JCM: another boring chapter of abridged history

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another boring chapter of abridged history

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== Synopsis ==
Fanstuff of the Month discussion parodied and barbecued with a little extra awesomesauce.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I'm going to go off to throw up now.</blockquote>
And Clamburger gets tasered a lot.

== Transcript ==

''{Noxigar is in The World That Never Was, as is every other Wiki User. Outside it is raining hard.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' I'd like to get my fanstuff nominated for this "Fanstuff of the Month" you humans have.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I'm pretty sure humans know a waste of time when they see one.</blockquote>
''{Cut to Clamburger in a front row seat}''

'''CLAMBURGER:''' Some of us ain't human either, so you aren't the only non-human here.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, thanks. That first part needed an explanation.</blockquote>
''{Noxigar throws a yellow dagger at Clamburger and electrocutes him}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Since when do daggers electrocute people?</blockquote>
'''NOXIGAR:''' Where was I? Oh yes. I'd like to nominate '''Everything You Know Is Wrong'''. Methinks it deserves a long period of time to be the Fanstuff of the Wiki.

'''IM A BELL:''' Agreed.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Bell can never get a break.</blockquote>
''{Cut to X66x66, next to Clamburger.}''

'''X66x66:''' I object to this. You don't keep us in-character. And it's weird.

''{Don't Press That Button stands up, next to X66x66}''

'''DPTB:''' I don't like it that much either. And you added a ShwooxEkul shipping. Too weird for my taste. And I could get cut off any moment now-

''{DPTB is cut off after "now".
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, that's what the mark meant!</blockquote>
Cut to Stinkoman K with a thumb down.}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' No ways, man!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I see some ways over there.</blockquote>
It's too random!

''{Cut to Shadow Scythe with a smile on his face and a "thumb" up.}''

'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' This is funny.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Im a bell I get, but why would you portray Shadow Scythe raving this nonsense?</blockquote>
And I gained tentacles just from watching it!

''{Cut to Homestar with a sign saying, "For Noxigar"}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But Noxigar just announced his nomination. Why would you have a sign? Were you saving it for when he was imprisoned or something?</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' This featuwes me!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' As if he had a choice.</blockquote>
And I get to dwess up like Ask a Ninja!

''{Cut to Clamburger, with the dagger still in him}''

'''CLAMBURGER:''' So... much... butt... it... sucks...
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yeah, I had a face-load of butt a few hours ago. Third worst experience of my life.</blockquote>
''{Noxigar throws yet another yellow dagget
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' GOT DAGGET BOBBY</blockquote>
at Clamburger. Clamburger is electrocuted again. Cut to The King of Town, Coach Z, and Strong Mad outside in the rain. They're on strike,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You gotta hate those worker unions.</blockquote>
saying no to Noxigar's fanstuff.}''

'''KoT:''' I will not do a barrel roll!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Where did I put that gun?</blockquote>
'''STRONG MAD:''' I'm not in it!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This is how we know Strong Mad is stupid.</blockquote>
'''COACH Z:''' Where's a sport?

''{Cut back to Noxigar. He looks out the window to see the strike. He throws a yellow dagger in the air and a Pikachu appears.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Why am I not surprised?</blockquote>
The Pickachu uses Thunder on Coach Z, King of Town, and Strong Mad. They are thrown in the sky.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Looks like Team Roarket is blastin' off agairn!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Do me next! Do me next!</blockquote>
''{They blast off into the sky. Cut to Cyrus in the front row on the leftmost chair. He claps. Cut back to Clamburger, with the daggers still in him.}''

'''CLAMBURGER:''' Also, the episodes keep getting shorter. The last one could fit onto one page on my computer.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Actually, that's not something I'll complain about.</blockquote>
''{Noxigar throws a third dagger and severely electrocutes Clamburger.}''

'''CLAMBURGER:''' GAAH! That hurt! Now you banned!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You gunna regret it now.</blockquote>
''{Clamburger hits Noxigar with a Banhammer and knocks him unconsious.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But I thought Banhammers made people fade into exsiction.</blockquote>
Cut to a neutral Joshua.}''

'''JOSHUA:''' As long as I has pancakes I'll be fine with it.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I love trusting these guys.</blockquote>
''{Strong Bad and The Cheat check yes. Vindicator checks no. And then everyone on the wiki votes. Cut to Noxigar awake again with a bruise on his head. All the Homestar Runner characters except for Coach Z, Strong Mad, and King of Town are present, as well as millions of wiki users.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Traffic fraud is the worst kind of fraud.</blockquote>
'''NOXIGAR:''' Well, let's see the results!

''{3333 votes are listed as yes, 3333 votes are listed as no, 3333 votes are listed as, "I don't give a crap"}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' i voted for the comedy option</blockquote>
'''NOXIGAR:''' It's a tie!

''{Cut to Shwoo watching this on her computer.}''

'''SHWOO:''' Finally, Noxic Gas has stopped the ShwooxEkul shipping! I is pleased!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I is miserable.</blockquote>
''{Cut to Homestar wielding a pretzel stick. Shwoo is hit with the pretzel stick.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Screw youuu, kaaarmaaaaa!"</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' I get to pwetzel people in the face up to nine times!

''{End episode}''

== Spot the References ==

=== Trivia ===
*The entire episode was based off a Fanstuff of the Month Nomination

=== Inside References ===

=== Real World References ===

== Comments ==
If you want to comment on the episode, you can. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 20:04, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

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JCM: another boring chapter of abridged history