JCM: i'm a stupid turkey; someone please kill and roast me now

2010-11-28T14:18:15Z

i'm a stupid turkey; someone please kill and roast me now

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== Synopsis ==

You awake in a chamber with five recognizeable people,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I've never heard of these "recognizeables" before. They sound dangerous.</blockquote>
some dude you've never seen, and a raw turkey. You go through grueling (???)
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''Grueling (???)''</blockquote>
tests trying to escape, but as most of the stories I direct, it will probably be a bad ending... OR WILL IT?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How am I supposed to know?</blockquote>
Public.

Idea by Vindicator :D
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Execution by Hanging D:</blockquote>
Oh, who wants to be the "You" and the five friends? I'm the dude... and the turkey... who plays an important role.

== Transcript ==

I woke up. 5 faces and a new one.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "5 more minutes," groaned a new one.</blockquote>
AND A TURKEY? OH WOW!!!

"Y'know, we can hear you."

''{Vindicator throws a scythe at the camera.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' Hey guys.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And I thought throwing a scythe at a camera would severely damage it. You sure proved me wrong!</blockquote>

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JCM: i'm a stupid turkey; someone please kill and roast me now