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''{Open: the Front Lawn of the SkullB House. Jerry is using SkullB as a lawnmower.}''

'''JERRY:''' Finish up, Skully. We have to do the backyard soon!

'''SKULLB:''' ''{spits out grass}'' Do you think I ''like'' this?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It seems like pretty good weed.</blockquote>

I'm going to be tasting grass and beetles for ''weeks'' now.

''{Suddenly, a large explosion is heard.}''

'''JERRY:''' ... What the ''hell'' was that?

'''SKULLB:''' It came from the backyard, I think. I mean, I wouldn't know, I'm a ''lawnmower''.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''Emphasis.''</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Oh, don't get your panties in a bunch.

''{Jerry and SkullB head to the backyard.}''

'''JERRY:''' ... What is ''that''?

''{It reveals to be Dalek.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What is it revealing to the "be Dalek"?</blockquote>

'''DALEK:''' Whoa... that's the last time I play dodgeball with Gemerl.... Oh...

'''SKULLB:''' ... R2-D2?

''{Emerl falls down and Crashes into Dalek.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The writer smokes weed and Capitalizes random words.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' That's the last time I play Chess with Gemerl.

'''DALEK:''' R2-D2? No, I am Dalek. D. Dalekton, of the Alien Species the Daleks.

'''IORI:''' ''{falls down on Emerl and Dalek}'' That's the last time I fight on the Pit 2 stage.

''{Gemerl falls from the sky in a kicking postion''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I'm gonna kick ''your'' postion!</blockquote>

''and kicks Iori, Dalek, and Emerl.}''

'''GEMERL:''' That's the last time I go against all of you simultaneously.

'''DALEK:''' Well come on man!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Commas are your friend.</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' I'm good. Let's investigate this new ''{notices SkullB}'' Whoa? Who the hell may you be?

'''DALEK:''' You kicked me in the voice sympathizer. ''{Oldtime singing comes out of Dalek.}'' What's it all about Alfie?

'''JERRY:''' ... What the ''hell'' is going on, exactly?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Green Grass and High Tides Forever: What the ''hell'' is going on, exactly?</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' I'd like to know the same thing.

'''IORI:''' Ditto.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "I don't have anything constructive to add to this conversation, so I'll just say something unnecessary to hear myself speak!"</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' If we've been so close to this place, why haven't we landed here before?

'''GEMERL:''' That's a good question.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "I don't have anything constructive to add to this conversation, so I'll just say something unnecessary to hear myself speak!"</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Well, never mind that. This is ''my'' yard. Get out.

'''GEMERL:''' No.

'''IORI:''' That's a really mean thing to say to people who fell down from a giant height, meanie!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "I'm gonna tell my mommy on you!"</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah. ''{pokes Dalek}'' I think he's out cold.

'''JERRY:''' Wait... where ''are'' you all from?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' My nightmares.</blockquote>

'''IORI:''' We're from another series called "Green Grass and High Tides Forever!".

'''EMERL:''' Well, we're all respectively from media around the world, but we're usually all having crazy adventures on YouTubePoop World, about 24 million light years ''{Points up}'' That way.

'''JERRY:''' ... ''What''?!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's usually the most logical response to anything Emerl says.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' They live in space?

'''IORI:''' No we don't!

'''EMERL:''' We live on a planet, like you do!

'''IORI:''' ''{to Emerl}'' Quit doin' that!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Droppin' g's like a boss!</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' ... Well.

'''SKULLB:''' So, is this it or are there more of you?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' NO DON'T</blockquote>

'''IORI:''' Oh, there's much more of us.

'''GEMERL:''' There's like, 10.

'''JERAN:''' WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ''{falls on Iori}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE</blockquote>

'''IORI:''' Ow! ...What's your reason for falling?

'''SKULLB:''' Hey, a puppy! I love dogs!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Especially the walking, talking kind!"</blockquote>

''{Casey walks out to the back yard.}''

'''CASEY:''' Can I not watch TV without something exploding for once?

'''JERRY:''' Hey, Casey. These guys fell into our yard from space or something.

'''CASEY:''' ''{sighs}'' Explain yourselves.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Did them falling into the yard "from space or something" not count as an explanation?</blockquote>

''{Emerl's eyes turn red.}''

'''EMERL:''' ''{Cybernetic monotone voice}'' GIZOID MACH 1 PROJECT: EMERL. CREATED TO APPREHEND CHAOS EMERALDS AND END CIVILIZATION. EMERALD LOCATION CURRENTLY AT MARS LUNAR BASE IN UNIDENTIFIABLE LOCATION.

''{Everyone stares at Gemerl.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Due to Gemerl being the only authority on anything Emerl ever.</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' What? This is the first time I've ever seen him do this.

''{Emerl projects a map of Mars, with an "X" on it.}''

'''EMERL:''' LAST KNOWN LOCATION OF TRANSMISSION INVOLVING CHAOS EMERALDS.

'''JERAN:''' ''{kicks Emerl}'' Must be busted.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' When isn't he busted?</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' ''{falls on Emerl}'' Ow. Wait, shouldn't the Pit 1 have spikes at the bottom?

'''SKULLB:''' What's a Chaos Emerald? Is it like one of those seven collectibles in every game? You know, the ones that hold the secrets to an ancient civilization or make your hair bigger?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Make your hair bigger? What game is that? Disco Party 4?</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' Or were involved in listless games that nobody can remember. What are we talking about?

'''PATRICK:''' ''{to SkullB}'' A Chaos Emerald is something from those dumb Sonic games.

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, ''those''! I tried to blank out everything after the first three.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I should try that with GGaHTF.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' So. Let me guess. We have to go to Mars to help you guys get the Chaos Emerald?

'''PATRICK:''' We don't need the Chaos Emerald.

''{Emerl straps bombs to Patrick, Iori, Dalek, Emerl, and Jeran.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Emerl is apparently a suicide bomber now. Can't say I'm surprised.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' If you want to live, now you need to.

'''PATRICK:''' NO. ''{the bombs dissapear}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Why would the bombs diss a pear?</blockquote>

''{The bombs come back.}''

'''EMERL:''' They're Writer-removal-resistant.

'''PATRICK:''' Don't make me remove you. ''{the bombs dissapear}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Please. Please make Patrick remove you. Then make someone remove Patrick.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' I think the fabric of reality just crapped itself.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wouldn't be the first time.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' So yeah! Let's go to Mars!

'''JERRY:''' How?

''{Cut: NASA. All the gang is strapped into seats in a rocket ship.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No wonder NASA went broke! They kept giving random people trips to Mars!</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' I need to stop doing that.

'''PATRICK:''' Why do we need to go to Mars?

''{The bombs on Patrick and such keep on switching on and offf.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This is suspenseful stufff.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' ''{While pressing the switch}'' Bomb goes on, Bomb goes off, Bomb goes on, Bomb goes off, Bomb goes 0n-

''{Gemerl breaks the remote.}''

'''EMERL:''' Now the bombs are stuck on until We can take them off.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Somebody better phone We, then.</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' Good thing we have a-

''{Emerl swallows a key.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hooray for making up obstacles out of nowhere!</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' Yum!

'''GEMERL:''' You're an idiot.

'''PATRICK:''' NO! ''{they are back where ever they were before with no bombs on them}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' If there was an award for laziest writing, these guys would be a shoo-in.</blockquote>

We are not going to find any Chaos Emeralds!

''{The bombs return.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's fun.</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' They're just gonna keep on coming back until the writer who's doing that decides to stop.

''{Emerl straps a bomb on Gemerl}''

'''EMERL:'''<span style="text-decoration: blink;"><font color=red>'''{FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE!!!}'''</font></span>

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' If it wasn't funny the first time, what makes you think it'll be funny the tenth time?</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' DAMMIT EMERL.

'''PATRICK:''' ''{the bombs dissapear}'' If you do that one more time, I'll remove you. I swear. We're not doing what you want.

'''EMERL:''' But it's a good way to move this plot! We need some development, and it could only help it! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Whoever writes for Emerl was obviously not given enough spankings as a child.</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' NO. <small>Well, I guess we can go to Mars,</small> BUT NOT FOR CHAOS EMERALDS.

'''EMERL:''' I'm getting the emeralds on Mars.

'''PATRICK:''' ''Just'' you? Ok then, go. If you mean all of us, then no. That will never happen.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Becuase Patrick totally speaks for everyone in the world who isn't Emerl.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' Yeah, just me... ''{Grabs Gemerl}'' and Gemerl, ''{Grabs Jeran}'' and Jeran, ''{Grabs Dalek}'' and Dalek, ''{and Kano}'' and Kano.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Repetition. Repetition.</blockquote>

That's not everybody! That leaves...you, and Iori, Blond Guy, other Robot, Hot girl, and Chaos...

'''GEMERL:''' Chaos isn't-

''{Chaos crashes into Gemerl.}''

'''CHAOS:''' I've got to keep on Ramming into Gemerl from space.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Do Emerl next.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' And it's even. All in favor?

'''PATRICK:''' NO! JUST YOU! ...AND GEMERL! GO TO MARS! GO AWAY FROM US! JUST YOU TWO IF YOU ARE SO CONCERNED AND ANXIOUS!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I'M YELLING BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT!</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' Gemerl isn't, but we need more people, and maybe some of these people actually want to go to Mars.

'''PATRICK:''' NO THEY DON'T.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' BECAUSE PATRICK SAID SO.</blockquote>

'''KANO:''' I didn't come yet! ''{dissapears}''

'''EMERL:''' STOP DECIDING THINGS FOR THEM! MAYBE THEY HAVE FREE WILL THAT THEY WANT TO USE! EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? HUH?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' EVER THINK ABOUT USING YOUR INSIDE VOICE?</blockquote>

'''KANO:''' ''{comes back}'' I'll go to Mars with you, Emerl. But I'm sure no one else wants go with you to Mars and search for something from a stupid game.

'''JERRY:''' ''{waking up}'' Oh, will you all shut it up? I'm trying to sleep here.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh how I wish I could sleep through this.</blockquote>

'''CASEY:''' Listen, I have a better idea. How about half of us go to find the Chaos Emerald and the other half just explore? Let's make teams, how 'bout?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Isn't that literally what Emerl just suggested?</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' I want to find some emeralds, honestly!

'''JERRY:''' I want to see what I can pawn off.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Pawn off Emerl.</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Eh, sounds fine.

'''EMERL:''' I suggested that idea and you hated it!

'''JERRY:''' I think everything CAsey says sounds better because she's a girl, am I right?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hooray for misandry!</blockquote>

'''CASEY:''' You'd be right.

'''PATRICK:''' No, I thought that Emerl ment

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Emerlment: The sad state of being Emerl.</blockquote>

"I" as in just him, uh, TO THE BATCAVE! ''{gets jetpack from hammerspace, flies away, flies back}'' Ugh, to confusing.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I thought you were going to the Batcave. Now you're going to confusing? Make up your mind!</blockquote>

I need a headache pill.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I'd say that you could borrow one of mine, but I have three more episodes to riff.</blockquote>

''{Dalek switches back on again.}''

'''DALEK:''' ''{In Falsetto}'' I'm Back!!!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' !!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

'''R2-D2:''' Beep Bop Boo

'''DALEK:''' How did you guys get here?

'''C-3P0:''' We came offfscreen when you got knocked out.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' If only he stayed knocked out.</blockquote>

'''JERAN:''' See, Skull-on-a-buggy? ''That's'' R2-D2.

'''R2-D2:''' Beep Beep Boop Bop!

'''JERAN:''' MY MOTHER IS NOT AN UNEMPLOYED DRUNK! SHE'S A VALUABLE MEMBER OF THE NEOPETS TEAM!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Is there a difference?</blockquote>

'''C-3P0:''' He didn't say that. He said "How do keep your hair so nice?"

'''SKULLB:''' It always sounds the same coming from a robot.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's racist!</blockquote>

''{The rocket suddenly lurches forward. Jerry gets up and looks out the window.}''

'''JERRY:''' Well, we're here.

'''DALEK:''' Anyone have an iPod?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hell no! iPods are ''so'' 2007!</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' No, and you're stupid, and a butt.

'''DALEK:''' Shut up you idiot.

'''PATRICK:''' I wonder what stuff we'll find here.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Besides red dust and rocks? Probably not a lot.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' Maybe candy?

'''DALEK:''' Oh, I'm the Stupid Butt.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Glad that you're accepting it.</blockquote>

THERE'S NO FREAKIN CANDY ON MARS YOU IMBECILIC PIECE OF LIVING SCRAP METAL!!

'''PATRICK:''' Didn't they name a candy bar after Mars? Ironic.

'''SKULLB:''' Whatever the case, we're here so we need to do something!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You can all suffocate.</blockquote>

''{SkullB grunts and transforms into a Mars rover.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Emerl, hop in! We're off to find some emeralds!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And the Wonderful Wizard of Oz.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' Told you people would want to come. ''{hops in}'' I'm off to find the Emeralds!

'''PATRICK:''' Who's on who's team again?

'''JERRY:''' All the crazies go with Skully

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' So everyone goes with Skully.</blockquote>

and the rest go with Casey and I.

'''CASEY:''' Or as you ''{points to Emerl}'' like to call me, the "hot lady".

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He actually called you a hot ''girl''. Don't flatter yourself.</blockquote>

'''DALEK:''' Me and the Droids are going with the normal team. ''{Moves to Jerry and Casey.}''

'''CASEY:''' ''{to R2}'' Aww, aren't ''you'' just the cutest little droid?

'''JERRY:''' Don't bother, Casey. Robots can't feel affection.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Jerry: Professional Buzzkill.</blockquote>

'''R2-D2:''' ''{Beeps in a happy tone.}''

'''C-3PO:''' You'd be surprised Jerry.

'''JERRY:''' Huh. I guess robots work different in space.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Or maybe you're just ignorant. Nah, it's space magic.</blockquote>

'''C-3PO:''' Yes, I can understand the misconception though. Dalek can't feel emotions.

'''DALEK:''' I'm not a Robot Though.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He's a Robot However.</blockquote>

But it's true. I feel no emotion, and makes me rather sad.

'''JERRY:''' Oof... sorry, man.

'''SKULLB:''' Irridisregardless,

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' NO</blockquote>

we need to get going.

'''JERRY:''' Wh- why?

'''SKULLB:''' Emerl just strapped explosives to the ship. It's best to get out of the way ''now''.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Emerl straps explosives to everything. It's best just to ignore him.</blockquote>

'''DALEK:''' Emerl's a whacked up robot.

'''PATRICK:''' Don't worry, I took care of the explosives.

'''DALEK:''' What team are you on?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Team Edward.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' I think Pat's on Jerry's team. AKA the ''boring losers''.

'''PATRICK:''' Hey, shut up! ''{throws jetpack at SkullB}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Who walks around with a jetpack?</blockquote>

'''JERAN:''' I'm with Emerl...right?

'''DALEK:''' If you mean you are going nowhere in a wild goosechase with an idiotic robot who can't tell Chocolate from Crap, yes.

''{Cut to Emerl, with brown stuff smeared all over his face, holding a crap in one hand and Chcolate in the other.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I don't know what Chcolate is, but I assume it's just as nasty.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' The best part is that I'm never wrong when I choose:They can both kill me if I eat excessive amounts!

'''GEMERL:''' Let's go before he tries to eat something else disgusting.

'''EMERL:''' Yes, it is imperative That I get the Chaos Emerald here because absorbing Chaos Emeralds makes me smarter.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Just as I'm sure absorbing poop makes you smarter.</blockquote>

''{Everyone in the room but Emerl runs away.}''

'''EMERL:''' Was it me eating the crap?

''{Gemerl runs back in, Grabs Emerl's arm, and ruans away with him.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That sounds fuan.</blockquote>

'''IORI:''' Do we have astronaut helmets?

'''SKULLB:''' This is a cartoon. We don't ''need'' helmets!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Screw you, laws of physics!</blockquote>

'''IORI:''' Ah, it makes perfect sense now.

'''JERRY:''' Yeah, sure. Alright, everybody off.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It's a good thing these guys proofread.}''</blockquote>

''{The gang gets off of the ship. Once out of the ship, SkullB turns into a Mars rover.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Nice!

'''IORI:''' Why can't I do that?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Because you suck.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' Because you're not a robot.

''{Pause.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Are you?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yes. He just doesn't know it yet.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Enough chit-chat. Everybody split into groups. Casey and I lead the sane team, while Skully takes the insane robots.

'''DALEK:''' We're sane!

'''GEMERL:''' I'm only tempermental.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "And I don't know how to spell temperamental."</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Whatever. I'm pretty sure that gold one should be put in a straight jacket.

'''GEMERL:''' We tried that already.

'''DALEK:''' I think we should turn it to scrap metal! ....What?!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Dalek is gold, too! Bring out the screwdrivers!</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' I'm sorry. I meant the stupid gold one.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That also applies to Emerl and Dalek.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' Let's split up, gang!

''{The two groups go their separate ways.}''

''{Cut: SkullB's group.}''

'''SKULLB:''' So what's this we're looking for?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' An excuse to make this episode drag on more.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' Well, this one's green, so we're looking for an emerald that can float in place.

'''SKULLB:''' Huh.

''{Pause.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, ''I'' get it! Chaos ''Emerald''! Hah!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' See, it's funny because</blockquote>

'''KANO:''' ''{appears}'' What are you guys doing on Mars? And who is this guy?

'''GEMERL:''' I wish I could answer all of that.

'''KANO:''' You wish?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' With a twist.</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' Well, From my point of view, we're only doing this because It'll make Emerl Smarter.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Capitalizing random Words all Day.</blockquote>

'''KANO:''' "Emerl smarter?" That's something I can never believe.

'''GEMERL:''' If you'd played Sonic Battle you'd believe it.

'''KANO:''' <small>I wouldn't play a Sonic game if someone gave me $1,000,000...</small>

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' <small>I wouldn't believe Kano's bullshit if someone gave ''me'' $1,000,000...</small></blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' How about Soul Calibur?

'''KANO:''' Soul Calibur's fine.

''{SkullB trips over a rock.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Owwch... Hey! It's a green emerald thingy!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Your word choice is greaty.</blockquote>

''{Emerl picks it up, and the lets go of it. It floats in place.}''

'''EMERL:''' It's the Chaos Emerald!

'''KANO:''' Yay, excellent, whatever. </sarcastic>

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' If he hadn't used that HTML tag, I totally would've assumed that he was serious. </smh></blockquote>

Where are the others?

'''EMERL:''' They're...what ARE they doing?

''{cut to the other group}''

'''IORI:''' I still kinda don't know how we can breathe here without helmets...

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How dare you use logic on us!</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Don't bring it up again. Do you want to die in the vacuum of space?

'''CASEY:''' ... Guys?

''{Pan over. A large alien stares at the group.}''

'''IORI:''' ''{to alien}'' Tom Cruise, what are you doing on Mars?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' HA HA POP CULTURE WE'RE RELEVANT</blockquote>

'''ALIEN:''' ''{In Mellow Voice.}'' I am not Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise is an inferior human being.

'''IORI:''' Then you must be Bill Cosby.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' HA HA OLDER POP CULTURE WE'RE SLIGHTLY LESS RELEVANT BUT STILL</blockquote>

''{Chaos pops up from the side of the screen.}''

'''CHAOS:''' No, no, no, he's Dane Cook.

'''ALIEN:''' No! I am known as Lah'rii t'Kabal-Gai!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Same difference.</blockquote>

'''IORI:''' You're Kabal? The guy from Mortal Kombat?

'''ALIEN:''' No!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{From other side}'' HOW RIDICULOUS! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! You're not that threatening.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' When was Sephiroth part of the group?</blockquote>

'''IORI:''' You're definitely Kabal!

'''ALIEN:''' No I'm not! Just... if you're leaving, then go!

''{SkullB's group walks in from offscreen.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Aww, I was just getting used to not seeing them.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' Guys, we found the emerald!

'''ALIEN:''' Emerald... my emerald! You have it?!

'''SKULLB:''' Y- no. Maybe.

'''ALIEN:''' Hand it back, humans and robots!

'''SKULLB:''' Heck no, we won't go!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Out of my yard, you damn hippie!</blockquote>

'''ALIEN:''' Fine. I'll have to kill you.

'''KANO:''' You explode, Alien! ''{the Alien explodes}'' I saved you all! Yay!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' what</blockquote>

''{The alien reforms.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Let me try.

''{Chaos walks over to him, stares at him for about 10 seconds, then pulls out his Zanmato and a scythe and begins to rip the alien apart and eat his flesh.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' what</blockquote>

'''KANO:''' Damn! Now '''''THAT''''' is gory!

''{Suddenly, the alien regains his flesh.}''

'''ALIEN:''' Hahaha! Your silly, stolen weaponry has no effect on me!

''{SkullB takes a shaker of salt and sprinkles it on the alien. The alien explodes.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' what</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' Alright, there. It's dead. For real. Stop saying he's alive. Now let's go home.

''{The two groups walk back onto the spaceship. The spaceship flies back to Earth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And now, the story of these two split...

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, another character to hate.</blockquote>

'''IORI:''' Who was that?

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Uh, I... shut up.

'''EMERL:''' Something that if we delved unto further detail about, would break the fourth wall.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I think it's gotten to the point that there isn't a fourth wall anymore.</blockquote>

''{Everyone stares at Emerl.}''

'''EMERL:''' I already absorbed the emerald.

'''IORI:''' You're smarter, eh? So, what does E equal then?

'''EMERL:''' Well, contrary to Albert Einstein's therum,

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''Theorem.'' For someone as smart as him, he has atrocious spelling.</blockquote>

E can equal one of several different equations that all-

''{Gemerl smacks Emerl in the side of the head. The emerald flies out and rolls away.}''

'''GEMERL:''' I'm already sick and tired of listening to him. He'd probably just lecture us if it went on.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' So your comfort is more important than Emerl's mental stability. Yeah, that's nice.</blockquote>

'''IORI:''' ''{to Emerl}'' ...So, what does E equal?

'''EMERL:''' ...Potato Stick? ''{holds up a can of Pringles Stix}''\

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Pringles Stix are a source of energy, yes.\</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' Where'd the others go?

'''EMERL:''' Not like it matters now.

'''CHAOS:''' Let's all jack the spaceship and head home.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Remember, kids, stealing is cool!</blockquote>

''{Dalek and the Droids come back.}''

'''DALEK:''' Agreed.

'''IORI:''' ''{throws a jack at the floor of the ship}'' What? You ''did'' say to ''jack'' the ship!

'''EMERL:''' Stop being dumber than me! I don't like it. You can be moronic, but not idiotic.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Emerl owns the patent on idiotic.</blockquote>

''{The ship takes off, and lands perfectly on YouTubePoopWorld. The instant everyone gets out, it bursts into flames and desintigrates.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Des, why'd you have to intigrate?</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' Well, we won't be seeing SkullB and the others anytime soon. Good night guys.

'''EMERL:''' But it's 4:00 in the afternoon.

'''GEMERL:''' Exactly.

'''DALEK:''' HE SAID GOOD NIGHT. CAPICHE?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It's only a good night if it's a night I don't have to read this during.</blockquote>

'''C-3PO:''' What?!

'''EMERL:''' Fine. Chaos, the SUN BUTTON, please!

''{Chaos presses a button and the sun falls down, nad the moon rises.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Nad the Moon gets all the respect.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' NOW it's 4:00 in the morning.

'''DALEK:''' Well... I'm tired. ''{Light on his eye goes off. He then starts doing loud snoring.}''

''{Everyone leaves the area. Cut to a dark room where something is glowing green.}''

'''EMERL:''' They think I'd let them use my genius?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yeah, sure, why not.</blockquote>

Yeah right!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Okay, then./blockquote>

Now, only 5 more worlds carry Chaos Emeralds.

''{A red light starts Shining.}''

'''EMERL:''' Evil laugh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA-

''{The light turns on and Gemerl is next to Emerl, who is holding 2 CHaos Emeralds.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' THat was unexpected.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' You heard my plan didn't you.

''{Gemerl punches Emerl in the face and picks up the emeralds.}''

'''GEMERL:''' Of course I can hear you, we share this room. Now Go to sleep, i'm going to go destroy these.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Boy, i love The english languAge.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' Yes, Suckbag.

''{Gemerl Punches Emerl in the gut.}''

'''EMERL:''' Gemerl.

'''IORI:''' ''{appears}'' Toasty!

'''''THE ENDETH?'''''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I hopeth.</blockquote>