homestar.
+He tries to cut himself, But he can't.
-<br>Homestar then gulps down a huge bottle of pills.
-<br>“Hey Crap for brains! You just gulped down STOOL SOFTENERS” Said Strong Bad. Everyone started laughing
+"Ow!” Said Homestar. “Screw this, I'll try pills.”
-<br>“uh oh” Said Homestar, farting a lot. “I gotta go!”
-<br>He runs to the bathroom farting loudly.
+Homestar reaches in the medicine cabinate and chooses some pills, without looking at the label.
-<br>“AHAAHAHA! HA HA HA” Said Patrick Star, who was hiding behind the couch.
-<br>“When did you get here?” Said Strong Bad
+“I want everyone to feel bad about what they've done; I'm gonna call them all over to my house.” Said Homestar.
-<br>“I was always behind here. Ever since yesterday” Said Patrick
-<br>Everyone slowly backs away from him. Homestar screams and Pompom ran to see what happened.
+Homestar then calls everyone, even the people who were his friends (Pompom).
-<br>“AHHHHHH I FEEL MY INSIDES ARE COMING OUT” Said Homestar with a loud fart.
-<br>“BUBBLE BUBBLE” Said Pompom, giggling.
+An hour or so later, they arrive.
-<br>“No more suicide X_X” Said Homestar
-<br>“I WIN!” Said Patrick.
+“Everyone! I am going to take my own life ;_;.
-<br>“Go away Patrick” Said Homestar
-<br>“Make me. I can probably beat your butt up!” Said Patrick
+I'm doing it in public to make you all feel so bad.” Said Homestar.
-<br>“I don't think so. Blow it out your ear!” Said Homestar
-<br>Patrick then jumps on Homestar, pushing Homestar off the toilet. He proceeds to punch Homestar in my stomach, and while he does, Homestar farts
+Homestar then gulps down a huge bottle of pills.
-<br>and diarrhea comes out.
-<br>“Stop!” Said Homestar
+"Hey Crap for brains! You just gulped down STOOL SOFTENERS” Said Strong Bad. Everyone started laughing
-<br>“You deserve this!” Said Patrick, starting to spank Homestar
-<br>“EWW” Said Strong Bad
+“uh oh” Said Homestar, farting a lot. “I gotta go!”
-<br>Homestar then kicks Patrick crotch. Patrick then yelps and falls down. Marzipan comes in.
-<br>“Aww Patrick! :( Did Homestar hurt you?” Said Marzi.
+He runs to the bathroom farting loudly.
-<br>“Yes he did. He's a butthole! He pooed on me too!” Said Patrick
-<br>“That's a damn lie!” Said Homestar
+“AHAAHAHA! HA HA HA” Said Patrick Star, who was hiding behind the couch.
-<br>“See! He cussed!” Said Patrick.
-<br>“Lets clean you up Patrick, then we can go on a date” Said Marzi. Patrick then smiles. They both leave to have a shower together.
+“When did you get here?” Said Strong Bad
-<br>“Well, we better go too” Said Strong Bad. They all leave, except for Pompom.
-<br>“Bubble bubble?” Said Pompom
+“I was always behind here. Ever since yesterday” Said Patrick
-<br>“No, it's fine pompom. You can go” Said Homestar. Pompom shrugs, then leaves.
-<br>“ugh, nothing works. I guess I'll have to face this a lot now X_X” Said Homestar. “and I STILL didn't defeat Patrick yet. But I will” Said <br>Homestar in an angry voice.
+Everyone slowly backs away from him.
 Aaannndd, the rest is to be continued :D

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 == Chapter 4 ==
-<br>A few days later, Homestar was invited to go out to dinner with Marzipan, Strong
+A few days later, Homestar was invited to go out to dinner with Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Cheat,  Pompom. Coach z, Bubs,The King Of Town, The Poopsmith, and Homsar didn’t get invited though.
-<br>Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Cheat,  Pompom. Coach z, Bubs,The King Of
-<br>Town, The Poopsmith, and Homsar didn’t get invited though. So they all went to
+So they all went to Sonny’s to eat;
-<br>Sonny’s to eat; “May I take your order” said the waiter. “Patrick Star?” said
-<br>Marzipan. “Yeah! It’s me! Patrick!” said Patrick. “I’ll have a salad with crutons,
+“May I take your order” said the waiter.
-<br>beans, tofu, and a water.” said Marzipan.  “Yeah I’ll have a steak, some baby back
-<br>ribs, a hamburger with french fries, and a root beer.” said Strong Bad. “Oh! I’ll
+“Patrick Star?” said Marzipan.
-<br>have a salad, coleslaw, fries, garlic bread, and a sprit.” said Homestar. “I WANT A
-<br>COKE AND FRENCH FRIES! NOW!!!” said Strong Mad.  “I’ll have the baby back ribs
+“Yeah! It’s me! Patrick!” said Patrick.
-<br>with a pepsi.” said Strong Sad.  *Bubble Bubble* said Pompom. “The Cheat will
-<br>have a diet coke with beans.” said Strong Bad. Meanwhile, Patrick was picking his
+“I’ll have a salad with crutons, beans, tofu, and a water.” said Marzipan.
-<br>nose and writing down the orders. “EWW!” said Strong Bad; “This is the guy who’s
-<br>gonna give us our food? HE’S PICKING HIS FREAKIN’ NOSE!” “Almost got it….GOT
+“Yeah I’ll have a steak, some baby back ribs, a hamburger with french fries, and a root beer.” said Strong Bad.
-<br>IT” said Patrick pulling out a huge white booger from his nose and putting it on The
-<br>Cheat. “meh meh” said The Cheat sadly. While waiting for their food, they chit
+“Oh! I’ll have a salad, coleslaw, fries, garlic bread, and a sprit.” said Homestar.
-<br>chat. “I heard that the library got shut down.” said Strong Sad. “Why I wonder…”
-<br>“Hehehehehe…..”laughed Homestar very weakly. “Because Homestar crapped all
+“I WANT A COKE AND FRENCH FRIES! NOW!!!” said Strong Mad.
-<br>over the freakin’ library!” said Strong Bad. “HERE’S YOUR FOOD!” said Patrick.
-<br>“WAH!” Patrick slipped on a banana peel and the food went up in the air and
+“I’ll have the baby back ribs with a pepsi.” said Strong Sad.
-<br>landing in Marzipan’s hair and all over her. Then the coke spilled in Homestar’s lap.
-<br>“UH OH ! I GOTTA POO!” said Patrick running to the bathroom. “I’m gonna go try to
+*Bubble Bubble* said Pompom.
-<br>take this coke stain out” said Homestar. Homestar walks towards the bathroom
-<br>and as he opens the door, he hears a loud fart coming from Patrick. “UUHG!! IT’S
+“The Cheat will have a diet coke with beans.” said Strong Bad.
-<br>COMING! Oh, by the way Homestar, here’s your garlic bread.” said Patrick. “Um,
-<br>why is it brown?” said Homestar. “Oh, I must of mixed that up with the toilet
+Meanwhile, Patrick was picking his nose and writing down the orders.
-<br>paper…” said Patrick. “EWWWW!” said Homestar, as he tried to take the stain out
-<br>he said, “I gotta pee.” So he went, but  he had his eyes closed so he peed on the
+“EWW!” said Strong Bad; “This is the guy who’s gonna give us our food? HE’S PICKING HIS FREAKIN’ NOSE!”
-<br>floor. Patrick went to go tell everybody that Homestar peed on the floor (Even
-<br>though Patrick pulled out that booger and had to poo, he tells on Homestar).
+“Almost got it….GOT IT” said Patrick pulling out a huge white booger from his nose and putting it on The Cheat.
-<br>Homestar was upset and humileated and he cried :’( Strong Bad was laughing so
-<br>hard and Marzipan was laughing very eviliy. “Oh I’ll get Patrick next time….” Said
+“meh meh” said The Cheat sadly.
-<br>Homestar.
 == Chapter 5 ==

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 == Chapter 3 ==
-<br>Homestar went back home and tried to forget about the turd. He was hungry so he
+<br>Homestar went back home and tried to forget about the turd. He was hungry so he ate some marshmallows and watched some TV.  Then after that he decided to go online, so he went on MSN but there were only 2 people online.
-<br>ate some marshmallows and watched some TV.  Then after that he decided to go
-<br>online, so he went on MSN but there were only 2 people online. “Let’s see, Evan A
+“Let’s see, Evan A Martin is idle, so he isn’t gonna reply. Aww, what a shame, Ava-I Love Homestar is offline.
-<br>Martin is idle, so he isn’t gonna reply. Aww, what a shame, Ava-I Love Homestar is
-<br>offline.  Pompom is online, but busy.  OH CRAP! I forgot to return this bladder health
+Pompom is online, but busy.  OH CRAP! I forgot to return this bladder health book back to the library!” Said Homestar.
-<br>book back to the library!” Said Homestar. Homestar went to the library to return
-<br>that pee help book. On his way there, his stomach felt like he was gonna have
+Homestar went to the library to return that pee help book. On his way there, his stomach felt like he was gonna have diarrhea soon. He was inside the library and waiting in line to return the book.
-<br>diarrhea soon. He was inside the library and waiting in line to return the book. Then
-<br>some girls said, “Oh look, it’s pee-pee star from that youtube video!”. “Dammit
+Then some girls said, “Oh look, it’s pee-pee star from that youtube video!”.
-<br>Strong Bad, why did you have to put that on youtube?!” Homestar said to himself.
-<br>His stomach started grumbling. Then he was finally next to return his book. The
+“Dammit Strong Bad, why did you have to put that on youtube?!” Homestar said to himself.
-<br>librarian said, “May I see your library card?” Homestar said “sure” but when he bent
-<br>over to get his library card he farted and then diarrhea came bursting out of his
+His stomach started grumbling. Then he was finally next to return his book.
-<br>butt; all liquid. Bursting into the air from his underwear like a water hose showering
-<br>the whole library. People screamed and one kid even said “MOMMY! I’M SCARED!”.
+The librarian said, “May I see your library card?” Homestar said “sure” but when he bent over to get his library card he farted and then diarrhea came bursting out of his butt; all liquid. Bursting into the air from his underwear like a water hose showering the whole library.
-<br>The librarian ducked under the desk. Then Marzipan came into the door all happy
-<br>looking then she gets knocked down on the floor by Homestar’s brown watery
+People screamed and one kid even said “MOMMY! I’M SCARED!”.
-<br>stream. Marzipan looks pissed. Homestar finally stopped pooing liquid. He was
-<br>crying though. But then he started to pee; all over his feet. The librarian came up
+The librarian ducked under the desk. Then Marzipan came into the door all happy looking then she gets knocked down on the floor by Homestar’s brown watery stream.
-<br>and said, “Here, I’ll renew this library book because you need it. You still have
-<br>bladder issues. May I suggest books on bowel problems?” “Fine.” Said Homestar.
+Marzipan looks pissed. Homestar finally stopped pooing liquid. He was crying though. But then he started to pee; all over his feet.
-<br>Homestar left the library with the books and went home.  He took a shower and
-<br>washed his little butt.  The next day Marzipan is convincing Strong Bad to go to the
+The librarian came up and said, “Here, I’ll renew this library book because you need it. You still have bladder issues. May I suggest books on bowel problems?”
-<br>library with her to find a book. “But do I have to?” said Strong Bad. “Yes, you have
-<br>to Strong Bad” Said Marzipan. They went inside the library and then Strong Bad
+“Fine.” Said Homestar.
-<br>sniffed the air and said, “Eww! What’s that smell? And what’s that brown all over
-<br>the library?” Marzipan said, “It’s a long story Strong Bad, a long story…………”
+Homestar left the library with the books and went home.  He took a shower and washed his little butt.
 == Chapter 4 ==

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 == Chapter 2 ==
-<br>Homestar then stops crying and goes back in his house.
+Homestar then stops crying and goes back in his house.
-<br>He decides to go on the computer, and when he logs onto the
-<br>internet, he sees an advertisement saying; " CLICK HERE FOR A 3 IPOD!!!!!!".
+He decides to go on the computer, and when he logs onto the internet, he sees an advertisement saying; " CLICK HERE FOR A 3 IPOD!!!!!!".
-<br>"Wow! A 3 iPod!" said Homestar. Homestar clicked the link and filled out the form on the website.
-<br>The computer screen said; "You're iPod will be delivered in 48 hours". "I can't wait till my iPod
+"Wow! A 3 iPod!" said Homestar. Homestar clicked the link and filled out the form on the website.
-<br>arrives!" said Homestar. Homestar then goes on Marapets (a virtual pet site) and sees another advertisement
-<br>that said; "SHOOT THE DUCK FOR A 3 LAPTOP!!!!". When Homestar saw this he said; "Wow! First a 3 iPod,
+The computer screen said; "You're iPod will be delivered in 48 hours". "I can't wait till my iPod  arrives!" said Homestar. Homestar then goes on Marapets (a virtual pet site) and sees another advertisement that said; "SHOOT THE DUCK FOR A 3 LAPTOP!!!!".
-<br>now a 3 laptop!". He shot the virtual duck and filled out the form on the website. Then, the computer screen said;
-<br>"You're 3 laptop will be delivered in 48 hours". Homestar is so happy for these 3 offers. He tells everybody
+When Homestar saw this he said; "Wow! First a 3 iPod, now a 3 laptop!". He shot the virtual duck and filled out the form on the website. Then, the computer screen said;
-<br>that he is going to get a 3 iPod and laptop. Strong Bad heard this and then said; "Nothing in life is free, Homestar".
-<br>"Oh yeah? Then i'll show you the laptop and iPod when I get it in the mail!" said Homestar. 48 hours later, Homestar's
+"You're 3 laptop will be delivered in 48 hours".
-<br>3 laptop and 3 iPod arrive. "YAY!! MY 3 IPOD AND 3 LAPTOP!!!" said Homestar. "Let's see it then" said Strong Bad
-<br>Homestar opens the box that was suppose to have the iPod in it, but doesn't find an iPod... Then, everybody was in shock. "IT'S A TURD!!" <br>said Strong Bad.
+Homestar is so happy for these 3 offers. He tells everybody that he is going to get a 3 iPod and laptop. Strong Bad heard this and then said; "Nothing in life is free, Homestar".
-<br>Everybody laughed. Homestar looked so embarrassed, so he opened the box that was suppose to have the laptop in it, and finds another turd!
-<br>The letter in the boxes said; "FOOLED YOU!!!". Homestar was humiliated. "See Homestar, nothing in life is free" said Strong Bad. Homestar <br>started to cry.
+"Oh yeah? Then i'll show you the laptop and iPod when I get it in the mail!" said Homestar. 48 hours later, Homestar's 3 laptop and 3 iPod arrive.
-<br>Then, Marzipan said; "Homestar, now you've learned your lesson, never trust anything that says it's free, it'll just be a box of poo-poo".
 == Chapter 3 ==

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-<br>One day, Homestar and Marzipan were at the mall. Homestar wanted a drink
+One day, Homestar and Marzipan were at the mall. Homestar wanted a drink so he said; "Marzipan, can I have some money so that I can buy a soda?"
-<br>so he said; "Marzipan, can I have some money so that I can buy a soda?"
-<br>"Sure" said Marzipan. Marzipan gave Homestar the money and he bought a soda.
+"Sure" said Marzipan. Marzipan gave Homestar the money and he bought a soda.
-<br>Then they go walking around the mall. When they were walking, an announcer said;
-<br>"The bathrooms will be down for a while." Homestar did not pay attention to this message
+Then they go walking around the mall. When they were walking, an announcer said;
-<br>and kept drinking his soda. He finished his soda and said to Marzipan; "Marzipan, I have to go to the bathroom".
-<br>"Homestar, the bathrooms are down" said Marzipan. Then it started to rain. "I need to pee" said Homestar.
+"The bathrooms will be down for a while." Homestar did not pay attention to this message and kept drinking his soda. He finished his soda and said to Marzipan; "Marzipan, I have to go to the bathroom".
-<br>"You'll just have to hold it, Homestar" said Marzipan. Homestar and Marzipan keep walking around the mall
-<br>and then Homestar says;"Marzipan, I really,really, REALLY need to go pee!!" Marzipan said; "Just hold it!"
+"Homestar, the bathrooms are down" said Marzipan. Then it started to rain. "I need to pee" said Homestar.
-<br>Then Homestar started to cry and said; "Marzipan, it HURTS!" Marzipan didn't really care though.
-<br>Then they see Strong Bad. Strong Bad said; Hey, Homestar!" Then Strong Bad took a bottle of water and
+"You'll just have to hold it, Homestar" said Marzipan. Homestar and Marzipan keep walking around the mall and then Homestar says;"Marzipan, I really,really, REALLY need to go pee!!" Marzipan said; "Just hold it!"
-<br>poured it in a bowl. Then Strong Bad says; "Think that was bad?" Then Strong Bad pour lemonade in the bowl.
-<br>Yellow liquid. That made Homestar cry more. Then The Cheat comes up to Homestar and scares him.
+Then Homestar started to cry and said; "Marzipan, it HURTS!" Marzipan didn't really care though.
-<br>Homestar peed a little in his underwear when The Cheat scared him. Then Homestar says; "I can't hold it any
-<br>longer!" Homestar starts to pee on himself and the floor. Strong Bad said; HAHAHA!!!!! I gonna video tape this and put it on
+Then they see Strong Bad. Strong Bad said; Hey, Homestar!" Then Strong Bad took a bottle of water and poured it in a bowl. Then Strong Bad says; "Think that was bad?" Then Strong Bad pour lemonade in the bowl.
-<br>YouTube!" The next day, Marzipan is on YouTube and sees the video and laughs. Homestar sees Marzipan laughing and he cries.
-<br>Homestar goes outside and everybody he sees said; "Hey Pee-Pee star!" Homestar cries, again.
+Yellow liquid. That made Homestar cry more. Then The Cheat comes up to Homestar and scares him.
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 <br>What will happen next? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!