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==Main Characters==

===Kano===

[[Image:Kano.PNG|200px|NO ONE CAN KILL KANO!]]

'''Kano''' is from a fighting game called "Mortal Kombat". He is portrayed as a godly person in this series, as he has the ability to ressurect,

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' If only he had the ability to spell-check.</blockquote>

along with other things. He has appeared in two YouTube Poops, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIqk7_2pKmQ Only Kano Can Defeat Ganon], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FGq5u9duQo it's sequel]. He also has two food products named after him, "Kano Kola" (a soda) and "Kan-o's" (a cereal).

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Kano is a proud supporter of diabetes, it seems.</blockquote>

Some versions of "Kan-o's" turn milk into blood (A reference to a comic in [http://tabmok99.mortalkombatonline.com/kombat_pavilion.html The Kombat Pavilion]). Kano likes (but is also slightly disturbed) by this.

====Visual Approximation====

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Visual Approximation is my favorite character.</blockquote>

[[Image:PatrickApproximation.PNG|This isn't me! This is my 20X6 form!]]

===Dalek===

[[Image:Dalek.PNG|EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!]]

'''Dalek''' is a Dalek. Unlike other Daleks, this one has a personality.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' A very annoying one, but a personality nevertheless.</blockquote>

He also contradicts himself a lot. He is rivals with Cyberman, for unknown reasons. He speaks with a more British version of his normal accent.

===Emerl===

[[Image:Emerl.PNG|I'm my own idiot!]]

'''Emerl''' is a 4000 year old relic called the Gizoid, and was the erradicator

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's totally a word.</blockquote>

of the "Fourth Great Civilization". He was saved by Dr. Gerald Robotnik, and made harmless. He seems to have copied abilities of Sonic the Hedgehog, as well as a missile and a machine gun. He apparently has glasses, but this fact has yet to be proven.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Has anybody considered maybe asking him?</blockquote>

Upon eating lots of sugar, he becomes the '''S'''uper '''M'''ega '''A'''wesome '''R'''ad '''L'''izard, or '''SMARL''', and is a potential threat to the group.

===Gemerl===

[[Image:Gemerl.PNG|Emerl's such an idiot!]]

'''Gemerl''' is a battle Drone made my Dr. Eggman to eliminate Sonic the Hedgehog with data left over from when his grandfather turned Emerl harmless, and copied the structure, and gave him powerful weapons of destruction. He can merge with machinery, thus making him more useful. He also attempts to eliminate anything he sees as a threat of getting the Chaos Emeralds. He seems to have a distemper towards Kano, and Emerl, and Dalek, and everyone.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' If Emerl does has glasses, they should really come in handy here.</blockquote>

===Jeran===

[[Image:Jeran.PNG|I forgot to wear my pants. AGAIN.]]

'''Jeran''' is a knight of Meridell who ended up on this show on his epic quest to toss a stinkbomb into Lord Kass' room. He basically likes everyone but Kano,

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Only Kano likes Kano.</blockquote>

because he knows he's stronger than anybody but Kano. He seems to have the ability to pull his own sword or shield out of hammerspace if it is destroyed or lost.

[[Image:RubySpearsJeran.png|thumb|175px|Jeran in [[Ruby-Spears Gallery|Ruby-Spears style]]]]

If this was animated, Jeran voice would sound like Ike in this [http://youtube.com/watch?v=HWkThLXiVRo&feature=related Brawl parody.] (Warning, contains mild language, bashing of most characters, and an occorance

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You're not even trying here!</blockquote>

of :well: at 1:07 done by Sonic.)

==Major Characters==

===CD-I Mario===
[[Image:CDI Mario.PNG|Do you need instructions? So do I.]]

'''CD-I Mario''' is [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] as he was in the god-awful game "Hotel Mario" on that god-awful system [[Wikipedia:Phillips CD-i|Phillips CD-I]]. Hotel Mario cutscenes have been YouTube Poop'd alot.

===CD-I Luigi===
[[Image:CDI Luigi.PNG|Are YOU talkin' to me?]]

'''CD-I Luigi''' is [[Wikipedia:Luigi|Luigi]] as he was in the god-awful game "Hotel Mario" on that god-awful system [[Wikipedia:Phillips CD-i|Phillips CD-I]]. Hotel Mario cutscenes have been YouTube Poop'd alot.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I expect these guys to be unoriginal, but this is just depressing.</blockquote>

===Shao Kahn===
[[Image:ShaoKahn.png|DON'T FREAKING SCROLL OVER ME, MORTAL]]

<blockquote>''{Lightning Guy proceeds to scroll over this entire section.}''</blockquote>

'''Shao Kahn''' is the final boss from Mortal Kombat 2, Mortal Kombat 3 and Ultimate MK3. He likes to insult and threaten people with phrases he used in the games, such as:

*YOU WILL DIE, MORTAL
*YOU'LL NEVER WIN
*YOU WEAK PATHETIC FOOL
*IT'S OFFICIAL, YOU SUCK
*I RULE THIS WORLD
*ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO WIN
*DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH

===R2-D2 and C-3P0 ===
[[Image:Droids.jpg|Oh my. Beep Bop.]]

2 Droids from Star Wars. R2-D2 is hyperactive and brave, while C-3P0 is Cautious and Smart.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Capitalizing Random words, Yo.</blockquote>

They both friends of Dalek, and also more liked than him.

==Minor Characters==

===Sephiroth===
'''Sephiroth''' Appears a few times to comment on the situation. In most situations, he stands back and watches. However, in some occasions, he also gets killed.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Those are the best occasions.</blockquote>

===Chaos===

[[Image:Chaosvii7.PNG|This is him.]]

'''Chaos''' is a kind of common Minor character in the series. You hardly ever see him, and he's thus far only appeared in small cameos. His biggest role was in episode 3, where he and Kano spent roughly a week playing demonic video games in the living room.

===Shang Tsung===

[[Image:Shang Tsung.PNG|I'm a soulman, dun dun, dun dun!]]

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I now regret rolling my cursor over that image.</blockquote>

'''Shang Tsung''' is from Mortal Kombat, like Kano and Shao Kahn. Shang seems to appear more times than Chaos or Sephiroth. Shang steals souls, but hasn't stolen any in the series yet. Patrick sometimes hates him for some reason.

===Jarek===

[[Image:Jarek.PNG|SO WHAT IF I HAVE THE SAME MOVES AS KANO? I THOUGHT OF THEM FIRST! THE BLACK DRAGON LIVE ON!]]

'''Jarek''' is from Mortal Kombat 4 and MK Armageddon. When he appears, He always says "THE BLACK DRAGON LIVE ON!" And then he gets killed/injured by Kano. Kano hates Jarek because he stole his moves; And Jarek hates Kano because he betrayed the Black Dragon clan (or so he thinks) and stole his move ideas. So far, he has only appeared in the Pilot episode.

===Super Mario World Cartoon Luigi===

[[Image:SMWCLuigi.PNG|Am I doing a good Dan Forden impression?]]

'''Super Mario World Cartoon Luigi''' (Or SMWC Luigi for short) is from the Super Mario World Cartoon (as assumed in the name). He is also called "Mama Luigi" because

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This show hates me.</blockquote>

Yoshi called him the same name in that show's (I think) final episode. He has appeared in too many YouTubePoops to count. He also seems to be Emerl and Gemerl's favourite punching pag. In episode 4, he proved his worth by defeating Shao Kahn.

==Coming Soon==

===SMARL===

[[Image:SMARL.PNG]]

'''S'''uper '''M'''ega '''A'''wesome '''R'''ad '''L'''izard, or '''SMARL''' for short, is the first enemy in Green Grass. And is only Emerl, Sugar High, dressed as a "Shoot-Em' Up Lizard" from Spyro 2:Ripto's Rage, the greatest game ever made,

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Since you said that, I'll have to assume that it's the worst game ever made.</blockquote>

that '''None of you probably remember.'''

===Honey The Cat===

[[Image:Honey.PNG]]

'''Honey''' is the first Girl in the series, as well as Emerl's girlfriend. Emerl said he found her on the side of the road, at night, while his "glasses" were at Lenscrafters.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He sent his glasses to a lens specialist, and you still aren't sure that they are glasses? Give me a break.</blockquote>

Upon actually seeing her in broad daylight(and still without glasses), he fell head over metallic leg extensions for her, and then the two became a couple. Honey states she likes Emerl because He's not only funny,

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But He's God, apparently.</blockquote>

but youthful and energetic.

====Chu====

[[Image:Chu.PNG|Chuuu!]]

'''Chu''' is Honey's best friend and loyal companion. He is a Chu Chu, an unknown species of space mouse.

[[Image:RubySpearsChu.png|thumb|175px|Chu in [[Ruby-Spears Gallery|Ruby-Spears style]]]]

===Taven===

[[Image:Taven.PNG|I've got the power!]]

'''Taven''' is from Mortal Kombat Armageddon. All you really need to know about him, is that NOBODY ****S WITH TAVEN.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' LOOK AT HOW ****ING COOL I AM I USE PROFANITY</blockquote>

Not even Kano can **** with Taven! They have battled 75 times, and Kano only won one round. If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, don't call the Ghostbusters! Call Taven!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' GGaHTF has done the impossible. It has ruined Ghostbusters.</blockquote>

He'll kick that ghost's/whatever's *** to kingdom come! The only thing Taven can't kill is a giant statue of Shao Kahn. A giant living one.

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