JCM: finished!

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JCM at 00:46, 13 November 2013

2013-11-13T00:46:36Z

JCM: got the first half done; will do the second half later

2013-11-13T00:45:17Z

got the first half done; will do the second half later

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<big><big><big><big>GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER</big></big></big></big>
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'''CHAOS:''' So, what are we all doing today?

'''EMERL:''' I say we go to the beach.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I say you jump off a cliff.</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' But then we'd rust!

'''EMERL:''' Oh, yeah. Rust no good. So, what ARE we doing?

'''KANO:''' ''{lighting strikes; Kano appears}'' BOW DOWN TO ME!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You've desecrated the good name of lightning, you egotistical asshole.</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' ''{bowing down}'' I am not worthy. I am not worthy. I am not worthy.

''{Gemerl kicks Patrick.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' We have now established that the character of "Gemerl" is physically abusive.</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' Get up!

'''PATRICK:''' Can't you see that I'm bowing down to Kano?!?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Question mark? Exclamation point! Question mark?</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' Forget Kano! We all need something to do! You two should help us find something, instead of giving praise.

'''KANO:''' How DARE you say- ''{interupted}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Nobody said "{interupted}".</blockquote>

'''IORI:''' ''{enters}'' Hey juys!

'''DALEK:''' ''{Comes in, wearing lots of gold.}'' Hey humans plus robots, plus whatever the hell you are Kano.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I didn't know "whatever the hell you are Kano" was a character.</blockquote>

By the way, I found a hidden treasure cave right over, behind Emerl. ''{Everyone looks behind Emerl to see a cave.}''

'''KANO:''' I'm a human too, Dalek.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No, you're an annoyance.</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' Was any of that chocolate?

'''CD-I MARIO:''' ''{enters}'' Hey guys! I heard one of you guys say chocolate.

'''CD-I LUIGI:''' ''{enters}'' Chocolate's good, but I prefer spaghetti.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE LIKES SPAGHETTI</blockquote>

'''DALEK:''' You know, Kano, my real name is... ''{A plane passes by, drowning his speech.}'' I said, my name is... ''{Fireworks.}'' MY NAME IS.... ''{Tay Zonday comes, and starts singing Chocolate Rain.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Some stay dry, but I'm definitely feeling the pain.</blockquote>

Oh screw it!

'''SMW CARTOON LUIGI:''' ''{enters}'' Hey, guys!

'''IORI:''' Hey, Luigi!

'''SMW CARTOON LUIGI:''' That's- ''{interupted}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' See, Kano? ''Now'' somebody said "{interupted}"!</blockquote>

'''KANO:''' Don't care.

'''DALEK:''' I need to exterminate someone!

''{M.Bison comes in.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No. NO!</blockquote>

'''M.BISON:''' Yes! YES!! ''{Gets Zapped.}'' No...

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yes...</blockquote>

'''DALEK:''' That's much better.

'''STAN:''' Oh my god! You killed M.Bison!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Look! A South Park reference! That means we're edgy, right?"</blockquote>

'''KYLE:''' You-..

''{Both get zapped.}''

'''LIU KANG:''' ''{comes in bicycle kicking}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I...don't even want to know what that is.</blockquote>

'''KANO:''' ''{shoots him with a laser from his robotic-eye-thing}''

'''LIU KANG:''' ''{death scream}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' We totally needed an entire line of dialogue for that.</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' CAN WE STOP KILLING PEOPLE AND DO SOMETHING ALREADY!?!?!?!

'''PATRICK:''' How about we play... Rock Band?

'''GEMERL:''' No, it's a rip off of several games.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This show is a rip-off of everything. Would a game of Rock Band really be that horrible in comparison?</blockquote>

What can we do?

'''PATRICK:''' Rock Band is not a rip-off! ...Mortal Kombat?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "No, that's a rip-off of Street Fighter," said Gemerl.</blockquote>

'''KANO:''' Real life, or video game?

'''PATRICK:''' ''{mocking}'' Ooo,

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The Land of Ooo.</blockquote>

I think we should play real life MK! Where we can bleed badly and get our body parts chopped off! ''{normal}'' What do you think? Video game!

'''GEMERL:''' Real. It gives me something to blast.

'''EMERL:''' Real. I don't even know what we're voting about.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Welcome to democracy!</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' Real. I'm a demon, what'd you expect?

'''KANO:''' Real, so I get to kick some- ''{interupted}''

'''IORI:''' Bottom.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No, he said let's kick some "{interupted}".</blockquote>

'''KANO:''' ...That too.

'''PATRICK:''' But we could die! In a grewsome

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Some grew.</blockquote>

painfull death!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's horriblle!</blockquote>

'''DALEK:''' Except for Kano.

'''PATRICK:''' .....Right, but still!

'''DALEK:''' And I only have one weakness.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The power...of song. ''{does a Michael Jackson pose}''</blockquote>

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Stairs.

'''DALEK:''' Hey! Shutup!

'''CHAOS:''' I can't die.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yes, you can! All you have to do is belieeeve in yourself! 
''{Gospel music starts to play.}'' 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Can I get a witness?</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' And you can put us back together.

'''PATRICK:''' But what about everyone else?

'''KANO:''' I could bring you guys back to life if you die.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' THATISNOTHOWNATUREWORKS</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Ok! I'm in!

'''DALEK:''' Stairs can't kill me. It just inconveniences me.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "It" referring to the obviously singular noun "stairs".</blockquote>

I mean, I can't fly, or stand. It's imtimidating to me!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Imteresting.</blockquote>

By the way, I am in.

'''GEMERL:''' On the count of 3. 3.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You're a robot. You should be able to do basic math.</blockquote>

''{blasts Patrick's head off}''

'''SHAO KAHN:''' Fatality!

'''DALEK:''' SILENCE FOOL!!!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The evil twin of LOUDNESS FOOL.</blockquote>

''{Blasts Him, then Emerl. Iori starts running, but he gets blasted too.}''

'''IORI:''' Owwwww! ....I hate that freaking robot.

'''DALEK:''' I'm not a robot. I'm a mutated alien, in a robot shell. Like all of my species.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And that was your unimteresting fact of the day!</blockquote>

'''EMERL:''' COPY ABILITY. ''{Picks up Dalek, gains his blaster, and shoots Iori with it again, turning him into a pile of ash.}''

'''IORI:''' I'm already a pile of ash!

'''EMERL:''' SHUT UP.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' HOW DARE YOU DISPUTE THE WORDS OF AN ACTION.</blockquote>

''{Sweeps ashes into a sewer hole}''

'''KANO:''' ''{uppercuts Emerl who explodes upon impact}'' Gotcha!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I can totally believe that you blew up a military-grade robot just by punching him.</blockquote>

'''GEMERL:''' My turn! ''{throws a small missile at Kano, who explodes.}''

'''KANO:''' ''{ressurects; uppercuts Gemerl who explodes upon impact}'' Gotcha too!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Gotcha Too! got poorer reviews than the first Gotcha!, but it made more in the box office. Go figure.</blockquote>

''{Gemerl reforms, and rapidly kicks Kano.}''

'''GEMERL:''' I-DON'T-DIE!

'''KANO:''' Yes-you-DO!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' HE JUST DOES.</blockquote>

''{Gemerl explodes when Kano says "do"}''

''{Gemerl reforms, and merges with the Emerl's shell, making him Super Gemerl.}''

'''SUPER GEMERL:''' Now you're in for some real deap-''{Interrupted}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' THEY ACTUALLY SPELLED INTERRUPTED RIGHT! AFTER ONE-AND-A-HALF EPISODES, THEY FINALLY GOT THE DAMN SPELLING RIGHT!</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' Crap?

'''KANO:''' ''{Super Gemerl explodes}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How? Did you blow him up with your mind? Are you really that much of a Mary Sue?</blockquote>

I win!

''{Super Gemerl reforms.}''

'''SUPER GEMERL:''' No, you don't. I'm still alive, and in any case, you forgot to fight Chaos.

'''KANO:''' Fight Chaos, eh? ''{shoots a laser beam at Chaos, who in turn deflects it.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' WITH HIS MIND</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' Red Thunder! ''{launches a bolt of red lightning at Kano}''

'''KANO:''' ''{dodges, uppercuts Chaos into a spikey pit}''

'''CD-I MARIO:''' What about us?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "We want to get pushed into a pit, too!"</blockquote>

''{Chaos falls down midair, and pushes both CD-I Mario and Luigi into the pit.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Thank yoooooooooou," they said as they both died.</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' Nice try!

'''KANO:''' ''{uppercuts Chaos again and he falls down into the pit}''

'''SUPER GEMERL:''' NOW YOU MUST BEAT GANON!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Must he?</blockquote>

'''GANON:''' ''{morphs into Liu Kang}'' You will DIE!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Apparently, he must.</blockquote>

'''KANO:''' If I did this twice, I can do it again. Die! ''{uppercuts Ganon into the pit}''

'''GANON:''' No! Not into the pit! IT BURNS!

'''SUPER GEMERL:''' NOW WE MUST DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Must you?</blockquote>

''{Cut to the Field. Everyone is back to normal, and standing around.}''

'''EMERL:''' Let us eat cake!

'''PATRICK:''' Hurray! Wait, we got ''this'' much text ''that'' fast? Can we continue?

'''EMERL:''' Sure, but we need at least 2 credits to continue.

''{The screen stops, and flashes "GAME OVER" three times. Then it says continue, with a time counting down. Some random guy comes by and puts in 2 quarters. Everything turns back to normal, and continues.}''

'''EMERL:''' Well, we need a new time-consuming event. What happens next?

'''IORI:''' Hmm... Let's go bother Cartoon Bowser and his minions!

'''GEMERL:''' We could always blow up a koopa or two, but how about we bother CD-I Link?

'''IORI:''' Okay!

''{cut to CD-I Hyrule}''

'''CD-I LINK:''' Gee, it sure is boring around here.

'''EMERL:''' ''{While falling}'' LEEEEEEEEE-RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS! ''{Lands on CD-I Link}''

'''KING:''' Who are you? Why are you here? You can't have any of my dinner!

'''EMERL:''' I'm a robot, No reason, and I can't eat people food.

'''KANO:''' Oh, and CD-I Ganon, is DEAD. YOUR WELCOME.

'''KING:''' Tha- Oh. DINNERDINNERDINNER.

'''PATRICK:''' Dinner!

'''IORI:''' Dinner!

'''EMERL:''' Dinne-Breakfast?

'''IORI:''' Lunch?

'''CARTOON MARIO:''' Lunch.

'''IORI:''' I see.

'''EMERL:''' Brunch?

''{Gemerl punches Emerl right upside the head.}''

'''GEMERL:''' Idiot? Yes.

'''CARTOON LUIGI:''' That's Mama Luigi to you, Iori! ''{wheeze}'' I've been saving that since the beginning of this episode!

'''GEMERL:''' Too bad you waited until now to say it, because I'm going to kill you for the rest of the episode. ''{turns his arms into machine guns and rapidly fires, getting blood and Luigi guts all over the King's dinner.}''

'''IORI:''' Oh em gee!

'''GEMERL:''' Shut it up! ''{Shoots Iori offscreen}''

'''KANO:''' Quit shooting people! ''{shoots Gemerl offscreen}''

'''EMERL:''' Oh, boy! Gun party! ''{turns both of his arms into proton cannons, flails them around the screen. The castle is destoryed.}''

'''IORI:''' Now let's go bother Cartoon Bowser!

'''EMERL:''' OKAY!

''{cut to Cartoon Bowser's castle}''

'''CARTOON BOWSER:''' Wow, it sure is quiet around here.

'''IORI:''' LEEEEEEROYYYYYYY JEEENKINSSSS!

'''CARTOON BOWSER:''' Whoa! You scared me half to death! What's your malfunction? And who ''are'' you?

'''EMERL:''' Aww, I can't do my dramatic entrance now.

'''IORI:''' You can still say it.

'''KANO:''' Lets say it all together to bother Bowser! ''{quickley}'' And a 1 and a 2 and a 3! ''{everyone says LEROY JENKINS, but Bowser covers his ears}''

'''CARTOON BOWSER:''' Ha! Didn't get me there!

''{Chaos smashes into Bowser from, behind.}''

'''CHAOS:''' LEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJANKANS!

'''CARTOON BOWSER:''' I think my ear drums are injured.

''{Lemmy/Hip and Iggy/Hop Koopa enter}''

'''LEMMY/HIP:''' What's with all the noise, King Dad?

'''IGGY/HOP:''' Hey Lemmy, look! It's Kano!

'''LEMMY/HIP:''' Kano! ''{Lemmy/Hip and Iggy/Hop run over to Kano and hug him}''

'''KANO:''' Hey, guys.

'''GEMERL:''' THREAT TO ADORABILITY. AN-LIMINATE! ''{Blasts Iggy and Lemmy off of Kano, into Bowser.}''

'''IGGY/HOP:''' Nice shot. ''{gives thumbs up}''

'''KANO:''' Hey, I like those two. Why'd you shoot them?

'''GEMERL:''' THREAT TO ADORABILITY. ''{turns back to normal}'' Because you like them. Duh.

'''KANO:''' That's not a good reason...

'''IORI:''' What does "theat to adorability" mean?

'''GEMERL:''' THREAT TO MY CUTENESS.

'''KANO:''' Threat to your cuteness?!? You're a robot! You don't look... like.... anything......cute! If that is what you mean by threat to your cuteness.

'''GEMERL:''' ''{turns his arms into machine guns}'' WHAT WAS THAT?

'''KANO:''' You heard me! You, aren't, cute! You, are, UG-A-LY!

''{Gemerl blasts Kano's head off, then kicks his body into the air, followed by chopping him up further by slicing him with a sword.}''

'''GEMERL:''' EXTREME FATALITY.

'''KANO:''' ''{ressurects}'' I hope that made you feel better.

'''IORI:''' Hey, weren't we here to bother Bowser?

'''KANO:''' Wait, yeah, we are! Let's do it some more!

''{Everyone constantly pokes Bowser's unconcious body.}''

'''KANO:''' ''{notices Lemmy/Hip and Iggy/Hop are poking Bowser too}'' H & H, you're poking him too?

'''LEMMY/HIP:''' Yeah!

'''IGGY/HOP:''' Why not?

'''EMERL:''' Everybody-a-poking!

'''PATRICK:''' This is fun.

'''GEMERL:''' Oh, very.

'''IORI:''' Whee! I like obnoxiously poking people!

''{A few seconds go by.}''

'''GEMERL:''' OK, Now this is just boring the crap out of me.

'''IORI:''' Yeah. ''{stops}'' And Bowser woke up.

'''CARTOON BOWSER:''' Can you guys stop poking me?

'''IORI:''' How about... Mario Kart? Super Smash Bros? ...Pong?

'''GEMERL:''' Sonic Battle? King of Fighters? Mortal Kombat? The unreleased Doctor Who game? Hotel Mario? Watch Legend of Zelda toon?

'''IORI:''' Didn't that Sonic fighting game suck?

'''PATRICK:''' Didn't Hotel Mario suck? Oh wait, yes it did!

'''GEMERL:''' Hasn't everything we've done today sucked?

'''PATRICK:''' No, not everything. Most of everything we did didn't suck.

'''GEMERL:''' Except the Real life Mortal Kombat, annoying Link, and Poking Bowser.

'''KING:''' ''{jumps in}'' You'll pay for intterupting and ruining my dinner!

''{Gemerl slowly raises his arm, and shoots The King offscreen.}''

'''IORI:''' Wow, Sephym'n and his character(s) sure have been quiet.

'''GEMERL:''' I think they left and replaced themselves with cardboard cut-outs.

''{cut to a cardboard cut-out of the Dalek. it falls over.}''

'''IORI:''' What makes you say that?

'''GEMERL:''' Well, I have a hunch. That, and, they left a note.

'''IORI:''' What does the note say?

'''GEMERL:''' Well, I'm just gonna say that Dalek wrote it...because it's a pile of ash.

'''IORI:''' I see.

'''PATRICK:''' So, what do we do next?

'''GEMERL:''' Something that consumes about 15 more lines, then we end the segment. '''{FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE!!!}'''

'''PATRICK:''' Ok...

'''EMERL:''' Can we go to the beach '''NOW?'''

'''GEMERL:''' Well, I guess...

'''CARTOON BOWSER:''' Surprise attack! ''{attempts to surprise attack but Kano shoots him with a laser}''

'''EMERL:''' BEACH!

''{Cut to the beach, where a counter reading "10" is sticking out of the ground.}''

'''GEMERL:''' Well, this is fun. So, who wants to play volleyball?

''{The counter changes to 9.}''

'''PATRICK:''' Nah.

'''IORI:''' Nah.

'''KANO:''' Nah.

''{The counter falls down to 6.}''

'''KANO:''' 5...

'''IORI:''' 4...

'''PATRICK:''' 3...

'''CD-I MARIO:''' 2...

'''CD-I LUIGI:''' 1...

'''GEMERL:''' I kind of hate you guys for this.

''{The counter falls down to zero, and the episode ends.}''

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 '''KANO:''' ''{lighting strikes; Kano appears}'' BOW DOWN TO ME!
-<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You've desecrated the good name of lightning, you egotistical asshole.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You've desecrated the good name of lightning, you egotistical ass.</blockquote>
 '''PATRICK:''' ''{bowing down}'' I am not worthy. I am not worthy. I am not worthy.

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JCM: finished!

JCM at 00:46, 13 November 2013

JCM: got the first half done; will do the second half later